Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

Cobra out here drunk, licking wands and talking about them vibrating.

I think Warlord rubbed off on him in some strange ways.

 

[Giant Machine]

It's Severus Snape time on the stream!

 

[Mushroom King]

Here's a video of Cobes potentially going to vomit. He kicks over an aluminum tray of food? Then escapes to purge? Speculation. Notice the rapid head turning, the eyes that imply he's thinking 'I'm THIS drunk??' He's visibly struggling to keep it down, I think it's Mountain Dew and Gentleman Crow. 'Jack Daniels' cousin.'

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Absolutely kino drunken wand play. Although, it's dangerous to fire off this many gothic spells in one go.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Dead Dog Chair showing signs of wear and tear, 'Toobz. I wonder how long it'll be before we need another Throne?

 

[3MMA]

wet and juicy

Spoiler: Wet N Juicy Warning

“And it's like oh hey cobra, you're dangerous with a wand".

Damn straight, that’s THE Gothic Bad Boy you’re quotin’. Praise Cobra’s Magick, /*

“Ok Cobra, you're dangerous with a wand. You're dangerous with a wand in your hand, watch it."

Anyone clipped this part yet?
Wands up to Praise Cobra’s Magick /*

 

[Your Landlord]

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Absolutely kino drunken wand play. Although, it's dangerous to fire off this many gothic spells in one go.

I can't help but feel he is channeling NaL and her tweaker dancing right now.

 

[GameratePTSD]

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Dead Dog Chair showing signs of wear and tear, 'Toobz. I wonder how long it'll be before we need another Throne?

That thing was white at one point. Now it has a hardened outer shell of stale booze, coom, vomit, and sweat.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's mentally in Hogwarts right now. And with less than 2k viewers during the actual content part of the stream. Just goes to show you that good things always come to those who wait patiently.

Holy shit. $80 for something he could make on his own for a fraction of the cost and he admits the craftmanship is better to boot. It's never been more over for Cobra Craft Wands.

Spoiler: Wet N Juicy Warning

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That legit sounded like he cummed his pants.

 

[Mushroom King]

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Absolutely kino drunken wand play. Although, it's dangerous to fire off this many gothic spells in one go.

Here is a clip for you remember how fun tonight has been.

This music is getting him emotional. Watch his face when he turns that second song off, it hit a nerve.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He picked the hardest wood he could for his wand, trust and believe.

 

[Michael Landon's Liver]

Here's a video of Cobes potentially going to vomit. He kicks over an aluminum tray of food? Then escapes to purge? Speculation. Notice the rapid head turning, the eyes that imply he's thinking 'I'm THIS drunk??' He's visibly struggling to keep it down, I think it's Mountain Dew and Gentleman Crow. 'Jack Daniels' cousin.'

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I have seen Cobes puke on stream multiple times. He definitely puked.

 

[GameratePTSD]

"Sometimes it's like 'well cobra we w- we want a wand' and I'm like if I swear by the quality of the wand.... that I hold in my hand... then... It's a quality product. And I swear by the product."

"Magic is real. And there are signs. And Maybe I'll endeavor on those signs and let you know what's- what's what. That's your choice. You hit this video with a like, it's like 'Cobra, I wanna learn more magic. I wanna learn how magic is real,' that kinda thing. And I will endorse you and endeavor you and show you what's up."

"I'm a little bit drunk, don't mind me."

 

[Mushroom King]

I have seen Cobes puke on stream multiple times. He definitely puked.

Just don't want to sound like I'm gaslighting him. That whole NAL thing where she said 'Josh pukes all morning and all day' kind of made me wonder. She's probably exaggerating, but have we seen him shorts lately? His legs look rough. -- He's been wearing nothing but the same 2 pants for the entire trailer arc.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

>He doesn't take his new wands for a test drive

 

[R00k]

I think this is his new favorite wand

 

[Michael Landon's Liver]

Just don't want to sound like I'm gaslighting him. That whole NAL thing where she said 'Josh pukes all morning and all day' kind of made me wonder. She's probably exaggerating, but have we seen him shorts lately? His legs look rough.

Ehhh.... maybe if he is actually drinking as soon as he wakes up. This could be true, but NAL is an unreliable narrator.

 

[Mushroom King]

I think this is his new favorite wand

Why would you think that? LOL

He wasn't lying about the durability though.

Ehhh.... maybe if he is actually drinking as soon as he wakes up. This could be true, but NAL is an unreliable narrator.

NAL is something else. Sometimes it's tough to tell when she's outright lying or just telling a half truth, never honest though.

Tonight has been so much fun.

 

['Ole Dente]

I don’t know why one of these animators hasn’t done a mock commercial for a Cobra doll that says the same shit for hours whenever you pull the drawstring in the back.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think this is his new favorite wand

I'm not sure about that. Did KFC also take away the double down and is there extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies on the large stuffed crust pizza from Papa John's?