Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Now the morally bankrupt Patrick S. Tomlinson is accusing Leslie of misgendering the financially bankrupt Mx. Singh. And he still stands by Jackie's accusation of Peter Janse.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is Mx. even a misgendering? I thought it was the hip way to refer to things of unknown gender or species.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

Pat could've written 2-7 FUCKING BOOKS instead of bickering with his toilet on Twitter.

I love seeing the math laid out like that. But to be honest, that's probably a conservative estimate. The real measure, which we have no way of knowing, is how much time and energy he devotes to not letting the idiots win. He pretty clearly spends almost all of his waking hours online. If he spent even 2-4 hours a day actually writing instead of tweeting, he could easily write 2000 words a day. Almost anyone can get those kinds of numbers if they put their mind to it. And even if he took weekends off, that's still 520,000 words a year. I know of a writer who consistently does 8000-10,000 words a day, puts out 4-6 books a years and makes high six figures from writing alone. The thing is, most writers struggle to get that many words a year because they have things like day jobs and children taking up their time. Rick has none of those things. He could be putting out at least two books a year and still have plenty of time make pepperoni and daydrink. He was literally no excuse for his failing career except that he would rather argue with strangers than be a writer.

I want to know how the hell his phone keeps a charge. He tweets every waking hour and some of the sleeping ones; does he have multiple battery packs that he keeps swapping in? He’s the energizer bunny of retardedness.

If only this dedication and force could be harnessed for useful work.

Even if Rick is self-swatting it won't matter and nobody will care unless the lawsuit against the MPD does NOT get dismissed out of hand and some pretty convincing evidance appears such that the MPD enters it.

Well, he makes most of his posts either from his couch (or in bed before he even gets up) or from a barstool, so he's never far from an outlet. The image of him sitting on the couch with his phone tethered to the wall, or yet again asking a bartender to plug in his phone for him, is pretty fawkin hilarious though. I bet he carries a charging cord with him wherever he goes.

 

[AnOminous]

Will they let him bring the pepperoni machine to prison? he might just turn into a billionaire meat goods merchant if so.

OT, but I wish whoever came up with that format gets an entire lego set lodged firmly in their feet.

I hope they have to dance barefoot on a floor covered in 4 sided dice.

LEO has whatever Alan had on his machine. They may have records of where The Fatprick bought his crypto. There is a non-zero chance The Fatprick can't be proven to have sent crypto to Alan. There is also a non-zero chance that The Fatprick has outright lied to the FBI trying to sound the victim and in doing that could have a lying to the FBI charge stick.

Being the fat lying idiot he is, he could be innocent of the swattings themselves but still have lied enough to the FBI that they're pissed enough to charge him for just that.

 

[Judge Holden]

Were I not exhausted from the day's labours I would be busy shooping this for the crane to be carrying fatrick away


Also yes I am well aware of example no.890109209818 of pig man being an utter fucking manchild, but i just dont have the energy to try and write a funny about it

 

[Something Awful]

What a novel and funny observation. Rick could incorporate it in his stand-up routine, maybe follow up with his classic bit about how his wife recently left him and he wants to kill himself.

 

[Judge Holden]

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What a novel and funny observation. Rick could incorporate it in his stand-up routine, maybe follow up with his classic bit about how his wife recently left him and he wants to kill himself.

To be fair, pig man is fluent in german for reasons best left unexplored....

TFW you find ze gas chamber filled with negerwurst

 

[John_Smith]

Lmao, he noticed the very same issue with Lessie's statement that I pointed out. For once in his life, and for only a singular tweet, Patrick is right, May God have mercy on everyone's souls

No. He read your post here. He does read this thread. He only accepted what you wrote because it aligned with what he wanted. Never assume intelligent action when observing Piggy.

 

[Judge Holden]

No. He read your post here. He does read this thread. He only accepted what you wrote because it aligned with what he wanted. Never assume intelligent action when observing Piggy.

Since he is here, allow me to welcome Pat back to the farms.

I address you now directly pig man and hereby serve you notice that if and when you unwittingly step foot within a square mile radius of myself at any time, for any reason, I will as per my legal right move to swiftly intercept you before immediately incapacitating and then holding you immobile by stretching your ankles behind your head and then power-fucking you in your piggy ass and staring you in the eyes while I do it, until the police arrive to arrest you on multiple felony charges for your slaughter of countless african american children. I am willing to pay the fine for public bestiality to protect my fellow three fifths of a man from your depravity.

 

[Something Awful]

Why not just say "my brother". He's an adult.

 

[Irish Turtle]

Since he is here, allow me to welcome Pat back to the farms.

I address you now directly pig man and hereby serve you notice that if and when you unwittingly step foot within a square mile radius of myself at any time, for any reason, I will as per my legal right move to swiftly intercept you before immediately incapacitating and then holding you immobile by stretching your ankles behind your head and then power-fucking you in your piggy ass and staring you in the eyes while I do it, until the police arrive to arrest you on multiple felony charges for your slaughter of countless african american children. I am willing to pay the fine for public bestiality to protect my fellow three fifths of a man from your depravity.

why did you change your pfp from blood meridan to this

 

[Ded Sert]

What's the date on that post?

There's a thread somewhere at ONA with Pests texting him that a train ticket from Barcelona to Paris was like $200 and he fatly denied it even after they showed him the rail line's booking portal. I'll repost here if I can get a date reference.

Edit: nevermind. Found it. Strap in:

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This conversation (which it clearly is, what else could it possibly be?) continued for a full week.

Piggle Rick belongs in an asylum arguing with a fence post.

 

[AnOminous]

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Why not just say "my brother". He's an adult.

Any brother would be little compared to Rick.

Because he's FAT.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Were I not exhausted from the day's labours I would be busy shooping this for the crane to be carrying fatrick away
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Also yes I am well aware of example no.890109209818 of pig man being an utter fucking manchild, but i just dont have the energy to try and write a funny about it

Gee, Pat, maybe the WM guy wouldn't let you play with it because it's not a fucking Tonka toy, it's a truck carrying construction equipment that could easily maim or kill someone if mishandled. All he'd have to do is hit the wrong button, drop that whole load of wood on his or someone else's head, and suddenly WM is drowning in reams of paperwork and liability suits because a dipshit manchild couldn't keep his fat fingers off the big red button.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Gee, Pat, maybe the WM guy wouldn't let you play with it because it's not a fucking Tonka toy, it's a truck carrying construction equipment that could easily maim or kill someone if mishandled. All he'd have to do is hit the wrong button, drop that whole load of wood on his or someone else's head, and suddenly WM is drowning in reams of paperwork and liability suits because a dipshit manchild couldn't keep his fat fingers off the big red button.

Let’s just say that out in the rural areas where use smaller companies - one man deals - they let you play with the crane sucks to be you, Rick.

 

[FinnSven]

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Why not just say "my brother". He's an adult.

Because his brother is more accomplished than him and he hates it.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

I love how both of them are incorrect about my post, lmao. Leslie, honey, my screencap has the logo of the issuing agency, and it was not the MPD. MPD is the org that confirmed to me that the FBI has an investigation into the calls regarding Patrick, and that the FBI is pressuring local officials to not talk about it. Which, incidentally, is where Patrick is wrong, because this actually serves to prove his overall point that the feds are involved.

To be fair, I didn't notice that until you pointed that out. I'll never mock Pat's GPA ever again.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

I don't know how he managed to hide the black children he keeps in his basement from the swat teams he keeps calling on himself but the FBI is definitely going to notice all of the pepperoni and look into where it's coming from.

Despite being only 13% of the child population, black children constitute more than 52% of the contents of Patrick S. Tomlinson's bowels.

 

[Red Frida]

My little brother was only a JV athlete, never published any books, and doesn't even have a Twitter account let alone 50,000 followers. His accomplishments pale in comparison to mine.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Wasting time with shitty sci-fi series, toys and lazily lay in one place whilst faking being passionate, nice try Rick. You still can’t get over the fact that your ex-wife left you a bleak void that made you seethe at her and your biological daughter for the rest of your life in your half-hovel.

No Leslie, you’re mentally ill and delusional. Seek help already. Wait for the knock.