DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Doomguy said:
He's certifiably a NEET (zero friends, spends all day begging on YouTube and failing basic videogames, leaves his house once a week of he does at all) and his attitudes towards sex are absolutely incelic.
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he gets paid to play video games. you're free to seethe about semantics and appearances, and everyone else is free to call you a dentractor, because this much mental gymnastics about what really constitutes "employment" certifies you as a genuine a-log.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
I find it strange that some believe Phil over his detractors. Is there a reason for that other than being completely ignorant about what kind of a person Phil is?
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Phil lies about everything. Phil's both a paranoid narcissist and a groveling victim, which is quite the combination to pull off. He knows if he repeats a lie enough times some people will believe it.

He lies about his detractors, his gameplay, how he spends his money, his history, his present, his future. And the fact he has 10 different versions of most of his life stories is part of what makes him so fascinating. Or maddening because he blocks anyone who calls him out. That's why channels like TBS have gotten popular, because they'll watch the video of all the lies in a row and laugh at them.

Someone asked where people get the idea that "trolls" try to ruin Phil's life. They get the idea from Phil, who says it on his stream every single day. In reality, he tells us what day he's leaving the house each week. He goes to the same few places all the time, with a random trip to get a shitty haircut every month or so. Yet no one ever interacts with him, runs into him at the store, at a restaurant, at the liquor store, much less bothers him. People from the Farms leave the guy alone, but if you repeat a lie enough times....
 
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This has all been very entertaining as someone falling further down in interest in the vortex recently, we get to see how Phil would be like if his ego was inflated to where he could be "popular" even when he still isn't, the high he's getting off KC relations is so funny to see. As always, Phil is his own worst enemy so he will fuck this all up if he hasn't already.
 
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Wodanaz said:
he gets paid to play video games. you're free to seethe about semantics and appearances, and everyone else is free to call you a dentractor, because this much mental gymnastics about what really constitutes "employment" certifies you as a genuine a-log.
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If you've actually ever seen a stream of his, he doesn't get paid to play video games.
 
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Just went through yesterday's late stream, and holy fucking shit, I think he has never begged so much during a stream. It was literally non-stop.

I made a quick and shitty compilation of all the begs, but note that the re-stream had issues with the quality and some buffering (but it's the only re-stream without sound effects/music or someone talking over it).



Also check the time stamp in the bottom right corner: 130 minutes passed between the first and the last beg, and I counted 18 separate begs in total. That means he begged every 7(!) minutes on average, reaching a BPM (Begs Per Minute) of 0.14.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
There is this ongoing argument about who is winning - Phil, his detractors, Kino Casino, their fans, other lolcows.........but in reality there is one big winner that is winning all the time - Scopely
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Seriously when are they going public so I can buy stock? At first I wanted to do so for the meme of making money off DSP but ever since I saw the money they made off that Monopoly mobile game and holy shit even AAA sportslop like FIFA or NBA2K can't compare with those numbers.
 
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I was watching Keem's reaction to DSP's offer. I think this new era of SmugSydePhil is fantastic. That look after he said "pay me 50,000, OR (dramatic pause) you can come on MY show...for FREE!" that made my night lol
 
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Comma said:
Just went through yesterday's late stream, and holy fucking shit, I think he has never begged so much during a stream. It was literally constantly.

I made a quick and shitty compilation of all the begs, but note that de re-stream had some issues with the quality and some buffering (but it's the only re-stream without sound effects/music or someone talking over it).

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Also check time stamp of every beg in the bottom right corner: 130 minutes passed between the first and the last beg, and I counted 18 separate begs in total. That means he begged every 7(!) minutes on average, reaching a BPM (Begs Per Minute) of 0.14.
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It seems we are approaching pre-Moist era begging, how delightful
 
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Choom said:
I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.
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Mods: crush his skull.

Phil's got this locked in, baby! He's got it all figured out now.

It was just like that dream he had! All Phil had to do was get on that stage and just explain how much he has suffered in life. Now that the world has been convinced that sweet, innocent, virgin Phil, was just trying to make people smile with his fun chill positive content - detractors will exist in perma-seethe mode, the FGC will realize the mistakes they made and welcome him back with open arms, Asmondgolds audience will shrink as they wake up to the higher Kolaity Kahntent™️ now available on demand to them posted up on Phil's channel, and most importantly of all: Phil is never, ever going to have to walk any of this back for any reason.
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Comma said:
Just went through yesterday's late stream, and holy fucking shit, I think he has never begged so much during a stream. It was literally constantly.

I made a quick and shitty compilation of all the begs, but note that de re-stream had some issues with the quality and some buffering (but it's the only re-stream without sound effects/music or someone talking over it).

Also check time stamp of every beg in the bottom right corner: 130 minutes passed between the first and the last beg, and I counted 18 separate begs in total. That means he begged every 7(!) minutes on average, reaching a BPM (Begs Per Minute) of 0.14.
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Some of the begs were really aggressive too. The last couple when he was stuck between T2 and T3 were some of the most direct "JUST GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU FUCKING RETARDS" in a while.
 
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