Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Did Joe mention again how much Nick loves his kids, and Nick took him fishing in his pond?
But bro, Nick is his good friend! Jew Logic loves his good buddy, best friend Nick and wants the best for Nick’s monogamous wife, Katya and his 7 kids; Lazy, Hungry, Oreo, Stinky, Messy, Dingus and Twitchy. Or whatever their dumb names are, I don’t know and neither does Joe.
 
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How would Aaron know that if he's not in contact with April?
Would need to listen to the clip to figure out if he was asserting that happened or guessing. I assume he doesn't "know", but is making a leap of faith assumption based on Nick's known behaviors, which tracks. Nick is a sleazeball who espoused the medicinal benefits of cocaine for ADHD, so it's not a huge jump to believe he promised his fleshlight that everything would go away after today.
 
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t's the lowest and is a gross misdemeanor. First is highest. Nick and Kayla are charged with 2nd.
No, per the hearing today, April is only getting charged with the amounts that were on her debit and credit cards. I don't know what the amount is, but it is much less than Balldo.
She's also being charged with possession of the weight of cocaine in the vial found on top of the cards, totalling 2 grams. This is a felony amount regardless of first-time offender status. If she can argue the amount down to just the residue on the cards, then it would be a gross misdemeanor.
 
Tbh Gallagher is more impressive than Pierce, who put up a pretty weak argument. I'm not sure how much blame I can assign, since it's a pretty weak case in the first place. Also "cocaine was on the credit cards" seems an awful lot like the paraphernalia with traces cases that Minnesota has recently outright decriminalized.

Pierce seemed outright listless, perhaps knowing that this is not a terribly strong case. To be fair, this is about as good an argument as you could make with nothing but physical presence and the credit cards as your "evidence." Note that the motion to dismiss was denied without prejudice, again, awaiting another hearing.

I think Balldo would have a reasonable shot at at least delaying further proceedings because April's stuff would seem to have a possible impact on his own case, so maybe he could file for a stay until some of this other stuff is resolved.

Or more likely, he can just make sure April can't testify in his own case if it happens earlier than April's. If that's his strategy, it actually makes sense, at least unless April doesn't crumble and flip on him. The case against her is so weak, though, that I could see Balldo convincing her of that enough to hold fast until after his own case is over.
If you read the CPS case transcripts Pierce is always short and sweet. You get rambling testimony, lots of questions and then she comes up, asks a few damming questions, walks off with the substantive win.

I'm curious if they are allowed to use Kayla's nanny admission as it likely came after she was read her rights and she said it to a CPS worker. Also, at this stage I'm not sure they want to include anything beyond probable cause. Her cards under some grams of cocaine, in the bedroom suite, while she is there, was enough.

Admitedly downright weird to attend from Nick's studio whilst trying to present yourself as a mere guest at the time of the raid, but okay, that's Nick's thinking. He blurred the background, guys.

What I'm curious of is that the case against April. At some point she is going to need to explain why her cards were under the cocaine and how does she do that without saying who the cocaine belonged to?

I'm kind of thinking now that April testimony in Nick's case, thus the bodycam, isn't off the table. April would seem either to need to eat, or shall we say snort, the charge in order not to say who it belonged to.

Also I seem to recall hearing Pierce say co possession for that small amount. If April says that small amount was just hers, that gets Kayla and Nick dropped down a degree, if the prosecutor accepts it.

Essentially if April fails at her later stage bid to get the case dismissed you kinda have interwound cases and potential for cross testimony. It will get messy with hearsay and I'm not gonna do a deep dive into Minnesota law about cross case testimony, but in general what is said in court, under oath, is not classed as hearsay.
 
I think this narrative that a good defense lawyer will bring up any challenge under the sun is bullshit. My experience with defense lawyers is only with public defenders and they wouldn’t waste their time, nor their client’s, throwing shit at the wall. Obviously, a public defender’s case load is something that private practice wouldn’t have the same issue with, but I would think the same problem of time and money (which are basically the same thing) would apply.

This reminds me of how some people think that a doctor will/should run every test and imaging under the sun and entertain invasive surgery for a broken clavicle. Ideally, maybe this makes sense, because maybe they broke their clavicle due to leukemia and maybe you could set it perfectly with some k wire, but the reality is that you’re going to get, at most, a quick set of X-rays and referral for physical therapy, most commonly you will get rx for painkillers and a note for work that you will be unable to lift anything over 5 pounds for a few weeks.
 
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And her shitty attempt to contour that nose is embarrassing.
Rekieta must've left the cocaine filter on again in the place of color grading.

"Your Honor, my client has Stage 4 Internet Cancer. His disease leads him to misuse camera equipment and that's why he has the White Rudolph filter enabled. It's literally killing him. You can see him actively dying in the same stream. I'd like to point out to the court the size of his KiwiFarms thread, which is over 6000 pages. People are really concerned about this very important matter and have been trying to get him help. It's really bad, your Honor. We are here to raise awareness so that this never happens again."
 
exactly my point–it took minutes of searching.
Yet none of them had done that searching until they were on a livestream together.

You’d have more credibility if you could just drag Joe for defending Nick without also creating ridiculous standards or making dishonest statements.
 
He's like a property lawyer in New York or some shit. I think he might have even less criminal law experience than Nick. He's both out of his element, and eager to wash the Balldo. Joe sucks. He should just piss off. He didn't even help Rekieta here. He might have even hurt him slightly by yielding on the point.

You may or may not recall that Joe also threw a hissy fit at the Farms over MANdy being exposed.
No, I don't know him.

But tbqh, property lawyer or not, he should know more. Especially if he's going to talk about it or take a position onscreen. Or at least fucking prepare a little. Kurt found a 34-year-old Supreme Court case in 2 minutes. Doesn't mean it's necessarily settled law for all scenarios, but the facts sounded even less favorable to the prosecution/leo than in this case. But aside from doing 5 minutes of research, these aren't tremendously esoteric concepts that only former leo/prosecutors could or should know.

So April is getting 5th degree felony possession (>25 grams) but Balldo is getting a 4th degree felony possession (<25 grams)? Or were all of the Deep Qover’s charges amended to 5th degree felonies?
nick/kayla are charged with 2nd degree.

She's also being charged with possession of the weight of cocaine in the vial found on top of the cards, totalling 2 grams.
Where is that?
Summons:
The Complainant submits this complaint to the Court and states that there is probable cause to believe Defendant committed the following offense(s):
COUNT I
Charge: Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4 - Not Small Amount Marijuana (Felony)
Minnesota Statute: 152.025.2(1), with reference to: 152.025.4(b) Maximum Sentence: 5 years or $10,000 fine, or both
Offense Level: Felony
Offense Date (on or about): 05/23/2024
Control #(ICR#): 24004152
Charge Description: On or about May 23, 2024, in the County of Kandiyohi, Minnesota, April Diane Imholte did possess one or more mixtures containing a controlled substance, to wit: possessed more than .25 grams of cocaine.
Did not see another charge nor amended summons.

This is a felony amount regardless of first-time offender status. If she can argue the amount down to just the residue on the cards, then it would be a gross misdemeanor.
What statute are you referencing? 3rd degree is 10 g. 4th degree does not have an amount. She is charge with 5th, which has 0.25 as the felony amount (yes! With another hasty L today, stress sigh, I said gross misdemeanor, which is incorrect as the top possible charge if it is > 0.25 g; it is gross misdemeanor if below.)

And idk what residue would weigh, but 0.25 doesn't seem like much.

Plus, I just read in the summons that there was a snort tube and vial on top of her cards, so more paraphernalia*, though of course resting on her cards doesn't najd them hers.

* not illegal to own in themselves, without residue
 
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It's wild how he initially said he couldn't talk about the case and wasn't going to and then now basically the only times he streams are nights after there's been a development in the case he said he wasn't going to talk about, and the main topic of the stream is the case he said he's not going to talk about. And he's seething 100% of the time while doing it.
 
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