DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

Now guys, this level of lolcow is just too abstract and normal and harmless and injokey to ever possibly understand or find funny.

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We're definitely all autistic to think this is humorous in any way shape or form.

Dooddee felted.

DSP did this promo in front of a mirror before the stream to hype himself up.

 

[Free Jasper]

The phrase ‘lives in your head’ gets bounded around a lot but fuck me, he is OBSESSED with the sidescrollers. They must have full on mind raped him.

I don’t think there goes a week without him bringing them up and it’s been over a year.

 

[myone]

I don’t think there goes a week without him bringing them up and it’s been over a year.

The Cannon Brothers, EvilAJ, Howard, Tevin, Keemstar, Burger King, Sidescrollers, Doody. His mind is stuck on repeat, constantly looping over his detractors.

 

[Canoodler]

This arc is bringing out the worst in everyone. I just wanna share some laughs, but instead everyone's just angry.

 

[johnkimble123]

The Cannon Brothers, EvilAJ, Howard, Tevin, Keemstar, Burger King, Sidescrollers, Doody. His mind is stuck on repeat, constantly looping over his detractors.

RTU had beach property that was being used by others but he's staying there full time now too. Twitch is subletting but they're still around for short stays.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil, just hire Doody to put his lazy clips on your channel instead of his.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil, just hire Doody to put his lazy clips on your channel instead of his.

Pretty sure Wingo did something similar with his alog clippers like Lummox.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

This year's season of DSP rocks. I thought the spoon was already the highlight, but in reality, it was only the appetizer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can't wait for Phil to put on a nice guy attitude when interviewing Keemstar just so I can remember the 3+ years of him talking about Keemstar like he is worse than Hitler. The amount of vitriol that man has caused for Phil all for DSP to completely backpedal over a bait apology is amazing. This whole saga might open up to everyone who wants to milks Phil pretending to suck up to him since that is the easiest way to appeal to his narc ego.

It's all to say the coming doc is wrong.

The phrase ‘lives in your head’ gets bounded around a lot but fuck me, he is OBSESSED with the sidescrollers. They must have full on mind raped him.

I don’t think there goes a week without him bringing them up and it’s been over a year.

He's obsessed with anyone that sees the real him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

incredible how you can unironically write this without reading the reply chain and realizimg that the point of contention was whether or not DSP is a NEET. I guess this is what zero self awareness looks like. He has a job and gets paid to do it.

sitting on your fat faggot ass playing video games is not a job, its grifting or e-begging, but it is NOT work. phil is a neet, and hes a faggot

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Remember how last year Sidescrollers told Phil that he should monetize the hate? He said it was a stupid idea and that he'd never do it out of respect for his audience, because they don't deserve all the drama and he would never jeopardize that. Here we are now, Phil is monetizing the hate, he's back as The King (of Hate, just say it, faggot) and doing better than he has in years of this fake positivity bullshit.

Do it, Phil. Break the final seal. Stream WWE Champions.

I don't know if it was intentional, but Phil's 7th seal reminded me what the first 4 seals are. Look up the seven seals in the Book of Revelations, you'll get a little chuckle

DSP is self employed. you are simply wrong and unable to admit it.

So is the homeless guy asking for change at a gas station, if we go by your definition. At least the homeless guy doesn't go around saying he's an entrepeneur, a business owner and thinks of himself as a blue collar hardworker, so you don't laugh at him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Now guys, this level of lolcow is just too abstract and normal and harmless and injokey to ever possibly find funny or even understand why people find it funny.

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We're definitely all autistic to think this is humorous in any way, shape or form.

Dooddee felted.

literally just talking about himself

 

[Mecha boi]

I started following phil because of fighting games and his nonsense in SRK forums, if only I knew it was only the tip of the iceberg back then, his SF6 arc is what keeps me very entertained, apparently im not the only one because he gets featured on scrubquotes every week.

gaming goal is to play against phil in SF6 but sadly I live far away from him, he gets huge meltdowns whenever someone teabaggs him, bonus points if it is a cammy.

 

[Elbe]

Phil saying tonight that yes, his screaming and shouting while playing games regularly disturbs Khat from her washing is chef's kiss.

 

[Prince Lotor]

The only two things the detractors have ever really done is the single time he got swatted. . .

An interesting thing, I think at least, to note about the attempted swatting is that it wasn't perpetrated by someone who was like, "Rrrrgghh, fuck Phil! I hate him so much! Fuck him! He makes me so mad! I'm really going to make him regret it."

It was perpetrated by Jonathan Ross and his autism group in an attempt to frame the SoK for it.
Most of the people involved it the swatting did not give a fuck one way or the other about Phil at all.
Like it wasn't some lone unhinged detractor it was a group of unhinged autistic degenerates, most of whom didn't even care about Phil at all, trying to strike at another group of autistic paranoid loons by using Phil. All for the snub of not being allowed to be part of their group.
Little did they know all they had to do was wait a year for it to come out that Fred doxed that Alice chick because he was so paranoid he thought she didn't have cancer and that was just a cover so she could work against them.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

There is this ongoing argument about who is winning - Phil, his detractors, Kino Casino, their fans, other lolcows.........but in reality there is one big winner that is winning all the time - Scopely.

Scopely is not only eating good, but Phil is PERSONALLY putting someone's bang trophy through college, paying for someone's honeymoon to Europe, and putting a nice percentage of income into someone's Roth and 401K.

You know Scopley is telling Phil "Thanks for the money, dummy!"

 

[RougeRed]

I'm not seeing any tranny or zoophile fucking a dog, please explain how this is funny. He's just doing his job.

Weak baitposting. Try harder next time.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Just an observation

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Keem outright said it's to milk Phil on his stream last night.

There's no more pretending here that Phil isn't a lolcow.

Like I mentioned before, Keem found the cheat code to get Phil to do what you want: you gotta gaslight him FIRST, pretend you're his friend, and let the clown be the clown. I'm willing to bet a Hogan pull, Phil will make a "guest appearance" on LOLCOW Live for FREE! $50K to be a guest? Well, I'm sure Keem is gonna gaslight, sorry, I meant tell Phil, "I'm more than happy to give you that $50,000, sir. However, I wanna do a test run first. Let's do a few guest appearances, test it out, and go from there." You gotta CATER to Phil's ego, first. Think the D.E.N.N.I.S system. Right now, we're in "Engage digitally." You can't just throw money around at first with Phil, no! You gotta skip D first and go straight to E with Phil - Engage Digitally with Phil, first. Also, you gotta Nuture his ego.

This arch will come to an end, for sure! Phil is gonna fly WAY too close to the sun and come CRASHING down to Earth. It's a tale as old as time, itself.

 

[Wodanaz]

So is the homeless guy asking for change at a gas station, if we go by your definition.

Also thanks for letting me know the bums I see panhandling weren't bums panhandling they were employed in a job apparently, according to you.

Would you consider the local base head who gets payed to be looked at and ramble about stuff he doesn’t know, followed by him playing with the toys he keeps in his pocket, an employed and respected member of society?

sitting on your fat faggot ass playing video games is not a job, its grifting or e-begging, but it is NOT work. phil is a neet, and hes a faggot

I didn't know there were many homeless guys who have multiple revenue streams that all add up to hundreds of dollars every day. If they are smart enough to achieve this, then how are they still homeless? You people are all seething that Phil isn't forced to go out and shovel shit around like a pleb (you, probably).

You don't understand the definition of term, "a-log."

A-Logging, named after noted Chris-Chan critic Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto, is a term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits of someone lulzy at irrational levels. This often (but not always) includes expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone and/or wishing physical harm on them, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of. A-logging also typically involves comparing oneself to someone noticeably lulzy or dysfunctional, and claiming that they're not as incompetent as said lulzy person.

Obsessively arguing semantics about the definition of the word "employment" because fat faggot #3427 gets paid to play video games = expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone. Cope seethe and dilate.