DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It really isn’t tho. Phil’s not a normal-style, and if you can’t pick up on why that is you’re dented imo. It’s like comparing a carjacking to a person shoplifting a candy bar. “Thieves are thieves, yeah?”

If you don’t get it you don’t get it I guess 🤷‍♂️
So he is a carjacker now? Just call him a rapist. Go on, do it, you're almost there. I do get it. You hate Phil and must be contrarian. If Phil loves it, you hate it. He is just a fucking streamer man. That is all Phil is.
 
DSP is also a good whore and he keeps sucking his newest pimp of as good as he can. Until said pimp tosses him to the side. Then he begins badmouthing the old pimp and praises the next one.
Trying to keep track, is Youtube the future? Or is it Twitch? Or Kick now? It's changed so much over the years.
 
Right there! He's literally married and has sex yet he is also a incel NEET. Unreal. You really hate him.

He's smug and begs? That is literally all youtube streamers.

I would be very, very surprised if Phil has had sex with the past five years. He's certifiably a NEET (zero friends, spends all day begging on YouTube and failing basic videogames, leaves his house once a week of he does at all) and his attitudes towards sex are absolutely incelic.

"You really hate him" because I called him a name? Are you really this retarded?

because it's true.

almost every interaction with the DSP people is negative. dour, bitter, indignant. anger directed at random people. misery without end. just people upset he's still not getting a rEaL jOB and he's LYING!!! to his PAYPIGS!! about the TAXES!!! DSP you have to pay the IRS what you owe so that we can continue to give worthless fat niggers free medical care and housing!!!!!!!!!!!
Is anybody upset in this thread? Only thing I see people upset about is that people keep coming in to post delusional about imaginary retards who want Phil "raped and murdered", which nobody here wants or cares about. And then the thread turns to shit for a dozen pages while regulars defend themselves from morahns.

Perhaps if people stopped actively lying about the people and content of the thread they'd get a more positive response.
 
Just to throw my dent-hat into the mix of this serious business interweb discussion I think the general thread does a pretty great job of clipping and compiling DSP's retardations for the day. Aside from a few retards trolling or baiting here and there I don't really feel people go too off the deep end in their comments and it's quite civil these days.

and this grifting grifters autofellatio arc is so boring beyond words tbh.
 
I would be very, very surprised if Phil has had sex with the past five years. He's certifiably a NEET (zero friends, spends all day begging on YouTube and failing basic videogames, leaves his house once a week of he does at all) and his attitudes towards sex are absolutely incelic
You mean he works his job for you ungrateful faggots? Also if you think he isn't having sex... beyond delusional.
 
DSP you have to pay the IRS what you owe so that we can continue to give worthless fat niggers free medical care and housing!!!!!!!!!!!
Well to be honest I am suprised he hasn't run into trouble with the IRS. Just goes to show that he is either damn luckly or doing it right. In all honesty maybe we should take it as an example on how to do it
Trying to keep track, is Youtube the future? Or is it Twitch? Or Kick now? It's changed so much over the years.
The thing that makes him the most money and protects him is the future.
 
Keep in mind this is a man who's full DOXX has been out on the internet for some ten years now and he's gotten wellness checked twice, once by his sister-in-law who's a crazy hooker, and he doesn't so much as get pizza sent to his place on the regular. We do not fuck with Phil, we do not care about fucking with Phil, nor is our hatedom unjustified. We discourage it, but again, it's not like we can actively gunt guard Phil if he's about to get candid photo'd at a gas station. Phil's such a victim that he'll blow this out of proportion like it's the worst thing to ever happen to anyone. In reality, even people paying to have sex with his prostitute sister in law is pretty tame, all things considered. Ralph got knocked out in Portugal. Cyraxx gets fucked with. Wings got a hooker sent to his house. Pedos and dogfuckers get just destroyed, which I'm obviously not against, but it does happen. Chris got fucked with when the motherfucking happened and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those dang dirty trolls. All he had to do was shut the fuck up. Doubt Barb was even fit to complain about it.

Phil has never, ever gotten punched. And he announces his days off. From what I know not even Chris got punched. Phil will cry a river about how tortured he is by his trolls but I'm going back to basics to refute that:
"Nigga, proof!" So far Phil's sources on all of this supposed hardcore physical and psychological torture have been that he made it the fuck up. He's gotten candid photo'd twice. He's free to powerwalk the lengths and widths of Renton without anyone even going respectful paparazzo on his ass.

If you get why people hate Keffals, DSP's shit is much the same. He's a grifter who asks for money to pay basic bills to splurge on thoroughly un-basic shit like top shelf booze, expensive meals out, luxury gacha sweatymen and the like, while feigning distress. Gotta save da haus! Surprise staycation. Need money for bills! Fly in somebody else's horsebitch. Have to see my dying parents! Secret wedding with a pizza parlor tour back in Bridgeport, CT. Is it fine to hate on Keffals when it's pretty much the same, carbon copy scam? "Need money for essentials- Hol' up, that hotel in Ireland looks so good right about now, and my coke bucket is running a little low..." Why, because he's a person of gender? Because he's not based? I just don't get how Phil's all of a sudden attaining this Sacred Cow status. Where did he sign? Is this just his maxed out luck build carrying, or is he really that effective at pignosis?

Anyway, are Keffals or Phil LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? No. Got that in common with about 99% of humans nowadays. Does the fact that Hitler existed invalidate hating on, I dunno, pickpockets, culturally enriching muzzies, nigs doing the nog stuff, corrupt politicians, groomers, even fat people being fat?

Look, I'm gonna say no. It's a gossip forum about internet eccentrics. People are gonna get judgy. It's literally 99% of the fun. I don't know the full story about why people hate or deem, I dunno, Chantal interesting to follow, but there's too many threads to keep up with. Phil's arguments about why his thread should be shut down are bullshit. Of course if you don't have the full story and come from a sympathetic place, you'd think Phil has no reason to lie about this but you can always tell when Phil is lying, because he's drawing breath and it's a day that ends in Y.

Of course this dude wants the finance tracker scrubbed off the face of the internet because he REALLY does get more money when he begs under believable pretenses. Phil's literally the ONLY motherfucker on Earth that wants to play the game and not face the music. If you're gonna brazenly scam on the internet, some people are gonna take issue with it, that's just the way things are. I don't think you get to go crying to papa nool or the literal internet police because your fee-fees got a little bit bruised when trying to separate smallbrained Derish from his biweekly wages because somebody called you a greasy scammer.

If you come from a sympathetic place I see how you'd empathize. Oh Phil Burnell is just a good, honest, hardworking, blue collar american-style streamer who asks for donos on the reg; Nothing wrong with that! So does a lot of other people post 2020! Fucking Dr D does it, and he's hailed as a saint and can do no wrong, unless he's talking to minors. (Quick reminder that Phil groomed Pandalee) Begging under false pretenses? Shiiiit, RTU, Alinity, Pokimane, ZileanOP, fucking... Pretty much everyone. Got a bankruptcy? That's fucking based. Spends all of the dent donos on gachashit? Good on him, it's his money, he can do what he wants with it.

Look, Phil is just a piece of shit. He gets clipped, there's a cottage industry around him, and he gets laughed at on a forum. We seriously aren't mailing him nukes or whatever the hell else he's saying we're doing. If it gets done it's not us. Every time a dent has come here saying that they wanted to pull some cool gayops they've been generally told to kick rocks. Phil is a habitual liar who loves to victimize himself. Almost every story he tells of being fucked with is greatly exaggerated. Again, keep in mind, this is a man who considers getting a Ch'king with maybe a bit too much mayo when he takes his fat bitch to Borgor Kang's for her birthday is an event so dire it's worth seething over for upwards of a year. This is a man who insists that you apologize to him if you want to still be in his chat if you've offended him. Over email. This is an authority fetish like those teachers that used to ask for apology letters in cursive over very minimal perceived slights, like cracking a joke in class.

Phil's a narc and he gets treated like a narc. It just hurts him more than your average lolcow because Phil's both a crazy, tall-tale telling lowdown conman and a narc with a bloated yet paper thin ego. So he'll spin a yarn about pretty much anything that may or may not have actually happened to him and if you tell him so much as you think his shoe polish jet black dye is a little bit too obvious he'll instaban your ass and mention several times that week that he doesn't actually dye his hair and he has quite a few grays in there and all that wounded raging narc ego shit. Then he brings out the Horsey Parade Float and it turns out they even get matching hair dyes and his hair loses color every month. This is a man you can mentally destroy for two weeks by just telling him, as a complete stranger on the internet with a female profile picture, you don't find him attractive. Obviously anything more involved than that is gonna easily send his ass into hysterics.

At this point this is either Phil himself or a bunch of dents doing the KANG'S busywork by pushing the narrative of "Heinous Villain Phil" who really isn't so bad and deserves a true shot at success by the internet at large because "Sure sure Phil's a faggot, Phil's a scammer but have you heard about the existence of ZOOSADISTS!? Checkmate, dentractors."

It's a shit argument and honestly one I wish people would pack in. Yes, Caligula and Nero existed. No, them being pieces of shit doesn't necessarily invalidate every other piece of shit that came before of after. Yes, I do believe we have as much place on this forum as pretty much any other board. Like dude, just let Chantal be fat, she's hurting no one. Well if people want to point and laugh... Isn't this the place to do that?

At this point this just feels like a pseudo-organized bullshit push to get Nool's ear and try to make an earnest attempt at getting his board scrubbed so he can just peddle his bullshit in peace. Honestly, much like with his restreamers, I think it's optimistic on Phil's side: If there's no option to see gameplay recaps or to see Phil's shit gameplay without giving him his views, people would just move on from him. It's not like he's gonna galvanize his hatedom into active dents. And a 42 year old boomer who aggressively begs isn't gonna find a massive audience playing slowly on normal either.

Look, I get it. This is a cow with 16 years of internet history. Obviously a lot of people are misinformed and they'll be fucked sideways before getting their master's degree in piglore, but the thing is to truly get how much of a piece of shit Phil is, you kinda need a few things:
- The aforementioned Pigroach Historian title.
- A dislike for narcissistic personality types. I remember a couple posts mentioning narc family members. Seems like there's overlap with those communities.
- A dislike for scammers that specifically prey on the weak and/or clueless, like 419s. Lot of overlap with those communities as well.
- Good grasp on videogame fundamentals and exactly why Phil is full of shit. Like we could say the other day Phil was raging because "THAT THROW BEAT MY OVERDRIVE HEADBUTT CLEAN, GET DAFUGGOUDDAHERE!!!" but he was actually in burnout so no Overdrive could have come out, possibly. If the reader happens to be a Fortnite normie (Nothing wrong with that) they just understood fucking nothing about this statement. To people who get it, it's obvious that Phil was insanely full of shit.
- An interest in pulling apart frequent and poorly constructed lies.

Phil's appeal as a lolcow is certainly very niche, but I feel confident in saying that yeah, he actually is kind of vile and disgusting as a person. And he pretty much gets the just right amount of retribution. Obviously a narc's gonna think that he's entitled to the world and should be flying high with the likes of Ninja, but that's just narc brain stuff. Phil really does get what he deserves. Not more than he deserves.
 
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Right there! He's literally married and has sex yet he is also a incel NEET. Unreal. You really hate him.

He's smug and begs? That is literally all youtube streamers.
Some people think he's closeted and that's a result of him overreacting to any kind of romance in video games. I don't believe it myself I think he just has zero sex drive.

Outside of other lolcows and twitch thots I have never seen anyone beg the way Phil does like literal beggers beg less.

Ultimately for me, I don't care if he loses everything or actually becomes PDP 2.0 I follow him because his fuck ups make me laugh as do his delusions. The KC stuff has been boring for me because it's just smug Phil and smug Phil is worst Phil because he's obnoxious.

Man I'm tired of having this discussion every month.
 
So he is a carjacker now? Just call him a rapist. Go on, do it, you're almost there. I do get it. You hate Phil and must be contrarian. If Phil loves it, you hate it. He is just a fucking streamer man. That is all Phil is.
Are you retarded or just pretending to be? It’s an example meant to display the extremes that Phil lives in. He lies constantly. He begs constantly. He’s extremely smug. And he’ll gaslight anyone who points this out. Almost everyone does some of these things. ALMOST NOBODY does all three to the extent and frequency that Phil does, all the while being a deeply unlikable and fake person. I can’t make this any easier to understand and I’m not gonna try again.

You don’t happen to be a fan of Rekeita do you? Because your reply is straight out of the Balldo playbook of deliberate misrepresentation.
 
Also if you think he isn't having sex... beyond delusional.
Soory for the double post:
Yeah he has sex. Life fucks him daily!
In all seriousness I doubt he had actual sex with his wife. He spend his WEDDING NIGHT arguing with trolls on Twitter and he has let it slip more then once that they sleep in separate beds. And considering he has fattened her up to this degree I honestly doubt he is banging her. Could be wrong though, just my impression

Not to mention, his ex girlfriend had said their sex life died after they moved to Renton. Who knows maybe she was so dissapointed that Phil never dared to touch her again
 
Dudes I just watch him when he's yelling at street fighter because the excuses he makes are magical. I can't understand why people would want Phil to "get a real job" because if that happens then the show ends.
He's just another idiot on the Internet to laugh at when you're bored how the hell did this thread go to shit again.
 
Also if you think he isn't having sex... beyond delusional.
Phil in his own words literally says he isn't having sex. The last time he talked about it he got really worked up and huffed at his chat, "SERIOUS ADULTS don't have TIME for that! That's something special that they do on special occasions when they have time, like birthdays or Christmas, and wany to share something special." His wife has gained at least 150 lbs since that.

Maybe don't get MATI defending a lolcow you don't know anything about you fucking Mormon retard lmao
 
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Are you retarded or just pretending to be? It’s an example meant to display the extremes that Phil lives in. He lies constantly. He begs constantly. He’s extremely smug. And he’ll gaslight anyone who points this out. Almost everyone does some of these things. ALMOST NOBODY does all three to the extent and frequency that Phil does, all the while being a deeply unlikable and fake person. I can’t make this any easier to understand and I’m not gonna try again.

You don’t happen to be a fan of Rekeita do you? Because your reply is straight out of the Balldo playbook of deliberate misrepresentation.
Lies begs and is smug? Hmm. Let's see the cows I can list off right now.
Lou Galdgardi
Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes
Hasan Piker
Literally all Vtubers
Your mother
 
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