Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zab McMann]

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I got home from work, checked Xitter, and saw the news. It was like the world stopped spinning for a moment.

Every other lolcow I followed or follow now, like Ralph, Fuentes, and Westside Tyler, the downfall was either one small thing that escalated due to sperging or a death by 1000 cuts. Rekieta was the one out of left field that I never saw coming since I shelved him for not being interesting.

 

[Sharpeteer]

did nick fullfill the rest of 14 local streams?

Not yet, but it's currently May 120th, so he still has time.

 

[Meat Target]

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I hadn't watched Nick since the Depp trial or followed this thread, but knew just from Farms scuttlebutt that he'd been making an ass of himself as time went on.

When Josh posted the mugshots on Telegram, I was dumbstruck. I immediately had to get in the thread. As the story developed, so did the lulz.

 

[Shitbox Camry]

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Yes, I am aware the Spaghettios aren't canon for Nick to be holding, but I had to do something with that hand.

This. Is art.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

Husband and I were just sitting down for dinner when I saw the mugshot. We’d both started watching Nick during weeb wars but had dropped off somewhere post-Depp, and the cokestream was the first stream of his that I’d watched in a long time.

We weren’t really surprised that the arrest happened following the cokestream, more shocked that it had escalated so quickly after like a year of Nick quietly ruining himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Husband and I were just sitting down for dinner when I saw the mugshot. We’d both started watching Nick during weeb wars but had dropped off somewhere post-Depp, and the cokestream was the first stream of his that I’d watched in a long time.

We weren’t really surprised that the arrest happened following the cokestream, more shocked that it had escalated so quickly after like a year of Nick quietly ruining himself.

Nick had been a wreck for months at that point, rarely appearing on stream even near sober, but that was a drastic deterioration even by the already low standards of functionality he'd been on even the very previous stream. It was the only stream of his I'd watched in its entirety because it was so utterly fucked.

Usually at that period in time, his streams were just stultifyingly boring even with him drunk out of his mind, or disgusting like the gross hot tub cuckstream and the half-naked Nick licking Aaron's ear stream.

 

[Melty Butter]

did nick fullfill the rest of 14 local streams?

The below list of unfulfilled promises was worth the search but could use an update from Feb.

100k subscriber 24 hour stream
Media channel reviews
Regular gaming streams
Regular film streams
Rittenhouse superchats
Legal interns/employees
Collaborations with various creators
5k gift
Clips channel content
Chad Dad streams
Big Brain Panel streams
Father's Day stream
The weird Seattle business venture
His heretical Bible content on LOCALS
Poor Kendra Paris 2A stream and red flag laws
Live Chat Wednesday
The DISCORD in general
‘The Vic-era knives auction
His coloring book
His merchandise store
Getting that weird cancelled actor on
Getting Norm Pattis on
His hot yoga thot stream on Twitch
Various travel streams
Balldo review

This is NOT up to date. Feel free to chime in on what's missing. What I can remember right now is..

The content creator guide locals video series

Off the top of my head, other promises that this list does not include:
- interview series with OF girls
- a tutorial on how to conduct social media for new streamers

He did manage to start "His heretical Bible content on LOCALS". There's that.

 

[Accidental Protege]

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I had the great fortune of having just started reading this thread and was almost caught up when all this happened. I'd avoided it up til then because I thought Nick Rekieta was boring, lol. It was fascinating how he was treated so favorably by regulars here at first and seeing attitudes gradually change all while knowing how things were ending up. Things like this make me wish I knew other KFers irl, though I have met a few people in the wild who found out about it from other sources, interestingly enough.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I went to bed watching him being a retard, went to work in the morning and lost my shit internally seeing the news he'd been arrested. Not as wild of a weekend as when Trump got Shot, or the Twin Towers fell, but absolute insanity nonetheless.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Not yet, but it's currently May 120th, so he still has time.

The day Nick delivers will be the same day we're complaining about lousy Smarch weather.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I'm pretty sure they still report shootings unless it's obviously an ND or something non-criminal.

I think they report all shootings and let police decide if it was criminal or not. I guess there could be gunshot wound victims that would be fearful to call an ambulance due to charges being brought but doctors look at it differently than drugs I guess.

 

[macrodegenerate]

It baffles me that the truest and most honest baldo washers are Vic era retards: absolute bottom-of-the-barrel anime avatar autismos who still think Nick saved their hero Edward Elric the Full Metal Alchemist from the evil anime convention roasties who attacked him for no reason.

All of the actual fans hate Nick though, and aside from Rittenhouse I didn't find him entertaining except for maybe the Chandler Alderson and Brooks Case. I still think Ken Jennings and Aiden Paladin still did a better job and were more informative though on Brooks.

It was absolutely insane and there was no way I could sleep after laughing my ass off that much. The next day another KFer I know IRL alerted me to the news and my jaw literally dropped. My first thought: “Nick must be SO MAD lol.”

Forget JFK’s assassination and 9/11. I’d much rather hear where people were and how they reacted when one of their lolcows fucked up in the most public way.

I was at a friend's birthday party earlier that day, and just passed a job interview. That day was legit the best day ever.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

My mother used to refer to her loathed next door neighbour as 'fur coat and no knickers' which I presume means the same thing?

No, that's a whore, plain and simple.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

PPP said that "Rekieta and the crew" (Ralph) were posting the judge's phone number on Telegram and that he (PPP) helped Aaron Imholte to get that information to Pomplun.

Aaron confirms:

So, is it confirmed that Ralph was putting the Judge's personal information out there?
Imagine getting photographed with the xanny pig a few days earlier after paying to have him come up to your court case.
Stuff that is public knowledge at this point.
The state could easily connect dots and say it was intimidation attempts.
If that's true that's extra hilarious.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

So April claims she borrowed the dress from Kayla ("loved one"), but then Aaron shows the photo of April in the dress at the store. It's very similar, but I think it's actually a different dress, the bottom is different.

Nick should use it in his legal case. Aaron lied about the dress, he's not credible!!! (I'm pretty sure Aaron didn't lie, if those are two different dresses then he just confused them. They do look similar.)

 

[Cuckoman]

PPP said that "Rekieta and the crew" (Ralph) were posting the judge's phone number on Telegram and that he (PPP) helped Aaron Imholte to get that information to Pomplun.

If that is true then that is something amazingly retarded for Nick to get involved in.
This is how Nicks brain works now after "no drugs" for a while, thinking "this sounds like a splendid idea, lets get involved"?
It is permanently cooked, right?

What did Nick think the outcome of this would be? His fans and scholars would telephone the judge and school him on how the law actually works? And that he, the judge, is a faggot if he does not understand that Nick is innocent?

judge ... Judge ... JUDGE How embarrasing.

 

[Swole McPole]

No, that's a whore, plain and simple.

I don't think it was. I think it was really about pretence -- that she was obsessed with surface appearance and cared little about foundational ethics. Which isn't to say that the idiom wasn't also calling out whorish behaviour. My mother definitely regarded this as a whorish trait. But I think she was more affronted by the pretence than she was the whorishness.

Also wiktionary.

you haven't seen his massive collection of photoshopped humans where he replaces their mouths with vaginas

OK, I'm more persuaded now. Do we have a link?

 

[August Levasseur]

If Ralph actually did leak the Judge's information, I think there's a good chance Rekieta is legitimately uninvolved. Seems to me that Rekieta, while having somewhat made up with him, still keeps Ralph at arms length. Ralph may not have even stayed with Rekieta, and their contact may have been limited to that one photo we saw.

Ralph just does this kind of stuff sometimes, no outside influence necessary.

 

[Fapcop]

All of the actual fans hate Nick though, and aside from Rittenhouse I didn't find him entertaining except for maybe the Chandler Alderson and Brooks Case.

I’ll bet you a good portion of the current balldowashers are folks who watched him during Vic or Rittenhouse, tuned out for years, and now tuned in again, totally unaware of any of the Rekieta retardation, convinced that their trad-dad lawyer is being railroaded by big shitlib daddy government.

His streams are slowly turning into DSP-tier Alogging feasts though, which is always something.

Nick has a harder and harder time putting on his “Hehe, I care so little it’s FUNNY!”-face when he gets a hate comment.

 

[Gorbus]

An uncanny depiction of the Qover facing justice. Shame they pulled this shit in Kandiyohi and not Valkenvania.