Dustborn - The Latest and Biggest DEI Flop to Date that No One Asked for!

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

It's just been really entertaining to see it all go up in flame. And the game is REALLY BAD, it's actually fascinating to watch. Although only in short bursts because oh my god is it boring.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

You'd think there will be at least higher player count from meme streamers and contrarians. The original trailer looked like a fake youtube ad.

 

[Hweeks]

Wait - the fat one can alter it's body with it's super power? Why is it fat?

 

[Seafarer]

Looks like Dustborn is going strong with 76 players in the past 24 hours. Much success. Steam Charts
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I wonder how many of those players are playing it just to make fun of it.

 

[CHARizard]

Watching the stream linked earlier by Sythentic Man (Never seen him before, shocked hes allowed on youtube lol).

I actually dont like the term woke, but theres no other way to describe this game. Its the most woke game to ever exist.

-Fat fucked up skin women is peak redditor and goes into panic attack. Also muslim and bitches about eating non halal sausage.
-Transporting copies of 1984 across the border
-Bad guys are called puritans
-Main character is a pregnant black woman whos power is to make people listen to her, literally this meme

-White/hispanic male character is the only one without powers
-Tranny they/them. Hes rich but is doing the heist because he doesnt want to be outted. His superpower is gaslighting
-Kpop is mentioned the first 5 minutes
-All gender bathroom
-Not supposed to be a joke but theres a "I cant breathe" line
-Also theres no consequences for not playing the song to get across the border. Can just put the controller down and still continue on.


The "person" that designed this character should be banned from working.



Heres a look at the map. Takes place in 2030, alternate history where Jackie O was shot instead of JFK. JFK then enacted martial law for the next few decades which led to the states fracturing.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Wait - the fat one can alter it's body with it's super power? Why is it fat?

Probably body positivity or something

I wonder how many of those players are playing it just to make fun of it.

Probably not many; Steam reviews are currently placing it at Positive (31 positive to 4 negative). It's a lot easier to make fun of it when you're not reconciling the fact that you paid money for this slop.

There's also a DLC ( Archive ) where you can unlock three cosmetics: a hat, a jacket, and a bat. For an extra 14% of the base game's price. What a steal!

 

[Sneedling]

Probably body positivity or something

Probably not many; Steam reviews are currently placing it at Positive (31 positive to 4 negative). It's a lot easier to make fun of it when you're not reconciling the fact that you paid money for this slop.

There's also a DLC ( Archive ) where you can unlock three cosmetics: a hat, a jacket, and a bat. For an extra 14% of the base game's price. What a steal!
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Pretty sure the game had 10+ reviews right at launch somehow. Can't find the tweet/screenshot.
Certainly seemed like the devs/connected wanted to give it a review head start.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Probably body positivity or something

Probably not many; Steam reviews are currently placing it at Positive (31 positive to 4 negative). It's a lot easier to make fun of it when you're not reconciling the fact that you paid money for this slop.

There's also a DLC ( Archive ) where you can unlock three cosmetics: a hat, a jacket, and a bat. For an extra 14% of the base game's price. What a steal!
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Oh man there's an actual official die cis scum trannybat DLC pack.

Are we sure this isn't satire of some kind?

 

[Asian tech support]

-Transporting copies of 1984 across the border

The EU paid for this game and the diversity hire devs are too dim to catch the irony.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

And here we go.

 

[moocow]

God this dumpster fire is going to be magnificent to watch unfold. You just know the journoscum are going to immediately start blaming gamers for this colossal failure.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

God this dumpster fire is going to be magnificent to watch unfold. You just know the journoscum are going to immediately start blaming gamers for this colossal failure.

I've literally more games to play than this shit.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Let's play a game!
Start watching that long play video.
Okay, now I want you to randomly scrub throught the video, clicking on the progress bar at random.
If in ten tries you find actual gameplay and not just Telltale-wanna-be cringe dialogue or that bitch slowly walking around, you win!

It's funny how the trailer for the game shows at lot of that fighting gameplay in it, clearly just a lie to try to lure people in, if the woke design didn't scare them off already, that is.

 

[Next Task]

Are we sure this isn't satire of some kind?

Never, ever doubt the ability of people, especially people like this, to be parodies of themselves.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

And here we go.

Literally a button to call people racists, and it's labeled as "trigger" because someone asked if it was the black guy. He clearly didn't know the guys name, and didn't even use it in a racist way, or manner, or tone. This is some poe's law type of shit. I refuse to believe this shit isn't someone/a bunch of people on the dev teams pulling one over the other people working on this and the government who funded this.

Even better if you look at the top calling them racists is just to capitalized off them.

Again No way this isn't a giant joke on people who believe, and do this type of thing.

 

[Quixotic Man]

They dropped the absolute banger of a soundtrack.

Only a true genius would rhyme the word "born(e)" three times with itself and also rhyme "newborn" with "new porn." Enjoy other songs like "Escaping the Gig Grind" and "Influence Apocalypse!" Are you feeling it, fellow kids!

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Has anyone actually played it? What is it about? I take it is a traveling band but what is the setting? What is the lore?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Savvy, who Alyssa Mercante is currently harassing, is streaming Dustborn. And so far she hates it. But I will give her credit for having the vagina of steel to play through it all the way.

 

[faint horizons]

I'm not sure why wokies even ask for corporations to slobber on their knob. This level of pandering from a corporation makes me think that if the pendulum swung the other way culturally they'd be making a Moonman game with minigames about hanging darkies or some shit. It's not about the fact that they made this, it's the fact that people think that corporations trying desperately their out of touch games that makes me angry.

 

[Mayoush]

This game is so shit that there is more than 100 times youtube comments likes clowning on this game than people who actually bought it they shouldn’t have even bothered advertising it lol