Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Santa Klaus]

The fish is obnoxious but his variety of weird topics makes up for it and despite how long I've been consuming disturbing/conspiracy/fucking weird content he seems to frequently hit info I either didn't know or long forgot when he covers well-tread stories. I've been watching more of him lately, even pussied out and had to turn an episode off before bed (CME apocalypse) because it was freaking me out a little. I might just be old and soft but that's more than I can say for any of the recent ARG-flavored analogslop by orders of magnitude.

The Kozyrev mirror episode is pretty close to a real life sci-fi horror setup. I started looking it up after watching that one trying to figure out how much of it was bullshit and how much of it was true and found out there are retards on social media trying to build the goddamn things. In the right hands it'd actually be a great plot device for a series. Replicate a Russian mad scientist experiment for asspats and bad things start happening.

Someone mentioned it a few pages back but that recent Shrouded Hand video about Hiroshima and Nagasaki is solid. I picked up a used copy of the book he cited and it's about 350 pages of the same thing sprinkled with some behind the scenes stories about the flights that dropped the bombs. I wouldn't take every word as fact—the author caught some shit for fluffing his credentials and embellishing a bit—but it's an engaging read and fucked up on a level that would make Clive Barker wince. If you liked the video or graphic war and disaster fare it's worth checking out.

Are there any interesting ARGs or unfiction projects still?

 

[BirdUp]

The Why Files is good at building a story then destroying it by telling you it was invented by hacks or crazy people, but he does the BreadTuber thing of pasting a bunch of sources into a Google Doc without telling you which ones he used for which section. I may be autistic, but if someone is trying to convince me that Grays exist, they should go the TIKhistory route and edit citations into their video or something so that I can check if they're bullshitting.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

It's the only thing Mexicans are creative at. El Marino Loko, a narco headhunter, literally shoves things up their asses while dressing them in summer dresses and uses a fucking meat tenderizer as psychological warfare.

.... Why? I mean I think I know why; depravity but what goes on in people's heads where they come up with this stuff? Did someone put something in their tequila or whatever? Was it off-date?

Idk how related it is to cartel executions but you should not, under any circumstances look up "Mexican Sugar Dancing".

For a second I misread that as Mexican Sugar Dating and I imagined it was like e-thots being hired by degenerates in Dubai but in Mexico and there's be a bunch of horror stories but replace literally shitting on women with spilling murder blood on them or necrophilia and snuff films.

It would seem I was right about the necrophilia. Ugh, why?

Spoiler: You sure?

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you.

MSD is taking a dead body, stimulating it with electricity in an attempt to make it move around, then paying people to have sex with it

You know that feeling you get when you witness or read something so baffling, you don't even know how to react? Yeah this is one of those moments.

It gets worse when you ask the right person to be "creative" with it. Cartels really have a monopoly on any depravity you can think of. If you can conjure it in your mind chances are it has been done and with much more gratuity than you think.

Cartel "men" are like rats or roaches. If you let them live, they will simply make more of themselves until they make places uninhabitable. By their rules if they can't kill something, they maul it until it isn't a threat and if they really hate it they make what GRRM writes look like top chivalry.

It makes that "We protect the innocents" spiel some of them exclaim rather ridiculous in hindsight.

"This man stole a taco from an old lady. We are going to tie him to a tree, beat him so badly he's brain dead and cross-eyed, then beat him even more until his skull cracks like a watermelon someone dropped on the floor, then cut off his head and use it as a football. BTW we'll say he was a child molester and pay MamaMax to skull fuck him in the eye socket ala Serbian Film"

Fucking animals....

I was taking the piss with that last part but it wouldn't shock me if they did something like that.

E: Typos

 

[AltisticRight]

Nexpo.
He does get some pretty obvious things wrong like the Japanese language does not have an emphasis on pronouns, translations often miss that.
The "save me" could also mean "save us", who knows.

This is one of the few really bizarre cases, it's pretty creepy as well. Either another person died or they got out and went on with their lives, fucked.
Or the thing was there before the Kenji guy arrived, then who made it and why?

It could just all be a dumb coincidence. Someone/group built the sign for fun, this Kenji guy got trapped there and stumbled upon the sign so he decided it might be a good spot to wait for help which never came.
Hell, crop circles became a popular troll in the 1980s, which does coincide with this guy done goofed.
Crop circles was a thing and it was made by 2 bored artist dudes with wooden planks and ropes which should have always been obvious from the get-go.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Does an indepth dive into the black tag 9/11 mystery but of course it's ruined by over censoring. At one point in the second case literally censors the word "slaves".

Bruh.

 

[Lone Star]

While I'm doing some changes and having mods move my UrbanSPOOK thread. One of the mods pointed out that UrbanSPOOK sounds more like a Lolcow which got me thinking, should the thread also be about UrbanSPOOK himself? I don't think he deserves his own thread but I do think the thread I have currently could also be good to discuss about UrbanSPOOK himself.

I don't think he really qualifies. Putting out bad content isn't enough, and just insulting people that shit on your work isn't much to make a thread about either. Unless he did something else I simply missed.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Or the thing was there before the Kenji guy arrived, then who made it and why?

Apparently people get lost frequently in that area due to the confusing bolder landmark, so there is a long list of potential sign makers.
Maybe a group of avid hikers got lost? They get mixed up by the landmark, go off course, then make the SOS while they wait (if they are a group and prepared then that explains why they have the manpower and equipment to do it). Then they either perished (how many missing hikers are unaccounted for there?), orientate themselves and make their way back or get rescued by people on foot (both would explain why the SOS was not discovered earlier).

Also, how prevalent the term "SOS" in 1980s Japan? Maybe it would make sense that the sign maker a foreigner or a Jap that spent a lot of time abroad.

 

[Psychonaut]

I don't think he really qualifies. Putting out bad content isn't enough, and just insulting people that shit on your work isn't much to make a thread about either. Unless he did something else I simply missed.

Well he does do these unfunny / obvious rage baits. I’m going to do it anyway since both sides are retarded and I think it’s best if they both share the thread so people can discuss about either him or his haters. Should I call them "detractors"?

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Nexpo.
He does get some pretty obvious things wrong like the Japanese language does not have an emphasis on pronouns, translations often miss that.
The "save me" could also mean "save us", who knows.

This is one of the few really bizarre cases, it's pretty creepy as well. Either another person died or they got out and went on with their lives, fucked.
Or the thing was there before the Kenji guy arrived, then who made it and why?

It could just all be a dumb coincidence. Someone/group built the sign for fun, this Kenji guy got trapped there and stumbled upon the sign so he decided it might be a good spot to wait for help which never came.
Hell, crop circles became a popular troll in the 1980s, which does coincide with this guy done goofed.
Crop circles was a thing and it was made by 2 bored artist dudes with wooden planks and ropes which should have always been obvious from the get-go.

This is one I've actually seen done to death.

Nexpo makes everything excruciating if you already know the main points, I am not sure why I put myself through this video.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

This is one I've actually seen done to death.

Nexpo makes everything excruciating if you already know the main points, I am not sure why I put myself through this video.

This video is also lazily done too. As @AltisticRight pointed out, Nexpo missed some of the nuances of Japanese and all in all it is just a summary of the event without much added.

 

[AltisticRight]

Apparently people get lost frequently in that area due to the confusing bolder landmark, so there is a long list of potential sign makers.
Maybe a group of avid hikers got lost? They get mixed up by the landmark, go off course, then make the SOS while they wait (if they are a group and prepared then that explains why they have the manpower and equipment to do it). Then they either perished (how many missing hikers are unaccounted for there?), orientate themselves and make their way back or get rescued by people on foot (both would explain why the SOS was not discovered earlier).

Also, how prevalent the term "SOS" in 1980s Japan? Maybe it would make sense that the sign maker a foreigner or a Jap that spent a lot of time abroad.

They'd be aware of that in the 80s too. I have read Chinese textbooks from the 60s teaching them, the much more western connected Japan must have had those as well.
That said, I think it's really just some coincidences aligning. Guy got lost due to that landmark, finds sign, stays and dies. Previously, other guy or small group got lost due to the same dumb boulder (where's Matt Jarbo to remove it?) and they made the sign.
No reports said it was chopped using an axe and who knows if the area was visited by timber harvesters who perhaps just left the wood there and never went back? Or maybe they just found an axe, or it was a small one that people might carry for survival/camping?
Why his family cannot recognise his voice? Simple. Record yourself speaking normally and then yelling. You'll sound different enough, now combine that with dread, distress and fear.

If whoever made it survived, why didn't they come out? It's East Asia, people want to minimise trouble and attention.
Or the guy could have sustained the injuries while making the sign, maybe the tree fell onto his leg.

There's a range of simple explanations but it doesn't make a nice clickable video.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Why?

Well, there is not one-size-fits-all answer but generally when it comes to those bastards it comes down to machismo. The reason el Marino Loko does what he does is because cartel men/narcos use their activities as an extension of their manliness, and trying to prove how much more of a man you are can sometimes end in escalating shit into illegal territory. Being cruel, desensitized to gore, always answering tenfold to any slight is how manliness looks to a man that clearly never had a father or at least a father worth shit. Mexican men tend to be mamma's boys with weak/not present dads, so basically fatherless behaviour.

Someone simply decided to be a cruel bastard one day and they decided that was part of the conditions to feel like a big man. Pretty much everyone is Mexico knows someone/was affected by their dealings and when you see corruption around you, you tend to get corrupted so you get men in their sixties thinking they are one AK away from being the Punisher.

It makes that "We protect the innocents" spiel some of them exclaim rather ridiculous in hindsight.

Like with their current government, they have their suck-ups. Some of the densest motherfuckers in the world. At least jihadists have religion as an excuse and they kill themselves. Cartel fanboys are a bunch of cowards with the worst fashion and musical taste of Earth.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

They'd be aware of that in the 80s too. I have read Chinese textbooks from the 60s teaching them, the much more western connected Japan must have had those as well.

Maybe they have "SOS" explained in Japanese hiking survival guides then?

(where's Matt Jarbo to remove it?)

I dont think Matt can survive the hike to get to the bolder in the first place. Also I don't think UberEats is going to pay enough for plane tickets.

Still strange they didn't try to push the fake one down or make the real one more obvious with decorations and signage.

Why his family cannot recognise his voice? Simple. Record yourself speaking normally and then yelling. You'll sound different enough, now combine that with dread, distress and fear.

There is also the fact that the parents might not be ready to accept the reality that the tape of the man screaming in fear that was found next to a decayed body was infact their son. It would be a horrifying prospect for any parent and I don't blame them for wanting to hold out hope their son was alive, or at least died a more peaceful death.

There's a range of simple explanations but it doesn't make a nice clickable video.

But when a topic is done to death like this one and the mystery isn't going to get solved there is no harm in brainstorming theories. It would be content and actually add a reason to watch the video of a topic already better done by others.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Nexpo.
He does get some pretty obvious things wrong like the Japanese language does not have an emphasis on pronouns, translations often miss that.
The "save me" could also mean "save us", who knows.

This is one of the few really bizarre cases, it's pretty creepy as well. Either another person died or they got out and went on with their lives, fucked.
Or the thing was there before the Kenji guy arrived, then who made it and why?

It could just all be a dumb coincidence. Someone/group built the sign for fun, this Kenji guy got trapped there and stumbled upon the sign so he decided it might be a good spot to wait for help which never came.
Hell, crop circles became a popular troll in the 1980s, which does coincide with this guy done goofed.
Crop circles was a thing and it was made by 2 bored artist dudes with wooden planks and ropes which should have always been obvious from the get-go.

If you want an easy example how autistically set in their way Japanese people are, show this video where they have an irl Kaizo trap they wouldn't tear down despite killing multiple people.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Nitro Rad a faggot. He brushed away the rape and car accident theories. Dispute sexual trauma and miscarriage theories have been confirmed by the creator. Nitro Rad ignored the creator. Yume Nikki about being a tranny.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Dispute sexual trauma and miscarriage theories have been confirmed by the creator.

Source? I haven't heard of Kikiyama confirming or denying anything.

 

[deermeat]

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Nitro Rad a faggot. He brushed away the rape and car accident theories. Dispute sexual trauma and miscarriage theories have been confirmed by the creator. Nitro Rad ignored the creator. Yume Nikki about being a tranny.

I don't wanna watch the video and kill brain cells, are you being hyperbolic or did he really claim Yume Nikki is about being a tranny? like how would that even make sense. tranny nonsense was widely unheard of during the time it was made.
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Am I sleep deprived or does Eric's voice sound weird in this? Maybe its my headphones, did he always have a lisp? Is there no lisp? also why are there so many sound effects

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

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Nitro Rad a faggot. He brushed away the rape and car accident theories. Dispute sexual trauma and miscarriage theories have been confirmed by the creator. Nitro Rad ignored the creator. Yume Nikki about being a tranny.

I remember Nitro Rad. Fun fact, if you go on Twitter, you'll notice his typical male gamer friends like the brown guy on the left, are ALL pooner hunters, who specifically go after mentally unstable he/theys while claiming they're "gay" for it to get sex. It's really funny seeing the dichotomy between their pooner girlfriends and the neckbeard gamer boyfriends who do the bare minimum activism to get anus nookie. He's very pro troon rights because of that stuff, so I'm not surprised he latched onto the "Madotsuki is a tranny" bullshit theory. Whenever he's faced with anything regarding problematic creators or just anything touchy, his first go to screeching is "trans rights!" on his Twitter or talking about tranny shit, like in this Yume Nikki video. Dude's an absolute faggot.

 

[Santa Klaus]

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[FILTH Tourist]

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