Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
Holy fuck those clips of him talking about the FA shit blow out my speakers more than a 2016 BASS-SUPERBOOSTED playlist. How does anyone get fooled into thinking that's his true authentic voice? Are all the streams that bad and it just gets mixed better for clips?
 
As much as I dislike Jason, I think we should withhold any bestiality allegations until proven otherwise. I mean, where would you stick a dick in a ferret?
The first thread I ever posted in was when I commented on when he was defending "Dark Nurse" aka Alicia Lundburg (a known Zoophile/Furfag/Sexpest/Deadbeat Parent) on some cub/zoo imageboard where presumably Jason and a bunch of furfags White Knight for the Beastiality "artist" while they flamewarred and doxxed each other.

Now, I could talk about more personal experiences but all I can say is:
If he is willing to defend an artist who is known for zoo, get doxxed, then go silent to then only half reinvent himself with this "artist" still on his FA Watchlist - you can put the evidence together.
 
How it's going (taken from this video):
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Maldavius: "Not uncrackable. No game really is"
Nice try playing the semantics game, but the problem is that in order to make a game unpiratable (like Maldavius claimed) it has to be uncrackable (and it isn't). Yet another claim of his that goes down the drain.
 
Holy fuck those clips of him talking about the FA shit blow out my speakers more than a 2016 BASS-SUPERBOOSTED playlist. How does anyone get fooled into thinking that's his true authentic voice? Are all the streams that bad and it just gets mixed better for clips?
Not to mention he's just using a blue yeti screwed onto a boom arm. You'd think with all of his daddies money he could have afforded a real setup. You'd think for having years of alleged experience in the industry he would know USB mics are the worst for professional applications.
 
Not to mention he's just using a blue yeti screwed onto a boom arm. You'd think with all of his daddies money he could have afforded a real setup. You'd think for having years of alleged experience in the industry he would know USB mics are the worst for professional applications.
I mean yeah they are but I will say one of the nice things about being poor and delving into linux (excuse any possible power leveling here) is that you can take even some of the most dog shit stuff and make it bare serviceable or even decent. As dog shit as the blue yeti is, you can plug that bitch into something like linux mint and fire up noise torch or easy effects and make it work.

The problem here is 2 things in maldy's case. The first is that he's a now confirmed retarded liar nepo-baby. He hasn't had to work for shit like the average andy so he hasn't really had to learn. Daddy's money just let him easily get in a position to get people to give him money over "appearing" as some elite le hacker magic tech boy guru who's so wise and philosophical.

The other problem is that he is incapable of admitting that he is wrong and he just keeps digging his heels further and further into the ground. "My game is uncrackable" -- people who it was cracked within a day -- "well acktually..." He can not admit he is wrong about shit because all the fame and that alone will prevent a person from learning. It goes in tandem with refusing to learn because you think "I'm not the one who is wrong. It's the children who are wrong." The greatest thing about all this is that all it took was some guy who could become king of my ancestors with that forehead created the Stop Killing Games initiative is that it caused this grifter to expose his true colors and now the internet will forever have his true face on it at his own expense, all because he absolutely abhorred, vehemently with the most extreme forms of malice possible, couldn't stand the fact that a bunch of nobodys want to be able to keep playing video games they paid some fucking money for. That's all it took.

Fucking pathetic honestly. May the furrets disavow him.
 
How it started:

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"Un-piratable"

How it's going (taken from this video):
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I find it incredibly amusing that mald is replying to a nobodies comment on an LTT video, he 100% neurotically searches his own name.
(also sorry for no archive on the LTT video I tried thrice and archive.is wouldnt capture the comment section properly or the page altoegther)
Goldberg EMU and an overlay with the Steam API. It takes a bit to work but it's possible. This will trigger the achievements on your steam account.

I find it kind of funny he wants it to be uncrackable, so why doesn't go the Darkspore route and make everything sever side? Oh wait, Ross already did a video on that and look how that game turned out. 0% piracy rate and you can't play it today. Is that what Josh wants? To develop a game for 7 years and then have no one play it? Because that's kinda sad.
 
Goldberg EMU and an overlay with the Steam API. It takes a bit to work but it's possible. This will trigger the achievements on your steam account.

I find it kind of funny he wants it to be uncrackable, so why doesn't go the Darkspore route and make everything sever side? Oh wait, Ross already did a video on that and look how that game turned out. 0% piracy rate and you can't play it today. Is that what Josh wants? To develop a game for 7 years and then have no one play it? Because that's kinda sad.
He doesnt even need to leave even a mediocre earthbound clone as a legacy since his streaming popularity and clout has eclipsed any gamedev effort
I suppose thats why he cant understand the thought of people wanting to preserve shit, he has never worked on a particularly long term game in his life and him mugging to a camera while pitching down his voice is what he will be known for unless he has a sudden reveal of skeletons and is promptly quickly disavowed like alot of e-celebs are
 
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Goldberg EMU and an overlay with the Steam API. It takes a bit to work but it's possible. This will trigger the achievements on your steam account.
If his advice were to be replicated, pirates would reverse engineer the game itself or the actual API and fuck with the function that awards the steam achievements and sloppily make it save to appdata or to the API itself.
It’s cat and mouse so the only way to really win when you give your games away to the cats is to be irrelevant or completely server sided.

Also, Thor doesn’t strike me as the kind of cow-dev to withstand scrutiny. Yandere Dev’s been dealing with technical debt and troll emails for ten years while Thor wear’s his heart on his sleeves. He streams and answers questions to survive. He needs that parasocial connection to be strong. It’s bound to go sideways since that’s his business now and people will notice how spergy he is. He is the architect of his own suffering.
 
Hate seeing this dude's shorts appear constantly. As a programmer I just cringe at his takes. I remember that one short he made about MacOS certificates and shit, which I agree with is a pain in the ass, but at least be right when you're going to shit on a process. It's so easy, and yet you tard it up completely.

Fun seeing this tard finally getting dunked on.
 
Is there anything blocking this thread from going out of PG? (Sorry if I'm missing something obvious.)
 
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Jason uploaded a clip from his stream about the situation. He is sad that Dragoneer died.
"cybersecurity furries and hateful doxxing exxperts teamed up to hate on a hacker! It's the most powerful alliance ever!"

It sounds like a good story, but it's just a bullshit take. There was no alliance at all. No one from KF allied with furries, nobody worked on doxing the hacker (that I know of), Null closed registrations so the furries wouldn't come here, and the few who did sneak in were mercilessly mocked in the furry thread.

On the furry side, none of them are super elite badass hackers--that's how FA got hijacked in the first place. Thor is right that they're terminally online, but all they did was sit in Discord or reddit and whine until 1 random guy got the accounts back. The hacker probably wouldn't have been doxed at all if he didn't try the crypto scam, there was no valiant fursuited counter-hacking and Kiwi dumpster diving going on.

I understand how Thor thinks such an alliance might be developing, but he's telling the story like he already saw it happen and it was a great time. Why bother lying? To what end? There's nothing to be gained except a few minutes filling air during stream.
 
I mean we're not mad at the guy, other than the fact that he clout chased instead of leaking all the DMs.
The problem is evoking the forums as a Personal Army. The forum is not your PA, and shouting it out doesn't help anyone, especially yourself. You want to help the site? Then fucking post what you dug up instead of spamming "PEDO PEDO PEDO ALL FURFAGS ARE PEDO" and when wonder why does everyone mock you when your shitcoin has tanked so bad you're in debt for the rest of your pathetic life.
Also, Thor doesn’t strike me as the kind of cow-dev to withstand scrutiny. Yandere Dev’s been dealing with technical debt and troll emails for ten years while Thor wear’s his heart on his sleeves. He streams and answers questions to survive. He needs that parasocial connection to be strong. It’s bound to go sideways since that’s his business now and people will notice how spergy he is. He is the architect of his own suffering.
Jason is a furry. His parasocial acts are the results of it. No matter how normal he tries to perceive himself to be he's a furry who is trying to keep "friends" around. The problem is, the people around him are not friends, but fucking weirdos like him looking desperately for an internet daddy who fulfills their dopamine deprivation. The moment he does not provide that, like he did with SKG, he's finding out how fucking quick they will turn on you.

The best part? They don't go away. They watch and wait for your demise, or join here to mock and criticize you.
 
I checked a few of his recent "GAME DEV Q/A" VODs on Twitch and all he seems to do is edit config files (not actual code) for his "BlockGame" (archive) Minecraft server, and he didn't even make the plugins it uses in the first place, they're called MMOCore and MMOItems. He never seems to work on his own game, he just does that (when he's not just playing games).

Possibly, you can easely search up his name "Tawleyn" and come up with a collection of websites still up, his github probably does the most to cast shadow on the theory, I suspect Thor would never actually try and use Unreal Engine
Different guy.
Roughly five minutes in Bing (Google was useless):
Furaffinity (Different fursona, not even the same genus)

Steam (Very long-lived and it says he's from Texas)

Not archiving the links since it's clearly an unrelated fag. QA testers are just like Reddit moderators, they get upset when you point out how their job could be done by children and apes who are particularly good at sign language.
Alright, I take the L on this one, I didn't think someone else would glaze him that hard.
 
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Holy fuck those clips of him talking about the FA shit blow out my speakers more than a 2016 BASS-SUPERBOOSTED playlist. How does anyone get fooled into thinking that's his true authentic voice? Are all the streams that bad and it just gets mixed better for clips?
reminds me of that guy corpse husband who also bass boosts his voice.
 
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