Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Here is the cup holder one:

WHAT THE COMPLETE FUCK !?

Found a clip that I started at some point & forgot I’d taken until a few moments ago. Basically Geno starts with saying Aaron was just bro-sharing one pic with him, not “harassing” the qover. Then he goes on to say cunts (plural) manipulated him, focusing his ire on April for involving him & his banshee Keanu. Seemed pissed at Nick, Our Wife, & Ape for manipulating him & involving him in calling the law into this. Shouts out his boy Anthony Cumia at the end. The whole stream was like this, hope a fully intact copy is uncovered eventually beyond the faggoty great paywall.
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Honestly Geno should shit on April more often lol.

 

[Captain Manning]

Melton is boring as fuck, painful to listen to, makes way too many "jokes" where the punch line is that he is a pedofile. He has the soyjack face meme. You can try to make a thread covering him. But I don't see people suffering through listening to him.

Yeah, people felt that way about Aaron before he got his own thread.

Just wait.

 

[TurdThrower]

Yeah, this guy's a real piece of work.

There were a few specific episodes around the “Aaron doesn’t want me to talk about his daughter” “arc” where Melton said some very depraved and degenerate shit like ”using her holes (crotch don’t remember the wording) as a drink holder (cup holder?)”

Originally all I knew of the guy was that he had a hard on for Aaron. Hearing the shit about Aaron's children puts this dude in the creeper category for me. He's like a great value Vito.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Here is the cup holder one:

He has the same slimy physiognomy as Vito.
I'm guessing it's not "just jokes."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

3,890 subscribers on youtube. This guy was actually getting paid by Compound Media. 1/3rd of the subscribers Aaron pulls in. This guy is boring as all fuck. His whole bit is sitting around drinking, yelling that HE is The Alpha. I don't see this guy getting a deal from anyone else who is not a complete idiot. He will never be able to grow his audience enough to make money. Being a shitty "comedian" doesn't pay. No wonder Keanu thought she did an amazing job with her youtube channel. They have approximately the same subscriber count

Kevin Brennan frequently ridicules Geno for what a loser he is. From today:

The bit about “Keanu and her catcher mitt mom” got me. Keanu and Geno (along with Bill Shultz) tried to get KB’s Patreon, YouTube and Twitter accounts yeeted, so he’ll never let it go.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I know Keanu comes from money (her parents own a fireworks company or something), and Geno is dead broke especially after getting booted from Compound media. Conversely, I don’t know if she could find anyone else who’d marry a pencil thin woman with an annoying voice and an onlyfans.

The fireworks company fortune can buy a lot of cat food.

Imagine being such a sick weirdo you stalk and harass the girlfriend of someone you're mad at.

What an absolutely fucked-up crazy cokehead psycho.

Nick's actions start making sense and become easy to predict if you understand that of all his failings, the most important and defining one is that he is the biggest, most cowardly pussy on the planet and that the thing that scares him the most, the thing that makes him shrivel and turn himself into a pissing, shitting, weeping mess are these things called "consequences".

For reference: see how one of the few childhood stories he remembers and still gets visibly mad about concerns the time his teacher took his transformer because he was being retarded, even something where the consequences would be obvious and warranted, something that four decades later you would have forgotten about because it doesn't matter is an ever present memory and everlasting grudge for this loser.

The second biggest failing about Nick is that his impotence spreads faaaaaaaaaaar beyond his whiskey dick, it permeates his every second on this planet in a figurative and literal sense. His Balldo is as spiritual and mental as it is physical.

Following this, it makes sense that he would go hard for people who are unaware of who he is and are softer targets, this is a being so pussified that he is deathly afraid of Aaron 'Steeltoe' Imholte, this is a being so impotent his every attempt at a W is met by an L three times as large.

The irony of ignoring the calls to pull up. I can only imagine how much he wants to take down Null. Probably WAY more than he wants to take down Aaron.

He might want to take down Null more, but Nicky like all Narcs is internally aware of his failings to a terrifyingly accurate degree, his grandiose persona is a defense mechanism of such failings and the reason he will never ever go against a hard target; it can expose his squishy, piss stained interior.

Of course, being such a fuck up as he is, this happens even when he goes after a balding shock-jock cuck with an audience in the dozens.

Edit: Nick, I know how mad you'll get reading this so do me a favor and wear your tard helmet when you Larson yourself, don't want you to end up in an involuntary hold for 72 hours as that would mean 3 days of no content from you, stay safe.

 

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Found a clip that I started at some point & forgot I’d taken until a few moments ago. Basically Geno starts with saying Aaron was just bro-sharing one pic with him, not “harassing” the qover. Then he goes on to say cunts (plural) manipulated him, focusing his ire on April for involving him & his banshee Keanu. Seemed pissed at Nick, Our Wife, & Ape for manipulating him & involving him in calling the law into this. Shouts out his boy Anthony Cumia at the end. The whole stream was like this, hope a fully intact copy is uncovered eventually beyond the faggoty great paywall.
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After how much Aaron went on about going to his buddy Geno's wedding, him getting replaced with WinBy2 is fucking hilarious.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He claims to have been "messaged first", though the screenshots by @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears, at least initially he was following Aaron's new girlfriend but not vice versa. (Of course, in Rekieta word game logic, "she messaged me first" could simply mean "Why did you follow me?")

Note that while Nick Rekieta OPENLY BRAGS about contacting Aaron Imholte's new girlfriend, he has the gall to claim that Aaron discussing his own life as Nick Rekieta's wife's boyfriend hanging out in the Rekieta marital bed is "harassment".

What a peach

 

[BigPeanut]

Is what he’s doing to Aaron legal? Seems like some sort of illegal action or some type of witness intimidation shit. He’s gunning after this dude hard and snitching on him to the cops 24/7, talking shit about him 24/7, saying he would kill him if Aaron tried to confront him physically, and now he’s doxxing and harassing his new girlfriend?

Doing this to anyone would feel borderline illegal, but it seems like it should be quite serious to do it to someone who was a witness and an accessory to many of your crimes. He’s basically saying that he can and will fuck his whole life up if he exposes and more dirty balldos in the closet.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Is what he’s doing to Aaron legal? Seems like some sort of illegal action or some type of witness intimidation shit. He’s gunning after this dude hard and snitching on him to the cops 24/7, talking shit about him 24/7, saying he would kill him if Aaron tried to confront him physically, and now he’s doxxing and harassing his new girlfriend?

Doing this to anyone would feel borderline illegal, but it seems like it should be quite serious to do it to someone who was a witness and an accessory to many of your crimes. He’s basically saying that he can and will fuck his whole life up if he exposes and more dirty balldos in the closet.

I don't know about the legality or ilegality of it, I just know that when you announce to all and sundry; be it either explicitly via a tweet or implicitly by your actions that 'everything is fair game', that the consequences that soon follow are swift, brutal and immensely hilarious for the onlookers.

In short, WE'Z EATIN' CORN GUD THIS SEASON BOYS.

 

[repentance]

And Nick is the type of comedian Juju aspires to be. Fat jokes. Pedo jokes. It's the human centipede of shit comedy.

I'd rather watch Amy Schumer than any of these people.

I feel like Ralph jokes should be in there somewhere.

 

[Fapcop]

Found a clip that I started at some point & forgot I’d taken until a few moments ago. Basically Geno starts with saying Aaron was just bro-sharing one pic with him, not “harassing” the qover. Then he goes on to say cunts (plural) manipulated him, focusing his ire on April for involving him & his banshee Keanu. Seemed pissed at Nick, Our Wife, & Ape for manipulating him & involving him in calling the law into this. Shouts out his boy Anthony Cumia at the end. The whole stream was like this, hope a fully intact copy is uncovered eventually beyond the faggoty great paywall.
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Almost feel bad for him for getting caught up in this faggotry.

Would be max kino if he decides to torpedo the trial by feigning memory loss. I can just picture Nick screaming “OBJECTION!!” And punching himself in the face like a tard, because Geno goes: “Describe the picture? I think it was of Kayla in a dress… Or maybe not. I don’t remember. Was a bit drunk!”

Hey Geno buddy, if you’re reading this: The main reason you’re in this pickle, is because of that twat of a woman you’re marrying. Who buddies up to whores like April. I know, you’re up there, she’s half your age and you’re thinking “I’ll never do better than Keanu!” Well tell ya what. She’s a whore. She will fuck your life up much worse than this.

(As if getting Shangaied into someone else’s bullshit “revenge porn” case isn’t bad enough.)

 

[genericwhitemale]

I would be interested in a Patrick Melton thread, as he's basically an a-log of an a-log. My first exposure to him was a video documentary on Dan Nainan, an infamous comedian who would rely of hacky racial jokes, would lie to bookers by fraudulently claiming to be opening acts for bigger named comedians and would psychotically add other comedians who made fun of him to a Richard Nixon-style enemies list, all of whom would be sent embarrassing emails where he gloats about all the money he's made and calls all of them losers. The documentary can be found here:

https://youtu.be/CB1NXGAZjb8

Melton, still going by his Nobody Likes Onions moniker, managed to get Dan for an interview and brought one of his biggest critics into the call to argue with him. Seemed like a good interview.
Fast forward several years and Rekieta starts hanging out with Aaron. All of us in this thread collectively discover there's a huge community of Steel Toe haters that have been existing right under our noses. I saw Melton's Nobody Likes Onions channel come up in a feed of mine one day and remember him from the Nainan video. Then I see that literally every video he does is talking about Steel Toe (and the occasional ribbing at Mersh, which is funny). He even did some live panel with Dax and Vito the Pedo, and I guess now he's going all in on supporting team Rekieta just because he hates Aaron that much. It's not surprising that he's so Mad at the Internet about Aaron he's willing to name drop his kids in videos, but if he willingly chooses to associate with people like Juju and Pedo then he will get what he fucking deserves.

 

[Major]

Is what he’s doing to Aaron legal? Seems like some sort of illegal action or some type of witness intimidation shit. He’s gunning after this dude hard and snitching on him to the cops 24/7, talking shit about him 24/7, saying he would kill him if Aaron tried to confront him physically, and now he’s doxxing and harassing his new girlfriend?

Doing this to anyone would feel borderline illegal, but it seems like it should be quite serious to do it to someone who was a witness and an accessory to many of your crimes. He’s basically saying that he can and will fuck his whole life up if he exposes and more dirty balldos in the closet.

Could be harassment. Would be hilarious is Aaron applies for a restraining order against old Nicky in return. He's already talking to his friends and given the name of his son.

 

[repentance]

Nick has to blame his current situation on everyone else but himself. His narcissism won't let him see this as his own damn fault.

His narcissism won't let anyone else see this as his own damn fault, either. The effort he's putting into trying to discredit Aaron wouldn't be out of place in a political campaign.

But I don't see people suffering through listening to him.

Do people suffer through entire streams from anyone any more? An hour seems too long from even the more tolerable streamers these days and I think a lot of people just prefer getting the highlights from clippers.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Almost feel bad for him for getting caught up in this faggotry.

Would be max kino if he decides to torpedo the trial by feigning memory loss. I can just picture Nick screaming “OBJECTION!!” And punching himself in the face like a tard, because Geno goes: “Describe the picture? I think it was of Kayla in a dress… Or maybe not. I don’t remember. Was a bit drunk!”

Hey Geno buddy, if you’re reading this: The main reason you’re in this pickle, is because of that twat of a woman you’re marrying. Who buddies up to whores like April. I know, you’re up there, she’s half your age and you’re thinking “I’ll never do better than Keanu!” Well tell ya what. She’s a whore. She will fuck your life up much worse than this.

(As if getting Shangaied into someone else’s bullshit “revenge porn” case isn’t bad enough.)

Is it too late for Geno to go full Frank Pentangeli in Godfather II?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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Found a clip that I started at some point & forgot I’d taken until a few moments ago. Basically Geno starts with saying Aaron was just bro-sharing one pic with him, not “harassing” the qover. Then he goes on to say cunts (plural) manipulated him, focusing his ire on April for involving him & his banshee Keanu. Seemed pissed at Nick, Our Wife, & Ape for manipulating him & involving him in calling the law into this. Shouts out his boy Anthony Cumia at the end. The whole stream was like this, hope a fully intact copy is uncovered eventually beyond the faggoty great paywall.
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If Geno doesn't agree to testify, they can't use what he has said so far in court. Aaron has the right to confront abd question his accusers.

Geno. Call that police lady and say you are not willing to cooperate.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

If Geno doesn't agree to testify, they can't use what he has said so far in court. Aaron has the right to confront abd question his accusers.

Geno. Call that police lady and say you are not willing to cooperate.

If Geno had a spine and genuinely thought the nude was transgressive but harmless behavior he wouldn't have narced to the cops in the first place. He has very little to live for and he's not risking his last ticket to pussy for Aaron.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's not surprising that he's so Mad at the Internet about Aaron he's willing to name drop his kids in videos, but if he willingly chooses to associate with people like Juju and Pedo then he will get what he fucking deserves.

Interesting choice of words. I agree.



(Made in response to somebody propping up Vito in the CG thread).

 

[BigPeanut]

In addition to being friends with Vito Gesualdi, Patrick Melton regularly makes vile "jokes" about Aaron's young children who he talks about regularly by name on his show.

He even has trawled social media to find pictures of Aaron's daughter to put in the YouTube thumbnail of his show. Note: I have blurred the image in the thumbnail before posting here.

Melton also put her full name in the description (presumably so that his videos pop up when somebody searches for her name)

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This is what Melton had to say for himself at the time:

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And in the comments section:

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For Melton's latest show, Nick Rekieta was in Melton's chat for hours and Melton asked Rekieta to give commentary on Aaron's children.

(Should be timestamped for 2:25:00)

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Cuck jewfagieta is co-signing this. So no crying from him allowed when Aaron or someone decides to go after his children!