Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat is in another monstrous slapfight with Leslie Varney and he mentions the KiwiFarms.

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Does Queen Leslie actually post here?
I love how both of them are incorrect about my post, lmao. Leslie, honey, my screencap has the logo of the issuing agency, and it was not the MPD. MPD is the org that confirmed to me that the FBI has an investigation into the calls regarding Patrick, and that the FBI is pressuring local officials to not talk about it. Which, incidentally, is where Patrick is wrong, because this actually serves to prove his overall point that the feds are involved.
 
I’m really liking the concept of a perpetual siege of the Rickshack by MPD and the feds and such. Just peaceful because everyone knows it’s bullshit and Rick waves at them when he leaves to waddle down to the watering hole, but because they’re called so often (500 SWATTs a day on average, not counting wellness checks) that there’s a MPD mobile command unit on the street, an ambulance and fire truck parked on the lawn, and the local branch of the FBI is permanently renting the Airbnb - which is why Bob Gayporn can’t double decker the toilet. Rick doesn’t complain much because he loves attention and of course Nikki likes that the natural gas pipeline is now running directly down her street.

It could be an amusing side show in a TV show or something. Every once in awhile a tank would roll up and/or some new officer on the force would try to actually respond to a call and hijinx would ensue and everyone would laugh.
 
So by my reckoning using "time in wisconsin" on google, pig man woke up somewhere between 04:30am and 05:00am and immidiately started ragexeeting after like 4-5 hours of inactivity overnight.....



Fuck my ass how does he live like this?!

I mean even before you factor in the impact of his age and weight and alcoholism and the figurative and literal shit he fills his body with, getting so little fucking sleep and spending every waking moment driving yourself into a frenzy has gotta be unfathomably fucking miserable and must surely poison whatever the fuck else he does that might lighten his day.

Sure he is 1000% gettin what he fuckin deserves here, but that this is something he has tricked himself into doing by choice just noggles my boglin
 
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Fuck my ass how does he live like this?!
I want to know how the hell his phone keeps a charge. He tweets every waking hour and some of the sleeping ones; does he have multiple battery packs that he keeps swapping in? He’s the energizer bunny of retardedness.

If only this dedication and force could be harnessed for useful work.

Even if Rick is self-swatting it won't matter and nobody will care unless the lawsuit against the MPD does NOT get dismissed out of hand and some pretty convincing evidance appears such that the MPD enters it.
 
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damn, even the ralphamale has paid quasi at some point...

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Oh lawd have mercy, just as my xeet mining expedition turned into tragedy when I was forcibly shown the latest depths of cringe LAWD DEM RAAAANGZ had delved I am saved by fatrick suddenly launching himself on a tenpart twelvepart seemingly endless oinkout about LESLAAAAAY and how he is the most swatted and persecuted pig in the west
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[Pinches nose] Can't believe we're still doing this, but okay. For reasons simply beyond my understanding, literary agent, Leslie Varney, is again using her Twitter platform to harass, defame, and gaslight on behalf of her friends in the cult stalking and SWATTing my family. As most of you know, over the last few years, my family has been the all consuming obsession of a criminal cyberstalking cult. Our home has been SWATTed 53 times and counting, with the most recent incident happening just last week. Unless you're Leslie Varney. If you're Ms. Vareny, then you see someone SWATTed dozens of times, whose story has been covered in national media, and think to yourself "I bet he's lying for attention." You then set out and befriend obvious stalker accounts on Twitter and believe everything they say.

In the above tweet, Leslie doubles down on her delusion, again accusing us of making up the ordeal her terrorist friends force us to endure, stating falsely the media simply "took our word" for the story without independent confirmation. Just one problem: They didn't. This segment from NBC Nightly News, filmed last year when the number of SWATTings was "only" in the 40s. As you can see halfway through the segment, NBC fact-checked directly with the MPD, who confirmed the number and the nature of the attacks on us. The number has since grown, but NBC was not the only media outlet to independently confirm our story. Journalists from Inside Edition, The Independent, and The Daily Beast also confirmed with MPD. The fact of our stalking/SWATTing ordeal is not in dispute or up for debate.

Leslie was shown this video when it aired last year. She knows MPD has confirmed our story. She is simply, nakedly lying, in service of literal domestic terrorists. Which brings us to the 2nd screenshot. This image was taken from a site called "Kiwi Farms." Kiwi Farms is as bad as the internet gets. It has stalked, harassed, hounded, and threatened four people to suicide THAT WE KNOW OF. The fact Ms. Varney uses it as "proof" of anything to further her conspiracy speaks volumes about her character.

But just for the sake of thoroughness, let's look at her "proof." She claims it shows MPD has only one record of a SWATTing call against our home (as she helps the stalkers to dox us, again). One issue. The report comes from the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Dept. The Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office and the City of Milwaukee Police Dept are different entities entirely. To the very best of our knowledge, the MKE Sheriff's Dept has never responded to any of the 53 SWATTing calls against our home, as they weren't the agency contacted. The Sheriff's Dept has no reason to have MPD service calls or incident reports. A fact that should have been obvious to Ms. Varney, if only she retained the capacity for rational thought independent of her need for confirmation bias of her prejudices. Alas, she doesn't.

Ms. Varney is a willing ally of domestic terrorists. She has chosen, of her own volition, to support them, platform them, validate them, joined in their cause of trying to ruin my career and reputation, repeatedly defamed me, and now she's helped them doxx our home again. Leslie Varney has absolutely no business representing authors as a lit agent. Her judgment and associations have proven her to be a danger to my family, other authors, her clients, convention guests and attendees, and the larger writing community. It's time for her to go.
TLDR: LESLAAAAAY dares blaspheme against mine divine self by doubting my victimhood narrative and is allied with the literal terrorists trying to murder me and she needs to be put to death...

....uh I mean banned from the publishing world. So sayeth I the man of pig.
 
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I don't know how he managed to hide the black children he keeps in his basement from the swat teams he keeps calling on himself but the FBI is definitely going to notice all of the pepperoni and look into where it's coming from.
It’s gonna be the FDA - mark my words. They’re going to track down some weird side effects and find the true horror story.

Yep. Enjoy prison because of enjoyers of prions.
 
Oh lawd have mercy, just as my xeet mining expedition turned into tragedy when I was forcibly shown the latest depths of cringe LAWD DEM RAAAANGZ had delved I am saved by fatrick suddenly launching himself on a tenpart twelvepart seemingly endless oinkout about LESLAAAAAY and how he is the most swatted and persecuted pig in the west
Lmao, he noticed the very same issue with Lessie's statement that I pointed out. For once in his life, and for only a singular tweet, Patrick is right, May God have mercy on everyone's souls
 
Lmao, he noticed the very same issue with Lessie's statement that I pointed out. For once in his life, and for only a singular tweet, Patrick is right, May God have mercy on everyone's souls
The question is is he smart enough to use it against Leslie? (No). Also I find it funny how he calls her a domestic terrorist. Just for making fun of him on xitter. Lol, lmao.
 
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Unless you're Leslie... what? That's not even a grammatical mistake, it's just a non-sequitur. He must have been seething quite hard while typing up this screed. Already up to 17 likes though, so clearly it was worth it.

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Gotta save this for the inevitable "who must go?" conclusion.

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lol. Even if it were true (obviously not the case), many more people have died doing retarded shit for TikTok. Four suicides is as bad as the Internet gets, really?
 
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Found one of the pig's older posts in the wild. He plays very well among the normie crowd because of how completely generic and uninteresting his opinions are. He says what everyone else on his side is saying, in the exact same way.

Nevermind vastly more people want to go between Barcelona and Paris than would ever want to go between NYC and Columbus, and going between the former is infinitely more meaningful and interesting than going between the latter. You can go between countries, hear new languages and see completely different cultures... Or you could go one state over to Ohio, which isn't even a quarter of the way to the other side of the country, but the Pig thinks is just as meaningful.
 

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Those tweet chains are fucking insufferable, but I enjoy how Leslie manages to ruffle his feathers in a way that no one else can. He knows he can't do shit except scream into the void, then cue the histrionic whining to appease his victim complex. I bet he has full-on autistic meltdowns at home over shit like this; his face probably looks like a greasy beetroot after his tantrum.
 
Found one of the pig's older posts in the wild. He plays very well among the normie crowd because of how completely generic and uninteresting his opinions are. He says what everyone else on his side is saying, in the exact same way.

Nevermind vastly more people want to go between Barcelona and Paris than would ever want to go between NYC and Columbus, and going between the former is infinitely more meaningful and interesting than going between the latter. You can go between countries, hear new languages and see completely different cultures... Or you could go one state over to Ohio, which isn't even a quarter of the way to the other side of the country, but the Pig thinks is just as meaningful.

What's the date on that post?

There's a thread somewhere at ONA with Pests texting him that a train ticket from Barcelona to Paris was like $200 and he fatly denied it even after they showed him the rail line's booking portal. I'll repost here if I can get a date reference.

Edit: nevermind. Found it. Strap in:

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This conversation (which it clearly is, what else could it possibly be?) continued for a full week.
 
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fatrick suddenly launching himself on a tenpart twelvepart seemingly endless oinkout about LESLAAAAAY and how he is the most swatted and persecuted pig in the west
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"Ms. Varney is a willing ally of domestic terrorists"
He really does have Histrionic Personality Disorder, doesn't he?

"now she's helped them doxx our home again"
How can it get anymore doxed than it already was Pat?
 
This image was taken from a site called "Kiwi Farms." Kiwi Farms is as bad as the internet gets. It has stalked, harassed, hounded, and threatened four people to suicide THAT WE KNOW OF. The fact Ms. Varney uses it as "proof" of anything to further her conspiracy speaks volumes about her character.
Every time I forget this pig has a 1.2 GPA I get a reminder that's like a slap to the face. Disregarding the unfounded, delusional absurdity of his claim that we've killed 4 people: a source is a source.

I don't give a single shit if the source is correct. Forget Kiwi Farms, we watch for updates from the telegrams of some of the most despicable human beings alive for war updates. Some of those people like Igor "Strelkov" Girkin have a rap sheet consisting of thousands of civvie kills, disregarding any other war crimes. People still read what he wrote regarding strategy and what it was like on the ground because he was fucking right. He was 100% correct, and yet he is the definition of a terrorist.

God, the self-centred ignorance and naivete of this fat fuck is exhausting. He's like those people who ask for hypothermia evidence to be thrown away because it was based on Nazi research, or animal testing results to be discarded because beganisms. It's just such a pathetic attempt at extremely tangential guilt by association (why are you reading that website, huh?)
 
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