Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Terrorist]

Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.

View attachment 6424244
View attachment 6424245

$33.49 is a bit steep for t-shirt, but you’d be a fool not to take advantage of that dank discount.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Part 2 & 3

HAHAHA YETH

 

[Slim Boglim]

God dammit, the "design details" for his products are killing me.

Cobes t-shirts are the funniest thing he does. A lot of them are genuinely insane or look like post-ironic memes which makes it even funnier because you know he genuinely thinks it’s awesome. I was so mati when retards kept mass reporting his teespring and shit and got it shut down. Thank god for customize girl being the sketchiest weirdest random website. You want another laugh go look at the other stores hosted on the website and go down the list until you get to cobras incredibly out of place antics

the sounds in this one are insane...

I imagine how he sounds here eating Wendy’s is how he sounds when he’s eating Wendy’s gnomesayin? Hehehehe yeessssssth

 

[JarJar Stinks]

Big difference though. Andy's sister was renting out that space to her before Andy got involved with that debacle, correct?

There is no difference. I said if Jessica becomes a squatter like Mary.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Even if Clint gets a restraining order, doesn't the boy engaging with her nullify it?

All she had to do last time was show up with some booze and the baconatussy and he let her in.

Pretty difficult to argue you need somebody away from you for your own personal safety when you invite her in to fuck for several days and send her chocolate beer afterwards.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Even if Clint gets a restraining order, doesn't the boy engaging with her nullify it?

All she had to do last time was show up with some booze and the baconatussy and he let her in.

Pretty difficult to argue you need somebody away from you for your own personal safety when you invite her in to fuck for several days and send her chocolate beer afterwards.

She's talking about going back and moving there, though. She keeps saying it's not because of Cobes, but we know she's lying. And he hasn't mentioned her since the chocolate beer. He's been free of her boghaggery, and living the good life.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Boy is a drunk, if you need to fist the feces, buy The Boy a beer. Giving a retard drugs is like giving them to a dog or a child (cough Nick Rekeita cough), its never with good intentions.

Giving retards free samples to get hooked is standard business practice.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's been free of her boghaggery, and living the good life.

Until she shows up crying about her impending self-imposed homelessness again.

 

[Fortyone]

View attachment 6424014

Maybe his most intense apple grip so far

 

['Ole Dente]

I still find it hilarious that an argument that ended with almost a shotgun suicide was started because he fucking NUTTED IN HER HAIR.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I still find it hilarious that an argument that ended with almost a shotgun suicide was started because he fucking NUTTED IN HER HAIR.

ACSHUALLY IT WAS ON HER CLEAN JEFFREE STAR (sicko) SHIRT AND PANTS AFTER SHE SHOWERED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DAYS EVEN THOUGH NOTHING APPEARED TO BE PREVENTING HER FROM SHOWERING AND SHE COULD'VE AIMED HIS DICK LITERALLY ANYWHERE ONCE SHE WAS DONE JACKING IT, TROLE

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

ACSHUALLY IT WAS ON HER CLEAN JEFFREE STAR (sicko) SHIRT AND PANTS AFTER SHE SHOWERED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DAYS EVEN THOUGH NOTHING APPEARED TO BE PREVENTING HER FROM SHOWERING AND SHE COULD'VE AIMED HIS DICK LITERALLY ANYWHERE ONCE SHE WAS DONE JACKING IT, TROLE

The sixth and fatal shot—frame 420—takes Jessica in the head from the front. This is the key shot. The hair going back to her left. Shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the sound from the wet and juicy. Again... back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Even if Clint gets a restraining order, doesn't the boy engaging with her nullify it?

All she had to do last time was show up with some booze and the baconatussy and he let her in.

Pretty difficult to argue you need somebody away from you for your own personal safety when you invite her in to fuck for several days and send her chocolate beer afterwards.

That's an interesting question. Can the court issue a restraining order while taking Cobes inability to make good decisions into account? Can Clint argue that Cobes diminished intellect means that Cobes won't act in his own best interest? Where is one of those handy lawyer kiwis?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I still find it hilarious that an argument that ended with almost a shotgun suicide was started because he fucking NUTTED IN HER HAIR.

Listening to that call is confusing, because she blames him spilling a drink on her and him cumming on her shirt. What came first?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Even if Clint gets a restraining order, doesn't the boy engaging with her nullify it?

I think she would still be bound by its conditions irrespective of whether or not Cobra engages with her. Not enough information to say much for sure.

In these cases the offense you're committing isn't contacting that person, it's violating the no-contact stipulation of the order.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

What if clint ordered cobes to be restrained in a group home

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

What if clint ordered cobes to be restrained in a group home

Would he be a bad father?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What if clint ordered cobes to be restrained in a group home

What if KFC brought back the Double Down for a limited time while Cobra's in the group home?

 

[ibeatmywife]

What if clint ordered cobes to be restrained in a group home

Cobes actually sent clint to the group home for taking away the double down

 

[Umaibae]

Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.

View attachment 6424244
View attachment 6424245

Fuck, which is better: “Rock In Roll” or “Smoke Weed, Drink Mead”?