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Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
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He forgot to delete the discord 
That's a bad sign he walked into probation not expecting to be arrested.
I know its rigged, but I thought I would win that time
That's a bad sign he walked into probation not expecting to be arrested. I know its rigged, but I thought I would win that time
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Here is the rest of the voice messages i had saved from yesterday
bossman was so sure he was gonna get "drug classes" and not go to jail
bossman was so sure he was gonna get "drug classes" and not go to jail
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You should have gone to jail you fucking weird fuck
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How about you get on the stage with me real quick and have everybody listen to how tough you are, buddy
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Let's fucking have it. Let's get on the stage me and you big man Johnson. Let's get up there and Duke it out
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Let's fucking talk to each other. You want to come up there and show us how much of a tough guy you are
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Let's do it. They're almost do it waiting on you buddy boy waiting on you buddy
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Fuck fucking pussy won't get on the mic fucking pussy won't get on the mic. I gotta do nothing
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I'm just kind of I just want to prove to who's the fucking who's more of a fucking man. Is it him?
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Be literally me fucking trying to assault me and also a bullshit in the chat
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Or is he gonna fucking be a man and fucking get on there and tell me what he thinks about me and be have some
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Legitimate reasons fuck him. You can say I'm mad. I just lost my money, but I can also say that you're a pussy
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I know you're not throwing shade at my name. Mine's boss, man. That's a few letters different you fucking pussy
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Do you need me to get you on the stage DC buddy boy your little chihuahua here? He comes with that
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I didn't mean it like that for the fucking third time today. Get your bitch ass on the stage DC
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Let's hear how fucking tough you are buddy. Come on, but let's see how tough you are DC
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You make all these jokes in my general
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See how much of a funny guy you are buddy
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If not, you're fucking permanently banned and you're never but you're never allowed to talk to my general again. So you choose
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Talk bitch fucking either move your fingers and type or fucking make me get a voice channel going. Let me know. Oh
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You want to get on there buddy? Oh, it's gonna be great guys. We just second be there freak
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Sorry guys, I love you
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There's always some ass hat that tries to like fit in it was like by making fun of me and shit
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It's so fucking weird dude. It's so fucking weird dude. What a fucking pussy. That's fucking right gashley
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You're a fucking pussy too, bitch. You're a fucking bitch
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gadfly the bitch
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You're fucking scared get on the fucking stage gadfly. That's what they do every time they go quiet
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They fucking go quiet every time bro. It's all they fucking do. Are you gonna do it or not? You fucking pussy?
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Yeah, yeah, you're a clown but I'm gonna call you Rudolph
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Rudolph the red-nosed dick rider
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Yeah, so yeah. Hope everyone's on a good day, man. I hope everyone's doing good. I had some fucking Wendy's for breakfast
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What everybody else have?
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I'm gonna say something. Yeah weirdos always coming here trying for attention fucking by disrespecting me and my own fucking shit
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I'm just gonna fucking banging who else wants a band. I mean just keep doing it. It's fine. I can keep banning very simple
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But yeah, I had a fucking uh, two sausage and egg. She ate two sausage egg and cheese biscuits from Wendy. This was fired in
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You like that one G?
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That was your brother's penis. I'm not talking about that game. Well, I'm talking about food. I
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Fucking love Captain Crunch. This shit is fucking fire. Fuck. Yeah, good ass choice for real
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Hey gamble, remember when you seeked this me on my stream the other day
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I'm a snake with my tongue or some shit when I was fucking in a bad mood. You remember that buddy?
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Don't think I forgot about that already dude. Don't try to come in here acting cool
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You fucking know exactly what you did bitch
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You just thought you just like I didn't call you out that day cuz I fucking thought you were my friend and shit
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Fuck you think you're doing doing that shit. He's probably gonna deny it now. He's probably tonight now
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I promise in my life. I would never make this up guys. I never would in my life. Never would make this up
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I just don't get it man. I don't understand how you can come in here and act cool when that's the last time
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I've ever heard from you. That's the last thing I ever heard from you was you fucking insulting me pretty much. Oh
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I don't know the other game. Well you motherfucker. What do you think? I'm talking to you bro you I
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Gamble sometimes does that make it clear? I'll pull up the goddamn chat log bitch. I'll do it right now
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I'll do it right fucking now dude. I'm gonna pull up right fucking up. It was when I was in a very bad mood
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I remember I was getting mad at all my viewers kind of like I am right now
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But this motherfucker came in here came a chance that he's talking about a fucking snake revealing
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I swear to God you were dissing me, but I swear to God you were the chat was moving really fast
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And I caught that shit. I didn't make this shit up, bro
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I'm gonna pull up right now. I'm gonna pull up right now if I'm mistaken. I'm sorry. I don't think I am though
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I really don't think I am okay. Let me check that let me check
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Hey guys give me a second. Hey, that's the first fucking just forget it gamble. You say you didn't do it
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You didn't fucking do it alright. I think it works for it. Let's move on guys enough with the negativity
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Let's all move on and just fucking uh have a good day. Let's all have a good day guys
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We're it's gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a good day. Who the fuck are you Enzo?
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Why are you trying to use voice clips leave your fingers block? Oh, yeah, dude. Let's do it
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Yeah
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Dude hit that little mic button that fucking does voice to text you don't have that
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If you're on your phone you can hit a little button they fucking say it out loud. I'll do it right now
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I'm gonna try it out Harry plus six nine
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Harry put oh shit wrong thing. Wait a second. They have a 16 now. You're telling me the phone
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I'm using right now. The 15 max Pro is outdated. No, bro. No, don't tell me these things
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There's nothing new on it. Nothing good on it. Can you type what buddy?
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It looked like you just fucking typed
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All these bother you somehow John's oh these bother you look at this guy. He says that the new fad here
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I'll turn it off for you. You can start using voice chat, too
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We'll turn yours on dude and fucking turn your volume down
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Yeah, or get switched want to you choose cuz I ain't going nowhere, buddy
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I'm gonna keep on using my voice messages over and over and over and as much as I like bitch
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No, like that's just kind of weird. Like it's not like a fucking it's not like who's most brave to come on here
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It's to talk shit to me. Do you have the fucking balls to talk shit to me over the fucking mic?
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And it's not as anybody it's not saying I'm the fucking I'm the most fucking awesome fucking toughest guy out there
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Nah, it's not just trying to prove a point these people that come in here trying to make themselves look big
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They won't do it to me over the fucking mic cuz they're not they're not built like that so fuck you
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I thought we're only gonna mic with you anybody that hasn't expected me just saying
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Okay, guys ready type of three if you want to see some chaos in a good way
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Well, it'll be in a bad way too, but who wants to see some chaos type of three type of three for the chaos
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Okay, I'm gonna open up an open voice chat for a little bit. Let's see how fucking hectic this gets
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Get ready for crackhead
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parent-beater watch this guys
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Johnny, you know the equation to this is do the double Chuck twice
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Half Chuck then do a triple triple triple chunk then do the half Chuck then do the half minus decimal
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Then you go in for the all-in. That's how you do it. That's how you do it
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You forgot the half Chuck in between the half decimal and the triple Chuck
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Fucking ass blaster slot, bro. Have you seen the fucking uh, that no limit city slot guys, you know, we knew it's what I'm talking about
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No, hell no, bro. It's some fucking no, it's some fucking um, like bondage fucking weird weird fucking shit. Trust me
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I won't even click on it bro. It's the fuck it. You just look at the cover of it. You're like, nope
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That's the one. Yes, sir. Don't play guys. I dare you. I've not warned you. Don't play it. Yeah, it's fucking weird as shit
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It makes me not even wanna play no little city like at all do but you know, I mean like yeah
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They probably got one coming out. Let's call that to mo hit. Yeah, it's fucking yeah, I'm done
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No more alone. No more. No limit guys. No more. No limit. No more. No limit for me boy. Sorry, dude
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I'm honestly sorry. I use the voice so much. I seriously suck so bad at typing on my iPhone
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I don't know why I have like big hands, bro. I'm serious
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Do you see me do typos all the fucking time when I don't use it? Sorry guys, it's annoying
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I don't know man
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I'm a few days away from my monthly of two days away from my monthly on chips
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which will be pretty fat and then I'm also got to I
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Get to sell my skins on fucking I guess it's not tomorrow, but then our three days, bro
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I get to sell my skins in three days. So like I don't really know what to do for the next few days, really
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But oh, yeah
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when I get my monthly up or when I can sell my skins, I'll probably do like I want to do like a
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Viewer like csgo tournament. What do you get?
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What would you guys think is if I did a csgo tournament where you guys would play each other?
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maybe 1v1 a bunch of 1v1 or maybe like 2v2 or 3v3 something like that and then like the fucking final bracket people win like
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I don't know 200 bucks apiece on a team or some shit. I don't know. That sounds cool. Something like that, dude
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I know y'all would want to be the only thing is there's cheating in the game
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I don't know how we could determine if anyone cheats or not
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But that would be really cool if we could find a way to make it not like, you know, you can cheat on it
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But yeah, let me know guys that sounds cool to me. Oh, what do you mean the plan?
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I don't know. It's not really that's a kind of my control, bro
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If they made me go to jail, they made me go to jail. If they made me go to rehab, they made me go to rehab
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If I gotta go to drug classes, I'll make a good drug class
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I'm gonna try my best to fucking finesse my way into the stroke classes though. Best believe, best believe. Hell yeah, Richie
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That's what I'm talking about, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah and rehab both those man, dude
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That's what I thought. I literally just like had me open it in like different panels and shit
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Like now open this panel now open this side and then said now enjoy your your fully assembled fucking chair. What the fuck?
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Hey guys, look at this. Look at this. I have a fucking car
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I think I'm looking at look at this one guys. Look at this fucking look at this fucking out of you guys
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Look at this. I might get this one. I might get this one dude. That's what I thought
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I literally just like had me open it in like different panels and shit
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So like now open this panel now open this side and then said now enjoy your your fully assembled fucking chair. What the fuck?
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Hey guys, look at this. Look at this. I have a fucking car
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I think I'm looking at look at this one guys. Look at this fucking look at this fucking out of you guys
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Look at this. I might get this one. I might get this one. Let me see real quick
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It's gotta have a lot of miles on it. Yeah, I probably changed the rims on this
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But yeah, I think I think it's a nice looking infinity though
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I would say it depends on how many miles but let me see any subi fans. These are all right around my price range. I
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Was gonna say I think it finished last a long time
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Yeah, they're cheaper to maintain I think than some some of the other more luxury cars or whatever
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I'm like one of these like a more like luxury one maybe but maybe like a 10 years old 12 or 12 years old at most
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Probably. All right. I just purchased my I just purchased my car. I just purchased it
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I just bought a car guys. I just bought a car got the limo exclusive
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Holy crap guys, look at this subi. No, it's dirty. I know good way. Yeah, I like that one
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No shit. Look at that one guys. I
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Have a fun challenge for you guys that will that can help you earn that could potentially earn you $100
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I already posted on my snapchat, but basically if you end up
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Okay
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So basically what you got to do is you got to find cars like these like someone somewhere in this price range that I've been
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Posting and you find them in Virginia and if I end up buying that very car
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I'll give you like a hundred bucks maybe even 200 if I buy that very car that you recommended to me
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Does it a fun way pre wave but you got the potentially 100 bucks if he wants to help me pick out a car, man
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I
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wouldn't have a whole lot left if I got a $17,000 car, but I
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Mean it'd be probably worth it to get something really nice and then just start stacking my bread up again or whatever
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But yeah, I can I definitely get 17,000
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Aspects are good too. Yeah, SUVs are good, too. I just yeah, I could even get an SUV even yeah
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I like some SUVs for sure like yeah, I do
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Deming's my best. Yeah, DMM or you could post them here even by DMing though. Yeah, it's DMing good
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Hey, yeah, either DM him or post from either one. I'll check him out
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We all think about that supercharged Jaguar
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That 2015 VW seems all the
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under under priced
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Really? Is that is that not that expensive or that's not that low for it. I mean
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Yo guys, we're gonna party. Oh, is that Chad? Oh fuck who fucking who invited Chad? Oh
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Fuck dude. Yo Chad. Yeah. Hey, buddy. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work out this time. But um, uh,
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How much beer did you bring?
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two of them motherfuckers
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That was me when I was like 13, bro
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Always correcting everybody on the internet. Everybody hated me bro. That was me bro playing runescape
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Hopefully is like 13. That's pretty bad. I was just scrolling over eating them days day of dude. Let's hope so
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Let's hope so dude mouse man. Thank you so much, bro
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I was about to buy an a4 dude, and because you came through I'm not gonna buy one anymore. Thank you
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Guys, it's an 18. You gotta be 18 or older bro. 18 year older only
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Bro, you think I'm buying the a4 for myself, but I know what you drive. You're one of mine. You're my neighbor
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I know which house you live in
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Chuck you remember that Ford Ranger on the corner down the block the 1984 range. Yeah, I'm the kid
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Yeah, that's who's in this chat. Yeah. Yep
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Type of five if you love an Audi a4, I love him. Why are we even entertaining this kid?
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Those kids by having the best time of his life, bro
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That's right here I'm about to do some dad
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I'm gonna do some damage in Austin the boss man, sir
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I
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I'm gonna get him really good since I'm Chuck has been had a crack
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Type of two if you want to see a picture of mrs. Mouse, I just got a new selfie from her
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You guys are in for a treat
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Sorry guys, there's so many to choose from there's so many hot ones, dude
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What are we rating her guys one to ten one to ten?
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gentlemen
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meet mrs. Mouse
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She is very well built very flexible and particularly loves young men
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She prefers age 25 to 35
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Damn, she looking good
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Who did this porn star?
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Put me through your fucking screen right now punch me as hard as you can big boy. Come on
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Bro, I'm a fucking I'm gonna tickle you bro. Yeah, I'm a tickle you mask man. I'm about to tickle you bro
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Fuck with me, bro. I'll tickle you hard dude. I'm telling you bro. Wait a second
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You're a amateur boxer 16 knockouts, but you're too scared to get on the mic with me. Oh
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shit balls
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He's talking to a walla what's that mean boss? Oh, I think we're gonna have to put mrs. Greed back on the stage guys
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Mrs. Greed coming through guys. She's coming through for round two boys. Get ready
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Get your condoms. Get your lube
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Did you wanna get on the mic with me, bro?
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Enough said man get on the fucking mic pussy. Come on you fucking dirtbag
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No, I'm talking the other greed bro. The other greed in the chat. Yeah. Hey greed at number two
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Can you can you say something quick mrs. Greed number two
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Do you know how much drink I have I have one for I've won 14 Dungeons Dragons finale, sorry
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I forgot to get my inhaler. I've won 13 Naruto manga speed reading champs, and I've won 12 you go championships
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So don't fuck with me bro. I've got a lot of it. I've got a lot a lot bro a fucking lot
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I've got a black belt and fucking one-piece speed reading. Do you have no you don't you don't and guess what?
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I beat every person in my high school and Super Smash Bros every one of them
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Yeah, black belt and deep throat and boy fucking
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Fucking loser. I'm about to say something. I can't say
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Hold on boy. The only way that makes sense if you tell about me boy, huh?
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You're a child boy
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Don't be trying to subliminate these teachers. Hold on boy
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The only way that makes sense if you tell about me boy, huh?
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You're a child boy
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No, no, we've only said it 20 times. No way is no way
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Says the guy who's like shouting at everybody in my discord calling everybody dumb
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You make a lot of sense of their mouths man make a lot of sense
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Yeah, buddy. Oh
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Fuck yeah, let's go. Hi. Yo, it's fucking going down in the DMS boys. It's fucking going down
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Dude's probably shaking like a leaf man
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Sure, Steven
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Cheers it's bomber up for you guys
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Fatty bong rip going in. Hey big. Yeah. Yeah get on the fucking mic right now, bitch. Any time on me pussy
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Come on, big. Yeah, yeah
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Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies. Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies
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Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies
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Yeah, I don't care bro. Are you gonna give him a left or a right hook?
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Can you take the yellow lingerie off mrs. Mouse and put on the cheetah print I bought you. Oh, thank you so much, baby
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Dude, honestly like fucking like
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Dude, it depends man. Probably like fifty five sixty. I'm not kidding. Good guess boy. Good guess
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Type of three if you think he should turn his video on to
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Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm making him put his sister on there too. She's 22 fresh out of college. I
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Actually have her OF link. Let me get that real quick for you guys
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Pretty bad
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My mic almost ready. I got it in the microwave. It's got ten seconds left to cook. It's
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Priming up. It's got oil. It's the wd-40 starting to fix the gears on it. It's got the brandy love special
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We don't own a smartphone
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Are you ready to rumble?
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tonight's contestant
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Done to the dragon's master
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32 time all-time winner, mr. Mouse get up for mr. Mouse boys. Oh
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Shit, I cracked me up. Let me get the stage set up. Hold up. Oh, I cracked myself up much. I
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Know what the issue was. I know what the issue was. I didn't have my Herman Miller set up
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I haven't been sitting on my Herman Miller. I can't wait to test this thing out. I'm about to bring upstairs
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Oh, dude, it's fucking comfortable. I've already sat in it not for a long period of time. But dude is oh my god
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Yes, I did Nick yes, I did the embody yes, I'll give you guys a sneak peek. Hold up, dude
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I had a stable chair. I'd liked it. I will rate I rate the staples chairs, but they were good
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But this this is just on a whole nother level my boy. I'm serious. This is fucking crazy
You should have gone to jail you fucking weird fuck
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How about you get on the stage with me real quick and have everybody listen to how tough you are, buddy
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Let's fucking have it. Let's get on the stage me and you big man Johnson. Let's get up there and Duke it out
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Let's fucking talk to each other. You want to come up there and show us how much of a tough guy you are
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Let's do it. They're almost do it waiting on you buddy boy waiting on you buddy
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Fuck fucking pussy won't get on the mic fucking pussy won't get on the mic. I gotta do nothing
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I'm just kind of I just want to prove to who's the fucking who's more of a fucking man. Is it him?
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Be literally me fucking trying to assault me and also a bullshit in the chat
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Or is he gonna fucking be a man and fucking get on there and tell me what he thinks about me and be have some
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Legitimate reasons fuck him. You can say I'm mad. I just lost my money, but I can also say that you're a pussy
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I know you're not throwing shade at my name. Mine's boss, man. That's a few letters different you fucking pussy
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Do you need me to get you on the stage DC buddy boy your little chihuahua here? He comes with that
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I didn't mean it like that for the fucking third time today. Get your bitch ass on the stage DC
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Let's hear how fucking tough you are buddy. Come on, but let's see how tough you are DC
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You make all these jokes in my general
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See how much of a funny guy you are buddy
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If not, you're fucking permanently banned and you're never but you're never allowed to talk to my general again. So you choose
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Talk bitch fucking either move your fingers and type or fucking make me get a voice channel going. Let me know. Oh
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You want to get on there buddy? Oh, it's gonna be great guys. We just second be there freak
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Sorry guys, I love you
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There's always some ass hat that tries to like fit in it was like by making fun of me and shit
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It's so fucking weird dude. It's so fucking weird dude. What a fucking pussy. That's fucking right gashley
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You're a fucking pussy too, bitch. You're a fucking bitch
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gadfly the bitch
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You're fucking scared get on the fucking stage gadfly. That's what they do every time they go quiet
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They fucking go quiet every time bro. It's all they fucking do. Are you gonna do it or not? You fucking pussy?
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Yeah, yeah, you're a clown but I'm gonna call you Rudolph
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Rudolph the red-nosed dick rider
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Yeah, so yeah. Hope everyone's on a good day, man. I hope everyone's doing good. I had some fucking Wendy's for breakfast
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What everybody else have?
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I'm gonna say something. Yeah weirdos always coming here trying for attention fucking by disrespecting me and my own fucking shit
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I'm just gonna fucking banging who else wants a band. I mean just keep doing it. It's fine. I can keep banning very simple
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But yeah, I had a fucking uh, two sausage and egg. She ate two sausage egg and cheese biscuits from Wendy. This was fired in
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You like that one G?
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That was your brother's penis. I'm not talking about that game. Well, I'm talking about food. I
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Fucking love Captain Crunch. This shit is fucking fire. Fuck. Yeah, good ass choice for real
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Hey gamble, remember when you seeked this me on my stream the other day
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I'm a snake with my tongue or some shit when I was fucking in a bad mood. You remember that buddy?
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Don't think I forgot about that already dude. Don't try to come in here acting cool
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You fucking know exactly what you did bitch
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You just thought you just like I didn't call you out that day cuz I fucking thought you were my friend and shit
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Fuck you think you're doing doing that shit. He's probably gonna deny it now. He's probably tonight now
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I promise in my life. I would never make this up guys. I never would in my life. Never would make this up
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I just don't get it man. I don't understand how you can come in here and act cool when that's the last time
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I've ever heard from you. That's the last thing I ever heard from you was you fucking insulting me pretty much. Oh
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I don't know the other game. Well you motherfucker. What do you think? I'm talking to you bro you I
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Gamble sometimes does that make it clear? I'll pull up the goddamn chat log bitch. I'll do it right now
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I'll do it right fucking now dude. I'm gonna pull up right fucking up. It was when I was in a very bad mood
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I remember I was getting mad at all my viewers kind of like I am right now
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But this motherfucker came in here came a chance that he's talking about a fucking snake revealing
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I swear to God you were dissing me, but I swear to God you were the chat was moving really fast
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And I caught that shit. I didn't make this shit up, bro
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I'm gonna pull up right now. I'm gonna pull up right now if I'm mistaken. I'm sorry. I don't think I am though
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I really don't think I am okay. Let me check that let me check
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Hey guys give me a second. Hey, that's the first fucking just forget it gamble. You say you didn't do it
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You didn't fucking do it alright. I think it works for it. Let's move on guys enough with the negativity
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Let's all move on and just fucking uh have a good day. Let's all have a good day guys
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We're it's gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a good day. Who the fuck are you Enzo?
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Why are you trying to use voice clips leave your fingers block? Oh, yeah, dude. Let's do it
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Yeah
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Dude hit that little mic button that fucking does voice to text you don't have that
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If you're on your phone you can hit a little button they fucking say it out loud. I'll do it right now
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I'm gonna try it out Harry plus six nine
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Harry put oh shit wrong thing. Wait a second. They have a 16 now. You're telling me the phone
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I'm using right now. The 15 max Pro is outdated. No, bro. No, don't tell me these things
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There's nothing new on it. Nothing good on it. Can you type what buddy?
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It looked like you just fucking typed
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All these bother you somehow John's oh these bother you look at this guy. He says that the new fad here
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I'll turn it off for you. You can start using voice chat, too
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We'll turn yours on dude and fucking turn your volume down
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Yeah, or get switched want to you choose cuz I ain't going nowhere, buddy
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I'm gonna keep on using my voice messages over and over and over and as much as I like bitch
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No, like that's just kind of weird. Like it's not like a fucking it's not like who's most brave to come on here
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It's to talk shit to me. Do you have the fucking balls to talk shit to me over the fucking mic?
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And it's not as anybody it's not saying I'm the fucking I'm the most fucking awesome fucking toughest guy out there
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Nah, it's not just trying to prove a point these people that come in here trying to make themselves look big
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They won't do it to me over the fucking mic cuz they're not they're not built like that so fuck you
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I thought we're only gonna mic with you anybody that hasn't expected me just saying
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Okay, guys ready type of three if you want to see some chaos in a good way
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Well, it'll be in a bad way too, but who wants to see some chaos type of three type of three for the chaos
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Okay, I'm gonna open up an open voice chat for a little bit. Let's see how fucking hectic this gets
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Get ready for crackhead
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parent-beater watch this guys
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Johnny, you know the equation to this is do the double Chuck twice
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Half Chuck then do a triple triple triple chunk then do the half Chuck then do the half minus decimal
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Then you go in for the all-in. That's how you do it. That's how you do it
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You forgot the half Chuck in between the half decimal and the triple Chuck
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Fucking ass blaster slot, bro. Have you seen the fucking uh, that no limit city slot guys, you know, we knew it's what I'm talking about
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No, hell no, bro. It's some fucking no, it's some fucking um, like bondage fucking weird weird fucking shit. Trust me
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I won't even click on it bro. It's the fuck it. You just look at the cover of it. You're like, nope
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That's the one. Yes, sir. Don't play guys. I dare you. I've not warned you. Don't play it. Yeah, it's fucking weird as shit
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It makes me not even wanna play no little city like at all do but you know, I mean like yeah
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They probably got one coming out. Let's call that to mo hit. Yeah, it's fucking yeah, I'm done
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No more alone. No more. No limit guys. No more. No limit. No more. No limit for me boy. Sorry, dude
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I'm honestly sorry. I use the voice so much. I seriously suck so bad at typing on my iPhone
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I don't know why I have like big hands, bro. I'm serious
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Do you see me do typos all the fucking time when I don't use it? Sorry guys, it's annoying
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I don't know man
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I'm a few days away from my monthly of two days away from my monthly on chips
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which will be pretty fat and then I'm also got to I
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Get to sell my skins on fucking I guess it's not tomorrow, but then our three days, bro
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I get to sell my skins in three days. So like I don't really know what to do for the next few days, really
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But oh, yeah
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when I get my monthly up or when I can sell my skins, I'll probably do like I want to do like a
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Viewer like csgo tournament. What do you get?
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What would you guys think is if I did a csgo tournament where you guys would play each other?
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maybe 1v1 a bunch of 1v1 or maybe like 2v2 or 3v3 something like that and then like the fucking final bracket people win like
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I don't know 200 bucks apiece on a team or some shit. I don't know. That sounds cool. Something like that, dude
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I know y'all would want to be the only thing is there's cheating in the game
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I don't know how we could determine if anyone cheats or not
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But that would be really cool if we could find a way to make it not like, you know, you can cheat on it
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But yeah, let me know guys that sounds cool to me. Oh, what do you mean the plan?
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I don't know. It's not really that's a kind of my control, bro
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If they made me go to jail, they made me go to jail. If they made me go to rehab, they made me go to rehab
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If I gotta go to drug classes, I'll make a good drug class
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I'm gonna try my best to fucking finesse my way into the stroke classes though. Best believe, best believe. Hell yeah, Richie
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That's what I'm talking about, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah and rehab both those man, dude
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That's what I thought. I literally just like had me open it in like different panels and shit
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Like now open this panel now open this side and then said now enjoy your your fully assembled fucking chair. What the fuck?
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Hey guys, look at this. Look at this. I have a fucking car
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I think I'm looking at look at this one guys. Look at this fucking look at this fucking out of you guys
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Look at this. I might get this one. I might get this one dude. That's what I thought
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I literally just like had me open it in like different panels and shit
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So like now open this panel now open this side and then said now enjoy your your fully assembled fucking chair. What the fuck?
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Hey guys, look at this. Look at this. I have a fucking car
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I think I'm looking at look at this one guys. Look at this fucking look at this fucking out of you guys
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Look at this. I might get this one. I might get this one. Let me see real quick
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It's gotta have a lot of miles on it. Yeah, I probably changed the rims on this
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But yeah, I think I think it's a nice looking infinity though
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I would say it depends on how many miles but let me see any subi fans. These are all right around my price range. I
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Was gonna say I think it finished last a long time
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Yeah, they're cheaper to maintain I think than some some of the other more luxury cars or whatever
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I'm like one of these like a more like luxury one maybe but maybe like a 10 years old 12 or 12 years old at most
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Probably. All right. I just purchased my I just purchased my car. I just purchased it
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I just bought a car guys. I just bought a car got the limo exclusive
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Holy crap guys, look at this subi. No, it's dirty. I know good way. Yeah, I like that one
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No shit. Look at that one guys. I
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Have a fun challenge for you guys that will that can help you earn that could potentially earn you $100
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I already posted on my snapchat, but basically if you end up
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Okay
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So basically what you got to do is you got to find cars like these like someone somewhere in this price range that I've been
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Posting and you find them in Virginia and if I end up buying that very car
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I'll give you like a hundred bucks maybe even 200 if I buy that very car that you recommended to me
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Does it a fun way pre wave but you got the potentially 100 bucks if he wants to help me pick out a car, man
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I
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wouldn't have a whole lot left if I got a $17,000 car, but I
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Mean it'd be probably worth it to get something really nice and then just start stacking my bread up again or whatever
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But yeah, I can I definitely get 17,000
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Aspects are good too. Yeah, SUVs are good, too. I just yeah, I could even get an SUV even yeah
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I like some SUVs for sure like yeah, I do
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Deming's my best. Yeah, DMM or you could post them here even by DMing though. Yeah, it's DMing good
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Hey, yeah, either DM him or post from either one. I'll check him out
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We all think about that supercharged Jaguar
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That 2015 VW seems all the
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under under priced
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Really? Is that is that not that expensive or that's not that low for it. I mean
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Yo guys, we're gonna party. Oh, is that Chad? Oh fuck who fucking who invited Chad? Oh
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Fuck dude. Yo Chad. Yeah. Hey, buddy. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work out this time. But um, uh,
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How much beer did you bring?
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two of them motherfuckers
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That was me when I was like 13, bro
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Always correcting everybody on the internet. Everybody hated me bro. That was me bro playing runescape
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Hopefully is like 13. That's pretty bad. I was just scrolling over eating them days day of dude. Let's hope so
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Let's hope so dude mouse man. Thank you so much, bro
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I was about to buy an a4 dude, and because you came through I'm not gonna buy one anymore. Thank you
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Guys, it's an 18. You gotta be 18 or older bro. 18 year older only
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Bro, you think I'm buying the a4 for myself, but I know what you drive. You're one of mine. You're my neighbor
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I know which house you live in
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Chuck you remember that Ford Ranger on the corner down the block the 1984 range. Yeah, I'm the kid
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Yeah, that's who's in this chat. Yeah. Yep
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Type of five if you love an Audi a4, I love him. Why are we even entertaining this kid?
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Those kids by having the best time of his life, bro
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That's right here I'm about to do some dad
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I'm gonna do some damage in Austin the boss man, sir
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I
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I'm gonna get him really good since I'm Chuck has been had a crack
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Type of two if you want to see a picture of mrs. Mouse, I just got a new selfie from her
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You guys are in for a treat
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Sorry guys, there's so many to choose from there's so many hot ones, dude
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What are we rating her guys one to ten one to ten?
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gentlemen
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meet mrs. Mouse
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She is very well built very flexible and particularly loves young men
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She prefers age 25 to 35
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Damn, she looking good
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Who did this porn star?
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Put me through your fucking screen right now punch me as hard as you can big boy. Come on
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Bro, I'm a fucking I'm gonna tickle you bro. Yeah, I'm a tickle you mask man. I'm about to tickle you bro
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Fuck with me, bro. I'll tickle you hard dude. I'm telling you bro. Wait a second
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You're a amateur boxer 16 knockouts, but you're too scared to get on the mic with me. Oh
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shit balls
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He's talking to a walla what's that mean boss? Oh, I think we're gonna have to put mrs. Greed back on the stage guys
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Mrs. Greed coming through guys. She's coming through for round two boys. Get ready
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Get your condoms. Get your lube
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Did you wanna get on the mic with me, bro?
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Enough said man get on the fucking mic pussy. Come on you fucking dirtbag
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No, I'm talking the other greed bro. The other greed in the chat. Yeah. Hey greed at number two
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Can you can you say something quick mrs. Greed number two
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Do you know how much drink I have I have one for I've won 14 Dungeons Dragons finale, sorry
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I forgot to get my inhaler. I've won 13 Naruto manga speed reading champs, and I've won 12 you go championships
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So don't fuck with me bro. I've got a lot of it. I've got a lot a lot bro a fucking lot
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I've got a black belt and fucking one-piece speed reading. Do you have no you don't you don't and guess what?
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I beat every person in my high school and Super Smash Bros every one of them
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Yeah, black belt and deep throat and boy fucking
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Fucking loser. I'm about to say something. I can't say
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Hold on boy. The only way that makes sense if you tell about me boy, huh?
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You're a child boy
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Don't be trying to subliminate these teachers. Hold on boy
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The only way that makes sense if you tell about me boy, huh?
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You're a child boy
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No, no, we've only said it 20 times. No way is no way
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Says the guy who's like shouting at everybody in my discord calling everybody dumb
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You make a lot of sense of their mouths man make a lot of sense
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Yeah, buddy. Oh
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Fuck yeah, let's go. Hi. Yo, it's fucking going down in the DMS boys. It's fucking going down
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Dude's probably shaking like a leaf man
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Sure, Steven
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Cheers it's bomber up for you guys
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Fatty bong rip going in. Hey big. Yeah. Yeah get on the fucking mic right now, bitch. Any time on me pussy
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Come on, big. Yeah, yeah
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Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies. Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies
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Well, I big tata's them fucking man boobies
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Yeah, I don't care bro. Are you gonna give him a left or a right hook?
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Can you take the yellow lingerie off mrs. Mouse and put on the cheetah print I bought you. Oh, thank you so much, baby
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Dude, honestly like fucking like
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Dude, it depends man. Probably like fifty five sixty. I'm not kidding. Good guess boy. Good guess
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Type of three if you think he should turn his video on to
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Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm making him put his sister on there too. She's 22 fresh out of college. I
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Actually have her OF link. Let me get that real quick for you guys
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Pretty bad
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My mic almost ready. I got it in the microwave. It's got ten seconds left to cook. It's
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Priming up. It's got oil. It's the wd-40 starting to fix the gears on it. It's got the brandy love special
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We don't own a smartphone
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Are you ready to rumble?
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tonight's contestant
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Done to the dragon's master
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32 time all-time winner, mr. Mouse get up for mr. Mouse boys. Oh
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Shit, I cracked me up. Let me get the stage set up. Hold up. Oh, I cracked myself up much. I
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Know what the issue was. I know what the issue was. I didn't have my Herman Miller set up
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I haven't been sitting on my Herman Miller. I can't wait to test this thing out. I'm about to bring upstairs
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Oh, dude, it's fucking comfortable. I've already sat in it not for a long period of time. But dude is oh my god
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Yes, I did Nick yes, I did the embody yes, I'll give you guys a sneak peek. Hold up, dude
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I had a stable chair. I'd liked it. I will rate I rate the staples chairs, but they were good
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But this this is just on a whole nother level my boy. I'm serious. This is fucking crazy
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Shit is rigged. Bossman was the best entertainment in a long time with so many iconic moments.
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So quick question for the more knowledgeable folks.
Is there possibility he ends up in rehab and out in a few months?
If not, how long is he gonna be locked up for?
Will the juicers, juice his commisary?
Is there possibility he ends up in rehab and out in a few months?
If not, how long is he gonna be locked up for?
Will the juicers, juice his commisary?
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I'm sure Null would make an exception about mass DMs for planning the jailbreak.
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The only thing left to say is that DSP outlives another one. Have fun detoxing, you crazy crack cowboy
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Tryin to make me go to rehab, I say no, no, no.
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Damn Civic bros, it really is over. Godspeed BMJ.
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farewell bossman, it was entertaining while it lasted 
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I cant really celebrate this, Bossmanjack has been easily one of the most consistently entertaining and enjoyable lulcows of the modern era. No morally offensive actions (outside of smoking crack ig), no involving children in his problems, no harm to anyone but his own parents just simple entertainment. Having him go away is gonna be a shame, especially now that all the commentary bottom feeders will be making even more of their "rise and fall" videos about him.
RIP to a real one.
Mutt's Law is in effect, this is not a drill.
RIP to a real one.
PRISON MENTIONED PRISON MENTIONED
Mutt's Law is in effect, this is not a drill.
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Don't be foolish. Soon enough people will become pen pals with him and we will get regular updates about life on the inside.
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Step one, he says the moneys lost
It’s gone,
And Evil Eddie Rigged the Toss
Smiles and twitches back at you.
Then through the wall his fist goes through
Jack take us right back to 09
When cows weren’t trannies every time
Filthy rats and fuck doods.
And carpet nugs and cold brews
One last coin flip One last Gamba Sesh.
And one last parole piss test
I speak the saddest words of tongue my friend
The rats won, bossmans in the pen
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I will go into more details later when the feature rats slow down enough to actually read the post.
For those wanting to know how long is he in for, He will be in until at least October 17 when they have his bond revocation hearing and his initial drug charge hearing in district court. Both will be before the same judge at the same time.
2 outcomes for freedom
1: Judge grants another bond, someone pays it, Austin is free to leave based on whatever those conditions are.
2: A plea is entered and accepted, and sentenced on the spot (very unlikely), and the sentence is probation/rehab.
2 outcomes for him staying in:
1: Judge does not grant bond- He is stuck in until the case is concluded. If the lawyer decides to ask for a continuance he could be in there at least 60-90 days.
2:Takes a plea deal, stays in until sentencing, then stays in until sentence complete (or released if time served)
For those wanting to know how long is he in for, He will be in until at least October 17 when they have his bond revocation hearing and his initial drug charge hearing in district court. Both will be before the same judge at the same time.
2 outcomes for freedom
1: Judge grants another bond, someone pays it, Austin is free to leave based on whatever those conditions are.
2: A plea is entered and accepted, and sentenced on the spot (very unlikely), and the sentence is probation/rehab.
2 outcomes for him staying in:
1: Judge does not grant bond- He is stuck in until the case is concluded. If the lawyer decides to ask for a continuance he could be in there at least 60-90 days.
2:Takes a plea deal, stays in until sentencing, then stays in until sentence complete (or released if time served)
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The end of an era.