DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

From here on out anytime he doesn't make his $150 in the prestream he is gonna be upset. Just a few weeks ago he was positive when he hit or was near the $50 goal during the prestream.

 

[Corpun]

Amazed at how quickly he went into power tripping over Keem's 'apology'. I'd actually be super felted if Keem signs him on for 50k because Phil would be winning forever and have tips for years now guys. You have no idea how I as a detractor would be felted by that.

He totally wouldn't go straight to begging the day after the fact and pretend the 50k doesn't exist in this universe.

Also that Null interview is going to be absolute dogshit and I may actually leave this website if Null goes from loving defending free speech on the internet to sucking off Phil's dick because he hates detractors for no fucking reason. There is no way Null should be agreeing with a guy who thinks every single person who laughs about WWE champions and him saying he wanted to his a 11-year-old girl should be sued and put in prison, but this is a man who despises us for whatever fucking reason he thinks is true, so who knows.

 

[myone]

From here on out anytime he doesn't make his $150 in the prestream he is gonna be upset. Just a few weeks ago he was positive when he hit or was near the $50 goal during the prestream.

DSP is a textbook example for the hedonic treadmill in full effect. He immediately (the speed of his adaption is truly impressive) dulls to an increase in income and it becomes his new normal. Anything below it throws him into a manic-depressive episode. His psychology is fascinating.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

At this point I can only think it's because Null feels the need to yell at some part of the forum

We are all a bunch of autistic faggots for coming to the Farms anyways, but this part of the site has been at the bottom of the autistic faggot pecking order for a while now. No amount of effortposting is going to change that. People here really need to stop replying to obvious bait. I always keep in mind what Tevin said when the SoK imploded years ago: It’s a shitty YouTuber. People like to talk about the shitty YouTuber. There shouldn’t be all this extra shit.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Kiwi Farms is the DSP thread of the internet. Null should be an ally to this thread!!!

 

[hector85]

he gets paid to play video games. you're free to seethe about semantics and appearances, and everyone else is free to call you a dentractor, because this much mental gymnastics about what really constitutes "employment" certifies you as a genuine a-log.

this just shows that you have never watched any of his slop. its not a problem with what he considers his job. its the issue of how entitled he acts because he claims hes one of the hardest working streamers out there. how he has no time to make layouts, emotes, donation animations, or clips of his own shit. hell he had an entire channel that he streams on and begs to hit $50 a stream on and all of that content is edited by 1 guy who gets paid with 1 submission a week to his react channel. so no we don't care about what he does, its more of an issue of how he does it and his entitled attitude but hey it's easy to come in here screeching "dentractor" because KC uses that term to describe everyone who dislikes the king. it was a term that originated on this board for detractors who gave phil money or detractors who make up random shit, spread it around, then sperg out about it.

 

[gaarashatan]

described himself too..

You literally just described DSP. Your lack of self-awareness should be studied by future generations on how not to be a colossal hypocr

came back to 15 pages and thought something big must have happened but no, its just tourists and null being fucking retards again and showing how they know literally less than nothing about this section of the site

yeah but theyll never get rid of it cause its one of their biggest draws

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Do it, Phil. Break the final seal. Stream WWE Champions.

 

[Comma]

From here on out anytime he doesn't make his $150 in the prestream he is gonna be upset. Just a few weeks ago he was positive when he hit or was near the $50 goal during the prestream.

Yeah, the $50 goal was silently moved to a $150 goal again, but hell, I would do the same if I noticed that dumbasses are willing to throw hundreds of dollars per day at you to own da troollz, lmao. Can't blame him for that.

 

[Elbe]

Just went through yesterday's late stream, and holy fucking shit, I think he has never begged so much during a stream. It was literally constantly.

I made a quick and shitty compilation of all the begs, but note that the re-stream had issues with the quality and some buffering (but it's the only re-stream without sound effects/music or someone talking over it).

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Also check the time stamp in the bottom right corner: 130 minutes passed between the first and the last beg, and I counted 18 separate begs in total. That means he begged every 7(!) minutes on average, reaching a BPM (Begs Per Minute) of 0.14.

He's in his element here - please send this video to That Being Said.

 

[Peko]

I love how delusional Phil is now (okay he was always delusional but it's only got worse). Like the whole Keem thing. He said Keem was making fun of him but then Keem's chat was saying things like "no Phil is the King now. We like him now!". I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500
Again like others have pointed out, he's getting way more money but his views haven't gone up much, somehow seems to think this means the Internet at large loves him now. That's why it's funny. Phil is that person who you pick up their pencil they dropped and suddenly they think you're their best bud

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I love how delusional Phil is now (okay he was always delusional but it's only got worse). Like the whole Keem thing. He said Keem was making fun of him but then Keem's chat was saying things like "no Phil is the King now. We like him now!". I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500
Again like others have pointed out, he's getting way more money but his views haven't gone up much, somehow seems to think this means the Internet at large loves him now. That's why it's funny. Phil is that person who you pick up their pencil they dropped and suddenly they think you're their best bud

There was a lot of "KING! haha he doesn't see the meme" comments.

But, at the end of the day, Phil is getting more money and Keem made an entire stream about reaching out to Phil.

 

[Wodanaz]

this just shows that you have never watched any of his slop.

incredible how you can unironically write this without reading the reply chain and realizimg that the point of contention was whether or not DSP is a NEET. I guess this is what zero self awareness looks like. He has a job and gets paid to do it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It goes without saying, but Phil will inevitably fly too close to the sun and fuck it up. We’ll be here to laugh.

incredible how you can unironically write this without reading the reply chain and realizimg that the point of contention was whether or not DSP is a NEET. I guess this is what zero self awareness looks like. He has a job and gets paid to do it.

But Phil is a NEET. He has a degree that (as he’s demonstrated time and time again) is basically useless. He has no skillset other than learned helplessness, and any skill he does learn come with teeth pulling and as a last resort.

And no, he doesn’t have a job. He begs and is a leech. Money only comes as a result of that. He’s not being paid to beg, he’s begging to be paid.

 

[Corpun]

You mean he works his job for you ungrateful faggots? Also if you think he isn't having sex... beyond delusional.

Literally no one here has forced Phil to have only one day off and have no friends. This is a self-admitted hermit who admits to going out of the house only once a week. This is a guy who literally gloats about how he is able to make his own schedule and determine when and when not to stream or work. If he wasn't a retard and saved his money instead of spending it all based on the belief he can turn on the camera tomorrow and begiven 100 more dollars, he would be able to go out and do stuff with his fat wife and make friends.,

But he won't. Not because we fucked his life up (That is a lie he will claim) but because he refuses to ever change from being a hermit obsessed with milking as much money from his dents daily. Phil is the one who would feel the need to compulsively bring up detractors and what they say about him in any social situation if he was in one, we know it from the released police reports, we know it from all his rants. This is despite the fact he is an irrelevant lolcow and could easily stop uploading content, go completely silent, and get a normal job like the rest of us and I doubt anyone would know half the shit he has said or done if they interacted with him in person.

And before you take this reply out of context, no I'm not saying he should get a normal job, I'm just pointing out his own fallacy about how he can't get a job because his name is tarnished. If he just shut the fuck up about his murky past no one would know. The few friends he has had he has all burned bridges with. He refused to keep in contact with Jon and Howard, he never calls his parents unless he needs help, he doesn't want friends or anyone around him unless they can service him in some way, either as a live-in maid or to monetize.

Next time you come around here do some research instead of being another spergy tourist.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Amazed at how quickly he went into power tripping over Keem's 'apology'. I'd actually be super felted if Keem signs him on for 50k because Phil would be winning forever and have tips for years now guys. You have no idea how I as a detractor would be felted by that.

He totally wouldn't go straight to begging the day after the fact and pretend the 50k doesn't exist in this universe.

Also that Null interview is going to be absolute dogshit and I may actually leave this website if Null goes from loving defending free speech on the internet to sucking off Phil's dick because he hates detractors for no fucking reason. There is no way Null should be agreeing with a guy who thinks every single person who laughs about WWE champions and him saying he wanted to his a 11-year-old girl should be sued and put in prison, but this is a man who despises us for whatever fucking reason he thinks is true, so who knows.

Why are you so mad over Phil lol

 

[Balr0g]

Someone asked where people get the idea that "trolls" try to ruin Phil's life. They get the idea from Phil, who says it on his stream every single day. In reality, he tells us what day he's leaving the house each week. He goes to the same few places all the time, with a random trip to get a shitty haircut every month or so. Yet no one ever interacts with him, runs into him at the store, at a restaurant, at the liquor store, much less bothers him. People from the Farms leave the guy alone, but if you repeat a lie enough times....

The most recent ones were that guy who took a picture of Phil on his day off a few years ago which showerd him and his now fattened wife. Just a picture nothing else. And then there was the guy who bruteforced himself into his bank account to grab bank statements (again nothing else and according to Phil it wasn't his account) Of course the Comcast guy was just retarded but again it was none of this board memebers. We are not the SoK

It seems we are approaching pre-Moist era begging, how delightful

And to top it off he makes money. he fucking makes 400$ a day . And he still begs like a motherfucker. He wantsa this streak so badly it's insane. Also, who else expects another 4k monday stream for Phil? Anyone? Or was that a single time event?

 

[Doomguy]

he gets paid to play video games. you're free to seethe about semantics and appearances, and everyone else is free to call you a dentractor, because this much mental gymnastics about what really constitutes "employment" certifies you as a genuine a-log.

If you think a mildly exaggerated insult about a man who never leaves his home and has zero social life makes me an a-log, you are genuinely turbo-retarded, and you know what that means. Time to pay the King's Tax!

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

incredible how you can unironically write this without reading the reply chain and realizimg that the point of contention was whether or not DSP is a NEET. I guess this is what zero self awareness looks like. He has a job and gets paid to do it.

If he meets your standard for employment, than you had no standard to begin with. Anything and everything he 'produces' has no value and the views and engagement he gets on his content perfectly reflect that, especially when compared to content about him that literally anyone else produces. His unsustainable existence is funded by retards who throw money at him, either because they get a kick out of his awful behavior and want to forestall his inevitable fall or because they're actual retards who seriously can't tell that he's an awful person. You want to call him a businessman when not a single thing he gets in this life is actually earned or worked for.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is not a NEET. You may hate his methods, but he is effectively employed as an entertainer.

Keem said Phil's value for a 2-hour interview would be $1500, maybe $2000. Even if that's exaggerated, Phil definitely has value as an entertainer.