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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I was wondering more what could have possibly caused him to suddenly become so bitter about publishers after his gloriously successful promotional event
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I'd like to see it dismissed over the poisonous fruit of paying torswats to be SWATTing himself so he could then sue the MPD.
Because that would be followed up with criminal charges and Patrick enjoying prison.
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Getting somehow even fatter, less financially stable, and more rabid about how quickly his trotters must correcT the record.
How likely is that to actually happen? It seems wildly optimistic. If it does, though, feel free to quote me on this and make fun of me for being so wrong. I'd endure that gladly.
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i'm hoping it's him relocating his thinkpad and SSRI-addled zombie wife to a nice lil hacienda in mexico. i'm SO ready for the "joto gordo con tetas" arc
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They'll likely want his clients and if Patrick is one of them then he's screwed
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Hmmm, maybe he can live next door to Ethan Ralph. It'd be an Odd Couple with two Oscar Madisons.
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Is that when Rick drinks the chemicals under the sink after he runs out of booze? You see because he's gay, stupid, drunk, has tits on his boar body, and he's fat.
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sadly no cow crossover
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Maybe it's time for Rick to give up on the sci-fi stories and write about what he knows, I think he could bring in a big advance for the true story of a gay rodeo clown who brought aids to America, he could even pitch it as a prequel to Dallas Buyers Club and work his way into Hollywood.
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Alan has no reason to admit to being torswats. And the MPD has little leverage when the FBI would care about the Patty LaBell bomb threat if that was also done by Alan.
Alan has no reason to give anything up as he's looking at so many charges he's not gonna walk as a free man 'till age 65 compassion release could happen.
Such is optimistic as the FBI has little reason to dig in the blockchain of payments and try and find the ones Patrick made to Alan. And even then Alan affirming the past torswats claim of Patrick saying he self SWATTed isn't the only path to getting the MPD lawsuit dismissed/winning the case.
Pissing off MPD enough so THEY care to actually investigate is the more likely path but 'nail the squealing pig of the hovel' isn't the biggest priority of MPD. And the FBI has little reason to turn over what they grabbed from Alan to make MPD's job easy. Same with Florida doing that for MPD.
But hope can still exist for placing ribs in the oort cloud with Pat catching charges over a self swat.
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That's if he doesn't cut a deal. If they offer him anything where he gets to see daylight before he's a senior citizen, he'd have to be a retard not to snap up that chance. And don't forget the feds get a bite at him if Florida doesn't finish him off.
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Poor Patty
Publishers are all looking for big political memoirs, while all fat can offer is a pig political memoir
Also for such a muh-brand obsessed oinker, I would have imagined it to be rather ill advised to publically bitch about publishers and the publishing industry if you are an active writer looking to....ya know....get published. Kinda sends a message to any publishers you have contacted who might be checking your social media that you are a petulant little bitchfag who is already unsubtly talking shit about you before anything is even agreed
Publishers are all looking for big political memoirs, while all fat can offer is a pig political memoir
Also for such a muh-brand obsessed oinker, I would have imagined it to be rather ill advised to publically bitch about publishers and the publishing industry if you are an active writer looking to....ya know....get published. Kinda sends a message to any publishers you have contacted who might be checking your social media that you are a petulant little bitchfag who is already unsubtly talking shit about you before anything is even agreed
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He's seething so hard, I love it.
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Too bad the little bitch won't take a bet on that. I'd like to see him... No. But Judge Holden might like to see him lose his shirt on that bet.
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The book was successful enough to get a film adaptation on Netflix.
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No child it was not
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