Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @nero - Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics, Probably a Fed

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

It says no in-vitro but what about jerking it to gay porn into a cup and turkey basting it in? Does that count as an affront to god?

 

[Farsided]

It says no in-vitro but what about jerking it to gay porn into a cup and turkey basting it in? Does that count as an affront to god?

Anything involving these two is an affront to God.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

"You cannot rape -"

If I didn't know America First's proclivities I would've said that's a rule that really doesn't need to be specified.

Might as well throw in another rule: "no child brides." That one falls under rape and "methods loathsome to God", but just in case.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Milo will finally get Nick to come out of the closet officially -- that's the gambit.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

Q: how do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A: put shit in her pussy!

*rimshot*

this is the worst joke I've read this year.

 

[FinnSven]

I think the only way either one of them will win this is if one of them fucks a black guy who promptly farts in Niki Robinson’s vagina.

Provided they can stop Fatrick Tomlinson from murdering his wife and the kid once she gives birth, they are golden.

Fatrick won’t even put in a custody claim.

 

[Farmer Jon]

30 reactions and I draw what Nick and Milo plan on doing before agreeing to the baby-off

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

I cannot fucking fathom any resulting children's existential agony upon learning that his father only sired him to win such a retarded contest. It'd be preferable to learn your parents only had you for the tax break.

 

[FinnSven]

this is the worst joke I've read this year.

But at least now you know why your husband puts shit in your pussy.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This is why I don't like self-hating homosexuals, conversion therapy, or the idea of stuffing the faggots back in the closet. The slippery-slope is absolutely real, but at the same time there's something I noticed back when I was in social justice online circles and reading queer biographies: it was very common that once the queer came out in college and wrote back home, it came to light that the reason their parents fought all the time and they had to move towns every couple years is because good old dad was fucking teenage boys in the local movie theater. Very rarely it was mommy's very close friend was actually her lesbian partner, but the vast majority had this weird congruency where dad was gay but married some poor woman, had a bunch of kids, and just couldn't stop fucking teenagers in the local movie theater.

This is an oddly specific story. Anything you want to tell us about Dad?

 

[Drip Torch]

"You cannot rape -"

If I didn't know America First's proclivities I would've said that's a rule that really doesn't need to be specified.

Might as well throw in another rule: "no child brides." That one falls under rape and "methods loathsome to God", but just in case

Just wait till the religious larpers claim that rape and child sex isn't prohibited because those aren't explicitly forbidden by the Bible.
Maybe it's just the translation I have but if anyone can prove me wrong, please do.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

This is an oddly specific story. Anything you want to tell us about Dad?

Yes, I am most definitely turbo dyke Alison Bechdel and wrote a whole comic about my fucked up family that cumulated in my closeted gay dad offing himself a month after I came out. Or maybe I'm Moira Greyland and got super mega molested by my infamous gay pedophile dad, lesbian mom, and my mom's girlfriend. Or maybe I'm the man Alan Bounville himself and created a whole interactive "theater" experience where I got a bunch of gays to have sex while reenacting the extremely esoteric and obscure practise of "cruising" in the local park, public toilets, and movie theater that is not at all a hallmark of degenerate gay culture. Ya figured me out buddy, congratulations!

 

[Dromedary]

Kind of a hilarious fag-off. "Breed!" They're both homosexuals but that's okay.
I love how Milo talked about his black husband for years and there's zero evidence this person ever existed. No photos, no identifying details, no nothing.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

is there a greater hell then being a gay competition baby born purely to help two homosexuals spite one another?

 

[Haramburger]

Did we get any rules clarifications or errata regarding abortions, miscarriages, stillbirth or tardbabies? These all-star males are still beholden to their middling female teammates.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

this is the worst joke I've read this year.

Who's joking? Put that smushy-gushy poopy in that sloppy sloopy vajoojy

 

[Evilronald]

It says no in-vitro but what about jerking it to gay porn into a cup and turkey basting it in? Does that count as an affront to god?

I think PI would be acceptable? So jerk off until they’re close then push it inside so technically it’s from penetrative sex? It’s a common strategy by lesbians and infertile couples to get the effectiveness of natural insemination without actually having sex.

 

[Nate Higgers]

There was one sucker who followed Nick’s propaganda. I believe Nick was at his wedding. Nick fired him/ he left in 2021 while expecting baby #2 with his wife. He stood out because I think he was the only AF groyper I can recall who was a married guy with kids in Nick inner circle.

Yeah I don’t remember his full name but he was interviewed (twice, I think) by Kino Casino/Andy and PPP. This guy named Simon. The guy was dropping the inside dirt about how much AF was operating off the backs of what was basically unpaid intern labor; I think this guy even mentioned he was basically making minimum wage if not less (something like $20k/yr)

Here’s a link to the interview he did with Andy, PPP, Jaden McNeil, and Metokur:

 

[Law]

Got evidence?
I'm inclined to believe it, because like fucking nearly every Neo-Nazi I've met has gone down this homosexual pipeline for some ungodly reason. (I do blame Nick) But, I need a bit more evidence about the originals.

Ernst Rohm was outed by anti-Nazis in the 30s. He was very well known in the gay Berlin club scene and joined a gay rights organization. Ironically, this made him the first known homosexual politician.
There's also evidence that all the Nazis knew he was gay and chose him so that they could control him by holding the threat of outing him over his head.
There were gay dudes in the party but they were pretty rare. The idea that gay guys were super numerous in the party or that Hitler was gay was a myth circulated by anti-Nazis.

Q: how do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A: put shit in her pussy!

*rimshot*

This joke was funnier before straight men decided that they were collectively obsessed with anal.

 

[TheTourist]

Milo is turning 40 in like a month. This is an obvious, and hilarious, midlife crisis.
Time waits for no man, Milo, and if you have children but no grandchildren then genetically it's like you never existed.

You're suppose to buy a sports car, start taking tren, or buy a fucking gun or something. What do people like Milo do when the mid-life crisis starts to shake them?