Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Constellationzero]

Lil' DOOD iz homeless and haz bak probbumzz.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Comedian Pooner is funny for a different reason (she pooned)
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She's at the VT Comedy Club for 2 days go smell/see her now!
She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

More info on her: She was named Rhea Butcher and was married to comedienne Carmen Esposito and had a seeso tv show called Take My Wife

I remember Rhea when she was married to Cameron, and they were the lesbian power couple in comic circles. Was not expecting them to troon out.

Yeah, she lives for xitter. She's up first thing in the morning.
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Bitch, just take your testosterone and fuck off with your insecurity.

 

[FinnSven]

Lil' DOOD iz homeless and haz bak probbumzz.

The pooner immediately admits to being biologically female once tackled by the Cozzers.

How very manly.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Lil' DOOD iz homeless and haz bak probbumzz.

> Commit crime
> Get arrested
> First words out of mouth: "I'm trans", like it's some magic spell that absolves them of all culpability.


I hate these people and they deserve to be exterminated.

 

[Surfin Terf]

There's a whole lot of pain in those eyes. What a miserable existence.

It’s called trans joy, Chud. It’s the kind of thing that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

This chick is a potential lolcow. She is unhinged and has crazy eyes
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It’s absolutely wild when they say shit like this with absolutely no self-awareness. It never fails to stun me, do they really not understand that we do not believe that they changed their sex? Even though I think it’s delusional I can still understand that she believes she’s a man. My belief that she’s a woman is a real belief, just like her belief that I’m a bigot.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Crosspost from the Furry Convention thread:

Holy crap Lois

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There's a whole lot of autism to unpack here.

 

[Blindeye]

I'm calling it now. She's gonna end up killing or seriously injuring someone eventually. The anger in her eyes is incredibly disturbing, like she really wants to hurt people but is only refraining because of the consequences. I don't see that often; only in the mugshots for serious crimes.

She doesn't even notice how fucked up she looks in her Instagram. Best case scenario is that looking like an enraged psycho is her "man" impression.

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Any semblance of a smile never reaches her cold eyes.

I can't get over how this one is a professional lawyer and still dresses like a wigger with the backwards cap and shitty chains, it's really the pooner version of the troons' spinny skirts and socks, they want to be taken seriously as a career man but still have to dress like a 14-year-old or heroin addict

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Regarding Lawyer Pooner: if you saw these eyes staring at you in a bar, you would naturally assume the owner of them was about to physically attack you. If you saw them staring in through your window at night, you'd shoot first and call the cops afterwards.

I agree with @Procrastinhater that she's probably psychotic. Crazed lesbians; many such cases.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

What about pooner?

 

[pink cigarettes]

What about pooner?
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Uh oh you guys, the psychotic woman who thinks she's a man and is ruining her life and body doesn't think we're smart

 

[Aunt Carol]

She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

It's no secret how much ladies like their True Crime; now if she goes on a rampage, she saved them a step.

Coincidentally also like the high school teacher troon that ended up ax murdering two lesbians and their adopted son to death.

You mean... Dana Rivers?


"Rhea" is Greek for "flowing stream/river," as seen in "logorrhea," "diarrhea" and "gonorrhea," so this is actually a version of "Dennis --> Denise" trans name theory. The last name is what spoils it.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

As for the eyes,
how come when I, who is notoriously bad at reading faces and social situations, can still see this pooner's eyes are hauntingly lifeless? I don't even have to see the forearm to tell there is something seriously wrong.

Ok pooner, ok cat.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

 

[Bawbag]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

Saul Poonman
Poony Mason

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Saul Poonman
Poony Mason

Very good.

Perhaps "Sherry Mason"?
Saul Goodma'am?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

Pack McBoy

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ok pooner, ok cat.

If you sewed a neophallus on your girl cat, she'd chew it right off the second she got out of the cone.

 

[MrB]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

Saul NotMan

 

[Brain Power]

As for the eyes,
how come when I, who is notoriously bad at reading faces and social situations, can still see this pooner's eyes are hauntingly lifeless? I don't even have to see the forearm to tell there is something seriously wrong.

That's just the expression of hecking gender euphoria dood, don't be a bigot!

Ok pooner, ok cat.

That cat is not happy of his pooner owner.

 

[Fapcop]

Regarding Lawyer Pooner: if you saw these eyes staring at you in a bar, you would naturally assume the owner of them was about to physically attack you. If you saw them staring in through your window at night, you'd shoot first and call the cops afterwards.
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I agree with @Procrastinhater that she's probably psychotic. Crazed lesbians; many such cases.

It’s interesting how you can look at just the eyes, and immediately know it’s a woman.

Pooners and trannies are up against millions of years of evolution and a brain that’s incredibly good at pattern recognition.

TLDR: YWNBAW/M