Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 414 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,934 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,281
YouTube shorts pushed this guy hard, my read on him was that he was a fizzbuzzer and I ignored his channel. Glad I wasn't off the mark
new term for me. thanks.

He looks fat and short and I would not have sex with him.
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his head is a circle. he's not even smiling really tight in this image, good lord. he really is using the fat girl camera angles.
 
It's nice seeing Jason beside Luke from LTT. Luke's making him look short when he himself is only 5'8", but the internet pretends Jason is 6'2". Another manlet exposed by being beside an average height men.
6 foot isn't average. Height data
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Only about 20% of US male population is 6ft or taller. I doubt height statistics have changed much in the last 15 years, so I think this should suffice.
I'm not sure what Luke from LTT's height is, but he seems to be above 6 ft.
 
6 foot isn't average. Height data
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Only about 20% of US male population is 6ft or taller. I doubt height statistics have changed much in the last 15 years, so I think this should suffice.
I'm not sure what Luke from LTT's height is, but he seems to be above 6 ft.
Hey sperg, Luke is 5'8", the height considered to be average for us males, give or take an inch. Jason pretends he's 6'2", when he's clearly several inches below 5'8". Learn to read.
 
Hey sperg, Luke is 5'8", the height considered to be average for us males, give or take an inch. Jason pretends he's 6'2", when he's clearly several inches below 5'8". Learn to read.
I don't know where you are getting Luke being 5'8" from? If you look at this video. The guy next to him is supposedly 5'9" Site link.
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Either way, Jason is short and I would not have sex with him.
 
This short posted over a year ago now just got recommended to me and I find it deeply amusing considering he just bought his furry ranch
Those numbers are totally made up.
No way he walked into 300k of equity in 2 years. It just doesn't work like that.
The interest rate tho is spot on.
 
This short posted over a year ago now just got recommended to me and I find it deeply amusing considering he just bought his furry ranch
Does this guy actually not know that your credit score means fuck all and mortgages are all about the current prime rate? Your "very very good" credit score doesn't mean you get a half million dollar loan for a bargain instead of current prime +/- whatever your financial institution is willing to do.
 
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I am going to call bullshit on this. While it exists, it sounds more like Jason lies.
That said, it doesn't help his case at all. 15 minutes... That's amazing.
I understand the skepticism, however, since I am the one who watched 164 hours of streams, I rarely observed Thor having to take breaks, I think saw him take maybe 2 or 3 at most. Plus again he only takes one day off a week. For me, I think he is being genuine in this claim. This makes this figure even worse considering HE DOES have it. Most people would kill to only need to sleep 3-5 hours a night. Some even try training to do it. So thor having this condition naturally is something that made me even more cynical about his effort on Heartbound.
 
Does this guy actually not know that your credit score means fuck all and mortgages are all about the current prime rate? Your "very very good" credit score doesn't mean you get a half million dollar loan for a bargain instead of current prime +/- whatever your financial institution is willing to do.
Is it always the prime rate, or can you get closer to the Federal Funds Rate with a high credit score?

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Has he started to collect animals for his furry ranch?
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Thor thinks this is working on his game.
it's not

Alright so I gotta say something about the whole "dyslexia" font he seems proud of.

1: It's been done before.

2: It's a placebo, and I have a theory as to why it "works" for some people.
A year ago, I noticed my vision was getting blurry, so I decided to get glasses, thinking my eyesight was failing. I assumed it was just something I had to live with. However, I recently went on a trip where I was away from screens for about a week, and something unexpected happened.

At first, I thought my vision was getting worse, but then I realized the opposite was true. I took off my glasses and was surprised to see everything much clearer than before.

This led me to do some research, and I discovered that I had likely overstressed my eyes. This got me thinking about how common this might be. When I mentioned it to some friends, one of them, who had previously claimed to be dyslexic, shared a similar experience. However, in his case, it wasn’t overstress but rather a lack of visual exercise that seemed to be the issue.

It made me realize that our eyes are like muscles. If you spend hours staring at a screen without really focusing on anything, your eyes might weaken. I even started to wonder if some people who think they have dyslexia might actually just be experiencing attention deficits or lack of visual exercise from too much screen time. The wide-space fonts that help some people might be working because they’re not dealing with true dyslexia, but rather with weakened eyesight—kind of like how you can only see certain letters on an eye chart.

IDK, maybe it's bullshit and I'm just a schizo.


I just don't get why he talks like that.

"Yeah, I was basically the GOAT at McDonald's. They had me as the lead operating agent in the kitchen. Not only could I flawlessly nail the spatial displacement of the patties, but I also managed to optimize the workflow so efficiently that I freed up more space on the grill for additional resource allocation. No big deal, just maximizing efficiency like always."
 
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I just don't get why he talks like that.

"Yeah, I was basically the GOAT at McDonald's. They had me as the lead operating agent in the kitchen. Not only could I flawlessly nail the spatial displacement of the patties, but I also managed to optimize the workflow so efficiently that I freed up more space on the grill for additional resource allocation. No big deal, just maximizing efficiency like always."
Corporate drone buzzword salad. It exists to obfuscate not actually doing anything.
 
Has he started to collect animals for his furry ranch?
Will defend owning chicken.
I don't like Jason but if you have space owning chickens is relatively low maintenance and gets you a large supply of healthy food cheap. If I had the land I'd do it too.
Whether he'll give them proper space, care, and attention? Can't say. I hope so animals deserve it.
 
Will defend owning chicken.
I don't like Jason but if you have space owning chickens is relatively low maintenance and gets you a large supply of healthy food cheap. If I had the land I'd do it too.
Whether he'll give them proper space, care, and attention? Can't say. I hope so animals deserve it.
Placing bets right now that he will spend just as much time maintaining his chickens just as much as he spends working on his video game.
 
Is it always the prime rate, or can you get closer to the Federal Funds Rate with a high credit score?
Your mortgage rate is set by whatever financial institution you go to, where it is generally prime +/- whatever amount they are offering. Fixed rates usually have a different offset than variable rates, but are locked in for x amount of years unless you pay an additional fee, while variable increases or decreases as prime changes. Credit scores biggest impact on mortgages tends to be the amount that they are willing to lend, but income history tends to be more important.
 
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