Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Constellationzero]

and if not then meeting in person and hearing this frog voiced midget will clear any doubts.

Or asking if she wants to work overtime this week.

 

[SomeSpook]

I'm calling it now. She's gonna end up killing or seriously injuring someone eventually. The anger in her eyes is incredibly disturbing, like she really wants to hurt people but is only refraining because of the consequences. I don't see that often; only in the mugshots for serious crimes.

She doesn't even notice how fucked up she looks in her Instagram. Best case scenario is that looking like an enraged psycho is her "man" impression.

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Any semblance of a smile never reaches her cold eyes

Even with all that testosterone, she’s still a woman. So sad!

 

[behindyourightnow]

I liked how these pooners play into the whole angry cynical character, as if men being outwardly that aggressive isn't a red flag. No one likes those types of men, they only exist in fictional media. It doesn't make you cool. Like who would look at the name "The Pissed Off Lawyer" and want their business? It comes across unstable.

Also even within fictional media, the men like this aren't as aggressive. They counteract that aggression through scripted wittiness and playful banter. Something that when translated into the real world comes across as passive aggressive and condescending.

They are not imitating men, they are imitating a media image of men. Just like male troons are imitating a particular image of women (usually a porn/anime creation).

In photoshoots for male models and bands, men are always scowling at the camera for whatever reason. Pooners see that men scowl at the camera in photos. Therefore, all men scowl, and being a man means scowling. Never mind that men have a range of personalities, and even the same man will usually inhabit a variety of roles and act differently in all of them. Never mind that even men like Hafþór Björnsson:



Will also appear in plenty of pictures looking like this:



The pooner idea of "men" doesn't extent that far, to actual people and their real lives. It's nothing more than a fetishized idea in their head.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Dammit! "The Pooned Out Lawyer". Why didn't I think of that right away?!

 

[BerserkKing99]

Crosspost from the Furry Convention thread:

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There's a whole lot of autism to unpack here.

and to think they could have been perfectly normal tomboy girls instead of chopping their tits off.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

and to think they could have been perfectly normal tomboy girls instead of chopping their tits off.

>girls at the Denfur furry convention being normal
Let's not get too carried away here.

 

[BerserkKing99]

>girls at the Denfur furry convention being normal
Let's not get too carried away here.

to be fair, female furfags aren't the most sexual ones, especially compared to male furfags that usually troon out to MtF and are legit dog fuckers.

 

[goat sneed]

She got some wrinkles and facial hair? That ain't her becoming a man, that's just her "Romani heritage".
But in all seriousness, I don't get why she keeps mentioning the gypo shit. I would put my money on her making it up for minority points though.

Your arm skin being transmogrified into a non-functioning tube of flesh with no sexual or urinary function is not a flex. It is an invitation for the men in white coats to haul your ass away.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

to be fair, female furfags aren't the most sexual ones, especially compared to male furfags that usually troon out to MtF and are legit dog fuckers.

There are some weird female furries like PurpleKecleon, Kittydog, and Katzun. But the furry fandom is mostly dominated by gay/prison gay men. That said, they do disproportionately make up commission artists and fursuit making.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

But in all seriousness, I don't get why she keeps mentioning the gypo shit

Anything to move incrementally up the Victimhood Totem Pole.

 

[goat sneed]

I was just scrolling through LegalTweetz latest roidrage about being blocked by JKR when I came by this stunning individual:



This has to be a motherfucking joke. You can't make this shit up.

 

[weirdwound]

The red dots represent blood clots, I'm sure

 

[Iron Jaguar]

So, in a hilarious bit of Gender Judo, porn starlets are now cashing in on the (apparent) Trans Porn Fad by pretending to be Troons.
Troons Most Affected, naturally.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So, in a hilarious bit of Gender Judo, porn starlets are now cashing in on the (apparent) Trans Porn Fad by pretending to be Troons.
Troons Most Affected, naturally.

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Is this what the Horseshoe Theory looks like...in porn?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Is this what the Horseshoe Theory looks like...in porn?

I guess?

It's just great to see women turning it around on Troons. Even if it is the same old Jews behind it, like all the rest of the porn industry.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Saul Poonman
Poony Mason

Lackcock

 

[pink cigarettes]

I liked how these pooners play into the whole angry cynical character, as if men being outwardly that aggressive isn't a red flag. No one likes those types of men, they only exist in fictional media. It doesn't make you cool. Like who would look at the name "The Pissed Off Lawyer" and want their business? It comes across unstable.

Also even within fictional media, the men like this aren't as aggressive. They counteract that aggression through scripted wittiness and playful banter. Something that when translated into the real world comes across as passive aggressive and condescending.

Seriously. "Pissed off lawyer" as a handle is very female too, just like all the cutesy notebooks, stickers, and water bottles reading "Girls get shit done!" or "Badass woman!" or whatever. If a man had a coffee mug that read "Fierce fucking dude!" I'd assume he was a pooner or incredibly gay lol.

I guess?

It's just great to see women turning it around on Troons. Even if it is the same old Jews behind it, like all the rest of the porn industry.

I've read their chimping out on this and it's like, oh I'm sorry, do MTF troons have a fundamentally different life experience than women? Well well well.

 

[glass_houses]

I was just scrolling through LegalTweetz latest roidrage about being blocked by JKR when I came by this stunning individual:
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This has to be a motherfucking joke. You can't make this shit up.

O,f course, no one cares about Harry Potter anymore... it's a mystery to all why even the smallest, grubiest, clearly-a-money-laundering-front, "corner store" running out of some shady leb's house has Harry Potter shit.

J.K Rowling? Literally who? It's not like she created and owns the fifth largest media franchise in the world or anything!

 

[goat sneed]

So, in a hilarious bit of Gender Judo, porn starlets are now cashing in on the (apparent) Trans Porn Fad by pretending to be Troons.
Troons Most Affected, naturally.

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I guess this is the Biotransgirl meme finally going viral. The contradiction of "woman" being undefined, but "transwoman" being clearly defined, despite the axiom that "transwomen are women".

Those e-thots aren't theoretically far off from pooners. One of their other posts that got viral had them refer to themselves as "boys". Pooners love to shove stuff down their pants, keep presenting feminine and still claim to be male. Funny enough, the biggest tell these couldn't be FtMs is they look presentable, are at a normal weight and (save for the OnlyFans shit) don't have physical signs of mental illness.

I don't think this particular shitfest will inspire much peaking, but it's always fun to see troons (particularly male ones) tangle themselves in their own web of retarded logic.

 

[Iron Jaguar]