Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[PinKopyKat]

More like r/FtMpoonished amirtite

 

[unexpected onions]

Saw this random tweet and thought it seemed weird



So I looked deeper into their profile and wow who could have guessed?

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Legaltweetz proves yet again to have no legal savvy, despite looking as ghoulish as Alan Dershowitz.
This story starts with Fred Sargeant. A white gay guy that was involved with the Stonewall riots but never gets brought up as much as the two colored crossdressers. It probably has to do with him being one of the few figureheads that don't support troonery. Anyway, he was calling out the freakshow Sophie Molly, the litigious, disgusting troon that dabbles in UK politics.
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Spoiler: Disgusting troonery

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Erica, like so many pooners, arrives to protect the feelings of degenerate men:
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Aaaand she demonstrates that she has no clue what revenge porn means.
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As with all troons, people should bend themselves to conform to their warped reality. And that extends to law itself.

Old gay men really don't a fuck what comes out of their mouth and it really is wonderful.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

They never dwarfmaxx either

Sounds like somebody doesn't frequent the Pooner Zoo and missed out on seeing trans muscle bear a while back. Don't listen to me, I'm a sped. This truly is even funnier seeing it a second time, though so I'm leaving my retardation here.

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You'll get there little dood.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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I am sorry for having such blasphemous thoughts but she looks similar to our dear feeder, especially in that last attachment.

 

[NSA Intern]

Sounds like somebody doesn't frequent the Pooner Zoo and missed out on seeing trans muscle bear a while back. This is even funnier seeing it a second time, somehow.

You're right, I had no idea the thread existed. I'll give it a look when I'm done reading through some other threads

 

[melty]

Yes please! Anytime I meet anyone irl who is into crafty stuff, they're also labia deep into gender ideology. Or, worse yet, they're pooners. Making new friends in your 30s is hard, but I'll never be that down bad. Crafty pooners seems to be a trend

I've noticed craft shops are a magnet for this stuff too. Are pooners aware men don't really do "crafting"? The only time I see men at Joann's or any other craft store is when they are some woman's husband or son.

One memorable encounter had at Joann's was a gaggle of female queer/enby zoomers, one with a fake cane, very loudly talking and making terrible jokes about their polycule.

Hobby lobby repels gendies because it's run by fundies. Its also a banging crafts store, I highly recommend it.

 

[deermeat]

You know what I just realized?
Most pooners.... Are far left progressives. Either communists or socialists or whatever lefty brainrot.

Meanwhile if they were actually "malebrained", they'd be far right.
Seriously how many women can you think of who act like /pol/ users that aren't just simply pretending for male attention? The majority of extremist pooners are commies. Progressive ideology is the most feminine ideology you could believe in, even the men that believe in it are soys.

I notice a lot of these niggas be posting on /tttt/ acting like them using 4chan makes them cool and underground, all edgy and stuff. It's adorable.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

You're right, I had no idea the thread existed. I'll give it a look when I'm done reading through some other threads

God, I should stay off the farms when it's past midnight. Thought I was in the Sideshows thread when I was posting that!

Still, any opportunity to share and laugh at that particular lil dood is good, even if I end up with egg on my face in the process.

 

[bad at usernames]

Not sure if this has been touched on but have any other non-Americans noticed an uptick in pooners speaking in full fledged American accents? To be fair I’m mainly referring to higher education settings in other English speaking countries which seems to be very attractive to the socially inept for some reason, and by proxy overrun by the tranny brigade. It’s some troons too but I mainly see pooners exhibiting this behaviour? It’s like this weird shrill valley girl voice, like how people mock gay men and are like “yasssssss queennnnn slayyyyy” but unironically. It’s even more strange too because the vast majority of them haven't even been to America, they just know it through social media and pop culture. It’s a little jarring when I hear it because you’re just immediately outing yourself as an autist with your tone of voice because literally nobody talks like that where I’m from besides them, the lack of self-awareness in pooners amazes me more every day.

 

[GloriousScarf]

genuine question how do you two have sex?
i haven’t had sex with a cis women, but i’m really thinking that if i do, the “sex” we’ll have is just me touching her.. i don’t think of doing anything else because i’ve never done such thing before. i also just feel like i’m not meant to have sex with cisgender women because i don’t have the genitals opposite to them and it makes me hate being trans. is this also a common thing among the trans community?

God damn this one just screams internalised homophobia.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Guess they all want to be thin twinks with long, glorious locks holding hands with strong men and talking about feelings.

Hahaha. They have literally NO idea what homosexuals get up to, do they?

 

[Fapcop]

Hahaha. They have literally NO idea what homosexuals get up to, do they?

Remember the horrified reactions from pooners who get on to Grinder and get a dick pic with “want 2 fuck?”

“OHMAHGAWD IM MORE THAN A PIECE OF MEAT?!? Not even a hallo?!”

As any gay man would react

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You know what I just realized?
Most pooners.... Are far left progressives

No, all of them are. It is axiomatic.

God, I should stay off the farms when it's past midnight

Yes, I too turn into a Gremlin.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Motherfucker.
Did the cops get him at least or was he one of those fucks that eats a bullet themself?

The dirty pedo ate his gun, in true coward fashion. The police weren't on the scene until roughly 15 minutes later.
Everyone in Scotland who is old enough to remember Dunblane still has a burning hatred for Thomas Hamilton despite the fact he's dead.

Thread tax: lil doods are gross and feeble and I would not sex

 

[Iron Jaguar]

What male, female, pooner, tranny etc has ever found those massive cow nose rings attractive? I just want to attach a rope to them and drag them into a mental hospital.

I hate them so much. Nearly every 20-ish girl in my area has them. WHY DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE FARM ANIMALS?!!!

The young poonette in person:

She’s lucky she’s ugly and sorta passes until you actually look.

There's a new one: "Pajeeting Out".

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

What male, female, pooner, tranny etc has ever found those massive cow nose rings attractive? I just want to attach a rope to them and drag them into a mental hospital.

Women find them attractive. That's why women write men who have them. Or why F2M wear them. Or why women make male avatars with them. Or why women use them to "get laid DESPITE being unattractive cause I'm just so fucking hot" which is the whole dogma behind Tumblr and feminism in general. They set out to make themselves ugly to win "despite" it.

Then when they win, they also take the high ground of "Uhh I'm more than my looks!", but they also want to keep winning on their looks. Like that Skyrim song girl we all remember who had to get naked on her Twitch stream to stay relevant playing piano.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I was looking for TIMs to post in the transbian dating profiles but I stumbled upon this…

> ENM/poly
> dating “asexual” people
> genderfluid
> he/him
> pansexual

Wow what a catch. My panties are just falling off as I read this profile.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I was looking for TIMs to post in the transbian dating profiles but I stumbled upon this…
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> ENM/poly
> dating “asexual” people
> genderfluid
> he/him
> pansexual

Wow what a catch. My panties are just falling off as I read this profile.

"Poly with two asexual nesting partners and two other partners that are not nesting"
So you have 4 friends, live with two and bang the other two. Gotcha

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I was looking for TIMs to post in the transbian dating profiles but I stumbled upon this…
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> ENM/poly
> dating “asexual” people
> genderfluid
> he/him
> pansexual

Wow what a catch. My panties are just falling off as I read this profile.

Very considerate of her to use that public changing room for her awkward underwear pics.

I hope that's her own undies, but I see an empty hanger on the bench so they may not be.