Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

Will our favorite lawyer give us another druggie stream to cope, yet somehow still own the Kiwis?

If/when the motion to suppress is denied, I expect nothing less than a Downfall tier meltdown.

 

[Swole McPole]

He just thinks they look neat,

I don't buy it for a moment. There's a whole load of things I think look neat. Fast cars, fine art, hot women...
I don't hoard photographs of any of these things. I don't know any grown men who do. Teenage boys who've never owned a car or had any pussy might put a picture of these things they'd like to acquire on their bedroom wall, but they generally grow out of it as soon as they get their first girlfriend.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

at the Twitter-generated blurb for the link to the thread, I have no idea why Twitter pulled out @Scan_Lines's post in particular.



In the meantime, even Ralph losing his phone for the 20th time is less boring than Rekieta. He barely even streams except when he has some news in the case he's not talking about on his show to put as the main topic of his show.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just got reminded the night of the cokestream, and day of the arrest. Literally stayed up all night as shit was lit, and so much was coming out at a rapid rate.

Was a great time man.

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

 

[AnOminous]

Eventually the cops and DA's got the message. And even if they didn't, ER's were no longer reporting overdose cases to the Police. In fact the list of things the Hospitals and Healthcare system would report dropped to pretty much just be "child abuse" and "rape only if the victim wants them to".

I'm pretty sure they still report shootings unless it's obviously an ND or something non-criminal.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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"Son, I need to tell you all about how I plow your mother and April with this piece of silicone rubber. I will not let you wander through your sexual exploration without a knowledgeable and faithful guide. ..........Let's begin."

 

[Captain Manning]

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I was mopping my floors, when I got an SMS message from a friend linking the booking page. Suffice it say, I didn't get to finish my housework that day. It was crazy.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

(Xitter post about cost of bread / price controls)

"In the end, they're not coming after me. They're coming after you — and I'm just standing in their way"

I had a flashback to a libertarian family member who gave my a copy of The Incredible Bread Machine, a book based on a poem. It is a story about big government being bad while big business dindu nuffin. I think if I had seen the current lolberts in Nick's sphere I would not have taken it seriously.

 

[repentance]

Ralph is very public about his vices and you could probably narrow down where he gets booze or xannies from in about ten minutes. He’s probably known to local cops.

It wouldn't surprise me if Ralph enticed the Rekietas into meeting with him by bringing along a big supply of cheap Mexican benzos.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"In the end, they're not coming after me. They're coming after you — and I'm just standing in their way"

I hate this quote.

I would feel safer butt-ass naked defenseless standing in the lion's den than having Rackets do anything to help me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron Imholte says (clipped by @elb on Rumble here) that Faran Balanced came to him after the arrest with "DMs she got" and implies she claimed to have been approached with "possibilities" in relation to swinging with the Rekietas.

Aaron didn't want to have her on his show, saying he couldn't verify her claims, even though "they match up with what I know, so it seems plausible".

 

[HackerX]

I was mopping my floors, when I got an SMS message from a friend linking the booking page. Suffice it say, I didn't get to finish my housework that day. It was crazy.

It really worked out that it was the Thursday before Memorial Day. Perfect timing. He also really lucked out that he was able to get back in that Friday. I was convinced he was going to be there all weekend.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Man, Friday and the State's Reponse are sooon i'm hyped

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If Nick ever kills himself it will be with drugs and accidentally. Narcissists never an hero.

But faking an attempt for attention and sympathy is something a narc would most certainly do.
And if he's as competent at faking suicide as he is at practicing law, he may end up killing himself accidentally.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Yes, I am aware the Spaghettios aren't canon for Nick to be holding, but I had to do something with that hand.

An unopened can of Spaghettios is perfect. It represents Nick smugly pretending to himself, his family and the viewer that he is a father and provider (he has provided the can), while simultaneously depriving his children of anything to eat (the can is closed and still in Nick's shaky junkie claw--the child has eaten nothing).

 

[Swole McPole]

"All hat and no cattle" is a more common American one.

My mother used to refer to her loathed next door neighbour as 'fur coat and no knickers' which I presume means the same thing?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I don't buy it for a moment

you haven't seen his massive collection of photoshopped humans where he replaces their mouths with vaginas; thats fucking weird. if you've seen his show he did that for literally every photo of every person he ever saw for a good number of years. i'll agree with you on him having the mind of a weird teenager. literally listen to his bug exterminator podcast "thrill of the kill" where he edits like a kid from 2009 a rather normal interview like its a YTP.

I buy it because he is sort of insane in an artist way.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Aaron Imholte says (clipped by @elb on Rumble here) that Faran Balanced came to him after the arrest with "DMs she got" and implies she claimed to have been approached with "possibilities" in relation to swinging with the Rekietas.

Aaron didn't want to have her on his show, saying he couldn't verify her claims, even though "they match up with what I know, so it seems plausible".

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duh we all knew this after the drunk stream

 

[Lemondale]

did nick fullfill the rest of 14 local streams?

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

did nick fullfill the rest of 14 local streams?

No.