Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Syikeblade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/sb35m46Uni

I just love how the comments are calling the guy a homophobe for not coming out as gay dating a pooner
Update: Late but turns out their right

 

[and I must scream]

POONER “BOYFRIEND” UPDATE!!!

Remember this lil’ dood?
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I believe it was posted a few weeks ago. Pooner has a sneaky suspicion her “bf” doesn’t see her as a man. (She doesn’t pass but doesn’t care tee-hee! She likes being a man in feminine clothing and dresses! Sometimes they’re even read as a “straight” couple which is icky and eww!)

Anyways, we have an update. And it’s NOT good.

Fellow Kiwis, it turns out that…

HER BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN MISGENDERING HER (GASP!) BEHIND HER BACK!!!

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Pay F for sympathy and all that! Pour out one for our lil dood who really feels like crying rn but has been bravely holding it together and doesn’t know what to do.

Doesn't want to take T, doesn't want to look masculine... What's wrong with just being a woman? We have a full generation of teenage girls and women believe in the most regressive streotypes about women ever, and we are supposed to think this is progressive.

Reading through the comments...

I'm disabled and autistic

But of course. Aren't they all? What is her disability, I wonder? Being autistic? Having anxiety? To be honest though, she does sounds very naive. Maybe she is highly functioning autistic.

 

[glitterglue]

Doesn't want to take T, doesn't want to look masculine... What's wrong with just being a woman? We have a full generation of teenage girls and women believe in the most regressive streotypes about women ever, and we are supposed to think this is progressive.

My guess is some kind of severe fujoshi disorder.

I had a friend like this. Wanted to be a sm0l gay boy. No t, no beard ect. Only wanted gay guys, like the really faggy, catty ones.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

POONER “BOYFRIEND” UPDATE!!!

Remember this lil’ dood?
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I believe it was posted a few weeks ago. Pooner has a sneaky suspicion her “bf” doesn’t see her as a man. (She doesn’t pass but doesn’t care tee-hee! She likes being a man in feminine clothing and dresses! Sometimes they’re even read as a “straight” couple which is icky and eww!)

Anyways, we have an update. And it’s NOT good.

Fellow Kiwis, it turns out that…

HER BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN MISGENDERING HER (GASP!) BEHIND HER BACK!!!

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Pay F for sympathy and all that! Pour out one for our lil dood who really feels like crying rn but has been bravely holding it together and doesn’t know what to do.

Edit: Also: Begrudging respect to lil’ doods fellow pooner “bf”. Pretending to play along with your crazy gf’s “uWu I’m ACKSHUALLY a man!” Nonsense, while misgendering her behind her back is unironically a very male brained, masc thing to do. 10/10 LARP!

So this is a straight woman dating a butch lesbian? Lmao what a mess. The "bf" knows that her only options are self hating lesbians or non passing TIFs while Aiden wants a true and honest man but settles for another TIF.

 

[Fapcop]

So this is a straight woman dating a butch lesbian? Lmao what a mess. The "bf" knows that her only options are self hating lesbians or non passing TIFs while Aiden wants a true and honest man but settles for another TIF.

I’m sure the comments are going to be a real lulz-mine since its Reddit and nobody can say anything honest or useful, but have to be extra retarded and write stuff like: “sounds like your boyfriend have some internal homophobia and is afraid of societal judgment of men loving other men!”

Or:

“Of course men can be feminine and wear dresses and makeup! Don’t let your gross boyfriend bring you down!”

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

This is the first tranny I've seen kinda sorta accomplish their goals. If you imagine away the zippertits, her gut totally passes for that of some middle aged fat fuck. All that's left to complete the Archybot impression is some T-boosted hair growth and a snapchat caption that says "Daddy is ready".

Well fatties always look like genderless blobs.

But you can see how short she is by looking at the bed behind her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just join Scientology then? They even mention them explicitly. The whole point of that cult is ”psychiatry sucks, give us your money instead”.

Found the problem. I bet there's a high-level Scientology email chain discussing whether they should tweak doctrine to attract IT autist troons with their Funko and FFS money, or whether it's worth losing that to keep the low-performing e-beggars away.

On the one hand they could easily pull the "psychiatry is gatekeeping; you're not your meat body you're Thetans anyway;" on the other hand, why enter the rainbow minefield if there's no pot of gold at the end?

TD is irreversible so… bummer, I guess.

I seen't people do well with valbenazine, usually used for Huntington's. But yeah, pharmacological treatment of mental conditions comes at a steep price, sometimes... I wonder if she knows about any other lifelong medication regimens for behavioral health that come with severe side effects.

Aidens will always have an easier time passing as men (at least at first glance) honestly. Just be far or a little chubby, grow beard, let the male pattern baldness take over, dress in stereotypical men's clothes, and voila.

You ever look at shots of background extras in costume movies, like hordes of zombies or Klingons or orcs? The ones in front get a lot of doing up; the guys in back have a pull-on beard and dreads, an untailored tunic and a spray of body makeup, but they stay in the back and don't get a close-up.

That's how a pooner passes: STFU and don't call attention to herself. The dress-and-beard ones and the ones reenacting their trauma with e-thotting are doing it wrong, but they never wanted to "pass" in the first place.

 

[Paper Machete]

I mean, to be fair, it's likely just easier for the butch tif to not have to explain why her girlfriend is a female dressing femininely but somehow a man for some reason than to just go with what most people see and understand (the truth, lol). I'm not sure what's so shocking about that even when it's t4t.

 

[TismFarmer]

Not really a Tranny L, more like his Mother. Although this 'Bella' supposedly was super happy with his SRS results.
I guess it's 41% since there's going to be an enquiry into the death.
Apparently this 'Bella' had green hair if that helps identify her...

 

[monstrous bubo]

Not really a Tranny L, more like his Mother. Although this 'Bella' supposedly was super happy with his SRS results.
I guess it's 41% since there's going to be an enquiry into the death.

This has been discussed over in the SRS thread, along with more information starting here. The mother has BPD, to no-one’s surprise, and the kid was only 20 and never really stood a chance.

 

[weirdwound]

 

[Sean Andalou]

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I suppose this is self deprecating tranny humor?

 

[weirdwound]

Lissa is just a double asshole, his pain and misfortune makes me a little happier inside.

 

[The News Crews]

Apologies if late

 

[Vampirella]

Apologies if late

Girls happen at about the 20th week in pregnancy, he missed the boat a bit.

 

[Chudmaxxing]

She’s 19 and from New Zealand, and aside from her other incredibly feminine posts we find this gem:

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Well, good to know that some trannies are self aware. All they end up becoming is a mockery of the opposite gender

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That’s the cool thing, “girl” never happens! You will always be a man, no matter what you do to try to become a women that one single fact doesn’t change. Pumping yourself full of estrogen will never change your chromosomes, or make you grow a womb and some ovaries. You will never be a woman

 

[Aunt Carol]

Skill issue.

If he's having trouble reducing his prolapsed stoma, he can try ice (in a towel) or pouring granulated sugar on it to shrink the tissue and make it easier to stuff back in. You have to do this from a lying position or you're working against your own abdominal muscles.

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

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He's always had it hard calling me by he/him. He just called me by they/them. Then I changed my name, and once again, he wouldn't accept it. Till now, 4 years after I have come out, he saves me as "Ray formaly know as deadname" and finally, a few days ago my therapist told me he asked her specifically not to write me as ray on a document. He asked her to write it "deadname (ray)". I confronted him today and he ignored me. I'm so tired of this. I hate that he just can't see me as who I want to be and litteraly who I am. Im not sure what will finally convince him I'm a man. After top surgery? After testosterone? He's the one person I crave validation from and he just doesn't understand that.

"I'm not sure what will finally convince him I'm a man."

Nothing. The answer is nothing. Your exogenous hormone injections and tit choppings have the ability to change your body, but they cannot change the perceptions of others. If he does not view you as a man after 4 years, then what on Earth would be different about a hysterectomy or whatever? As though dangling your bloody excised uterus over his head would be the lightbulb moment for him and gender ideology. It will only serve to alienate him further, you must know this.

They want to hold everyone hostage, right down to their parents. "I'LL CUT THEM OFF, I'LL FUKEN DO IT JUST YOU WATCH." You can continue to play dress up and live and let live, since he seems to be taking a mostly passive "wait it out" approach. Or you can cut him out for being "toxic" and go your own way; at least doing so would be an approximation of the self-determinative masculine sense of self that you claim to possess. But you can't force him to do a single goddamn thing.

"He's the one person I crave validation from and he just doesn't understand that." Of course he understands that, what the fuck are you talking about? Who better than your father, the first foremost man in your life, to affirm your mahood. Actual fathers and sons have exactly the sort of coming-of-age acknowledgement that she's looking for, whether tacit or explict. His answer is not "I'm confused"; it's a firm "nah, stop being a retard." You'd do well to listen, lil poon.

 

[Fapcop]

Skill issue.

If he's having trouble reducing his prolapsed stoma, he can try ice (in a towel) or pouring granulated sugar on it to shrink the tissue and make it easier to stuff back in. You have to do this from a lying position or you're working against your own abdominal muscles.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?

"He's the one person I crave validation from and he just doesn't understand that." Of course he understands that, what the fuck are you talking about? Who better than your father, the first foremost man in your life, to affirm your mahood. Actual fathers and sons have exactly the sort of coming-of-age acknowledgement that she's looking for, whether tacit or explict. His answer is not "I'm confused"; it's a firm "nah, stop being a retard." You'd do well to listen, lil poon.

As always, pooners and trannies show zero empathy.

Her father likely thought of her as his little girl all his life, thought about becoming a grandfather, walking her down the aisle. And instead of that, his little girl is demanding to be called Ray and wants to cut off her breasts. And as if that wasn’t bad enough already, lil’ pooner also demands he ignores reality and plays along.

Fuck that.

"He's the one person I crave validation from and he just doesn't understand that." Of course he understands that, what the fuck are you talking about? Who better than your father, the first foremost man in your life, to affirm your mahood. Actual fathers and sons have exactly the sort of coming-of-age acknowledgement that she's looking for, whether tacit or explict. His answer is not "I'm confused"; it's a firm "nah, stop being a retard." You'd do well to listen, lil poon.

As always, pooners and trannies show zero empathy.

Her father likely thought of her as his little girl all his life, thought about becoming a grandfather, walking her down the aisle. And instead of that, his little girl is demanding to be called Ray and wants to cut off her breasts. And as if that wasn’t bad enough already, lil’ pooner also demands he ignores reality and plays along.

Fuck that.

approximation of the self-determinative masculine sense of self that you claim to possess.

Disagree. Hysterical door slamming and exclamations of “I don’t have a father!” would be a very womanly thing to do.

The masculine way out here, would be to acknowledge that you can’t force people to do what you want and accept it.

Great post regardless!

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

Disagree. Hysterical door slamming and exclamations of “I don’t have a father!” would be a very womanly thing to do.

The masculine way out here, would be to acknowledge that you can’t force people to do what you want and accept it.

Yeah, I'd agree that in her case it would probably come with hysterics that are quite far from manly. He doesn't sound like he's on the verge of kicking her out or disowning her or whatever, so her disowning him would be a childish "fuck you." Trans communities just reframe it as "ridding yourself of toxicity." Crazy how everyone who disagrees with you is coincidentally toxic.

I guess I just mean it in the sense that if you come to an impasse, then skip the feet stamping and demands when you're (presumably) living under his roof. If the state of affairs is intolerable, then go. Get some distance. In the best of cases it would give some much needed perspective and she'd see what he is trying to do for her, and appreciate the way that he seems to care enough to try to gently correct her. But independent living for someone like this (who is already considering top surgery as a coercive measure) seems more likely to just accelerate the spiral of delusion.

Poor dad probably hopes she sticks around just so he can keep a finger on the pulse.