Silent Hill

First impressions are important. In the original game, seeing That Red Pyramid Thing standing in the apartment hallway makes you go "NOPE." Walking in on what he's doing to the distressed mannequin legs makes you go "OH, FUCK NO." And seeing him the next time - with the monster shoved between his legs, and the moaning noises - is just to confirm what you thought you saw the last time: that this isn't like any video game monster you've seen before. Then you're stuck in a claustrophobic space with what can only be described as being some kind of invincible monster rapist thing in a butcher's smock and giant, iron helmet, who can kill you in one hit if you don't pay attention to his wind-up. I don't care if there's a visible cock or not - I felt every way about that dude that the game director intended for me to feel. And you're reduced to feebly trying to evade him until he leaves of his own accord.

Very little of what I just described would be allowed to be included, today. Did anyone believe they'd actually be allowed to see villains depicted doing anything which might be TRIGGERING? In CURRENT YEAR? It may be labeled "Silent Hill 2" - But that thing with the metal triangle on its head is only here to be a fucking meme. "He was never a rapist. Stop complaining. You don't know what you're talking about. This new version is an improvement in every way, anyway - The helmet now has hemorrhoids. Okay, boomer."
 
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Brain Power said:
This one? They changed it a lot, and that also meant changing the way James runs into him.
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They sanitised it as much as they could but still referenced it so they could say "they didn't change the game". Fucking cowards.
The more snippets of this I watch, the angrier I get. Fuck this remake and fuck those Pollacks for thinking they could make this game better than it was.
 
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I wonder if Yathzee and all the other content creators who swear up and down this is their favorite horror game are going to like it. You would think not, but then again, who knows how many of them are just soulless grifters with no standards who latched onto SH2 because everybody else has.
Speaking of which, why SH2? Was the first game re-made when I wasn't looking or what?
 
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I want to be surprised by the remake so I am avoiding most scenes, pictures, music, etc. Watching the teaser though, some of the background looks unfinished to me, and I am a bit disappointed.

A lot of people outside this thread said it looks good (but then again, any person that likes nuhorror slop would shill for a bad remake) but I still have... small hope maybe the game would be decent and stay true to the OG.

I have a feeling I am gonna be disappointed. Also to me and other people I talked to (and read about), old graphics make things scarier. I don't know why.
 
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X Prime said:
They almost definitely won't, the series heavily fell off in popularity after 2.
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They most definitely will since publishers would rather remake any slop with a brand name attached to it rather than take a risk on a new ip. Like was somebody such a huge fan of Lords of the Fallen that there was a huge demand for a remake/reboot? How about going further back with the Syndicate remake that turned it into a shitty fps game?
 
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Metatron said:
I hope they never dare touching Silent Hill 3.
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Oh I won't be surprised if they touched it. It features a "strong and brave" female. It ticks the DEI requirement of these gaming corp. fucktards.
IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
They sanitised it as much as they could but still referenced it so they could say "they didn't change the game". Fucking cowards.
The more snippets of this I watch, the angrier I get. Fuck this remake and fuck those Pollacks for thinking they could make this game better than it was.
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This is why I just go back to emulators. These thin-skinned corpo zombies don't know why Silent Hill or any beloved franchise was special in the first place.
 
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Metatron said:
I hope they never dare touching Silent Hill 3.
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Now that the bandaid's been ripped off, I would enjoy seeing all the ways it can be fucked up. Picture a Current Year, nonbinary Heather in the spitting image of Jessi Slaughter's body and danger hair (but with Zendaya's face and a pair of Harry Potter glasses), looking into the camera before the final boss to point and yell "MY BODY...MY CHOICE!" as she aborts baby Jesus and causes Claudia to scream and lament, "WE WERE GOING TO MAKE SILENT HILL GREAT AGAIN!."

Claudia Wolf's updated character model:

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In fact, most of this thread's discussion is likely to turn to writing our own Bloober SH3 remake by time everyone's done giving a fuck about the 2 remake by the end of the month.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
SH 3 - Heather will be in black jeans instead of a miniskirt. She'll have a tumblr haircut (one side shaved).

Harry will be made into a bad father because of "the patriarchy" and Heather won't be sad he's dead.

Douglas will be black.

Claudia will be a lesbian.
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Well the game ends with Heather terminating her "pregnancy" so I'm sure the Goober Squad devs can use that as a jumping off point. Also Claudia is disheveled and severely mentally ill so she's already halfway there to get poonered in the remake. Douglas will still be white but the game will dial up the creepy stalker vibes to 11 and have his demise somehow be deserved since he is a bepenised white male. Harry will probably be portrayed as an unstable alcoholic who detests Heather and most likely beats her too so the devs can relive their childhoods through the game.
 
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The review vibes im getting from this game is that it's perfectly fine, maybe even great by current year standards... If your not super attached to the original interpretation of the story. Just my two cents, I never played the original.

There's apparently two new endings available in New game plus. Every original ending has been adapted as well.
 
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Michael Wade said:
The review vibes im getting from this game is that it's perfectly fine, maybe even great by current year standards... If your not super attached to the original interpretation of the story. Just my two cents, I never played the original.

There's apparently two new endings available in New game plus. Every original ending has been adapted as well.
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the new In Water ending shows James in his car, sweating, hands shaking, before he yells out as he slams on the gas. And then the turbotards in the YT comments will go "I really like this new version of James, you can really hear the pain in his scream, the actor did a fantastic job."
 
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30+GameOvers said:
I wonder if Yathzee and all the other content creators who swear up and down this is their favorite horror game are going to like it. You would think not, but then again, who knows how many of them are just soulless grifters with no standards who latched onto SH2
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Yahtzee may be a fag but you already know he'd fucking despise this. He already shat on the revival of the series and tried to de-hype people and warn them of Konami's shit. He was one of the big names who essentially went "oh fuck off" and compared it to digging up a grave and dangling it around.
 
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