Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Barry McKockner]

Youtube fucked with him tonight. His IRLs usually show up first and stay at the top until I watch them. It was burried in his page. This was blatant (look at the view count).

 

[anustart76]

Its a mary and hannah claire night boys, strap in.

Hannah's wearing an engagement ring

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

On 19 September, Tim had Matt "sick days are for children" Walsh, & Benyam Capel, one of the producers of "Am I Racist", as the guests.
Hannah & Mary Morgan were the co-hosts.

Due to Tim liking Matt's new film, he gives the guests plenty of time to answer the questions he asks, so it was not such a Tim-dominated time.

Clip Collection:
-Matt notes how it was the Democrats who made an appeal, albeit back-handed, to white men before the Republican party did:

-Mary asks if Tim would vote for a female Trump, which leads into discussion of an experiment by NYU on whether it was sexism that causes Hillary Clinton to lose the debates with Donald Trump. The test involved a re-enactment of the debates with the sexes of the participants switched, but speaking just as their counterparts did. The female Trump won, in the end. This grows into a discussion of Trump's traits & uniqueness, but Tim cuts this off, as there can never be naturalistic conversations. All is hidebound to the segments Tim chooses, not a forum for normal discussions:

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Tim cancelled the 20 September IRL episode, due to a "family emergency".
& because Tim considers none of his co-hosts to be remotely competent, he could not pass the beanie on to Hannah for the evening:

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Vincent James Foxx of The Red Elephants was to be the guest:

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I saw a fair few upset responses from the groypers to this development, so I looked into Foxx & found out he is one of their ilk. So, that explains that.
Vincent did try to calm things down, by stating he believed it was a genuine situation & not fabricated to avoid talking to him:

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[JamesWebbSlinger]

Looks like Tim is not only facing scrutiny from the U.S. Department of Justice, but the Federal Trade Commission, to boot. Right after Tim began reading ads for gold, the FTC puts out a warning against scammers telling you to buy gold bars:

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On the 23 September episode, Tim had Morgonn McMichael, of TPUSA, as the guest.
Elad & Hannah were the co-hosts.

It was a mostly dull affair, so not many clippable moments.

Clip Collection:
-I reiterate that Tim claims he works 16-hour days, which includes researching topics for the IRL show. This must boil down to attention-grabbing headlines, because Tim brings up an article talking about a troop deployment to the Middle East as "World War III, ladies & gentlemen", only to discover it was forty personnel:

-Not one to let this misstep hang over the episode, all by itself, Tim continues to show the fruits of all his hours of research, by not knowing a thing about Lebanon's current government & where Hezbollah fits into it, despite talking about Israel's actions there, for several days, now:

-Tim wisely decided to hold back on a segment with news of a series of cards being banned in Magic: The Gathering:

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Speaking of Magic: The Gathering, it looks like that card game was the straw that broke the camel's back for Tim tolerating Adam Crigler's needling replies:

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Of all the sniping Adam has been doing, as of late, this was what finally pushed Tim to reply:

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This finally prompts Tim to block Adam:

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Even Adam was surprised this was what did it:

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On the 24 September episode, Tim had Dinesh D'Souza as the guest.
Elad & Hannah were the co-hosts.

*Tim actually asks a question of his guest, allows him time to respond, & the other co-hosts to participate, as well, without excessive interruptions: 21:09-29:33

Clip Collection:
-Tim does an ad read for MyPillow, but for some reason, the previous sale price that was publicised has been increased by ten cents, bringing it to $14.98:

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Absolute Cinema Tim is having a meltdown over being called out about his MTG cards being bought in 2020.
Government lawsuits and other issues must be finally breaking lil beanie.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

the steel toe morning show guy that looks like the chud wojak would even probably show a picture of her to his friend and say "your boy didn't do to bad did he?" wouldn't he?

“If only you knew how bad things really are.”

What really stumps me is the simping for Libby Emmons. I honestly cannot tell if it is ironic or seriously lowered expectations.

Absolute Cinema Tim is having a meltdown over being called out about his MTG cards being bought in 2020.
Government lawsuits and other issues must be finally breaking lil beanie.

Bro, why you gotta be nasty and call out my lies that I use to vainly prop myself up as something that I’m not?!

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Looks like Tim is not only facing scrutiny from the U.S. Department of Justice, but the Federal Trade Commission, to boot. Right after Tim began reading ads for gold, the FTC puts out a warning against scammers telling you to buy gold bars:

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There's an entire thread of gold and silver fans in Off Topic section that would like to tell the FTC they can go fuck themselves, I will buy gold and silver, I will continue to buy gold and silver, and its not because any body is telling me to do it, its because I like doing it, I like holding it in my hands, it makes me feel good. FUCK YOU FTC.
I was buying gold and silver way before Tim ever did any advertising about it.

What really stumps me is the simping for Libby Emmons. I honestly cannot tell if it is ironic or seriously lowered expectations.

I've never understood it. Like, she seems like a nice mild mannered person so I wouldn't say this to her or anyone who would ever tell her this but she does look like a goblin troglodyte. Just being real here.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Coreco Ja'Quan Pearson, executive director of Teens for Trump, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

*Part of Tim's lawsuit against the Kamala Harris campaign was allegations by their "X" account that he was a Trump operative, which may imply being paid by the Trump campaign. This is absurd, as you can see, here, Tim pressures Ian to vote for Trump, for free: 38:58-44:50

Clip Collection:
-While the flagship location of his coffee shop has failed to launch, Tim says the "national expansion of coffee shops" is going just fine:

-Ian is embracing his video game streaming, now playing World of Warcraft with a Dracthyr named "Graphene". Coreco asks what Magic: The Gathering is, which prompts Ian to get excited about a prospective show Tim & he had planned, but as this is the introductions, Tim cuts him off to move to Hannah's hello:

-When Ian asks for more details on how this national expansion of CastBrew Coffee will work. Tim says he legally cannot discuss it:

-One thing Tim can speak on is his ever-growing litany of lawsuits. Tim says he is going to sue West Virginia over the inability to host a card game, or make wagers on card games which can win you money, prizes, etc. It is considered a misdemeanour. Tim argues that it is unfair that children playing the Pokémon TCG can win "$20" at a local game shop & he cannot place wagers, legally, in a playing card game. Aside from the fact children are most likely not wagering, but winning prize money, the counter-argument that the Lottery Commission gave to Tim was "collectible card games are exempt". Tim says the state shall have to chose between banning Pokémon or allowing "social poker":

-A super-chatter asks Ian for help mitigating the hurricane heading to Florida. Ian says the super-chatter can control the weather, as everyone has the power within them. Tim insists Ian prove he has weather-controlling powers by stopping the long streak of rain over their compound. Ian says he likes the rain, & is not really up to change it:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Tim insists Ian prove he has weather-controlling powers by stopping the long streak of rain over their compound. Ian says he likes the rain, & is not really up to change it:

Good to see Ian get back at Tim for always raining on his parade.

 

[namvata]

I know someone has probably already had this take before me but I think it's actually believable that Tim didn't know he was taking money from the russians, he's such a raging narcissist he probably gassed himself up enough to genuinely believe that his half-baked opinions and gay podcast are worth 10 million dollars and there was nothing sketchy about such a payment coming into his network, because he's just that fucking smart and everything he says is so profound.

 

[anustart76]

Ian did an 18-hour gaming stream last night.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Ian did an 18-hour gaming stream last night.

Good gravy, the side-effects of a diet centred around graphene must be insomnia.

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This post from Cassandra Fairbanks, booker for IRL, may hit a little too close to home for some of the Branch Timidians:

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The video:

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Tim had Oli London as the guest.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

*The panel discusses additives in American foods, that are not present in British, or European products from the same brands, even if it is the same exact product. This ends up with talk of fluoride added to water, & eating healthier as a goal, etc.: 1:24:27-1:34:49

Clip Collection:
-Perhaps I was wrong to say there was no connections between Nick Rekieta & Tim, as the beanie boy claims he, too, spends $3000 a month on "snacks & groceries for the warehouse". Although, this is for fifteen to twenty people, not the poor souls trapped in the Nose's nest:

-The episode immediately after Tim expressed his doubts about Ian's weather control, he announces that Hurricane Helene is likely to strike them with "serious storms". Tim sowed the wind, now reaps the whirlwind. Or, in this case, the hurricane:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If you squint at the gif of the hurricane, you make out Ian releasing lightning from his hands to supercharge the storm. The gaming stream was prerecorded. Ian was actually plotting his revenge.

 

[anustart76]

This post from Cassandra Fairbanks, booker for IRL, may hit a little too close to home for some of the Branch Timidians

I do like that meme though, I have to admit.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Riley Moore, the Republican candidate for West Virginia's 2nd Congressional district, as the guest.
Clint Russell, Hannah, & Josie Glabach, were the co-hosts.

*Tim, ever the shabbos goy, asks Riley his thoughts on Israel. Riley says he would continue to support it, after which Clint inquires what his limits of support would be. Clint uses the example of Israel striking Tehran with a nuclear warhead, Both Riley & Tim agree that would be the stopping point for backing the Jewish state. Clint says we need to dis-entangle from Israel, but Tim pushes back, saying we need to support Israel, or else they shall enact the Samson Doctrine:. Riley & Tim, also give their arguments for why Israel is more deserving of aid than Ukraine; Tim contends Israel is a potent arms manufacturer & intelligence source, while Riley adds that he doubts Hezbollah or Hamas would be so agreeable to Christians: 59:05-1:15:36

Clip Collection:
-I am not saying there is anything to Ian's claimed weather control powers, but a super-chatter mentions that 28 September will be the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Ian striking his location. Clint & Josie flew in from Florida & had a rather exciting journey with some rough turbulence:

Later in the episode, Tim notes that the remains of Hurricane Helene has augured its way towards them, despite initially making a westerly sweep:

-Tim complains that Seamus Coughlin, a sometimes guest/co-host, included Tim being shot dead in his latest cartoon:

Here is that section of the video:

-Tim discusses the 2024 election night episode, which shall see a rotating panel of guests coming through, as they stream from the second floor of the yet-to-open coffee shop, in Martinsburg. There will be thirty elite member tickets up for grabs, as even Tim knows no one wants to sit & listen to him for an entire day. Also, Tim notes they shall be calling into Steven Crowder's show for a bit. Clint inadventendly one-ups this by saying Luke & he shall have Roger Stone & Alex Jones on their election night broadcast:

 

[Hightension]

I have to be honest, that's one of the most baller things Tim has ever done and it makes me laugh. Dude wanted to throw some money at the event, they acted like punk ass bitches so Tim just flexed on them and bought the shit out. If the land was close to Tim's that's probably a decent investment, and if it happens to be connected to his.. even better. Just because he got a win in this doesn't mean he's not still a huge faggot, and it's a bit of a dick move. It's still fucking hilarious.

They said no to Tim because these people spent the last years convincing the city that they can upkeep a DIY skatepark so that may get an actual skatepark paid by the city. Then Tim get big hero reposts this event at that park, which didn’t have enough space for so many people, from parking to general space to make sure it wouldn’t end up in chaos.
I can’t post YouTube video links in here so I post the title:
Videos by gifted hater:

„Skateboarding's New Supervillian“
„Tim Pool Doesn't Understand
Skateboarding“
Edited on tablet somehow I can add videos here:

In the second video on 28:20 it's more explained what happened. I forgot which one but in one of the videos one of the dudes that managed the park is given a chance to speak about the reason they said no. Since Tim bought it they don’t take care of it anymore since their dream of a park in their city is gone.

Tim of course spun it about his politics because that’s the only reason that someone would say no to him.

 

[Endu]

Aw man, here I am watching the live show and Alex Stein did the fatal mistake of mentioning AIPAC. Queue Tim halting the show to run defense on Israel for who knows how long.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

on the 30 September episode, Tim had Alex Stein as the guest.
Hannah & Raymond were the co-hosts.

*As @Endu pointed out, Tim spent a great deal of time minimising how much influence Israel has over the United States when Alex brought up AIPAC's power to shape elections. Despite this being a big topic of discussion, Tim eventually casts it aside, so they can talk about Netflix losing subscribers after its co-founder donated to Kamala Harris. I will give Tim some credit for at least admitting becoming so wrapped up in the Middle East, including Israel, was a mistake: 44:39-58:08

Clip Collection:
-Tim claims "we can produce culture, that we got good stuff, too, & they can't gatekeep us", but you have to buy his latest song on iTunes to prove this:

-Tim discusses how "Kamala Harris got a layup, here. Come on down, help people' in the areas affected by Hurricane Helene, or, barring that "at least, survey the damage". I will point out that regardless of whether a president visits a disaster zone to help people, survey the damage, or does not & continues on, as normal, there shall be criticism lobbed their way, regardless:

-Alex brings up how authorities are saying regular people should not come to the affected areas, even if they are coming to help. Tim explains that "if you were to drive down to these areas...with major flooding, the roads are covered in mud...trying to rush in & do general help, they could get stuck & create bigger problems". Tim, then, says Kamala Harris should "be levying the weight of government" to go down there, herself. So, a regular person seeking to bring supplies should stay away, but a politician with no training should show up, as a glorified photo-op:

-While I appreciate Hannah utilising the word, "falstaffian", I do not know if I would describe Tim Walz as robust, bawdy, or a rascal, even leaning into the humorous aspect of that character. That label would better apply to Trump:

-Tim says that if the United States stops supporting Israel precipitously, it would provoke "the Samson option" & a nuclear war would ensue. So, they can only slowly disentangle from Israel cautiously, instead. Tim compares a rapid disconnection from Israel as akin to the 2021 withdrawal from Afghanistan, leading to mass chaos. Though he does concede that this Israel entwinement is one of the United States' "generational mistakes" of involvement in the Middle East:

-Tim discusses plans for a "6 January" music event, with a few political speeches, & pitches this happening in West Virginia to avoid the craziness of Washington D.C., whether or not Trump wins. Alex jokes that that the new compound is built for "a rave", which Tim says is going to have a "twenty-foot theatre screen". Depending on what type, it could vary from a mere $480 to almost $12,000. That is to say nothing of the projector for it:

-Apparently, there is a cemetery on the Branch Timidian compound. After Raymond says Ian keeps the ghosts at bay, Tim mocks this, saying the ghosts are just humoring him. Thankfully, Ian is away in Los Angeles, where the city is "igniting & absorbing my DNA". Alex warns against doing "magic" after doing a séance on his show:

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On 1 October episode, Tim had Ian Carroll, a self-declared "TikTok researcher", & Mark Ivanyo, executive director of Republicans for National Renewal, as the guests. Mark has the worst/best luck with episodes to appear. There was a watch-along for Elon Musk & Donald Trump's conversation on his first visit, one month ago.

Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

As stated, this was a watch-along of the Vice Presidential debate between J.D. Vance & Tim Walz. This starts at 59:26

Clip Collection:
-Tim flushes away that praise I gave him for admitting involvement with Israel was a mistake, in the previous episode. The beanie boy refers to Alex Stein as "a guy" he had a conversation with over AIPAC's influence, minimising it as much as possible by claiming it is because "people in America tend to support Israel". Mark pushes back, saying that anyone getting tens of millions spent for, or against, your candidacy must have an impact. Tim says "I don't see the Communist Party PACS succeeding in their massive ad spends, or the Nazi party". This befuddles the panel, as Ian asks if they really spend as much as AIPAC. Tim has to admit he does not actually know, but falls back to Americans just support Israel. Ian notes that much of that may be credited to how the conflict is presented, & shaped for the American public:

 

[Nicole E. Eggert]

Tim says "I don't see the Communist Party PACS succeeding in their massive ad spends, or the Nazi party".

I honestly don't recall ever seeing an ad from the CPUSA in my entire life. I'm not even sure that the American Nazi Party is still a thing, and I'm afraid that attempting to look it up will put me on a federal watchlist.

Doesn't Tim, his regular panelists, and most of his guests insist that Democrats are faithful communists, and that everything they do is to further the cause of communism? If the stance he's attempting to take is that AIPAC is only influential because Americans generally support Israel, shouldn't the CPUSA be massively more successful and influential than it is now?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

On the 2 October episode, Tim had Ben Zeisloft, the editor of The Republic Sentinel, & Mario Nawfal, the host of many "X" spaces, as the guests.

Hannah & Raymond were the co-hosts.

It was mostly a recap of the debate, lacking much new to clip.

Clip Collection:
-When having a mid-life crisis, some men build a man-cave. Tim decided to construct a Man-compound, a warehouse loaded with beef jerky, video games, & skate ramps, all in the middle of nowhere:

-Tim's ad read for MyPillow must not be up-to-date for the sale price shown on screen. This, also, means we do not have a clip of Tim saying "1488":

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On the 3 October episode, Tim had Dallas Sonnier, a movie producer that works with The Daily Wire.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

Tim gave another go at multi-streaming, this time on "X" & YouTube.

Clip Collection:
-One benefit of multi-streaming is having Tim interrupt Tim:

-Tim really is working hard to earn the man-child label. He attempted to make whipped cream, at home, but ended up making a total mess of the kitchen. Tim overfilled a mixing bowl, & never checked on it, so Alison walked into a complete mess:

-Tim has denied being a Trump surrogate in his lawsuit against Kamala Harris' campaign, but he announces he is partnering with Scott Pressler to speak at an event to register voters. The event features Jack Posobiec, as well, but to cut off any accusations of being a Trump surrogate, Tim labelling himself "MAHA, Make America Healthy Again", Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s phrase:

-Tim says the reason he shifted to podcasting from on-the-ground reporting was because people "chase me around...just trying to get on camera" to "shout out" something. Tim says you would need security to operate as he did:

-Tim floats the idea of offering a free membership to people that super-chat from the delivery room. Of course, Tim is not planning to address the replacement rate, himself, just offer incentives to others:

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On 4 October, Hannah was given the chance to host an IRL episode. The guests were Adam Johnson, the Lectern man from 6 January, & Josh Seiter, a man who declared he was transitioning but may have been doing it for a laugh as it basically boils down to lipstick & nail polish.

Carter & Phil were the co-hosts.

Hannah is a bit halting when reading the ads & introduction, but smooths out after that.

Clip Collection:
-Hannah says Tim is away at the voter registration event he discussed in the previous episode: