I find comfort in the knowledge that he probably really is in constant pain, and if he’s still somehow not experiencing the consequences of lifelong morbid obesity, it will happen very soon. More pain means more pill abuse and a higher likelihood of an OD
Can he even get hard enough to actually cum? One of the very few health issues he’s claimed to have that I actually think he does have is incredibly low testosterone, obviously it’s because he’s a 50 year old, 500 pound blob who eats nothing but fast food and drinks nothing but full sugar Mountain Dew all day while getting 0 physical activity, but you can see it from his body too. I’ve mentioned this before but he has almost no muscle anywhere, (especially his upper body) and he has a lot of other symptoms of low testosterone (no body hair, thinner facial hair even compared to a couple of years ago, emotional dysfunction (although that’s also explainable by him just an evil personality), and just generally looking like a pile of rotten food). I know he stopped taking the TRT (or so he claims) too which would’ve made it even worse.
Heart attack on stream. I’m calling it now.
I apologize to the thread for being the catalyst to this question.
Normally I'd wonder what she thought about him saying that but she doesn't think so...
I thought it was because his name reminded him of Dez1.0
Same, its why I haven't even bothered reading the thread, let alone watching the content, for a while now.
He'd be the first case of Seppuku with a Daikatana since John Romero's career.
Doesnt look like anyone is missing anything anyway. He just seems to be leaning into the 'heel' character on streams for attention. Doing shit like demanding donations, calling out Papa Gut for paying women for services (lol the irony), and forcefully getting on his knees to beg for money.
If he really went for it that could actually be entertaining but, as is typical of Boogie, he's taken a non-committal bet hedging approach to it.
It legally does even if it doesn't make Boogie any less of a piece of shit who should die. 17 years 364 days doesn't magically transmogrify into an adult, and we don't arbitrarily draw a line at 18 for that reason. It's more that if you can't keep your dick in your pants (or the appropriate genitalia) even when there's a law against it and you get put on a registry if you get caught, you're probably in need of punishment.
When you are that morbidly obese and your fat flaps only allow .5" of your 4" boner to be visible what is the point of Viagra? And even if he had enough shop tools/speculums to peel the fat aside what would one get out of it?
Even if he CAN somehow get an erection, can somehow ejaculate and can somehow get his dick far enough out of the 5+ inch sheath of fat around it to get it inside of her, his sperm count is probably incredibly low if he isn’t completely infertile already. That might be the only good part of their relationship, he can’t get her pregnant and further entrap her with him.
With all of his fat folds he could take a 6 on 1 booty warrior sexual assault with ease.
Yeah and like I said upthread, he brings the "took her virginity" line up when people call her a hooker or sugaring thot. Boogies lies are completely in the moment to deflect whatever criticism he is getting.
I personally prefer to assume that all Kiwi Farms women are extremely hot and have salaries similar to mine. I sleep better at night pretending that women who care about things like "sneed" are highly marriageable.
