Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Sammich]

I can't believe my younger brother's watching this retard and there're probably thousands of kids his age being brainwashed by his rhetoric.

We grow out of it, look how many got their politics from comedy central/daily show. We mostly smartened up.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I don't think it's quite that bleak. I admit I don't know the exact age range of your younger brother, but I think a lot of us here used to watch dumb YouTubers/Twitch streamers and think it was deep and meaningful content, only to completely lose all interest and realize how bad it was once we grow up. I feel like that's the case with a lot of Hasan's viewers, he tends to have a primary demographic of younger people, but but he cycles through them. As more come in, the ones who have aged up start catching on to how meaningless his content is and leave. And then, ideally, the crowd that left will recommend other people towards someone else. It's not quite enough to break the cycle, there's always going to be a new wave of younger viewers, but it does diminish it a tiny bit. And eventually, they either fade into obscurity, or ultimately make it big enough where they can go off to do something else that allows them to more passively collect income.

It's hard to say which will happen to Hasan. I'll give him the faintest bit of credit and acknowledge he seems vaguely aware he should try and branch into other things, but I'm not sure if that's because he's thinking about the future or just craves more attention. Given how dependent he is on his looks, if he can't find something behind the scenes to do, he'll be screwed when he's aged too much for his fans to continue pretending he's some kind of chad himbo. Again, I don't think he'll ever die outright because he'll have enough loyal fans keeping him propped up as he spergs about politics, but it'll be a shadow of the numbers he has now.

I don’t think I’ve heard of a single person who went from disliking (or even generally neutral) towards Hasan to liking him. He’s not a taste that you mature into

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

DebateLords is deep down Hasan‘s Gen Z/Alpha version of the Daily Show, except the only difference is that the “safe edgy” phenomenon is really showing itself for what it is.

It‘s very concerning how Jon Stewart claiming that “New Yorkers need to suck it up and deal with loads of crimes from homeless people stabbing, shooting and pushing people onto train tracks is part and parcel of American life“ is far more cringe amusing than Hasan parodying debate topics as if they are politicians.

Even if it’s not trying to be serious, it’s still just another example of “Who is this program for exactly?”, since I really doubt young people watch this in full all the way through.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I know it's common to call all Turks cockroaches but Hasan embodies the roach spirit more then almost any Turk.

Cockroaches are know for being like impossible to kill, Hasan's career is like that where just when you think he is about to fall off he comes right back.

 

[Min M4x]

I can't believe my younger brother's watching this retard and there're probably thousands of kids his age being brainwashed by his rhetoric.

I get it dude, my younger brother is also brainwashed by Hasan

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

I get it dude, my younger brother is also brainwashed by Hasan

These posts make me sad. I know several people who, just like Hasan, have political brain rot. However, they do not watch political streams; instead, they watch ABC, MSNBC, or CNN. I have not not met a single person who knows or watches Hasan, Vaush, Destiny, Xanderhal, and so forth. They belong to a small niche on the internet.

Since your brother is a Hasan fan, this means that he somehow found this obscure community of degenerates through some influence. Is there a left-wing pipeline that funnels people into BreadTube? I certainly don’t know about it, and I am curious to find out how someone can become a Hasan viewer.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

I can't believe my younger brother's watching this retard and there're probably thousands of kids his age being brainwashed by his rhetoric.

This is what a call being a shitty parent that let social media raise their kids instead of better parenting. You also a shitty big brother who didn't look out for you younger brother and let him get brainwash.

Hasan Reddit moderator just sweeping up the horrible shit he does.

 

[Metamorpho]

This is what a call being a shitty parent that let social media raise their kids instead of better parenting. You also a shitty big brother who didn't look out for you younger brother and let him get brainwash.

I would try to stop him from watching that slopaganda but I'm bad at debating and even if I somehow convinced him to stop it piss off some off my family members and they'd probably chew me out, which is really boring.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I heard that Hasan is sperging out over the apparent Nasrallah assassination in Beirut. Unfortunately, his hours and hours of boring content provides a protective shield against clipping, so I haven't seen it for myself yet.

I would try to stop him from watching that slopaganda but I'm bad at debating and even if I somehow convinced him to stop it piss off some off my family members and they'd probably chew me out, which is really boring.

You don't get impressionable loved ones to leave a cult by telling them to leave it. These communities thrive on forced-teaming and persecution complexes. There's no one-size-fits-all way to get a loved one to leave malign influences, just do your best. Maybe make fun of Hasan occasionally (but don't do it so much that your brother resents you for it). Most likely he'll just grow out of it, Hasan is genuinely too dumb to be in Breadtube, teenagers start "intellectually outpacing" him and move on to better shit.

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

Hasan Reddit moderator just sweeping up the horrible shit he does.

His subreddit is pure cancer, filled with thirsty women and retarded sandniggers.

Is it monitored by Fr0gan or other members of Hasan’s inner circle? I would assume that his subreddit is closely monitored to prevent any hint of dissent or disagreement.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hasan Reddit moderator just sweeping up the horrible shit he does.

I bet you if it’s only done to benefit the AnarchoCommunist, TikTok Socialist™ brand on their perceived side, yet not for political conservatives that actually prefer peaceful protests without federal agents that we’re using pipe bombs and the like.

 

[Haramburger]

Is there a left-wing pipeline that funnels people into BreadTube?

I was getting YouTube recommendations for Hasan clips for some reason in 2021 and looking back I can't think of what I possibly could have been watching that would have been adjacent to him for YouTube to suggest it. I watched a few things, was unimpressed by his shit takes on things and just stopped watching and it eventually stopped coming to me. I'd wager that front page or sidebar recommendations are a majority of his new users.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

This is what a call being a shitty parent that let social media raise their kids instead of better parenting. You also a shitty big brother who didn't look out for you younger brother and let him get brainwash.

Hasan Reddit moderator just sweeping up the horrible shit he does.

January 6th rioters are closer to America's working class than Hasan, will ever be.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

"No issue" with Hezbollah for Hasan.

Destiny calls for Twitch (Dan Clancy, the CEO, specifically) to ban Hasan for supporting terrorists.
(L/A)

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

"No issue"

I really didn't expect Hasan to be that blunt, you undersold it. Calling them a "successful resistance group" and "I don't have an issue with them, let's just say." That's so coy and faggy.

Twitch streamers are funding terrorism.

 

[McAfee]

"No issue" with Hezbollah for Hasan.
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Destiny calls for Twitch (Dan Clancy, the CEO, specifically) to ban Hasan for supporting terrorists.
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I don't support censorship, but destiny is mostly right here; destiny got banned for inciting harassment against keffals or some sort of nonesense, but defending Hamas murdering babies and hosting a literal terrorist on Hasans show is totally fine and millions of kids watch.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Hasan also showed a literal Houthi propaganda video to NMPlol, a (non-political) guest on his stream who was the guy who asked "what's Hezbollah?" in the previously posted video.
Hasan legitimately praised the Houthis throughout the entire video, cheering them on both figuratively and literally.

 

[Black Spruce]

Broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

"No issue" with Hezbollah for Hasan.
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Destiny calls for Twitch (Dan Clancy, the CEO, specifically) to ban Hasan for supporting terrorists.
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This is going to cause a lot more Destiny "Milk" than Hasan "Milk". Hasan says shit like this on a daily basis it feels like. Nothing is going to happen except Destiny will continue to seethe in his cuck corner. Destiny will probably be talking about this for a couple of days to protect his greatest ally while Hassan will just move on and continue to lie about missile sounds and what ever else he does.

I don't know who the Mullato(?) is but he might be a little weirded out that he kind of just endorsed Hezbollah by proxy, but I doubt it considering that every streamer loves to sucks Hasan's cock no matter what he says, and he is still friends with him after all he has already said anyway. (also even if he knew who Hezbollah was he probably would support them anyway since Israel hatred runs so deep with the streamers.)

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

"No issue" with Hezbollah for Hasan.

Dear IDF:

I heard that you successfully assassinated Nasrallah. I have another job for you: His name is Hasanabi Piker. Much like Nasrallah, I want you to “remove him from the picture.” We already have a sleeper agent watching him, code name “Candy Man.” He will provide more information once you rendezvous with him. Shalom.

-a good Goyim