Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[In the Sick of It]

Attempting to stick the very fat pig into the round hole of general principles

I don't understand why this just lists all of the calls over and over again, and repeats itself a lot. And it sounds like they thought their rights were violated because Evans demanded to see Niki's face to ensure she was still alive and he wasn't allowed because they weren't actual 911 calls? I dunno, maybe the cops got the vibe that Fat was a very emotional, angry guy, prone to very obese outbursts. I wonder where they got that idea?

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Wow. This document is pretty kino even for Pro Se Pat. Was he bashing this out on his phone at the Worldcon hotel bar between pints of pikey cider? It reads like a middle school persuasive essay crossed with a last-minute book report crossed with a dollar store novel. His lawyer is serving more like his editor - all it looks like they did is pepper in some citation marks here and there.

Bodging the usage of a Latin phrase just to get the opportunity to hit ctrl+I and sound fancy
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The term is to cede ground, not to concede ground, stupid.
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Oh my fucking god, he's actually writing this shit like it's a comic book flashback scene.
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Did you know that if you call into the plain old police precinct telephone and describe an emergency situation to them, they are technically supposed to ignore what you're saying, just because you didn't specifically call 9-1-1?
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CONSIDER THIS, JUDGE CHILD.
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To conclude this chapter, I am a very special boy who is impeccably good at illustrative storytelling. Are you following along?
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I'm sure there are more golden nuggets to be mined. Absolutely incredible, every bit as good as the contempt hearing pro-se.


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You know what, Judge Stadtmueller, I agree. It should go forward. If the oinkery is already this good on paper, just imagine how rib-shattering it will be presented live!

Look at the last pages Georgester, he's represented by Strang Bradley.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He has a small firm doing this for him.

He has a small firm filing his documents. Many lawyers allow their clients to write those documents and then perform varying degrees of editing to them. This is often a way of cutting costs. For example, many lawyers will have a paralegal (charged at a considerably lower hourly rate) fact-check what a client submits rather than do it themselves. Some lawyers — including ones with good reputations, who should know better — will write pretty much whatever the client wants them to say. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there are a lot of dishonest shitbag lawyers out there.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I wish I could find the exchange now but god does Pat have a lot of fucking tweets arguing with people.

There's almost nothing better in regards to Piggy than seeing civilians turn into Patposters in under three tweets. It's his special gift. To me, his crowning achievement is still getting clowned on by fucking Jacob from LOST plus turning Leslie, some sweet, old, liberal hippy broad you don't even expect to be on the internet much, into one of his most ardent and active detractors.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is he saying that harassing him by twitter sometimes isn't domestic terrorism? Where's the line, then. Is sink-boasting terrorism but the Lizard King and Wookie-posting is fine? Or other way around?

I wonder if he’s going with domestic as in violence, because we know for a fact that some patposters are dirty foreigners, meaning it would be international terrorism!

The fact that this fat faggot would call what happens to him and bush doing 9/11 the exact same thing is both infuriating and hilarious.

 

[Thé au lait]

i'm hoping it's him relocating his thinkpad and SSRI-addled zombie wife to a nice lil hacienda in mexico. i'm SO ready for the "joto gordo con tetas" arc

Hard to believe this was in May:

Niggers......It is my great privilege to announce that the pig has gone bilingual
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I am actually in pain from laughing right now....like genuinely my lungs hurt

Alan has no reason to admit to being torswats. And the MPD has little leverage when the FBI would care about the Patty LaBell bomb threat if that was also done by Alan.

Alan has no reason to give anything up as he's looking at so many charges he's not gonna walk as a free man 'till age 65 compassion release could happen.

Is there any chance he'd take a plea deal? If the feds are smart () they'll use that as leverage to pressure him into a plea deal in exchange for either a short sentence or a lower security prison. Can they offer a plea deal that makes him give information on his customers?

I think it was in the SFWA thread where someone posted a blog post by some writer explaining that the big memoirs and famous authors are basically what keeps publishers afloat and allow them to publish bottom feeders like Patirck.

Someone mentioned it here too while Fats was in Glasgow Edinburgh

What APs did he supposedly take? If I'm reading this correctly this is from senior year, when he would've been taking APs if he took any at all. I've never met a single person who took an AP course before senior year but not during.

He has a small firm doing this for him.

There's no way a barred lawyer wrote this, it screams "mediocre literature major who dropped out before qualifying for an associate's degree"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There are way too many hallmarks of his oinking present for them to have done it completely on their own. It really does read incredibly similar to his previous pro se work, the magnum dopus, his manifatso. He clearly has some sort of hand in it beyond just rubber stamping his approval.

Given what two of the three lawyers look like I don't give them much hope in writing a better response.

 

[AprilRains]

Oh my fucking god, he's actually writing this shit like it's a comic book flashback scene.

Did the response just say "meek"? That is almost certainly Pat's wording. He claimed that Larry Correia was "meek" (which Larry called bullshit on, rightly). He tells his stalkers that they will surrender "meekly" upon their arrest.

This response tells me two things:

1. Patrick had a very significant hand in its authorship.
2. When he was a kid, someone somewhere accused him of meekness, probably when he got a little too stroppy for his own good, and it stuck.

 

[Summer of George]

Look at the last pages Georgester, he's represented by Strang Bradley.

I understand whose name is signed to it. The last time he submitted a hilarious doc like this to a court, it was also "prepared with the assistance of a lawyer." He was just too skinflint to pay them (or they refused to put their name on). Apparently there are no such objections when it comes to James Odell.

 

[AprilRains]

Look at the last pages Georgester, he's represented by Strang Bradley.

Which is funny, because Fatrick is like a dumb and unfunny version of Strong Bad.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did the response just say "meek"? That is almost certainly Pat's wording. He claimed that Larry Correia was "meek" (which Larry called bullshit on, rightly). He tells his stalkers that they will surrender "meekly" upon their arrest.

This response tells me two things:

1. Patrick had a very significant hand in its authorship.
2. When he was a kid, someone somewhere accused him of meekness, probably when he got a little too stroppy for his own good, and it stuck.

This was likely written by William because the other two lawyers haven't written anything like this before. Theirs are easy to understand. Given that he's half black (I think?) maybe he wants to sabotage the case to help out his people. He's listed as an associate lawyer with the firm and has only been with them for 11 months.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Is there any chance he'd take a plea deal? If the feds are smart () they'll use that as leverage to pressure him into a plea deal in exchange for either a short sentence or a lower security prison. Can they offer a plea deal that makes him give information on his customers?

Alan will take a plea deal if offered. But what is suspected to have happened in WI has no bearing on his present case in FL so hard to make a deal in FL over suspected events in WI. And if there are 300+ possible cases that will be hard to get everyone on board.

There is the gemini crypto account. And whatever crypto wallets of Alan the FBI has access to. MPD may not need Alan making formal statements if they can get a gemini data warrant and then access to what the FBI has from Alan. MPD has no real reason to put in the work as cops are lazy fucks unless the Pat V MPD case moves forward and makes taking Patrick down hard as a personal matter.

Getting Alan to talk helps 'em figure out the account(s) used. And him to affirm that Patrick was a customer for the purpose of suing the MPD. Having the accounting records means shooting down Alan's statements as a criminal liar will be FAR harder.

There's no way a barred lawyer wrote this, it screams "mediocre literature major who dropped out before qualifying for an associate's degree"

It does improve in quality and uses actual citations after page 17. Almost like Patrick wrote the front half.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This was likely written by William

Lawyers don’t use the emotional language and emphatic italics that have been deployed in this filing. The only parts any lawyer touched were the brief case law citations. The rest was pieced together by a histrionic, fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[AprilRains]

This was likely written by William because the other two lawyers haven't written anything like this before. Theirs are easy to understand. Given that he's half black (I think?) maybe he wants to sabotage the case to help out his people. He's listed as an associate lawyer with the firm and has only been with them for 11 months.

Do you have an example of William using the word "meek" in any other filing?

It's not a common word in that context. We've seen Fatrick use it a lot. When did William use it?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE GIRTH!

 

[Thé au lait]

Alan will take a plea deal if offered. But what is suspected to have happened in WI has no bearing on his present case in FL so hard to make a deal in FL over suspected events in WI. And if there are 300+ possible cases that will be hard to get everyone on board.

There is the gemini crypto account. And whatever crypto wallets of Alan the FBI has access to. MPD may not need Alan making formal statements if they can get a gemini data warrant and then access to what the FBI has from Alan. MPD has no real reason to put in the work as cops are lazy fucks unless the Pat V MPD case moves forward and makes taking Patrick down hard as a personal matter.

Getting Alan to talk helps 'em figure out the account(s) used. And him to affirm that Patrick was a customer for the purpose of suing the MPD. Having the accounting records means shooting down Alan's statements as a criminal liar will be FAR harder.

I should rephrase: what I was imagining was that Alan might take a plea deal, at that point the information could (maybe?) lead to his customers being prosecuted.
It probably wouldn't affect Fats' current case since it will probably be dismissed before Alan's case ends, but it could absolutely lead to the situation you mentioned earlier where the state goes after Fatrick and Nikki ends up divorcing him so she doesn't get caught up in his bullshit.

Admittedly, even though it's a pipe dream I love the idea that Fats' case would get caught in this limbo of motions to dismiss and motions to quash that are effectively just "no fat child, you have no grounds for a case" and "no court child, you will not dismiss" (or anything else that could delay a dismissal) long enough for Alan's case to affect Rick's current lolsuit.

It does improve in quality and uses actual citations after page 17. Almost like Patrick wrote the front half.

I definitely agree that the lawyer just touched up Rick's part and then decided to add a second half that has actual legal significance. The front half was undoubtedly Rick, the phrasing seems so distinctly full of impotent anger from a personal place. I wonder if it might hurt his chances lol

Unrelated to this, does anybody have that collage of Patrick's rape threats on Xitter from before he purged his posts? I remember seeing a bunch of them laid out as one giant image.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The reason why pat is a democrat is he wants welfare to fatten up black children so his pepperoni is tastier

How would you know such intimate details, newfag? Almost as if you're a FFWBT trying to pretend you're one of us. No need, Rick. You can read the thread without having to join and participate.

sometimes i wish i had patrick's overinflated ego. imagine being so detached from reality that nothing is an insult to you.

I think you'd love yourself a lot less if you were an obese, unemployed loser despised by most everyone you ever met. Probably not worth it.

he supposedly did 4 semesters but doesn't have an associates. those are the easiest of most degrees because you're doing general studies. patrick is fat

I went to a local community college to complete pre-reqs for both of my bachelor's. I was awarded an Associate of Applied Science and an Associate of Arts without ever trying for those. It's fucking stupid easy and keep in mind I'm a literal brain-damaged retard during my pursuit of my second BSN. If Piggy couldn't get it done, what does that say about him (hint: he's very fat)?

I like the parts about the ACT scores, which he claims were high without any numbers, and the AP credits, because high schools are desperate to enroll dullards in AP classes. Why aren't the AP grades on your transcript. Where you such a special boy they listed them separately somewhere, or are they nonexistent because you were barely passing gym, and they kept the moron out? From the look of it, he barely escaped special ed. I'm guessing mommy kept him out using her influence as a school employee.

I guarantee that if he'd scored well above average on his ACT or completed any AP courses, he'd be crowing about that shit still. "See stalker, I'm a literal genius, as evidenced by this high school transcript and this ACT score." He'd be worse than Al Bundy with his 4 TDs in one game.

He's already on blood pressure medication, he's fat, he's an alcoholic, he oinks at cops, so I believe he's due for a heart attack.

A pest is going to take a shit in his Airbnb toilet and not flush. The pest will leave a note that says "is this felony unflushed toilet harassment?" and Pat's piggy face will get red, he'll start grunting, and then he'll collapse to the ground grabbing his chest, calling out, begging the lesbian he lives with to call for an ambulance, but she'll be passed out drunk on the couch.

So he'll die in a bathroom of a hovel, with a turd from his greatest enemy floating unflushed in the toilet, and he will only be mourned by us and the pests.

Kiwifarms will be blamed.

If such a thing ever happened and bodycam footage of the initial investigation was released, I fear it may take some of us out too. "Goddamn, this guy is really fucking fat! Why's his head so red? You think he left that enormous shit in there?"

I definitely agree that the lawyer just touched up Rick's part and then decided to add a second half that has actual legal significance. The front half was undoubtedly Rick, the phrasing seems so distinctly full of impotent anger from a personal place. I wonder if it might hurt his chances lol

Anyone who's got experience reading legal stuff that can comment: can you tell that someone is a fat, seething faggot by the way they write their documents?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unrelated to this, does anybody have that collage of Patrick's rape threats on Xitter from before he purged his posts? I remember seeing a bunch of them laid out as one giant image.

I don’t but here’s a tweet thread where you can find it:

 

[Return of the Freaker]

IDK about rape threats but I guess Fatrick approves killing police horses?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Do you have an example of William using the word "meek" in any other filing?

It's not a common word in that context. We've seen Fatrick use it a lot. When did William use it?

This is so far the only case I've seen him work on and it's his first firm after getting out of school. His father is a Judge though. He only started with them in October 2023. A few months later he was given Patrick's case and two of their major lawyers helping him out, probably to give him some credibility. Though that can't be cheap.

Not sure what he was doing between 2019 when he finished and 2023, maybe helping out his father.