Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 28 32.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 28 32.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 8 9.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 21 24.7%

  • Total voters
    85
Back in May, I think, Rackets did a deranged stand up bit about butter dishes and "who buys those?" and how children will take the lid off and smear butter everywhere. Ever since the arrest and the document drops it's taken a dark fucking turn because there's a very real possibility that his children are eating straight butter because nobody feeds them and they smear it everywhere because nobody cares about their cleanliness.
A kid does not need to be starving to eat straight butter. Little kids fucking love butter and will eat a whole stick of it like a candy bar if they can get it down before they get caught. All of my nieces and nephews have gone through this phase. They will try to down an entire can of cake frosting if they can find one, too. Little kids like gross shit. Rackets' kids are all a little old for that now, though.
 
Nick just admitted there was in fact cocaine in his master bedroom

His argument is "sure, April's credit cards were found on top of the cocaine, but that doesn't mean it's her cocaine"
I finally heard that part.

He doesn't even seem to realize he just lost his fucking case.
 
Rackets' kids are all a little old for that now, though.
That is my concern, yes. Maybe he was doing his standup routine thinking of when his kids were young enough to raid the butter, but considering he prefers to complain about recent things I think that the butter dish rant was more bitching about his kids' recent activity than trying to be relatable in his attempts at humor.
 
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I finally heard that part.

He doesn't even seem to realize he just lost his fucking case.
This probably comes under the hearsay exception for admissions adverse to the defendant's penal interests. So they can use this as a confession. After all, if it wasn't April's, whose was it? Is he going to take the stand to testify the cops put it there, they put the cocaine on his nose on his coke-influenced livestream, etc.?

It's impossible to overstate what a colossal coke-addled fucking idiot Nick is. He's going down the list of shit a (real practicing) lawyer would tell you never to do like it's a fucking checklist.

Seriously it doesn't even take a lawyer to do this. Sub-Saharan IQ Jamals and trailer park Cletuses with siblings for parents know better than this.
That is my concern, yes. Maybe he was doing his standup routine thinking of when his kids were young enough to raid the butter, but considering he prefers to complain about recent things I think that the butter dish rant was more bitching about his kids' recent activity than trying to be relatable in his attempts at humor.
Remember how in every incident report when he got pulled over for driving like a mentally retarded teenager, he immediately started ranting about how much he hates his kids.

I've never met a man who acts like this. Nick is such a little bitch.
 
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This probably comes under the hearsay exception for admissions adverse to the defendant's penal interests. So they can use this as a confession. After all, if it wasn't April's, whose was it? Is he going to take the stand to testify the cops put it there, they put the cocaine on his nose on his coke-influenced livestream, etc.?

It's impossible to overstate what a colossal coke-addled fucking idiot Nick is. He's going down the list of shit a (real practicing) lawyer would tell you never to do like it's a fucking checklist.

Seriously it doesn't even take a lawyer to do this. Sub-Saharan IQ Jamals and trailer park Cletuses with siblings for parents know better than this.

Remember how in every incident report when he got pulled over for driving like a mentally retarded teenager, he immediately started ranting about how much he hates his kids.

I've never met a man who acts like this. Nick is such a little bitch.
I can just picture the troopers face. He’s seen trailer parks, rape cases… Maybe come off a traffic accident and had to tell loved ones they lost someone… And here’s this obviously well to do guy in his Mustang, moaning and complaining about having to give his kids a ride.
 
A kid does not need to be starving to eat straight butter. Little kids fucking love butter and will eat a whole stick of it like a candy bar if they can get it down before they get caught.
This is a widely acknowledged manifestation of kids’ brains directing them to consume what they need. Their little brains need those fats to develop properly. Watch how even toddlers will reach for the butter at holiday meals or eat those individually wrapped pats at restaurants.

Considering that Nick only buys nutritionally bankrupt, packaged junk food for his kids, it’s not surprising they would grab for any substantial, nutritionally dense sustenance they could reach.
 
I finally heard that part.

He doesn't even seem to realize he just lost his fucking case.
I'm still mostly convinced he knows he's probably fucked no matter what, but won't serve jail time, and all his streams and tweets talking about his case are just an attempt to get his remaining fans to believe that when he does inevitably lose it's because the government lied/was incompetent/conspired to take him down because he was too popular.

He could also just be an idiot that cares more about his reputation than not being a felon.
 
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This is a widely acknowledged manifestation of kids’ brains directing them to consume what they need. Their little brains need those fats to develop properly. Watch how even toddlers will reach for the butter at holiday meals or eat those individually wrapped pats at restaurants.

Considering that Nick only buys nutritionally bankrupt, packaged junk food for his kids, it’s not surprising they would grab for any substantial, nutritionally dense sustenance they could reach.

So what you're saying is that the 8 year old instinctively sought out their parents' miracle healing cocaine for developmental reasons.
 
A search warrant for Nick's house doesn't give them permission to search April, if she was indeed a guest, or her purse. The search warrant doesn't extend that far, particularly now the prosecutor said she was in the room.
I will start to stash all my chinese fentanyl on duffel bags and claim they are my maid´s if the police ever get a warrant. Checkmate, coppers!
BTW, they found coke on her credit cards in the bedroom. Even if it demanded cause to search something inside the house that anyone can claim in from someone else, they had it in spades. Unless you are trying to say they need a second warrant; that would be even worse...
 
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WTF is it with these people and butter dishes?
Butterdishes are several things:

1. Useful, life changing even. Seriously, don't refrigerate your butter, put it on the counter in a butter dish. It's amazing.

2. Inferior to Butter Bells by a marginal degree according to this very thread's extensive debate and research.

3. Poor stand-up comedy material as exemplified by Nick in the weeks leading up to his arrest.

4. Memetically related to camera Tri-pods.
 
Curious Superchat or Rumblerant last night. (I'm not sure which platform it's from. I don't see evidence of it on YT and cannot see the Rumble chat on replay.)

YT transcript:
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  • "I've asked him not to contact [Kayla]" seems odd.
  • "I have to think about my business" brought to mind drugs with code language but that may be rather paranoid.
  • "I won't stop them." Also odd.
Nick read it twice and feigned ignorance of the context. I've done some light googling of Paul Myra Productions and derivations of the name and don't see a connection. I am noting it here in case it matters or anyone can make sense of it.
I don't have time to properly do graphs right now but it was indeed a rumble rant. If i remember i'll come back and add graphs.
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"If you lie about something that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. If you lie about something that costs someone $1000 then it matters $1000. When it comes from government and involves your liberty, that's when it matters a lot because it ends with you in jail and excoriated by a public that doesn't know what's going on..."
It's a fascinating insight. It's deeply narcissistic in character. There is no such thing as lying about something that doesn't matter. Every time someone lies, they do it for a reason. It matters enough to that person to not be honest about whatever it is. When Nick says it "doesn't matter", that itself is a lie, because if it doesn't matter, why lie about it? And of course, the assumption is nick is uniquely qualified to be the arbiter of what does and doesn't matter. To nick, it doesn't matter if his supporters go around and make asses out of themselves based on his retarded and dishonest insinuations or outright false statements. To nick, it doesn't matter that he explicitly marketed himself as a traditionalist family man for years, etc.

Also funny that among all the other trivial minutae he feels compelled to correct the record on, I don't think he has once elaborated on the polycule (to my knowledge, at least). I know that's not an earth shattering revelation for any of us, but it's pretty funny that Mr. aggressively monogamous here won't even try to salvage that aspect of his persona, even with the usual shoddy gaslighting.
 
I'm still mostly convinced he knows he's probably fucked no matter what, but won't serve jail time, and all his streams and tweets talking about his case are just an attempt to get his remaining fans to believe that when he does inevitably lose it's because the government lied/was incompetent/conspired to take him down because he was too popular.

He could also just be an idiot that cares more about his reputation than not being a felon.
The real hope is that he says enough and pisses everyone off enough that they just don't offer a plea.
 
This is a widely acknowledged manifestation of kids’ brains directing them to consume what they need. Their little brains need those fats to develop properly. Watch how even toddlers will reach for the butter at holiday meals or eat those individually wrapped pats at restaurants.

Considering that Nick only buys nutritionally bankrupt, packaged junk food for his kids, it’s not surprising they would grab for any substantial, nutritionally dense sustenance they could reach.
It's also widely acknowledged that children are children and will refuse to eat nutritionally good food.

I work with kids and some of their diets are awful and they don't have good self control when it comes to sugar intake. This is usually thanks to parents not establishing a healthy relationship with food. This includes being too strict and being too lax. Some kids get stuck eating nothing but sugary stuff or chicken nuggets.

Basically what I'm saying is, manifestation is nonsense and it's why we have an almost global obesity epidemic because our brains and gut biomes direct us towards sugary stuff rather than what the body needs to grow healthily. There's an argument to be made that it's partly why we've allowed our fruits to become so sugar rich to the point we can't even feed some zoo animals their natural fruit diets anymore.

What Nick may have done is worse. A healthy relationship with food is really difficult to manage for many people. If Nick and Kayla aren't teaching them to cook and allowing cucks to serve the children spaghettios and pop tarts, I imagine these kids will grow up to be like most children these days. Where food is an addiction and a poor diet will lead to many health issues.
 
What Nick may have done is worse. A healthy relationship with food is really difficult to manage for many people. If Nick and Kayla aren't teaching them to cook and allowing cucks to serve the children spaghettios and pop tarts, I imagine these kids will grow up to be like most children these days. Where food is an addiction and a poor diet will lead to many health issues.
I would love to know from the previous nanny what the kids were eating and who was preparing it when she was there.
 
It's also widely acknowledged that children are children and will refuse to eat nutritionally good food.
Sure, they will eat junk when that’s what’s available to them. Children specifically seeking out butter is a known phenomenon, and there is a lot of research showing that 1) human cravings are driven by our brains and the fat sensors in our gut (example) and 2) our cravings will adapt to whatever our nutritional deficiencies are. Nick’s kids, having access to nothing but refined carbs, HFCS and sugar-laden empty calories, would no doubt be drawn to butter in the way their sperm donor reports. Not sure why this is controversial.
 
The real hope is that he says enough and pisses everyone off enough that they just don't offer a plea.
Im curious if his pride will mess him up that badly because if so it mean he will be dumber than ralph by a landslide. Even ralph knew he oblliviously did it and pled out instead of hoping to find some technicality to cope to get the obvious and overwhelming evidence thrown out, he instead just relied on not having pled guilty and getting a light punishment to cope that he was exonerated
 
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