Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
If he knows about this website, there is a big chance that he is reading this thread right now.
If he is, then hello, Jason.
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Can't wait for this to happen when he sees the thread.
He will say this in a Youtube short: "So you know the transphobic stalking-site (he may or may not mention the fake kill counter) called kiwifarms? Yeah well it seems I've been put on their radar because of my open support of the trans community and for my work in IT. Users of the site tried to own me because of how I chose to program my personal projects and because of some cringe things I did a long time ago (insert innocent cringe while ignoring the serious stuff) I thought it was really creepy to say the least so I started doing some OSINT (he may use some other gay term to describe looking into) on the guy who wrote the first post on me and I found this (insert something racist or embarassing) *insert smug ass face or a stupid laugh*"

How do I know this exactly? well it's simple it's because I am the oracle and this guy is extremely predictable. Though by saying what I've said he will get pissy that I predicted him and won't make a Youtube short because of it.
 
How the hell does this guy have 13,000 live viewers on twitch?
I've never heard of the dude before then suddenly he just pops up on recommended channels non-stop with his boringass streams that somehow have a shitload of viewers.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I can't believe it was natural growth of a talented channel.
 
How the hell does this guy have 13,000 live viewers on twitch?
I've never heard of the dude before then suddenly he just pops up on recommended channels non-stop with his boringass streams that somehow have a shitload of viewers.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I can't believe it was natural growth of a talented channel.
4. Conclusion
Jason is a complete fraud who got astroturfed by the YouTube shorts algorithm and now can hang out with all the big creators on the platform. He's an industry shill who's managed to get away with his retarded takes and complete incompetency in anything he does. He's a lazy man who got completely carried by his father who just so happens to have a lot of connections in the industry and is now spoiled due to this
He figuratively hacked the algorithm. He realized if he unchecked a box that said recommend shorts to subscribers his shorts would be sent to new people each time.
 
He realized if he unchecked a box that said recommend shorts to subscribers his shorts would be sent to new people each time.
I think after hearing about that lucky algorithm hack I'm gonna subscribe to Pirate Software's channel and suck him off on every video he uploads so I can get likes from trannies and furries on my shitty ai generated comments. He's just such a crazy intelligent haxor am I right can we get get a golden updooterino on this one reddit?
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He's also fat and his voice changer and fat girl camera angle will not disguise it, and I would also NOT have sex with him.
He also smells like rotten cabbage, ferret piss/shit, and mold. I wouldn't have sex with him if I was single and paid 5 million dollars. "Furry Swingers" also most likely have HPV, Hepatitis, and any number of blood-bugs. His greasy unwashed hair can be smelled from 5 meters and his unbrushed mouth even further. You could even say halitosis but even that doesn't smell like the spoiled, crusty cum, from his Goon Cave of a room he would invite people into upstairs.

Now, he's done it to 2 other house and begun to do it to his Furry Tranny Ranch Mansion where he will goon and groom until everyone else catches onto his grift. Just wait until the Feds are tipped off to his not reporting income while making massive purchases in his own name. His own name. Not even an LLC or a legal arbitrator. They are going to see over 3 million dollars over a 20 year timespan and audit the shit out of that to get their 30% + Property Taxes which were fraudulently claimed as a "Write Off" while operating a "Weasel Rescue" that euthanized over half of the rescues and isolated the ferrets to a living room and a bedroom with kennels with ZERO outdoor access.

I'd slow clap - but I'm too tired with my 9-8 blue collar job making a fraction of what this snake-oil faggot pulls swindling children and making every one who interviews him look like fucking retards. Fuck him.
 
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