DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

Uh-oh! DSP can't continue going overtime on the late streams anymore because Kat's getting annoyed. I guess the paypigs have to step the FUCK up and empty their wallets even quicker now.

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*sounds of velcro*

Maybe stop tweeting at 1am too?

 

[Comma]

Keemstar will be on DSP's stream this Wednesday at 11:30 AM, DSP just announced.

Says it's "not going to be toxic or an interrogation". It's going to be a "respectful conversation" of about an hour or so. Calls it "an interview", and says he's going to show the Sidescrollers how to conduct something like this "professionally".

EDIT:

Created a separate thread to cut the already hurting main thread some slack: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keemstars-guest-appearance-on-dsps-stream-the-level-1-interview.198770/

 

[Soylent Dora]

Keemstar will be on DSP's stream this Wednesday at 11:30 AM, DSP just announced.

Says it's "not going to be toxic or an interrogation". It's going to be a "respectful conversation" of about an hour or so.

I stand correct - It's only a matter of time before he's on lolcow live.

I am more convinced now than ever that this is all a plot to get Phil out of his comfort zone to milk him/shit on him. Truly brilliant.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Keemstar will be on DSP's stream this Wednesday at 11:30 AM, DSP just announced.

Says it's "not going to be toxic or an interrogation". It's going to be a "respectful conversation" of about an hour or so. Calls it "an interview", and says he's going to show the Sidescrollers how to conduct something like this "professionally".

Keem, you are someone whoOOO 2: Electric Gouteloo.

It's funny how quickly he went back on everything he claimed to be, lmao.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Uh-oh! DSP can't continue going overtime on the late streams anymore because Kat's getting annoyed. I guess the paypigs have to step the FUCK up and empty their wallets even quicker now.

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*sounds of velcro*

EDIT:

LMAO, there it is. He's so predictable.

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Phil talks about his “job” as if he’s a service worker. When’s the last time you went out to eat and had a server snort in your face and explain that their nights really slow, and they worry it’s gonna be a pattern that may even hurt their family!? They even have to take time out of their life because of the hours they scheduled themselves were forced to work. Oh you mean that’s literally never happened, because that’s psychotic? Weird….

 

[PieceofShet]

... he's going to show the Sidescrollers how to conduct something like this "professionally".

Is he finally gonna show his WWECHAMPIONS ACCOUNT?

That boat has sailed with Craig.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Uh-oh! DSP can't continue going overtime on the late streams anymore because Kat's getting annoyed. I guess the paypigs have to step the FUCK up and empty their wallets even quicker now.

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But this is literally no one's problem but yours. YOU make the schedule.

I also notice no mention of the YouTube payment 3 days ago.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Keemstar will be on DSP's stream this Wednesday at 11:30 AM, DSP just announced.

Says it's "not going to be toxic or an interrogation". It's going to be a "respectful conversation" of about an hour or so. Calls it "an interview", and says he's going to show the Sidescrollers how to conduct something like this "professionally".

I liked the part prior where he looked like an old woman, arms crossed and pouting, ready to admonish Null monday for allowing this thread to exist for as long as it has.

Monday will be very fun, I legit think my lungs will wheeze out of existence if josh does bend the knee.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Keemstar will be on DSP's stream this Wednesday at 11:30 AM, DSP just announced.

Says it's "not going to be toxic or an interrogation". It's going to be a "respectful conversation" of about an hour or so. Calls it "an interview", and says he's going to show the Sidescrollers how to conduct something like this "professionally".

I'm sorry but what the fuck is there to even talk about at this point?

 

[verymuchawful]

This is a bit spontaneously written but I'm actually so happy right now that DSP is going to talk with Josh. I'm playing it back in my head of what I foresee happening. It's going to be so glorious. Null is going to be FELTED by DSP. Just put a couple seconds of thought into the likely conversation chain they're gonna go down. Shit is gonna be so funny.

 

[Wodanaz]

But Phil is a NEET.

And no, he doesn’t have a job.

this is exactly what null was referring to. DSP is self employed. you are simply wrong and unable to admit it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I stand correct - It's only a matter of time before he's on lolcow live.

I am more convinced now than ever that this is all a plot to get Phil out of his comfort zone to milk him/shit on him. Truly brilliant.

Keem outright said it's to milk Phil on his stream last night.

There's no more pretending here that Phil isn't a lolcow.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

this is exactly what null was referring to. DSP is self employed. you are simply wrong and unable to admit it.

My guy, you've been harking on this for hours now that we are all wrong about his employment status, the man has no qualifications and no training that will suffice for any job in current year, and all of his money comes mostly during his gay little podcast or behind the scenes.

Would you consider the local base head who gets payed to be looked at and ramble about stuff he doesn’t know, followed by him playing with the toys he keeps in his pocket, an employed and respected member of society?

 

[Soylent Dora]

Keem outright said it's to milk Phil on his stream last night.

There's no more pretending here that Phil isn't a lolcow.

Oh shit, didn't see that lol. Anyone saying Phil isn't a lolcow is retarded. Man's is wild and the season arcs just keep getting better.

 

[Comma]

I'm sorry but what the fuck is there to even talk about at this point?

Maybe they'll discuss their experience on dealing with severe male pattern hair-loss.

 

[Elbe]

LMAO, there it is. He's so predictable.

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This is why we DSP.

 

[Corpun]

Can't wait for Phil to put on a nice guy attitude when interviewing Keemstar just so I can remember the 3+ years of him talking about Keemstar like he is worse than Hitler. The amount of vitriol that man has caused for Phil all for DSP to completely backpedal over a bait apology is amazing. This whole saga might open up to everyone who wants to milks Phil pretending to suck up to him since that is the easiest way to appeal to his narc ego.

 

[Telemeter]

Now guys, this level of lolcow is just too abstract and normal and harmless and injokey to ever possibly find funny or even understand why people find it funny.

We're definitely all autistic to think this is humorous in any way, shape or form.

Dooddee felted.

 

[myone]

Now guys, this level of lolcow is just too abstract and minor and harmless and injokey to ever possibly understand or find funny.

I'm not seeing any tranny or zoophile fucking a dog, please explain how this is funny. He's just doing his job.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Detractor bros... King DSP is right his content is so positive and meaningful now that detractor channels are dying and not needed anymore because you can just watch him.

This is a great prestream lol