Nothing about you could be described as cinnamon, but you definitely have a lot of rolls.
She thinks she can sit back and let the pooner gel do all the work for her... it's been repeated ad nauseum but
get a makeover if you're that keen on looking different. And of course she loves the Vikings show on Netflix and probably thinks it's 100% accurate - I recall reading something about Norsemen tending to shave their heads as opposed to letting it grow and wearing it in braids/buns, though Ragnar on the show later on does end up rocking the buzz cut so if she really wanted to go for that look Staph could just do a Britney and cut off her nasty limp, greasy bob. Hell, if the higher dose of hormones gives her a receding hairline that might be the only option if she wants to not completely look like an overweight zombie.
As for wardrobe - she could start by throwing away that shirt advertising PREP, no idea what the hell she was thinking there, and you know... actually try shopping in the menswear department for once. No more "Dicke Titten" and "I'm a cute little femboy uwu" T-shirts, she needs to get herself... something better, idk much about menswear let alone the sort of shit wannabe-Viking dudebros wear, but whatever she's got going on ain't it.
Transrace arc now, apparently.
Oh gods she really is going in for the whole concept that one can identify as trans-anything. Though if in another world she'd gone all in on the weeb shit and anime, would she be identifying as transracial Japanese like ol' Pixyteri?
And lmao, called it, after doing a bit more digging on various genealogy sites that don't ask you to sign up/spend money, it seems like her bio mum's side, save for the one Irish ancestor, is all descendants of English settlers. No shit you don't feel any connection to England, Stephanie, most Americans with a similar ancestry simply consider themselves American since their families have been on American soil a long ass time (+ the whole independence situation) as opposed to more recent groups like the Irish and Italian descendants who might still feel some semblance of a connection with the old country. And it goes without saying but adoption means she never had the opportunity to engage with Swedish (actual Swedish, none of this plastic Viking shit) or Croatian culture from her dad's side, so any claims to an ethnic identity other than American are pretty much baseless. Saying she feels she was meant to be German certainly won't help with the Nazi accusations either. C'mon, Staph, just admit your newest ghost partner is Hitler and go.
