Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 108 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 174 40.4%

  • Total voters
    431
I feel like I haven't seen this posted in the thread yet, Dick Masterson had a Rekieta segment during his show this week where he presents his version of what happened (neither Rekieta's story nor the truth). Sean the Audio Engineer was given a very brief synopsis from their listeners in Discord pre-show, and is a bit surprised to hear Dick refute everything, though for context Sean doesn't really believe much of anything of what Dick says on the show nowadays.

I think the full segment is worth watching, but I included two clips in particular where Dick provides "context" surrounding Rekieta's custody stipulations as well.

Full Segment:



Sean Clips:


 
Thats hard water, its not uncommon in certain areas, especially rural areas that use wellwater. It comes about because of minerals in the water. Your clothes would be fine, as would any other use of water, so long as you get it tested for any heavy metals and the like every few years. It also takes a LONG time to build up. Like, years and years, its a very slow process, especially when it gets that bad. Its more a symptom of desperation (not properly cleaning or replacing the tub) than a symptom of serious issues with the plumbing.
Slight PL but I've lived in some rural places with old pipes, and my tub or shower never looked that bad. Maybe it's different minerals, but it looks like whoever Crackets was renting to before he moved Amholio and his dick warmer in must have never cleaned it. Who knows? Maybe it was like that when they moved in. Surely an afternoon of CLR and elbow grease would put a dent in it.
The worst part is that it leaves a very ugly filthy looking color on your nails if you use it to shower or wash your hands, almost like some kind of fungal infection. That would be a fun thing to spot on April if we get more pictures of her while she lived in the hoe shack.
No idea how Nick kept tenants in there if they had to deal with all of that shit. From how stained it looks, it looks like there's no water softening stuff, or they never cleaned or both.
 
Synopsis for those of us who can’t stand to look at or hear this homo?

> They send a convicted pedophile

The guy who donated to Rackets show; who was a (free tier) member of Rekieta's locals, who Josh banned on here; the most obvious fucking plant if there ever was one .. and Blick Blitering Morn Basterson is just gonna keep pushing that bullshit.

The summary is discount-Klingon retard parroted all of Rekieta's talking points nearly verbatim, and who the fuck cares if he actually believes them or not.
 
Is Nick trying to argue that viewing a copy of a livestream is not the same as viewing a livestream?
Preferably you'd want the original copy for the court case if available but it's not required and it certainly isn't required for probable cause on a warrant (a much lower standard). If Nick wants to argue this in court then it's quite simple to put both videos up side by side and work out what "context" has been removed (if any) and how much that effects the warrant. The Government might hire an expert if Nick pushed the point as they have infinite money but I doubt Nick would bother when it came down to it.
 
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Ceiling (in this case wall) bird removed. I wonder who in the house couldn't take the chirping anymore?

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Height marker for one of the kids. Missing plate because those are so fucking hard to put on.

Bro. What the fuck am I even looking at:
Yeah I'm trying to figure that out. it's fairly crudely inserted. Since it looks like a hose or something on the utility room size draining into the floor drain, I'm inclined to agree with this:
That drain is in a WEIRD ass place. I'm thinking there's maybe a leak on a pipe inside that wall and they rigged that container it to catch the drip and steer it into that conveniently placed drain.
Which makes it more fucking nigger. Just open up the wall on the utility room side where it doesn't matter as much if it looks like shit AND it's just drywall instead of that tile, and fix the fucking thing. What a weird nigger rig.

Are those popcorn ceilings? Not that I give a shit about asbestos with adequate PPE...or if you don't touch it, but the government does care, and that can get fucking expensive quick.
Zillow says it was built in '81 so it shouldn't be asbestos but you never know. My house is a little older and has popcorn ceilings. I figure I have a 90% chance it's asbestos but I'm not getting it tested in case I'd have to disclose that when we eventually move.
 
I didn't blame him too much for getting upset with lawyer grandma talking over him about how he needs to start cold-approaching women on subways, gyms, etc. and cornering them at work instead of continuing the demoralizing but effective dating app grind.

Uncivil has always struck me as theatrical, good with colors, light on his feet, etc. though he has sperged pretty hard about hiring professionals to run his dating apps for him and them being unsuccessful at finding him (surprisingly) a woman. He seems like a nice guy, but he is also a hefty, effete, balding ginger with thin skin and a dramatic streak. He gets very testy about his attempts at dating (surprisingly) women. I don't think he's cut out for this eceleb gig. I think he's going to burn our or turn lolcow on us himself eventually.
I saw him for the first time for a minute with other lawyers (way back in the Depp days, which I watched live nearly all days bc I had time), no context for him at all, no angle (I went in cold and Depp won that trial, flat out)...and I found him exceptionally unpleasant.

Next I saw of him was that dating video and...I kept waiting for the punchline...bc omfg. Thought for sure it was bit, even having had a neg react to him at first. But nope.

So idk if he's a nice guy or a "nice guy" or not, but as a contemporary of his (I assume he's in his 50s, generously) no way I'd take one second to talk to that guy on that video if I were in the market. And as his contemporary I'm twice the age of his target date*, so if I had that aversion, well...good luck.
*not a grandma, do


But that aside, did end up enjoying his critique of this filing. And he seemed to be enjoying it, which was different than what I'd seen of him before.

They’re the worst. For the ones on KF, I highly recommend the ignore button.
Lawyer grandmas on KF?! Silly, there are no women in the internet.
 
I feel like I haven't seen this posted in the thread yet, Dick Masterson had a Rekieta segment during his show this week where he presents his version of what happened

Dick seems to have taken a random incoherent version of what happened from Nick and created his own version of events.

- He is confusing the actions of CPS before the search warrant was executed and after it was executed. The execution of the search warrant confirmed the problems reported in the house and the CPS case plan was specifically set up to deal with all of those problems. Nick had to do drug testing. Nick had to clean up the house. Nick likely had to do a number of other things to address those issues.
- It wasn't just about drugs being found in the house. One can see that in all the CPS materials that have been made public.
- There is no public information to say that the judge or CPS ever declared that the children were never in danger. If Nick said such a thing to Dax, Nick would potentially be in trouble if the process is as Nick claims sealed.
- His "Trial" obviously isn't wedneday. Dax is wrong.
- Unless Nick takes a plea deal avoiding a trial, the bodycam footage is going to be released when its put into evidence. If Nick intends to fight the charges in court, the footage is inevitably going to come out and it hardly matters if it comes out now or several months from now.
- The only evidence that the kids are "at home" with Nick is that Nick says so in very ambiguous ways.
 
I hope he is not firing this attorney for not doing “enough.”
I very much hopes he is.
There are situations where Aaron could testify usefully, but in my opinion they all involve legal suicide options by Nick. I would like to think he wouldn't do any of those options. But given his track record, he may actually pull the pin on one of them.
Nothing is more certain than Nick being incapable of sitting quietly and letting his lawyer do his job.
All you people with good house update/ reno descriptions are adding to my anxiousness about what I'm going to have to do to ready mine for sale.
Read up on what is covered in building and pest inspections. Any potential buyer who is not a total idiot will be getting those done.

Cosmetic stuff isn't so important but the house needs to be sound. No-one's going to pay to replace the plumbing, the wiring, the drainage, etc unless they're getting the home for a rock bottom price.
Is Nick trying to argue that viewing a copy of a livestream is not the same as viewing a livestream?
He's arguing that the copy the cop watched is not the same as the original and that because there have been no subpoenas served on Alphabet or Rumble the prosecution can't prove the stream the cop watched is the same as the original.
The next best option is to use a copy which claims to be an accurate copy of the original.
The next best option is to subpoena Alphabet and Rumble.
 
The next best option is to subpoena Alphabet and Rumble.
Why would that be necessary when Nick still to this day has not removed the stream from his Odyssey page?

This entire topic is so fucking retarded. Because Nick is so fucking retarded.
 
He's arguing that the copy the cop watched is not the same as the original and that because there have been no subpoenas served on Alphabet or Rumble the prosecution can't prove the stream the cop watched is the same as the original.
Not what he's arguing

The only thing he's arguing is that the video watched was uploaded by a different channel controlled by Cog, not Rekieta.

He has not alleged any material changes in the video uploaded by Cog.

The point of talking about the watermark (which is part of the YouTube interface, not added by Cog) appears to be to argue that he must have known it was uploaded on a different channel. (He never stated otherwise)
 
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