Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BaddestSeagull]

You could cut logs on that Adam's apple......

In all seriousness though, that's a very enlarged thyroid gland.

 

[Pagan Min]

I´m just baffled by how a woman, Kayla in this case, still stands by this unending humiliation.

How can she handle it? One handful of pills at a time... That, and she's dumb as a box of rocks...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The qover is as dumb as a box of rocks trying to pull this one over the court.

Which is why Nick Rekieta will never take the witness stand because he’s too stupid to out smart the judge, lawyers, and the jury. If Nick was as smart and as good of a lawyer as he claims to be Rekieta will take the stand and explain how the cocaine wasn’t his and the government is conspiring against him. Instead Nick Rekieta is a retard and a terrible lawyer who will never take the witness stand. SAD PATHETIC

 

[DHugo]

You could cut logs on that Adam's apple......

Legend says there's a balldo stuck in there, and if you manage to put your balls in and take it out you become the new king of Cuckland

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Because April is also her side piece.

You aren't wrong.... April is both Nick's and Kayla's emotional support fleshlight side piece. It's like she's the 6th Rekieta kid, the one that got away from the evil gubbermint's grasp.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Aaron weighs in.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

lol she’s calling in from Nick’s studio.
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Oh man this peak comedy right here.

Aaron weighs in.

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Another Win for Toe. Aaron stacking W's lately.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I´m just baffled by how a woman, Kayla in this case, still stands by this unending humiliation. The mentalist and the hole seem to want to make a point at any opportunity about how prominent the hole is in his life. This is truly pathetic...

Assuming she doesn't like it. Do you think the pilled out failure of a mother has the willpower to stand up for herself anymore?
Some people are saying she wants to fuck April, maybe. But I honestly think she enjoys the suffering and humiliation. Otherwise she would be a broken husk of a person, and also miserable.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Don't drag his name in the mud. Now if it was Kayla...

I'm pretty sure he's an equal opportunity luster for second hand coke whores.

 

[TexOffender]

Getting serious lunchlady vibes from that judge. Knew there was no chance for dismissal the moment i saw her face.

 

[Desktop User2]

Some people are saying she wants to fuck April, maybe. But I honestly think she enjoys the suffering and humiliation. Otherwise she would be a broken husk of a person, and also miserable.

I dont know why the default assumption recently became "humiliation fetishist" for everyone making a fool of themselves when assuming they are just weak and helpless or straight up retarded is way more likely, specially for someone that isn´t an Internet personality.
It is also pretty clear she was tard wrangling Aaron for Nick´s benefit so I dont know about sexual interest on April being the driving force to fuck up her own life and their children. She just seems like a pathetic sand nigger spouse... maybe Nick can make a comeback on the "White Sharia" Right.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Motion to dismiss was denied at this hearing. Next hearing 3:30pm Oct 8th. Options for release, 20K for unlimited release or conditions that include don't leave state, no mood altering substance, subject to testing (and more, I didn't get them all).

Edit: I believe motion to dismiss can be brought back at a later hearing.

Yes. It's pretty much standard to try to dismiss, as it standard for a judge to deny it.

Is it still 5th degree charge? That seems quite high...

Somebody pissed someone off. I'm sure April cut a deal to walk out the same day she was arrested then welshed on it. She's the example.

Would it not be hilarious if that court appearance is used as evidence against her in her actual trial?

Also, she seemed to think being heckled was pretty funny.

Open access. Can't you mute everyone in a Zoom call except certain people?

April's court appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiLvh7JY2zY

Well, that takes balls.

Nick is going to stream tonight and seethe isn’t he?

If there is a God with a sadistic sense of humor, yes.

Her lawyer claiming she was just visiting the house at the time of the offence while she's currently streaming from it is so fucking kino

That fiction is done. April's going to be put between a Balldo and a hard place.
Nick, Nick, Nick. You wanted to relive your fantasy of 1980s college comedy. Was it worth it? I simply cannot believe this is how far you've fallen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please, don't stop on my account. This level of self-destruction is not seen that often in a lifetime, and never this thoroughly. Fuck, Andy Dick is literally homeless and a registered sex offender and that fucking piece of shit has more income than Crackets.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

lol she’s calling in from Nick’s studio.
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I knew these people were retarded but come on

 

[Major]

Getting serious lunchlady vibes from that judge. Knew there was no chance for dismissal the moment i saw her face.

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I doubt she has the authority to cancel a criminal trial before it begins just because someone asks her to.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I dont know why the default assumption recently became "humiliation fetishist" for everyone making a fool of themselves when assuming they are just weak and helpless or straight up retarded is way more likely, specially for someone that isn´t an Internet personality.

Because I don't buy the battered spouse argument. Nicky is too much of a low IQ fuck up to really be able to manipulate even a drug addled adult woman. If the parish and school could see something wrong with the kids then by extent they could also reach out and provide help to Kayla. Even if she didn't want help per say they could see her acting in distress as a natural reaction of being a manipulated and philologically abused spouse.
Men are willing to give women too many fucking excuses for no good reason. Kayla tried to sneak drugs in jail, was there at Hedonism II, cried how much of a fuck up she was and how Nicky was a buck broken house husband on top of being the bread winner. And the biggest thumbing of the nose, switching clothes with April at the tattoo con and then appearing with April at the hearing in yoga pants.
Kayla is not good people and Kayla is clearly enjoying this too much to not be a willing and maybe even proactive participant.

It is also pretty clear she was tard wrangling Aaron for Nick´s benefit so I dont know about sexual interest on April being the driving force to fuck up her own life and their children. She just seems like a pathetic sand nigger spouse... maybe Nick can make a comeback on the "White Sharia" Right.

I think Aaron is a weak and gullible man that saw signs of tenderness when none was intended. And by Aaron's own account Nicky and April attempted to most petty and childish manipulation "SEE KAYLA, AARON DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK YOU GAVE HIM"
I also think Nicky is too much of a big boy thinker to rely on others to do his manipulation. I think Nicky by himself with no help from Kayla or April was trying to bamboozle Aaron, to buy the 2nd house and in general. With Kayla and April doing things by themselves for their own goals.

 

[AnOminous]

Why? Wouldn't they have those when she was arrested?

She wasn't charged with anything at the time, so wasn't booked.

I doubt she has the authority to cancel a criminal trial before it begins just because someone asks her to.

Nonsense a judge can dismiss a case any time it's clear there is no probable cause.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Yeah, at worst, that's Nick pulling a "whining off the record about what already happened" instead of bringing it up at the time it happened.

Incidentally, here's the motion Nick made to give the defendant nothing but probation and a few other such documents. I don't know Nick expected this to fly.

Other docs: the Sentencing Order (pretty dry and just confirms Nick did not get the departure he wanted), and an Amended Order the next day.

Correspondence from the State:
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Oopsy daisy.

A second Amended Sentencing Order.

And finally, a document from April of this year.

And the current restitution balance, of which I believe none or nearly none has been paid:


The case number is 34-CR-19-1198 but you can just search by the name Melanie Beth Daniel too, since there's a conviction.

Unsurprisingly, there's nothing relevant to the specific events Nick was complaining about.

To my credit when I've seethed about this story I multiple times suggested that Nick had actually made it up because he thought it made him look good, but apparently the elevator part is one I at least helped make up.

Still, "Hey Judge." *cringe*

His own version of the story is bad enough.

He still got cucked by the judge and didn't protect his client. i still question if this happened

He's a faggot.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I don't know if that is a 20 year old photo and she no longer looks like that, but Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie

Well @SargonF00t, it seems that the photo of Judge Pussy Liquor was indeed taken more than 20 years ago.

 

[WelperHelper99]

April's court appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiLvh7JY2zY

Whoever the homo with the bisexual lighting doing the recording is needs to drink bleach, he's annoying as fuck. Shut up bro. Kill yourself infact.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nicky is too much of a low IQ fuck up to really be able to manipulate even a drug addled adult woman.

You mean the guy that lied and manipulated his way into being the top legal commentator on YouTube despite being constantly wrong and never practicing law and cultivated an intensely parasocial audience that saw him as a father figure and a "respectable" trad dad who pulled himself up by his bootstraps?

I mean in the recent years as more of the truth has come out about the guy and the substance abuse has gotten worse, Nick's lost his touch with how to fleece people and people have stopped believing him. But let's not pretend Nick successfully manipulating people is outside the realm of possibilities.