Concord - robots with pronouns

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PieceofShet said:

Im sure they will learn nothing from it.

"estimated that Concord’s total sales are sitting around 10,000 units on Steam, and around 15,000 on PlayStation
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Weak marketing - That's it, guys, we found the problem. A 300 million budget game needs another 300 million in marketing to succeed.

High price point - We all know games nowadays cost only 10 bucks, 40 dollars obviously is too high of an asking price for a blockbuster quadruple A game.

And lack of distinguishing characteristics - So are you saying having the ugliest motherfuckers in the universe as playable characters are not distinguishable enough?
 
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Sniperwoof said:
Yongyea is on my permanent shitlist for fucking up Yakuza 8, well that game admittedly had a lot of issues but his awful Kiryu voice was the biggest one.
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Can't say I'm a fan of his Pucci either. His voice straight up doesn't fit the character.
 
PieceofShet said:

Im sure they will learn nothing from it.

"estimated that Concord’s total sales are sitting around 10,000 units on Steam, and around 15,000 on PlayStation"
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Raging Capybara said:
Weak marketing - That's it, guys, we found the problem. A 300 million budget game needs another 300 million in marketing to succeed.

High price point - We all know games nowadays cost only 10 bucks, 40 dollars obviously is too high of an asking price for a blockbuster quadruple A game.

And lack of distinguishing characteristics - So are you saying having the ugliest motherfuckers in the universe as playable characters are not distinguishable enough?
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It's criminal that this article consults with many professional analysts on the problem with Concord yet the characters are not even mentioned once, never mind getting to the point of how downright repulsive they are to potential players. No wonder this game got through eight years of development only to immediately crash and burn when these supposed industry experts don't have the savviness or balls to admit that the characters are disastrous to the entire project.

IGN here isn't the only example I've recently seen of this (possibly willful) ignorance either. I was just listening to the newest episode of the podcast for Remap (huge Leftist SJW game journos, formerly VICE Waypoint) to see what excuses they had for Concord, and the only mention the characters got in the thirty-minute segment was Patrick Klepek saying that the characters are not "particularly memorable", adding that many designs "feel very much their core version of them is not that interesting to look at and they become interesting if you get the appropriate skin or customize later on, but on a base level when you're just trying to wrap your head around what they look like, they just don't really pop." Instead, these game journos primarily blame the apparent failure of Concord on the vicious cycle of nobody wanting to get the game because they see how small the player pool is for multiplayer, combined with the likelihood that Sony will kill the game for everyone in a matter of months by shutting down the servers.
 
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Heh
Obstacle said:
I prefer "Grand Wizard".
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MeltyTW said:
To be absolutely fair having 95 percent black people in a game about thieves and criminals is pretty fair demographically to the irl stats
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Very funny post, allow me to ruin it with actual analysis, kekkillme;

Black people don’t play this shit. Niggers and spics play CFB25, Madden, 2K, and COD (and they barely play COD). Blacks don’t touch this weird hero shooter/tactical shooter shit. Mostly because they’re legitimately too stupid to understand them but also because it’s not culturally congruent with them. Do you think Tyrone Agmumbaba is gonna play Tracer in OW2? “Fuck nah nigga, dat shit gay as fuck, nigga.”

With my point made, here’s the question: why do they keep appealing to them in games they are never gonna play?
 
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HermioneGranger said:
Next up from sony are the trashfire, Fairgame$, another woke live service garbage.

Playstation Blog: Introducing Fairgame$, a competitive heist experience coming to PS5 and PC
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Hold on. Hold on the fuck on. Are those people at the end DRESSED UP AS FUCKING MONKIES WHILE ROBBING?

You got to be shitting me. I know I said soyny had coked out hole riddled brains, but how did they miss the obvious thing with that. :story: Someone on the dev team had to be testing to see if anyone would say no to this.
 
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