Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This chick is a potential lolcow. She is unhinged and has crazy eyes

She goes by Hendrix James Moise.

https://www.instagram.com/legalrevolution/

Real name is Erica Ann Moise.
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https://www.ferndalefriends.net/erica-moise-a-legal-voice-for-the-lgbt-community/

https://archive.ph/yaLYO

https://www.dapperq.com/2015/09/style-dossiercorporateq-mashup-erica-moise/

https://archive.ph/1Dsdp

She has gotten into public slapfights with Rowling, I think that gets her automatic entry into the lolcow department.

https://gayety.co/jk-rowling-misgenders-trans-journalist-in-controversial-post

Claims to be Gypsy- this is a common lie among the especially deranged Tumblr lesbians, I've noticed that going back to the earliest days of that website. She goes way back with that fixation.

https://www.facebook.com/erica.moise

Before and after is a big oof:


As you scroll her FB every single reel's still frame has the exact same deranged 500 yard stare. The outfits change, the lighting changes, but the stare remains. It's one of the more unsettling pages I've seen in a bit, because of that.

 

[batteredpancakes]

As you scroll her FB every single reel's still frame has the exact same deranged 500 yard stare. The outfits change, the lighting changes, but the stare remains. It's one of the more unsettling pages I've seen in a bit, because of that.

I'm calling it now. She's gonna end up killing or seriously injuring someone eventually. The anger in her eyes is incredibly disturbing, like she really wants to hurt people but is only refraining because of the consequences. I don't see that often; only in the mugshots for serious crimes.

She doesn't even notice how fucked up she looks in her Instagram. Best case scenario is that looking like an enraged psycho is her "man" impression.


Any semblance of a smile never reaches her cold eyes.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

There's a whole lot of pain in those eyes. What a miserable existence.

 

[lolnah]

I'm calling it now. She's gonna end up killing or seriously injuring someone eventually. The anger in her eyes is incredibly disturbing, like she really wants to hurt people but is only refraining because of the consequences. I don't see that often; only in the mugshots for serious crimes.

She doesn't even notice how fucked up she looks in her Instagram. Best case scenario is that looking like an enraged psycho is her "man" impression.

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Any semblance of a smile never reaches her cold eyes.

Sanpaku eyes for real

 

[Procrastinhater]

This chick is a potential lolcow. She is unhinged and has crazy eyes
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Any friendliness with her lawyer peers will run out eventually as she's so open with constantly expressing her opinions. For example she posts things like this:
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Do woke people like Gypsy's now?
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Everything I've heard about the Roma Gypsies suggests they are the niggers of Europe, universally despised for being amoral thieving scum that have a reputation for stealing everything that isn't welded to the deck, including peoples children, when they're not teaching their own to be pickpockets. I don't know how one managed to become a lawyer, but if she gets business from her family she'll likely never be short of work.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I've seen her on Xitter. She's completely delusional and one of the most insufferably arrogant Pooners there. No-one in her professional or personal life bothers arguing with her about Pooning Out, so she insists that this means they've all come around to seeing her as The Man She Truly Is. No, bitch, you are just so unpleasant that no-one talks to you anymore on anything other than a professional or extremely inconsequential level.

I will say that I do believe her when she claims to be a good lawyer. In my experience, women are usually very thorough lawyers.

 

[pink cigarettes]

This chick is a potential lolcow. She is unhinged and has crazy eyes
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"There's absolutely nothing punk about being a terf"

Imagine: You go to a FEAR show in the 1980s, get kicked in the head, and go into a coma. Finally, in 2024, you wake up. The first person you encounter is this Manson-eyed manlet, frog-croaking at you that actually, it's very punk to be a lawyer who is involved in a govt supported and protected ideology for which you can buy cards and tshirts at Target.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm calling it now. She's gonna end up killing or seriously injuring someone eventually. The anger in her eyes is incredibly disturbing, like she really wants to hurt people but is only refraining because of the consequences. I don't see that often; only in the mugshots for serious crimes.

She doesn't even notice how fucked up she looks in her Instagram. Best case scenario is that looking like an enraged psycho is her "man" impression.

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Any semblance of a smile never reaches her cold eyes.

Yeah she's got a really weird creepy stare. I don't know if she's legit violently psychotic or she's just trying to put on a "tough manly expression" but she has seriously deranged eyes.
It looks like she's in pain but also ready to stab a motherfucker.
The thought of this angry li'l dood out there, raging on too much testosterone is disturbing.
Some Pooners are sad and pathetic. This one is a time bomb waiting for the wrong thing to set her off. Another Audrey Hale in the making.

"There's absolutely nothing punk about being a terf"
Imagine: You go to a FEAR show in the 1980s, get kicked in the head, and go into a coma. Finally, in 2024, you wake up. The first person you encounter is this Manson-eyed manlet, frog-croaking at you that actually, it's very punk to be a lawyer.... who is involved in a govt supported and protected ideology.... for which you can buy cards and tshirts at Target.

She wouldn't know Punk if someone shot her with a Sex Pistol and buried her with the rest of the Dead Kennedys in a Shallow Grave wrapped up in a Black Flag and had GG Allin do her eulogy.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I've seen her on Xitter. She's completely delusional and one of the most insufferably arrogant Pooners there.

Yeah, she lives for xitter. She's up first thing in the morning.

https://x.com/search?q=from%3Alegaltweetz&src=recent_search_click&f=live

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, she lives for xitter. She's up first thing in the morning.
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“If I as an adult want to goon to AI created childporn, it’s creepy and paternalistic that you care about it! There’s no victim! What do you care what I do with my body?!”

These people are so degenerate that any kind of accountability or public, societal standards is anathema to them.

And actually, there is a societal cost to your pooning. Aside from the moral and ethical cost. Massively inflated insurance rates and health care costs because you decide to poison your body and play Mr Potato with your body parts.

 

[Poonocchio]

Yeah, she lives for xitter. She's up first thing in the morning.
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They still fundamentally fail to see they make it our business when they demand we change our language and expect us to lie to ourselves that what we see is a lie when we see an obvious man in a dress. Or when they expect us to brainwash our children with the same lies, and then go further by trying to groom our children online. Fuck off, troon, you made it our business by not leaving US alone.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I've seen her on Xitter. She's completely delusional and one of the most insufferably arrogant Pooners there. No-one in her professional or personal life bothers arguing with her about Pooning Out, so she insists that this means they've all come around to seeing her as The Man She Truly Is. No, bitch, you are just so unpleasant that no-one talks to you anymore on anything other than a professional or extremely inconsequential level.

I will say that I do believe her when she claims to be a good lawyer. In my experience, women are usually very thorough lawyers.

Where it's protected by insane anti discrimination laws, the US judicial system has become so fucked and rendered completely worthless by tranny bullshit. From preferred names and pronouns to tranny fuckin' lawyers willfully impersonating the opposite sex in court. Talk about being in contempt. And idiots nod and say: "This is fine. This is right." Because tranny theater of the absurd is more important than the rules based business of doin' law and order. Another triumph of the subjective and individualistic feelz over objective and communal needs.

Tranny takeover of the judicial system is the most shocking and depressing aspect of the modern tranny menace IMO. Courts of law are where justice is supposed to be rendered impartially based on truths. Oaths are made before testifying. Making false statements while under oath is a crime punishable by law. Court is supposed to be serious. It has to maintain people's faith in it too, by being careful and unbiased in how it's done. And yet all the tranny coddling anti discrimnation bullshit requires and protects literal PERJURY. Ya know: LYING. That pooner lawyer is a walking perjury. FFS.

 

[weirdwound]

Comedian Pooner is funny for a different reason (she pooned)

She's at the VT Comedy Club for 2 days go smell/see her now!
She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

More info on her: She was named Rhea Butcher and was married to comedienne Carmen Esposito and had a seeso tv show called Take My Wife

 

[BerserkKing99]

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I never understood why they use that flag? why is there brown and black on the flag? most blacks aren't even fucking gay and commit the most homophobic hate attacks out of every other race. well guess this just proves that pooners will always still be nigger loving basic white bitches in the end, even when they cut their tits off.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

"There's absolutely nothing punk about being a terf"

Everyone knows the most punk thing you can do is align yourself culturally with the polar opposite of the working class and gladly submit yourself to the pharmaceutical and insurance industries as a patient for life enthusiastically hooked on pills until you die. Nothing more punk than standing side by side with a Harvard gender studies professor who has never picked up something heavy in their life, a middle manager with a Soylent subscription, and a big pharma salesman in a suit as you cheer on Kamala Harris.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Everything I've heard about the Roma Gypsies suggests they are the niggers of Europe, universally despised for being amoral thieving scum that have a reputation for stealing everything that isn't welded to the deck, including peoples children, when they're not teaching their own to be pickpockets. I don't know how one managed to become a lawyer, but if she gets business from her family she'll likely never be short of work.

She is not a Gypsy, guaranteed. Her paternal grandmother was a Hungarian immigrant, with a well-established Magyar surname and affiliations within the upper midwest Hungarian community. Regrettably, there are some Hungarians who are basically equivalent to wiggers- because Gypsies are associated with being musical and daring and tough, wearing their skin gives you "street cred." That's obviously what she's doing. She doesn't have Gypsy features at all and her family is all gainfully employed and looks pretty normal.

Comedian Pooner is funny for a different reason (she pooned)
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She's at the VT Comedy Club for 2 days go smell/see her now!
She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

More info on her: She was named Rhea Butcher and was married to comedienne Carmen Esposito and had a seeso tv show called Take My Wife

From dour stone-faced lesbian to skinnyfat nebbish- we can call this one an even exchange.

 

[Constellationzero]

Comedian Pooner is funny for a different reason (she pooned)
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She's at the VT Comedy Club for 2 days go smell/see her now!
She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

More info on her: She was named Rhea Butcher and was married to comedienne Carmen Esposito and had a seeso tv show called Take My Wife

That thing on the left looks exactly like my high school gym teacher. Coincidentally also like the high school teacher troon that ended up ax murdering two lesbians and their adopted son to death.

 

[Fapcop]

Found another lil’ dood success story!



Oh? Well surely the replies are full of lil’ doods talking about arm wrestling, and bonding over wood shop, and rando wrestling matches, right?



Oh… Lil’ doods, you gotta get out there man!

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Yeah she's got a really weird creepy stare. I don't know if she's legit violently psychotic or she's just trying to put on a "tough manly expression" but she has seriously deranged eyes.

It would be tempting to put it down to simply being an act, like the short guy who always has to be the most aggressive jackass in the room, but I think she has genuine violence simmering behind her eyes.

most blacks aren't even fucking gay

Most niggers have been to prison and they definitely weren't celibate while there.

Coincidentally also like the high school teacher troon that ended up ax murdering two lesbians and their adopted son to death.

Probably the least traumatic thing to happen to that poor kid.

@Fapcop
> "I'm a man"
> "I'm afraid of men"

Hilarious. It's so obvious she knows men will never see her as anything other than a woman but, hey, Pooner Denial be strong, son.

 

[Paper Machete]

Men and women socialize differently with each other vs. with their same sex friends and that's when they're actually friends and not just getting an in for casual sex or waiting in the wings, as it were. It's pathetic to me at this point that they not only do not realize this but lie to each other about it.

"Most of my close friends are men I have slept with"...yeah, I'm sure they considered you a real "close" friend. You're autistic and have a shallow definition of friendship. Most people do not want to bang their friends, FWB isn't so much a thing as it is "banging a casual acquaintance it'll be easy to cut ties with".

If any young women happen to be reading this: please learn the difference. It's one thing to develop feelings for someone over time, but if someone floats the casual sex thing with you, especially if you haven't known each other for very long, that was their intentions from the start, make your choice about what to do going forward with that awareness.