Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cimmerian Kang]

But you can rationally, reasonably and easily gage whether they are on broad categories such as stimulants, depressants, hallucinogens, etc with an extremely high degree of accuracy.

Sure, and that is probably good enough for an EMT to deliver meds or a cop patting down a public intoxication case on the sidewalk.
There are a whole host of legal stimulants and medications that could be interacting with the narcolepsy meds and gallon of alcohol in Nick's system that made him act like that. Your suspicion based on your super special government training that is certified 100% accurate by the government that investigated itself and found that it had done nothing wrong is hardly enough, on its own, to conclude that he is currently in possession of cocaine and that it is in his home. It isn't probable cause for a warrant on its own.
At that point you also need the CPS stuff and Aaron's statements. You can probably find holes to poke there. If Nick just came out and said "I was and am still fucking his disgusting skag wife, who divorced him to move in with me and permanently sit astride my baldo. This is public knowledge, he has talked about it on his radio show. The first page of google on this guy is just people talking about how I cucked him. He had every reason to lie about me. If the police did any kind of due diligence on this guy they would know this." instead of dancing around the issue he might actually be able to get Aaron's statements out. Maybe.
The CPS shit isn't going anywhere, the pastor and Kayla's sister are credible mandatory reporters, and that combined with the cop's magic cocaine vision is still enough.
Anyway, that's my best shot at undermining a valid warrant application. It's not great. Because the warrant application is valid.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

Kurt gonna go over the transcript.

I have a soft spot for Kurt, I just wish he wouldn't stream with dandruff on his shirts. He's kinda clean today in spite of the whiskey red rouge on his face.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I have a soft spot for Kurt, I just wish he wouldn't stream with dandruff on his shirts. He's kinda clean today in spite of the whiskey red rouge on his face.

It isn't dandruff, it's zest. My man Kurt theatrical. He good with colors. He light on his feet. He gardens uphill.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Kayla will be sitting with me in the visitors galley, trying to hold back tears.

I’ll pull her in close and whisper: “It’s ok my love, maybe he will learn his lesson!” And with a tear streaming down her cheek she’ll softly say. “I just want my kids to have a father they can be proud of. I wish he would find Jesus, like you helped me do Fapcop!”

You got the STI panel results for her? What can I do to assist you? If Qayla is clean then we must make your dreams come true.

 

[Major]

There's nudes of the mom out there too. Some things you can just sense.

Apple never rots far from the tree

 

[Fallen Preacher]

It isn't dandruff, it's zest. My man Kurt theatrical. He good with colors. He light on his feet. He gardens uphill.

If he was a peter puffer he wouldn't be lonely - there's plenty of fat bears in the gay community that can find twinks to cuddle at night, especially in Austin "Steers or Queers and we're all outta Steers" Texas.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

If he was a peter puffer he wouldn't be lonely - there's plenty of fat bears in the gay community that can find twinks to cuddle at night, especially in Austin "Steers or Queers and we're all outta Steers" Texas.

Kurt's Love Quest woes come from his eternal search for a passing femboy.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I'm actually surprised legalbytes has been so quiet after the massive falling out and schism that happened between her, Rekieta and other lawtubers.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Kurt gonna go over the transcript.

It feels very satisfying to hear Kurt of all people destroy Nick's legal argument - and so effortlessly.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

I'm actually surprised legalbytes has been so quiet after the massive falling out and schism that happened between her, Rekieta and other lawtubers.

Looking at her view count it's low except when she posted some Mr Beast videos. Viewership dropped like a rock after Depp - maybe Baldo is to blame by salting the earth - I recall unsubbing after the whole lawtuber drama between Nicky and her.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I'm actually surprised legalbytes has been so quiet after the massive falling out and schism that happened between her, Rekieta and other lawtubers.

Sometimes it is better to not get involved and keep your mouth shut. Let everyone else get consumed by the drama.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

In all fairness that training probably is bullshit, cops are not human drug tests that can intuit the exact substances raging through your bloodstream. The state will probably uphold that the training is good because it is certified and all the cops have it so it must be good.

It's not just about training, I don't know about Minnesota, but where I'm from the only people who can give testimony as to someone being drunk from their behavior alone are police. Others who give evidence would instead have to say they were behaving like they were drunk.

This alone is not enough to convict someone, of say drink driving, without additional evidence from testing, but the point is that it allows the police to then use that as a basis to require a breathalyzer test.

The point is, it serves as a bit of a legal fiction. Plus, the standard of evidence for the warrant isn't reasonable doubt - it's basically preponderance of evidence, and for that purpose, training on these sorts of behaviors would suffice even if imperfect.

 

[TexOffender]

I'm actually surprised legalbytes has been so quiet after the massive falling out and schism that happened between her, Rekieta and other lawtubers.

Wasn't really a falling out on her end. She sort of washed her hands of him when Nick gave a public response to a private question instead of just answering her privately. She figured they weren't really friends (she was right) and ignored him. Was Nicks followers that escalated the situation into the shitshow it was.

 

[Goatchoker]

I don’t know why but listening to PPP say “officer pomplun” cracks me up every time.

This is all getting so messy and I’m loving it.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Looking at her view count it's low except when she posted some Mr Beast videos. Viewership dropped like a rock after Depp - maybe Baldo is to blame by salting the earth - I recall unsubbing after the whole lawtuber drama between Nicky and her.

Her viewership probably dropped because she's boring as shit.

Five pounds of makeup with the personality of a turnip.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

He gardens uphill.

what a man

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn't really a falling out on her end. She sort of washed her hands of him when Nick gave a public response to a private question instead of just answering her privately. She figured they weren't really friends (she was right) and ignored him. Was Nicks followers that escalated the situation into the shitshow it was.

Admittedly, I didn't really follow the Legal Bytes situation that closely (barely at all, actually), but that wouldn't really surprise me at all, if true. Some of Nick's fans are known for being hyper defensive of him and prone to go after his critics.

Unfortunately for them: 1) There's way less of them now. 2) Those that are remaining are the biggest low IQ idiots. 3) Nick's biggest foe right now is the government, and the government doesn't give a shit about spergs on the Internet crying about their e-daddies.

I think if she had split from him present day, she would have suffered little penalty. People like Kurt, Andrew, and Sean seem to be doing just fine.

(Also, wasn't there some shit with DUIGuy? That might not have helped her either).

 

[Major]

It isn't dandruff, it's zest. My man Kurt theatrical. He good with colors. He light on his feet. He gardens uphill.

Kurts still upset at those Scandinavian prudes reporting his friend

 

[Kosher Dill]

How does one pronounce "Pomplun" anyway? In my head I've been saying it "pom-PLOON".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If he was a peter puffer he wouldn't be lonely - there's plenty of fat bears in the gay community that can find twinks to cuddle at night, especially in Austin "Steers or Queers and we're all outta Steers" Texas.

He moved to the cheaper Houston a while ago.

Plus, the standard of evidence for the warrant isn't reasonable doubt - it's basically preponderance of evidence, an

It ia lower than that. It is Probable Cause. Kurt seems to think that is about a 1 on a scale of 10--where 9 is reasonable doubt and 5 is preponderance of the evidence.