Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Warm Lasagna]

Nobody wants to live next to Nick so they reduced the price to $425k on the balldo bunker...

Yeah, any offer it receives is gonna need a massive credit to fix all the utilities in that house.

 

[Desktop User2]

Considering the possibility that all water lines in the house are fucked because of the defective water filtration system causing rust and oxidation, I would be surprised if anyone with half a brain would pay more than $300-350k for it.

If you have to open all walls to replace the lines it might not even be worth that.
Pretty much all water fixtures will have to be replaced as well.

It is a bona fide project house unless you just want it to run a meth lab in.

Iron seepage into the wells seems to be pretty common in their neck of the woods, it should be it not the pipeline. If you are not a nigger and maintain/ filter your water source appropriately, everything should be fine. One big tell they do not care is that decor style looks to me from the 70/80s so either Rackets has the tackiest taste in the world or they just moved in and never remodeled it. The wood has the same (god awful) varnish of their main house so I guess they just moved in.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Iron seepage into the wells seems to be pretty common in their neck of the woods, it should be it not the pipeline. If you are not a nigger and maintain/ filter your water source appropriately, everything should be fine. One big tell they do not care is that decor style looks to me from the 70/80s so either Rackets has the tackiest taste in the world or they just moved in and never remodeled it. The wood has the same (god awful) varnish of their main house so I guess they just moved in.

I know it is Iron from the well water, the issue is that they did not maintain the filtration system. If they had done it the shower would not look like someone died in there from a nuclear blast wave and their atomized remains were branded into the wall at 3000°F.

And when you have the iron particles oxidizing in the shower, sink, bathtub and toilets, where else do you have it? I guarantee you that every appliance in the house and every water fixture has gunked up rust built up inside and if the water lines, for whatever reason, ever sucked air at any point in time, you will also have rust inside the pipes.

Clearly the system has not just been broken for a few weeks, it must have gone on like this for years.
Nick ran down that property completely and will have to take a hefty price cut to sell it in this condition.

 

[SaltyFanta]

"Joking" about fucking kids = absolutely not funny what is wrong with you.
Joking about a pedophile falling into an open sewer and dying = maybe funny it depends on the execution.

This got me thinking about the way Nick especially talks about pedophilia.

I think there's a big distinction in how most people joke about pedophilia and how Nick jokes about pedophilia. With normal people the joke is often on the pedophile, for example Rucka Rucka Ali has a parody song in which he jokes about being a pedophile, but it's in the broader context of mocking bronies and written from the perspective of a stereotypical brony, he's mocking bronies, not children being raped.

Nick's "jokes" about pedophiles always strike me as strange, it seems like he finds the actual action of a child rape funny, as if the joke is on the child for being raped, which is even more sickening when you remember at least one of these jokes was at the expense of a real abused child in his cringeworth "what if she had a scat fetish?" joke. If you look at this in the broader context of him allegedly enjoying making people uncomfortable by licking their face, and the way he sexually harassed the judge on stream out of frustration at her ruling, it makes him seem like a real creep.

In the aftermath of someone being revealed as sexual predator, people often look back and recognize things as signs. I think if Nick was arrested for some sort of sex crimes, we'd see these the same way as massive red flags. To be clear, I'm not saying Nick has committed sex offenses , but a lot of his behavior seems like red flags that lead me to suspect he could, I wouldn't trust him around my kids.

 

[Sam Losco]

What the fuck is wrong with all these retards and going over the speed limit?

The drive between St Cloud and Spicer is very rural and has nice 4 lane divided highway for much of it. The urge to go fast will be strong.

 

[not william stenchever]

The drive between St Cloud and Spicer is very rural and has nice 4 lane divided highway for much of it. The urge to go fast will be strong.

People don't use their fucking speedometers. They will just let their hindbrain take the wheel and will speed up whenever the scenery along the road turns to open fields on either side.

 

[Sammich]

absolutely not funny what is wrong with you.

Nothing is off limits, or everything is off limits. Mocking @Bryan Dunn for being too fat and ugly for his pedophile father to rape is funny. I will say idiots like rackets, or zoom (pedophile, fat and a liar) saying disgusting shit and then later trying to call it a joke, that's not funny, but that's not them trying to be funny, that's just them using "oh it's just the dark humor" as a shield.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nobody wants to live next to Nick so they reduced the price to $425k on the balldo bunker...

That's still way too much.

Not because Nick lives next door, but because it's a house with an obviously fucked up water supply in bumfuck Minnesota.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Redbar covering this stuff would just lead to more a logs of him because of all the kiwis deciding "there's nothing funny about fucking kids"

1.) Redbar deserves to be a-logged. This is not up for debate.
2.) there is nothing funny about fucking kids.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Look at that tasteful chart, the orderly fashion, the thick lines. My god... it is even color coded. Very impressive. Very nice.



What the fuck is wrong with all these retards and going over the speed limit? Can't they be 10 minutes late to the cocaine swingers party that they feel the need to step on the gas like retards?

Dude I don't get how you keep getting speeding tickets in your 40s. That's for your teenage years-20s when you're retarded and want to baptize your rusty 1999 Honda Civic on the highway to brag to your friends. Grow up Rackets.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

either Rackets has the tackiest taste in the world

I mean, he and Kayla actually do have really terrible taste if you go by their artwork purchases and tattoo subjects.

Edit: And clothing choices at formal events.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

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AHEM A-HEMMMM

What is "BTFA"?

Black'd That Fragrant Asshole?

 

[JT Marlin]

run a meth lab in.

"OMG, DID I HEAR METH LAB NEXT DOOR?"

 

[Chazzed Up]

This got me thinking about the way Nick especially talks about pedophilia.

I think there's a big distinction in how most people joke about pedophilia and how Nick jokes about pedophilia. With normal people the joke is often on the pedophile, for example Rucka Rucka Ali has a parody song in which he jokes about being a pedophile, but it's in the broader context of mocking bronies and written from the perspective of a stereotypical brony, he's mocking bronies, not children being raped.

Nick's "jokes" about pedophiles always strike me as strange, it seems like he finds the actual action of a child rape funny, as if the joke is on the child for being raped, which is even more sickening when you remember at least one of these jokes was at the expense of a real abused child in his cringeworth "what if she had a scat fetish?" joke. If you look at this in the broader context of him allegedly enjoying making people uncomfortable by licking their face, and the way he sexually harassed the judge on stream out of frustration at her ruling, it makes him seem like a real creep.

In the aftermath of someone being revealed as sexual predator, people often look back and recognize things as signs. I think if Nick was arrested for some sort of sex crimes, we'd see these the same way as massive red flags. To be clear, I'm not saying Nick has committed sex offenses , but a lot of his behavior seems like red flags that lead me to suspect he could, I wouldn't trust him around my kids.

First off it's been a longass time since I've heard the name Rucka Rucka Ali, damn.

Yeah the problem with Nick is he just thinks a kid being raped is the punchline and can just be sprinkled in as a 'joke' without even any context or setup. Generally if people are going to joke about that sort of thing and it actually be (darkly) funny, it's stuff like Epstein/Dan Schneider type jokes, or about the Clintons trafficking Haitian children or something. It's more of an edgy thing, but Nick will use it in a sense of like.... 'Haha, X is so funny/weird, he should go buy an 8 year old from a Somalian' or something fucking non-sequitor in the least funny way possible. It comes so readily to his mind at random times that it's obviously something he's thinking about routinely.

 

[Oxyjen]

Dude I don't get how you keep getting speeding tickets in your 40s. That's for your teenage years-20s when you're retarded and want to baptize your rusty 1999 Honda Civic on the highway to brag to your friends. Grow up Rackets.

The way I avoid getting speeding tickets on long boring drives is to have a nice car with adaptive cruise control and lane keep - then set it to 5 over and chill the fuck out.

Maybe there’s something about taking large quantities of cocaine that makes you drive faster? Or barely suppressed anguish about what a mess you’ve got yourself into and whatever the latest inter-qover fight is about is detracting you from the task of careful driving.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The way I avoid getting speeding tickets on long boring drives is to have a nice car with adaptive cruise control and lane keep - then set it to 5 over and chill the fuck out.

Maybe there’s something about taking large quantities of cocaine that makes you drive faster? Or barely suppressed anguish about what a mess you’ve got yourself into and whatever the latest inter-qover fight is about is detracting you from the task of careful driving.

My car is a utter rust bucket, a old Malibu, and I just do it by looking at my speedo and the road signs. I've never been pulled over for speeding with that one easy trick. I'd have to say it's the cocaine. Makes you want to zoom zoom everywhere, makes you think you're a badass behind the wheel in your mid life crisis mustang.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

You guys sound like old women. Long open road? Going to hit triple digits np, won't even raise the heartbeat. Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

"Joking" about fucking kids = absolutely not funny what is wrong with you.
Joking about a pedophile falling into an open sewer and dying = maybe funny it depends on the execution.

A pedophile actually falling into an open sewer and dying = so funny it hurts

 

[WEEKEND]

What the fuck is wrong with all these retards and going over the speed limit? Can't they be 10 minutes late to the cocaine swingers party that they feel the need to step on the gas like retards?

I'm 100% certain that Nick was both at least slightly high/drunk and on his phone while speeding.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick is too much of a pussy to speed. The only things he does fast is spread his cheeks for the bull and pump out those 5k locals gifts. Actually, it was the 8 year old who was driving when he got those tickets.