Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIET-HAAAAAM
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Meriasek said:
So, uh, they want the prestige of a big political memoir, but they're losing money with it.
What kind of high cholesterol logic is that where prestige is basically equal to losing money?
The first book sold quite a lot, and interest in it soared again after Vance' VP nomination. Pretty sure it'll make back that advance, and then some.
I think it was in the SFWA thread where someone posted a blog post by some writer explaining that the big memoirs and famous authors are basically what keeps publishers afloat and allow them to publish bottom feeders like Patirck.
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Rick can't see the big picture through his jealousy. William Morris Endeavor, a holdings company, paid the $8 million advance and has a $6 billion revenue intake. William Morris Endeavor has also done business with Trump in the past. This is all about greasing the hands of a politician first, with the potential of this making money second.
Plus, it's an investment. A 40 year old Vice President, has a high probability for running for the presidency. If he becomes President, he's going to remember who was nice to him when other book deals are cut.
Rick's 1.2 GPA brain can only react to a chess move, while others are out there planning their next 10 moves in the future.
 
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Alrighty, bout to bounce from the cage of wage. Lets see what Piggerboo has been up to

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I suspect fatrick thinks that the "Honor roll" was the complimentary bread roll he was given after throwing a tantrum in Arbys after being failing his semester for the fifth time sequentially, which his mother told him was a secret message from the dean that he actually passed the secret test of character that proves he was the smartest and thinnest student in the entire Ivy League (she already was lying that the local community college was Ivy League to him)
 
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Judge Holden said:
Alrighty, bout to bounce from the cage of wage. Lets see what Piggerboo has been up to

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I suspect fatrick thinks that the "Honor roll" was the complimentary bread roll he was given after throwing a tantrum in Arbys after being failing his semester for the fifth time sequentially, which his mother told him was a secret message from the dean that he actually passed the secret test of character that proves he was the smartest and thinnest student in the entire Ivy League (she already was lying that the local community college was Ivy League to him)
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It still makes me laugh. Honor Roll. What college has an honor roll? The last school I went to with an "honor roll" was junior high. Piggy mean Deans List, I suppose.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
I might be inclined to take fatsos prison enjoyment threats more seriously if he'd ever managed to get a single person arrested, even for a misdemeanor.
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When he posted about how there was gonna be a multi-tweet Star Wars xitstorm in the future and enjoyed prison himself shows how serious the prison threat is.

That and WI makes it a felony to falsely accuse others of crime means real names get 'seek mental help' and pseudo anonymous get 'stalker enjoy prison'.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
It still makes me laugh. Honor Roll. What college has an honor roll? The last school I went to with an "honor roll" was junior high. Piggy mean Deans List, I suppose.
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He never went to UW.
No college would let a 'smart kid' with those grades any where near their school.

"But I am SMART and I got bored in HS"
"Come on in! There is no way a more difficult curriculum with 10x the work and reading will bore you!"

Fatrick is a moron. He insults his followers with his silly lies.
 
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Pat gets so ruffled by that grade sheet that it makes him cite non-existent law. I know Pat has a little SovCit in him; it just needs to be nurtured. The narcissistic injury of people thinking you're a retard (they always knew that) is far too grievous a wound.

I doubt Pat could learn a basic trade without fucking it up temendously.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Alrighty, bout to bounce from the cage of wage. Lets see what Piggerboo has been up to

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I'm sure "smart kids" quit their community college in just a few years too. I've also noted before that his report card isn't protected so as usual the fat fuck is full of shit. What did he even go in for? Clown college isn't in his state, that's in Plymouth. MA, but he's still a fucking joke.
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I doubt Pat could learn a basic trade without fucking it up temendously.
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You've seen his deck and chairs haven't you?
JustSomeDong said:
It still makes me laugh. Honor Roll. What college has an honor roll? The last school I went to with an "honor roll" was junior high. Piggy mean Deans List, I suppose.
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Oregon State I believe
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Again, Fatrick, when you're in college it's called the Dean's List. Honor roll is a high school thing.

He should go fix his brain with that "basketball needle".
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Given that it's Patrick he's probably confusing Honours for Honor Roll.
 
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I like the parts about the ACT scores, which he claims were high without any numbers, and the AP credits, because high schools are desperate to enroll dullards in AP classes. Why aren't the AP grades on your transcript. Where you such a special boy they listed them separately somewhere, or are they nonexistent because you were barely passing gym, and they kept the moron out? From the look of it, he barely escaped special ed. I'm guessing mommy kept him out using her influence as a school employee.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
I'm guessing mommy kept him out using her influence as a school employee.
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Community (and other) colleges don’t double check shit. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that transcripts sent to the college enrollment board were not exactly identical to the written record we have. Better people have done worse.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
I like the parts about the ACT scores, which he claims were high without any numbers, and the AP credits, because high schools are desperate to enroll dullards in AP classes. Why aren't the AP grades on your transcript. Where you such a special boy they listed them separately somewhere, or are they nonexistent because you were barely passing gym, and they kept the moron out? From the look of it, he barely escaped special ed. I'm guessing mommy kept him out using her influence as a school employee.
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I would be willing to bet actual money that he was going to be held back, but mommy raven wouldn't let that happen to her special boy.
 
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Pigsaw said:
DEATHFAT ARC.

just look at his trajectory. twink death achieved through majin boo maxxing

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He's already on blood pressure medication, he's fat, he's an alcoholic, he oinks at cops, so I believe he's due for a heart attack.

A pest is going to take a shit in his Airbnb toilet and not flush. The pest will leave a note that says "is this felony unflushed toilet harassment?" and Pat's piggy face will get red, he'll start grunting, and then he'll collapse to the ground grabbing his chest, calling out, begging the lesbian he lives with to call for an ambulance, but she'll be passed out drunk on the couch.

So he'll die in a bathroom of a hovel, with a turd from his greatest enemy floating unflushed in the toilet, and he will only be mourned by us and the pests.

Kiwifarms will be blamed.
 
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