These are just the only people left that will associate with him.
I used to listen to Nobody Likes Onions for a very brief period of time earlier this year. I have a lot of windshield time and I work with my hands; I look for “long form” stuff to listen to and at the time (before the Rekieta arrest) I was looking for stuff to learn more about Aaron Amhole.
Nick's entire personality at this point, and certainly the source of his smug satisfaction and sense of superiority, is that he is definitely NOT the things he says he is, yet he constantly finds morons willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's not a worthwhile father, husband, lawyer, streamer, Libertarian, or Christian, these are all verifiable truths, yet he gets off on playing games with people who, even if they don't believe him, react in some way when the truth is revealed. In truth, he is a void where a person should be. It's anyone's guess why that is, maybe the mean streets of Houston irreparably broke a nigga, but there is little you can point to that is definitely him except the word games he concocts and degeneracy they conceal.
To be fair, these people probably don't even know whose dirty laundry is whose. Just picking up whatever from whatever pile in the hallway
Lol, like she wasn't already there.
He definitely needs his own thread. I don't know anything about him either but what little I just saw makes him thread-worthy. I bet there's a heap of shit hidden underneath the "just jokes" facade.
I wouldn't worry if you don't know much about him. I know of at least one person here who is exceptionally good at research and OP writing, and already seems to know a lot about the "Dabbleverse," who might be keen to do it.
Found a clip that I started at some point & forgot I’d taken until a few moments ago. Basically Geno starts with saying Aaron was just bro-sharing one pic with him, not “harassing” the qover. Then he goes on to say cunts (plural) manipulated him, focusing his ire on April for involving him & his banshee Keanu. Seemed pissed at Nick, Our Wife, & Ape for manipulating him & involving him in calling the law into this. Shouts out his boy Anthony Cumia at the end. The whole stream was like this, hope a fully intact copy is uncovered eventually beyond the faggoty great paywall.
It is transparently Nick’s idea to change the tweet.
That’s one of the times he’s said it. I wanna be clear, I might be retarded but I know that he’s made that exact same comment/“joke” about Aaron’s underage daughter more than once.
The one hurdle that I know of when it comes to a fully fleshed out A to Z thread on Patrick Melton is that, just like Mike David (Redbar), there’s at least a decade and a half of content and embarrassing shit to sift through and unfortunately, most of the “juicy stuff” is behind a paywall on Melton’s Nobody Likes Onions website.
As far as I know, he doesn’t even do comedy anymore. He got in on the ground floor of the podcast grift and he basically gave up on standup comedy years and years ago, kind of like Nick Mullen of Cumtown fame.
And Nick is the type of comedian Juju aspires to be. Fat jokes. Pedo jokes. It's the human centipede of shit comedy.
Near as I can tell, that is about the only thing he has to fight against. It is at the heart of any no-jail-time plea deal. Hell, if he gets convicted, odds are he won't get any jail time as a first time offender unless he really Nicks this situation up. Aaron is out there pleaing guilty left and right getting minor slaps on the wrist. They are handing out wrist-slap plea deals like candy in that county.
Nick has to blame his current situation on everyone else but himself. His narcissism won't let him see this as his own damn fault.
3,890 subscribers on youtube. This guy was actually getting paid by Compound Media. 1/3rd of the subscribers Aaron pulls in. This guy is boring as all fuck. His whole bit is sitting around drinking, yelling that HE is The Alpha. I don't see this guy getting a deal from anyone else who is not a complete idiot. He will never be able to grow his audience enough to make money. Being a shitty "comedian" doesn't pay. No wonder Keanu thought she did an amazing job with her youtube channel. They have approximately the same subscriber count. She is almost as good as her boyfriend.
Melton is boring as fuck, painful to listen to, makes way too many "jokes" where the punch line is that he is a pedofile. He has the soyjack face meme. You can try to make a thread covering him. But I don't see people suffering through listening to him.
