Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

it's so funny and weird that he showed up in yet another pedophile-humoured individual's stream. Really makes you dink

Remember how, back during the Vic saga, Nick would pontificate about how woefully obsolete celebrity PR tactics were in the internet age?
It's amazing to see how well Nick has been handling his own PR crisis.
And by "amazing" I mean "hilarious."
And by "well" I mean "disastrously."

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Well the lying liar who lies sure showed us tonight, don't you guys understand that in his tiny little cucked drug fizzled brain this was a big win for Faggeita Law?

"I said I was going to stream tonight and you fell for it you stupid incel prudes. HOW EMBARRASSING. I was never going to stream! I have never said I was famous streamer that streams, EVER! I'm a busy MAN. And I have important life things to do. I'd tell you all about it but I can't you see because I have a big case going on right now. Maybe one day. YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME KIWIFARMS. Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD how I just keep winning? Get minecrafted Jersh, this is what happens when you dont answer my calls ackackACKACK"

 

[Desktop User2]

It was all a work, Karen Farms! He was only misdirecting you to think he was going to be a man and do his job but he was planning to hang around on a fat homosexual pedophile´s chat the whole night!

MUUUH KEEEEEDZ, SOMEBODY THINK OF MUUUUH KEEEDZ!

PS: it´s pretty much confirmed he was planning to dunk on Aaron during his stream and got absolutely cucked by Imholte again LMFAO

 

[Fapcop]

So… No divorce announcement?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You just wait, Nick has a short term family emergency and has to cancel the stream.
His main topic just vanished.

I made this post 12 pages ago and I just feel sad about being right. I would have much preferred a drug addled and drunk Nick seething to his audience.

Nick claims he did not "gaslight" anyone into thinking he was not a swinger, and the proof is that people on places like KF (the site he implies is always wrong) figured it out.

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Nick is pretending that his "online persona" and his "IRL persona" are not totally different things.
He can be known to his Internet audience as a degenerate swinging cuck and still hold up the veneer of the "successful family man who cares about his kids" when out in the real world.

He is gaslighting everyone (maybe even himself) about the fact that he totally did NOT want everyone to know that his wife was into big black bulls and that his actual favorite type of woman is "14 year old porn virgin" body type.
Anyone who was watching Nick could add 2+2=Policule

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick claims he did not "gaslight" anyone into thinking he was not a swinger, and the proof is that people on places like KF (the site he implies is always wrong) figured it out.

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Kiwi Stalkers, don’t you know I never said “I’m not a swinger”?

How can I gaslight you if you if I never said I wasn’t doing what you knew I was doing?


Whoever confronts Nick on livestream (eventually) needs to be very deliberate with their language. Gaslight isn’t the right word, but Nick sure as fuck is disingenuous.

Total Lawyer Death

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

So all this money, all these years, all this coke, and Rackets is downgraded to a livechat Alogger of a nobody ex-radio host in someone else's chat. Can't even bother to go live and Alog himself for his 17 locals fans.

Good job Rackets, have another drink.

 

[Desktop User2]

I brushed off the scorned lover theory - Nick hurt by Aaron - but I think it gets increasing credence as he allies with a fat homosexual pedophile to engage in life ruination towards Imholte, which makes absolutely no sense since he is the least dangerous person on his criminal case and the only thing that he do, besides being a giant thumb-like faggot, was to confirm the Qover and the state of degeneracy of the house, which we already knew. He really is hurt by Aaron and miss his cock.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So… No divorce announcement?

I don’t think you need a divorce to bang Kayla. You just have to let Nick watch.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's all the funny.


You. DON'T KNOW. Nothing. @Cynthia. This. ISN'T. A GAME. To me. Dummy.

This was his comeback? Weak.

Rich. A night filled with weak comebacks.


Mark these words, let's see how well it ages.

More wetbrain random access non-sequiturs.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Here's all the funny.

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You. DON'T KNOW. Nothing. @Cynthia. This. ISN'T. A GAME. To me. Dummy.
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This was his comeback? Weak.
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Rich. A night filled with weak comebacks.

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Mark these words, let's see how well it ages.

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I guess when he is coked out masturbating at his computer he can't get clipped if he's in someome else's chat all night.

 

[Desktop User2]

I don’t think you need a divorce to bang Kayla. You just have to let Nick watch.

Will it be BYOC (bring your own coke)? I suppose I would have to bring a complimentary woman to sit in the corner with Nick, could I just hire a crack whore to fit in with the Balldo gals?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick x Kurt is the new Lawtube showdown.
It is so funny seeing Nick rage against Kurt, giving him attention and viewers by keeping him relevant.

If he would just ignore him, nobody would care about what Kurt thinks.

(17 hours in Paint, don't judge me)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I love how

Here's all the funny.

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You. DON'T KNOW. Nothing. @Cynthia. This. ISN'T. A GAME. To me. Dummy.
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This was his comeback? Weak.
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Rich. A night filled with weak comebacks.

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Mark these words, let's see how well it ages.

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I love how to every one he is just cooly deboonks but with Cynthia he’s raging and insulting her. I suspect one part her being a woman and one part her being a former balldo washing wine mom who has left the cult. Nicky really hates it when people leave the cult.

Hilarious when he went on about how "this isn't one of your wine soaked dramas" or whatever. Nigga YOU MADE IT THAT when you constantly streamed to talk about the case, you know the thing you constantly said you wouldn't do?!


In any case looks like he indeed was too BITCHMADE to stream. Another common kiwi-couch win.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I am convinced Rekieta has not streamed for three weeks because he is back on the sauce and knows he will get called out for it if he turns on the camera. He hasn’t gloated about spending time with his kids lately. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got removed from the house again.

 

[200MB]

No, he's still there. No excuse for Rekieta pretending not to know what Melton was saying about kids since that's what Mersh is talking about and Melton is responding to.

Melton is taking credit for people "MELTING THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT IT".

He is defending mentioning Aaron's kids.
"We're driving Aaron nuts. And now you [Mersh]."
"I don't know how I'm making new guys melt down constantly".

(Unexact quotes because he turns off rewind)

EDIT: Rekieta does appear to have disappeared from the chat.

Melton's earning himself a reputation he'll never be able to shake just to try and rile people up on the internet. I'm sure he'll never come to regret it lmao.

 

[Faticati]

I wonder if nick had even taken into account the idea our wives most endowed bull would plead not guilty? The time is cumming where Aarons lawyer will ask our wife about all her sexscapdes on the stand. I find it quite fitting Nick gets to sit and watch his wife talk about getting fucked by other men just like he watched her get fucked by other men.

Melton's earning himself a reputation he'll never be able to shake just to try and rile people up on the internet. I'm sure he'll never come to regret it lmao.

Melton is trolling the alogs by insinuating he is a pedophile. Nick is a big fan of his 200 iq moves and the ai cp art melton talks about enjoying/ arguing about its societal benefits.

 

[part timer]

Nick really screwed both his fans, and everyone looking to laugh at him over by announcing that stream and then no-showing

It would have been peak to watch him seething about the outcome of the Toe’s omnibus, and his fans were likely eager to finally watch him get online again

You cucked us out of content Crackets, but you will rue this decision! as you continue to wear down your fans’ patience, soon there will be none left

Go fuck yourself

 

[Vibralldo]

Insted of streaming, Nick has been having some shower calls to his favourite pedo
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Uncivil law in chat
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Edit* Nick seems to think they have Aaron on the felony
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Cynthia in chat
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It's not a game to Nick
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Baiting
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The wine moms, noooo.
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There are no sides
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"There are no sides!"
Nick's literally joined forces with a pedophile because Nick hates Aaron and the pedophile makes Aaron uncomfortable by talking about how much he wants to rape his kid

Nick is a despicable subhuman and being trapped in the panopticon of ridicule he himself created and named lawtube is the perfect ironic punishment for him

I wish him a million people laughing at his life at any moment for the rest of his life and after it

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

i really don't think rekieta believes he is in the wrong for exposing his children to the cocaine. "i didn't dunuffin" is his attitude. rekieta reminds me of affluenza dui case. a couple of years back, this rich kid (ethan couch) was dui and crashed and killed 4 people. ethan got off because his family was so rich that they got an expert to testify that ethan was so traumatized, due to being rich, that it was not his fault that his drunk driving killed those people. even though ethan got acquitted, he still killed those kids. even if rekieta can get the warrant dismissed, he still exposed his children to cocaine.

There was alot more to it, including the fact he was a Juvenile.