Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[ibeatmywife]

It's funny because I have also been watching JM pretty consistently for around a year now and I thought she sounded pretty normal in her livestream when I tuned in around 4:30am I expected her to sound erratic and paranoid but to me she seemed normal

 

[Molly Millions]

JM us talking about unusual things so it is expected for her to sound unusual.

If their phones really are getting hacked then that is remarkable. I don't think I've encountered a lolcow that was able to do such a thing.

I'm wondering if Messica has received any official communications from Apple regarding her property being altered by unauthorized users? We need proof not out of doubt but because this will become an important piece of the puzzle if it can be confirmed.

 

[anliteralidiot]

If their phones really are getting hacked then that is remarkable. I don't think I've encountered a lolcow that was able to do such a thing.

If she clicked a bad link from her discord or something, it makes sense. Like, Hurlworld has ties to the Bodega, and they're batshit crazy. Marty is also involved, and while he's technically incompetent, he has fans who are batshit crazy, and willing to work for him.

Someone really doesn't this hoe talking about the situation.

 

[FatalTater]

If JM took meth or coke, she'd sound normal af. She has ADHD. The addiction she's dealt with was alcohol which, for whatever misguided reason, ADHDers have a tendency to self medicate with. Legal meth would do her good.
I'm hoping Marty strokes out soon. He's fucking up the entertainment.

Alcohol slows you down? Or at least it makes you feel slow?

Unmedicated ADHD is stressful, I think they use alcohol to calm down but it doesn't actually slow the brain, just takes the edge off the stress.
Adderall practically is meth, just one absorbs into the brain more quickly than the other.

 

[Your Landlord]

Ironically, I've read that smoking helps. Something about nicotine helps, and having a semi-regular break from the work does, too.

It helps until you're at 2 packs a day. Same with the booze; tolerance is an asshole.
The holy trinity of ADHD is nicotine/booze/weed.

 

[Crab Latte]

"I'd love to kill myself, and I'd dedicate it to him. Not because of his trolles, because of how he treated me - I would love for him to live with that for the rest of his life. I would love it. And I would hope he would either get better, for the sake of people that care about him, or that he would kill himself."

- Jessica Anne Boyle, 2024

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[lottalove]

"I'd love to kill myself, and I'd dedicate it to him. Not because of his trolles, because of how he treated me - I would love for him to live with that for the rest of his life. I would love it. And I would hope he would either get better, for the sake of people that care about him, or that he would kill himself."

- Jessica Anne Boyle, 2024
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True love, right there.
Who is she talking to, what is the context, if you know @Crab Latte ?

ETA I guess, she is at the stage of "working through her emotions and realizing the breakup" now.
At least I hope so and that he isn't phased by her intense stage of crazy.
Which some autism could be useful for.

 

[Crab Latte]

True love, right there.
Who is she talking to, what is the context, if you know @Crab Latte ?

I'm not sure, but it's supposed to be some rando. It was presented to me with no context, but that it's recent and about the current state of things.

 

[Molly Millions]

"I'd love to kill myself, and I'd dedicate it to him. Not because of his trolles, because of how he treated me - I would love for him to live with that for the rest of his life. I would love it. And I would hope he would either get better, for the sake of people that care about him, or that he would kill himself."

- Jessica Anne Boyle, 2024

Are you ready for some monday night football

 

[lottalove]

Meanwhile, in Virginia Beach, Virginia:

Text: "Guy just complimented my shirt. Something Josh could hardly do, but I could for him. Been getting honks too, oh well...his loss because he'd rather cater to his trolls"

 

[ParasiteSteve]

"I'd love to kill myself, and I'd dedicate it to him. Not because of his trolles, because of how he treated me - I would love for him to live with that for the rest of his life. I would love it. And I would hope he would either get better, for the sake of people that care about him, or that he would kill himself."

To be fair, Cobra also wanted to kill himself and have his father come across his corpse and be devastated about it. They are more alike than either would be comfortable, admitting.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

"I'd love to kill myself, and I'd dedicate it to him. Not because of his trolles, because of how he treated me - I would love for him to live with that for the rest of his life. I would love it. And I would hope he would either get better, for the sake of people that care about him, or that he would kill himself."

- Jessica Anne Boyle, 2024
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what is it about bjork fans and killing themselves? also lets be honest if she did kill herself cobes would just talk about how crazy she was and then find a way to relate it to ozzy fans doing crazy shit to try and prove they are his biggest fans. then follow it up with suicide being for pussys and sickos.

now if she did it right in front of him or some shit that might shake him but i dont see any reality where her killing herself would make cobes do it as well.

Meanwhile, in Virginia Beach, Virginia:

Text: "Guy just complimented my shirt. Something Josh could hardly do, but I could for him. Been getting honks too, oh well...his loss because he'd rather cater to his trolls"
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i doubt this happened but if she was getting honked at its most likely because she looks just as odd as she did in that one picture of her at the airport. i guess we are in the trying to cope and make josh jealous phase. maybe she can find herself a new victim to latch onto.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Meanwhile, in Virginia Beach, Virginia:

Text: "Guy just complimented my shirt. Something Josh could hardly do, but I could for him. Been getting honks too, oh well...his loss because he'd rather cater to his trolls"
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"I could for him." Bitch what?
He ain't catering to anyone but himself, because he's the king.

 

[Blue Roses]

I've listened to JM very consistently throughout this year. Her most recent rumble live stream left me thinking she might have been high. She was straight up paranoid, rambling and obsessing over minor details about vids and photos, very disorganized, scatter brained and repetitive. She had difficulty finishing her thoughts and finding her words. She sounded low key manic, constantly jumping from one thought to another. The vibe felt so different from her usual streams, and she was going strong through the wee small hours of the morning.

Reminded me of my coked out all-nighters in my 20s.

Late but Messica most certainly has some combo cluster B traits and other mental health, uh, issues aside from her ADHD and prior substance use. She's entertaining so they're easier to overlook but not hard to guess at if you've watched or listened to her for longer than the NAL era. Back when she was living in her subsidized housing and drinking and using whatever other substances she would act out on stream all the time. She's been making unforced life choice errors for years if not decades including how she lost that housing and getting kicked out of sober living. At some point she pivoted to religion for her sobriety which may have been influenced by living with her jesus freak of a mother who's hard of hearing and blasts religious sermons/talk radio type ranting all night long (you can hear in the background of her current streams).; that shit was being played in her house since she was a kid (she has said) and could only worsen her paranoia which she's also displayed for years. She has admitted to being a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist who believes in demons and lizard people, but she won't reveal all the truly crazy shit she's into because she knows how batshit it makes her sounds. She's also an insomniac which doesn't help and is probably made worse in that house with the constant background noise about God. lol.

tldr: Messica is entertaining but a lowkey paranoid, maybe delusional cow who keeps her crazy in check until she's stressed out or sleep deprived/bolth

 

[Ollie Beach]

Meanwhile, in Virginia Beach, Virginia:

Text: "Guy just complimented my shirt. Something Josh could hardly do, but I could for him. Been getting honks too, oh well...his loss because he'd rather cater to his trolls"
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The honks are because she's in the way.

 

[JanitorJoe]

she's on a psycho blocking spree and lying on IG live as of current. account is back up and public

 

[anliteralidiot]

She's up and yapping on the insta!

https://www.instagram.com/nakedandlaughing/?hl=bg

 

[Moddy Poddy8]

she's on a psycho blocking spree and lying on IG live as of current. account is back up and public

I got blocked . No one is snipping either

 

[Molly Millions]

Hopefully HRH uploads it because I'm not going on IG

 

[ibeatmywife]

She randomly blocked me on IG but apparently she isn't raging people saying she's being boring and talking about buying a house in casper (has nothing to do with cobes ofc)