Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

"Nick's ego. Nick's bravado. Nick's image for his audience. Nick's blustering. Nick's huffing and puffing. Of course he'll take it to trial."

Deep down Nick is nothing but a sniveling, conniving little faggot. He will take the plea because he doesn't have the balls to take it to trial.

He is too scared to have Pomplun give testimony on the stand. He is too scared to have the bodycam come out.

Nick knows the court system isn't Bob and Celeste and it terrifies him.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I think Kayla has internalised her own suffering and thinks she 'deserves' this

Broken clock. Her and Nick do deserve this. They did neglect their kids so that they could have cocaine orgies in their family home.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It was sitting on top of her cards which were covered in enough residue for a couple of lines. That's about as out in the open as you can get and enough reason to field test the contents of the vial, which they did.

I saw no mention of residue on the cards. If true an easy probable cause and then vial search.

There was a snort tube on the cards (from the complaint in April's case):
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It tested positive for cocaine (from the police report):
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This is the problem. If April is a guest, you can't search her stuff. Including the black tube, without first having probable cause. I think it would be hard to say you thought Nick's and then backdate probable cause to April after. Maybe there is some case law supporting it, but it seems at least problematic.

Snort tube might get there, but again, that's going to come down to a visual clue as you can't test on the off chance. If visible white residue, sure.

 

[TherapyMan]

A) Nick, Kayla, and April can be charged for possessing the same amount of cocaine--it isn't divided by the number of people. B

On this point, April seems to have only been charged with the amount of cocaine on her card and in the vial on top of the cards to preemptively negate defenses that she was a mere visitor in the location that had more cocaine beyond the amount she was actually using. Gallagher made a version of that argument based on the fact she was a visitor generally with no clear connection to the cocaine in seeking dismissal, which Pierce countered with the coked up credit cards. In my estimation, the purpose of charging April with the smaller amount comes from the prosecutor wanting to simplify and make the case more bulletproof.

But you're right, possession in general does not work in such a way where only one person can possess the cocaine. Multiple people can possess the same cocaine, non-exclusively.

 

[Oh Darn]

I just noticed that it looks like the swinger ring is back.... love-bombing April to keep his incriminating witness bottom bitch around?

Also he's been drowning in the shot the entire fucking stream and its driving me nuts.

Professional streamer

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm not so sure that she's convinced Nick is an incredible husband and father. I do think she thinks this is her lot in life and doesn't aspire to anything better, though.

It's hard to imagine that her own family haven't encouraged her to leave him at some point over the last few years. I found the way he talks about her horrifying as a viewer and can't imagine hearing that as a parent, although there's a good chance he's always talked about her like that, just less publicly.

There's a clip out there of her saying how useless she is and how grateful she is that she has Nick to take over both roles, and Nick plays into this to control her. He got an "I will be us" tattoo that, to me, is him saying "yes, you are useless. You need me and I am the leader."

 

[Mr. Pierce]

Do we have a source on this 2 gramme claim? Her charge is 5th degree possession and more than .25 g of controlled substance.

@Friend of Dorothy Parker relocated the relevant language in the summons, saving me some digging:

The following items were located in the master bedroom near the nightstand:
Yellow snort tube – positive for cocaine
Black vial with white substance inside that field tested positive for cocaine and weighed 2.2 grams
(2) credit cards listed to IMHOLTE. The yellow snort tube and the black vial containing cocaine were found directly on top of the credit cards.

I suppose that's not going to amount to fully 2 grams of cocaine as it includes the weight of the vial. I recall some suggestion that the vial weighs around 1g, but don't recall the source of that information.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

We can be reasonably sure Nick told April that case was getting dismissed, based on her response after. I'm sure since then he is saying it's because the prosecutor lied and that's why. Hence the cope stream to allege it.

 

[Major]

You laugh now but when ChatGPT gets me my 50k Walmart settlement who will be laughing then? As it sends in Ai generated evidence and Ai text to speech voices narrated by Cartman from South Park

this is the future we all want and pray for

 

[Captain Manning]

At this point, I'm in the camp of they're MINO. Married In Name Only. I think this issue was settled between them a very long time ago that they would stay married but are separated in every other way other than legally and financially. It wouldn't surprise me if this was before the Qover even started.

Yes.

Under other circumstances, I might commend Nick for sticking it out in the marriage for the sake of the youngest children, but this drug-fueled polycule shit is worse than if they just got divorced. Kids can survive divorce. I don't even wanna imagine what they're going through right now with this shit.

I feel like the missing puzzle piece is Nick's comment about not having a prenup with Kayla. There is something that is keeping him legally married to Kayla. Something about the idea of divorcing her that has him spooked. Money? I dunno, but that's usually a factor in prenups.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We can be reasonably sure Nick told April that case was getting dismissed, based on her response after. I'm sure since then he is saying it's because the prosecutor lied and that's why. Hence the cope stream to allege it.

Look at how easy he went on her lawyer in his commentary. Instead of calling him a retard or “malpractice machine” for not making any of the points Nick claims should have been made, he was mealy-mouthed and said he doesn’t necessarily have a problem with the lawyer not asserting what he should have.

That suggests to me that Nick is very aware how risky it is that Ape has a lawyer who isn’t him. He doesn’t want Gallagher telling Ape that Nick is a non-practicing lawyer with almost zero courtroom experience and should not be trusted for legal guidance. So he uses kid gloves and hopes Ape keeps her mouth shut (and filled with the cum of multiple men).

 

[kurosawa]

Every time I think he can't get more ridiculous, starts complaining about grammar in the search report and KCHHS is the plenary authority for criminality.

No Nick it is not. The part about the kids being malnourished and smelly is a few sentences in the affidavit for PC. The bulk is evidence for illicit drug use, which included the statements by the mandatory reporter.

The reason why he had to include evidence for the question of treatment/neglect was because the mandatory reporter reported that.

He's not a lolcow, he's the whole lolfarm. Some days he's the lolchicken, others the lolgoat, etc.

He's the perfect example of why you don't allow your narcissistic personality disorder crotch spawn to do nothing but try to seek attention/validation via being an internet celery (deliberate reference) and instead force them to get a real job/provide for themselves.

And his butterdish.

I know it was a goofy fun joke ITT from way back but I had to point this out since I didn't see anyone else immediately focus in on it. WTF is it with these people and butter dishes? Is that a side effect of being a cokehead? I'd be very interested to hear Warski's take on it. Did he obsess over butter dishes when he was a cokehead?

Or was Nick going on about the butter dish a weird allegorical slight at Aaron? I nabbed your butter dish therefore I win.

I'm also looking forward to the states response to the hastily thrown together motion. His arguments should be easily answered if the prosecutor is competent. Except for April's statements when Pomplun talked to her with his BWC (bodyworn camera but I couldn't resist).

 

[Stupor Mario]

Catching up after the last copestream, but I think Kayla has internalised her own suffering and thinks she 'deserves' this in some twisted remnant of her religious background. It is a bit sad because no matter if she deserves some punishment or not, it keeps her from stopping fucking up.

You see a pattern of dominant narcissist psychos pairings with their more passive accomplices. I think Kayla was used to ceding all responsibility to Nick and now that Nick and her have travelled down their dark path and he has all but abandoned her, all she can do is bemoan her actions instead of doing anything about it, because she's not used to taking charge of her life and actions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Kayla was used to ceding all responsibility to Nick and now that Nick and her have travelled down their dark path and he has all but abandoned her, all she can do is bemoan her actions instead of doing anything about it, because she's not used to taking charge of her life and actions.

These are the kids of moms who go Andrea Yates, especially with THC and multiple other drugs in the mix. Between those and lack of sleep, she is extremely vulnerable to developing psychosis. The only silver lining of the kids not getting bathed is that it reduces the chances of the Slettas having to pick shards of juvenile skulls out of the bathtub drain.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You see a pattern of dominant narcissist psychos pairings with their more passive accomplices. I think Kayla was used to ceding all responsibility to Nick and now that Nick and her have travelled down their dark path and he has all but abandoned her, all she can do is bemoan her actions instead of doing anything about it, because she's not used to taking charge of her life and actions.

Qayla just needs a man to rehabilitate her. We all know there is only one man made for the job. A man who knows his duty to save her from a debauched marriage. @Fapcop, your time is now.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

It would take zero effort to set up a laptop somewhere else in the house. Shit, you see nogs attending zoom court on Dey sailphone from their car all the fucking time.

So why do it in Nicks stream/coke dungeon?

That would show us more of the house. While it has been cleaned up, there is no way that it would look brand new.

The Balldo Bunker is the cleanest place in the home, so that’s the best place to take a video from.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yes.

Under other circumstances, I might commend Nick for sticking it out in the marriage for the sake of the youngest children, but this drug-fueled polycule shit is worse than if they just got divorced. Kids can survive divorce. I don't even wanna imagine what they're going through right now with this shit.

I feel like the missing puzzle piece is Nick's comment about not having a prenup with Kayla. There is something that is keeping him legally married to Kayla. Something about the idea of divorcing her that has him spooked. Money? I dunno, but that's usually a factor in prenups.

Nick has 5 kids and would have to pay alimony child support for (I think) all of them, and alimony to Kayla.

He just had to sell his 2nd house, so he's probably wasted all of his money and knows that he'll be ruined financially if Kayla divorces him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has 5 kids and would have to pay alimony for (I think) all of them.

Alimony and child support are different things.

 

[AnOminous]

See above. The law is not algorithmically autistic in enforcement. They do not have to charge you for a crime. They can also charge you for something that is barely supported by facts.

In this case, it really wouldn't be reasonable to charge all three of them with joint possession. Unfortunately for Kayla, as Nick's spouse, she's presumed to own whatever is in their property. In this case, even though the owner is apparently a trust, they have full control over and the exclusive rights to the use of the property.

Simply being on someone's property and using drugs there doesn't mean you own every drug they have. If you do a line or two with Tony Montana, you don't own the ten kilos he has in his safe. In this case, the only thing they really have April on is the cocaine directly associated with her own property, and imo even that case is somewhat weak. The argument would be that there is a very strong inference that cocaine on an intimate piece of property, her cards, that ordinarily another person would not have access to, indicates beyond a reasonable doubt that she exerted physical control and, therefore, possession of the cocaine in question.

Technically, if you went by the strict definition of the law, simply consuming drugs would almost always require that you "possessed" them at some point, since you voluntarily exerted physical control, i.e. "dominion" over them at least for the period of time it took to consume them. In practice, this is almost never pursued.

April's case is in the gray territory in between the two. I could see her claiming, possibly even successfully, that Nick asked to borrow the cards and actually did the cutting and that all she did was do a couple lines. That wouldn't help Nick much but it could be reasonable doubt depending on how credible she was about it. Or her lawyer could keep her off the stand and simply argue that the prosecution hadn't eliminated reasonable doubt that it could have been someone else's cocaine even though it was on her cards.

I don't think it's a hopeless case for the prosecution, but they certainly don't have her dead to rights, unlike Nick and Kayla.

 

[not william stenchever]

Enjoy prison, cocaine child.

You have it twisted, the nine year old enjoyed cocaine. It's her father who is going to enjoy prison.

He's not a lolcow, he's the whole lolfarm. Some days he's the lolchicken, others the lolgoat, etc.

He is whatever lolstock the situation requires of him. He could even be a lolllama if need be but pray he doesn't do it in rural Colorado.

WTF is it with these people and butter dishes?

Back in May, I think, Rackets did a deranged stand up bit on his stream about butter dishes and "who buys those?" and how children will take the lid off and smear butter everywhere. Ever since the arrest and the document drops it's taken a dark fucking turn because there's a very real possibility that his children are eating straight butter because nobody feeds them and they smear it everywhere because nobody cares about their cleanliness.

Of course Nick thinks this is weird and funny. It's not that his children are scraping for survival living in the home of the trust fund crackhead. It's the butter dish that's wrong.