Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
I still think he will plea out. Since the arrest, Nick has suggested (using some clever legal language) that a first-time drug possession offender usually avoids jail time. That usually means a plea deal.
Nick may be as much of a moron as he's trying to sound like but I think he'll talk a big game until it's hopeless, then take any decent non-jail deal. This has some serious humor value too because you know he'll be seething up a storm and people will constantly taunt him about pussying out and licking the jackboots.
 
Inspired by this comment in the other thread.
I love how Nick was kvetching on stream about how “this was NOT a motion to suppress” and yet this was one of the first things out of his lawyer’s mouth. :story:

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"In the end, they're not coming after me. They're coming after you — and I'm just standing in their way"
 
Nick may be as much of a moron as he's trying to sound like but I think he'll talk a big game until it's hopeless, then take any decent non-jail deal. This has some serious humor value too because you know he'll be seething up a storm and people will constantly taunt him about pussying out and licking the jackboots.
I agree with you, but I don't think it's outside the realm of possibilities that Nick will go down kicking and screaming on this. With how far out his way he has gone to put the spotlight down on the situation and kick the hornet's nest with basically every public official related to this matter, I think he might be delusional enough to belief his own hype. Plus, the State may not want to give Nick a good deal if he's publicly claiming they are corrupt liars at every opportunity, so it's questionable if the State would give him a deal he would accept.


"In the end, they're not coming after me. They're coming after you — and I'm just standing in their way"
Wickard v. Filburn did not "create" the dormant commerce clause, and it's not even a dormant commerce clause case. The dormant commerce clause dates all the way back to Gibbons v. Odgen in 1824 if you're taking about in concept, and at the latest 1873 in Reading Railroad v. Penn. for when it was first explicitly applied. How about you stop trying to teach people when you know jack shit about constitutional law? So insufferable.

Also, for those who don't know, Wickard is one of the first cases you read in a constitutional law class in law school. It's a fundamental case to understand how the modern federal government has the authority to operate. The fact Nick can't grasp this basic case is pretty mind-boggling.
 
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Nick may be as much of a moron as he's trying to sound like but I think he'll talk a big game until it's hopeless, then take any decent non-jail deal. This has some serious humor value too because you know he'll be seething up a storm and people will constantly taunt him about pussying out and licking the jackboots.
I know the thread concensus is that Nick is taking it to trial, but I still think he's just trying to get it all thrown out. If he can't, he'll get whatever he can thrown out and use that as the starting point for a deal. The worst case scenario in Nick's mind will be to have all his shit dragged out into public, including redacted bodycam. He'll cope about pleading being what's best for his family etc.
 
It sucks because I’m grateful for the group that did go, but seeing as all of the most important details were missed by them, and that the stuttering mess of white’s presentation wasn’t properly acknowledged kinda makes me wonder what they were really paying attention to.

Nick was effectively given the license to go on that gloat stream solely because of the bad reporting. I really hope any future not broadcast hearings have more scrutiny
They were there to get information for gossiping, any legal info was secondary. A legal transcript isn't going to go into detail about how Ralph smelled and the shape of his baldspot, how Nick looked distraught, and how the rest of the Qover looked like they were using their yoga-class best instead of anything resembling something you'd wear to court.
 
(Also, wasn't there some shit with DUIGuy? That might not have helped her either).
Shortass rundown: Legal Bytes and Hoeg Law disavowed DUI Guy for his over-the-top reaction to testimony in the Depp Trial. Nick and his cabal didn't. At some point Nick was talking shit, and Legal Bytes responded with a prerecorded response that was premiered, so it looked live on YouTube. I believe she privated the vid afterward, because the chat was full of trolling. It was a fun time.

So the DUI Guy thing is what caused the initial rift in Lawtube. Nick did a stream where he talked about the whole thing and how he didn't like groups and drama, but looking back at what we know now he clearly loved the drama and wanted to farm it.

What caused the major break was when Nick got banned from youtube LegalBytes and Hoeg Law did not back Nick and basically seemed to think that since he broke youtube's rules he should have been kicked off. I think Kurt was on the stream when that happened and did come to Nick's defense. This event led to Legal Mindset becoming chief balldoguard for awhile. He wanted explicit loyalty pledges to Nick from other lawtube members.

I believe after this happened Nick did go scorched earth on LegalBytes and I think revealed she struggle sessioned Legal Mindset at her wedding over Nick.
 
Consider this: weebs were the least degenerate group of fans Nick ever had.
If I am being perfectly honest, I think the least degenerate would probably be whatever relatively normal-ass people he had that just wanted colorful trial commentary for Depp and Rittenhouse. I don't think all, or even most, of that audience was degenerate. At least I hope not.

That said, for once, I think weebs would actually be closer to the top of the pile instead of the bottom where a lot of people tend to expect them. We've seen the gaping maw that constitutes the bottom of Nick's audience.
 
If they don't use him it's because they don't think it would be useful, but they use less credible people all the time, including people the jury know are outright criminals who cut a deal to save their own neck, even getting cross examined on the fact that they haven't been sentenced yet and their sentence is probably going to be based on how sweetly they sing
Yep. Any story involving an ounce of cocaine isn't going to have the President of Kiwanas and the local Women's League in it.

It's going to be coke addicts and fairly shit people
 
Wickard v. Filburn did not "create" the dormant commerce clause, and it's not even a dormant commerce clause case.
It's a plain old vanilla Commerce Clause case. I think it expands that authority well beyond what was ever originally intended, for reasons most simply articulated by Clarence Thomas in his dissent in Gonzales v. Raich.

In any event, it's a sign of Nick's severe mental decline that he could make a blunder on this basic level on a case he's actually discussed coherently before. I don't believe he ever called it the dormant Commerce Clause in the past, which relates to the entirely separate doctrine that states may not regulate so as to obstruct or discriminate against interstate commerce without Congressional assent, whether explicit or implied. Mere nonaction by Congress in the area does not constitute such permission.

Unlike the vast expansion of Commerce Clause authority under Wickard and its progeny, the dormant Commerce Clause doctrine is almost universally well regarded, other than perhaps by certain state legislators too big for their britches.
 
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Nope nope.

It's probable cause. Essentially it means you have some witness or hard evidence that gets you beyond a hunch. That's it. It's super low. A mandatory reporter, a former friend, not intentionally informing, and a messed up stream gets you there.

In the CPS case it was preponderance of the evidence. Hence why the Judge didn't buy Nick's genius strategy of "Well, if I don't give permission to see my positive hair sample and I say I can't say what all those drugs were doing in my bedroom in case I somehow compromise my possession case, these idiots need to return my kids, cos that can't prove anything!"

Unsurprisingly the Judge didn't turn off his brain and decided it was more likely than not they were using and went with CPS and Guardian to pee clean.
I'm from the UK, our terminology is different but means effectively the same thing - so you'll have to forgive me for getting the meanings mixed up.

The point of having an officer, with experience and training in observing these sorts of behaviors is that it gives additional weight to what they are saying in order to push them over the required evidentiary threshold for a warrant.

Most are in agreement that Nick is basically fucked, barring some real as of yet identified malfeasance on the part of the police.
 

"In the end, they're not coming after me. They're coming after you — and I'm just standing in their way"
Even when his daughter was found to have consumed cocaine under his care, I knew it was wheat that was the real problem! THE GUBMENT TOOK OUR WHEAT
 
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I have no idea how you get any of this out of my or any other comment on this idiom.
That wasn’t referring to your comment, but a different comment that’s not even worth going over anymore, if it ever was. That wasn’t about what you said, but about part of how the topic started & was happening concurrently with all the definitions. I got what you are saying & was commiserating but that clearly didn’t come through.
TL;DR: lolcalmdown.
Yeah, I probably should. I’m really a bit MATI. My bullshit meter is running low. I’m getting sick of a lot of repetitive & self important shit ITT not to mention how fresh news isn’t even posted here anymore. Mos def time for a change of scenery for a while.
 
Even when his daughter was found to have consumed cocaine under his care, I knew it was wheat that was the real problem! THE GUBMENT TOOK OUR WHEAT
There's no real logical connection between Nick's griping about federal Commerce Clause authority and his prosecution under state law. States have been able to outlaw drugs within their authority since time immemorial.
 
He saved Vic by recommending Ty Beard, Nick's friend who lost the case by fucking up a simple filing and fled, leaving Vic with a $300k debt to his accusers.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Blaming Ty is retarded. Chupp is an absolutely blisteringly incompetent judge to the upteenth degree and is a man who should've never been placed in a robe. He's a terrible judge who deserves to be fired if it were at all possible. He did not do his job and just looked for every excuse to throw away any case that touched his desk so he can go golfing. He did not give a shit.

The notary filing was just the cop out that the Appeals Court used to get rid of the Vic Case too. Those faggots let it sit on their desk for nearly two years throughout the entirety of COVID and lockdowns without issuing a ruling. They were desperate for any excuse to toss this mountain of paperwork and if it weren't for the notary, it would've been something else. We can scream all we want about how Ty lost the case but the reality is, the court didn't want to issue a ruling. When they had to, they wanted the easiest and fastest solution possible so they could toss this in the trash. They would've let this sit until today if they could've, and in fact they probably intended to. It wasn't until every side started demanding a ruling that they finally caved in and looked to get it rushed away as quickly as possible. They were looking to get rid of the case and we all know it.

Bottom line is, courts aren't sacred. Everyone wants to do what's easiest for them. The whole notion of courts being this respectable duty bound entity is gay and retarded and you're a dumb faggot if you believe in it. They're just as lazy as everyone else. If there's a lesson to be learned though it's this - don't send the courts 1000+ page motions the night before if you don't want them to wipe their ass with it.
 
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