Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

Gosh her hairline is receding faster than the glaciers. Must be global warming.

Also wtf that adam's apple

Throat GOAT April just has a generous storage facility in her neck.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Part of me sees Nick as convincing April and Kayla of some insane scheme where they try to have April testify with immunity against charges but says it was her drugs after all and due to double jeopardy and immunity she can’t be tried. It sounds so insane it just might be Rekieta’s coked up plan.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

You mean the guy that lied and manipulated his way into being the top legal commentator on YouTube

Minus the implied lie of being a practicing lawyer he didn't do any of that to become a top legal commentator.
He grifted of the Maddox lawsuit like half the Sektur, got lucky with Vic Lasagna, got even luckier with Rittenhouse Rye and made it big with Jack Sparrow.

that saw him as a father figure as a "respectable" trad dad who pulled himself up by his bootstraps?

It's easy to say the right thing when you don't say much and imply a lot. His audience was looking for an internet daddy and not saying too much was something even a semi functional alcoholic can do. I even think he believed his own lies to some extent. And I also believe the man changed over time, you might not agree on that and think he always was the Nick we have now, and he would agree with you.

But let's not pretend Nick successfully manipulating people is outside the realm of possibilities.

This audience manipulation is nothing to what it takes to brow beat, gas light and coerce someone. This is spending 2 decades in the same house with a woman you pretend to love, cutting of her escape routes and her outside connections while bending over backwards to go to her church and also to attend your dad's charity events. Seems like a lot of work for a Machiavellian man. Bear in mind she still does local theater bullshit, so that's even more variables to account for. And what's your rewards for doing this: cook and clean the house while she does nothing but pop pills and watch Star Trek. And you go through this monumental effort to have your zoinked out hole and you never slip, never snap. You never threaten to kill her, you never punch her, never shout at her in a public setting. And you are doing this while bringing on this earth 5 kids and also being a foster parent for a while. Who the fucks wants to do that?
I've met some people able and willing to pull that level of manipulation and Nicky ain't even close to that and sure as shit wasn't close to that 5-10-20 years ago.
Nicky's narc manipulation is of the level of a gay highschool drama kid that really wants to force into his clique some guy he likes. Not of a serial abuser.

 

[Hellion]

So do we think Nicky will cough up for April's deposit (is it 2k?) with the bondsman for unconditional bail?
Gotta keep her loyal, lest a plea deal starts to look too tempting.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So do we think Nicky will cough up for April's deposit (is it 2k?) with the bondsman for unconditional bail?
Gotta keep her loyal, lest a plea deal starts to look too tempting.

We will know by how many 1773 Soap and Chinese chainsaw ads he does during his 3 streams this month.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's setup is the best place nearby for her to attend a remote meeting.

It's the dumbest place.

They have a Zoom app for Android and Apple. You can use your phone. I've used Zoom on Android for doctor's appointments before (telemedicine).

Doing it from the room that the Cokestream happened in, and in the same house the 26 grams of cocaine were found in, is fucking retarded. Especially if she's 'just visiting."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

April’s eyebrows are so beyond fucked and will never grow back. They start directly over her iris instead of where they’re supposed to, and the tails are completely missing.




And her shitty attempt to contour that nose is embarrassing.

Ape is the poster whore for busted trailer trash riddled with STDs. If she really thinks she’s going to find some rich guy to marry her, she’s on even more drugs than we suspected.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Her lawyer claiming she was just visiting the house at the time of the offence while she's currently streaming from it is so fucking kino

They can't prove it was his place, it looked liked his back drop but that could have been edited because the pixels are different.
Just like the stream referenced in the warrant, the gubermint will need to prove it's the original background

 

[August Levasseur]

April’s eyebrows are so beyond fucked and will never grow back. They start directly over her iris instead of where they’re supposed to, and the tails are completely missing.

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And her shitty attempt to contour that nose is embarrassing.

Ape is the poster whore for busted trailer trash riddled with STDs. If she really thinks she’s going to find some rich guy to marry her, she’s on even more drugs than we suspected.

Explaining the true depravity of Nick's condition by using phrenological analysis to show how cocaine use has warped his skull

 

[repentance]

Like Himedall All-seeing Waifu said, nothing in the YouTube transcripts. Those aren't perfect, but someone here should have said something. They did and it was a mistake and now there's an entire a-log industry super chatting about confronting judges in elevators. Memory is weird.

This happens a lot in long threads. Sometimes people try to correct things the first few times but after that everyone gives up and the inaccurate information passes into lore.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I went back in the thread looking for a video or post about the elevator and saw nothing from Nick. I went back before the balldo downfall and found some absolute banger posts from early on though.

Actually I was talking about Nick being a cuckold, which his own wife admitted to.

Although that "parody" stream is a great reason he shouldn't be around children. The wife seems like she's a druggie too.

What if he's just a low life alcoholic?
Will he still be your fantasy friend?

Pay the $20 to ask him

Lmao he needs to check himself. Oversharing about shit like that is step one to lolcowdom.

>attractive wife
>No proof of swinging, cuckery, or gay shit
>"Nudes" of wife are things you'd see on any attractive woman at a beach
>"nudes" of Nose are the equivalent of mooning someone

Literal nothing burger. Nice ass on the wife though. Grats on the trophy wife

The hand-wringing and pearl-clutching is so pathetic. "Oh no, Nick says naughty words! Nick has sex with his wife! Nick calls people names! Nick makes fun of the stunning and brave gays!" How are these whining little children even here on the Farms? Grow up and get laid for once, fucking retarded faggots.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It was actually sooner than that 2023 post that an elevator got involved:

But it's a 2022 post that is referenced: November 21, 2022


What are the chances that the next time Nick streams the background will still be all blurry? I'm gonna go ahead and say high. (Even though, sadly, they are low.)

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Getting serious lunchlady vibes from that judge. Knew there was no chance for dismissal the moment i saw her face.

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Now I see what Nick was saying. She DEFINITELY can fit some liquor in that thang’

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

First Appearance in Zoom Hearing of APRIL DIANE IMHOLTE ANDERSON Court File Number: 34‐CR‐24‐487. At the end, someone did shout out to ask April about her tits, and she smirked. She is ordered to report to the Sheriff's office for booking photo and prints in the next 24 hours. ​

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Everyone knows this already but still can I just say how hilarious it is that's clearly Nick's "goon dungeon". She's literally at the scene of the crime!!! You're ten steps ahead of us per usual "Slick Nick"! LMFAO

 

[Potatoherder]

Nate is doing more coverage and more coverage is always better according to Nick... Didn't Viva and Barnes sperg out on Nate recently?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I´m just baffled by how a woman, Kayla in this case, still stands by this unending humiliation. The mentalist and the hole seem to want to make a point at any opportunity about how prominent the hole is in his life. This is truly pathetic...

Three options:
1) She is a complete degenerate.
2) She is utterly stupid and thinks that's what a supportive wife should do.
3) Enough pills that she has no idea who April or Nick are.

 

[TexOffender]

Is there any clips without the screaming homo? Absolutely obnoxious and highly gay.

 

[Seethecoper]

I went back in the thread looking for a video or post about the elevator and saw nothing from Nick. I went back before the balldo downfall and found some absolute banger posts from early on though.

I admit I was utterly and completely felted. This was in the past when there was still hope he wasn't a complete degenerate. It sucks because I still hope his kids really weren't subjected to two drug addict parents, my house went through that and it really fucks you up on the long run.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

How have these boomer fucking retards not yet learned to mute everyone and require a moderator be the one to unmute them? The federal agencies manage to do it on their Zoom calls and they're completely incompetent.

You have to remember small town, normies, and boomers. They usually never experience interruption and get like zero audience coming into court.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

First Appearance in Zoom Hearing of APRIL DIANE IMHOLTE ANDERSON Court File Number: 34‐CR‐24‐487. At the end, someone did shout out to ask April about her tits, and she smirked. She is ordered to report to the Sheriff's office for booking photo and prints in the next 24 hours. ​

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