Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

Wondering if Nick will change his backdrop again, now that his hero has the eerie foreshadowing effect of women being his downfall, and merciless prison rape.

No way, now he wants to be DA JOKYR even more.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Wondering if Nick will change his backdrop again, now that his hero has the eerie foreshadowing effect of women being his downfall, and merciless prison rape.

It’s ok, Nick can be Joker now.

 

[AnOminous]

There is a world of difference between “aggressive 90mph two lane maneuver” and “flooring it on the New Mexican interstate highway”. I don’t know what it’s like in other states but in the ones I’ve lived in you have to really earn your speed ticket by driving retard speeds in normal traffic.

And this cokehead faggot managed to do it four times in a single year.

I mean speed if you're gonna speed. But learn some fucking technique, retard. And screaming obscenities at the cop who pulls you over earns no style points. You just look like a retard yelling at someone for doing his job.

 

[Nate Higgers]

There is a world of difference between “aggressive 90mph two lane maneuver” and “flooring it on the New Mexican interstate highway”. I don’t know what it’s like in other states but in the ones I’ve lived in you have to really earn your speed ticket by driving retard speeds in normal traffic.

In certain parts of New Mexico, you're basically de facto required to drive 10-15mph over the speed limit or else you're an asshole. I was tailgated by a state trooper on a motorcycle while I was going 65 in a 65 when I was in Albuquerque. That's not even getting into when you're in the rest of the state.

 

[Shagedan]

In certain parts of New Mexico, you're basically de facto required to drive 10-15mph over the speed limit or else you're an asshole. I was tailgated by a state trooper on a motorcycle while I was going 65 in a 65 when I was in Albuquerque. That's not even getting into when you're in the rest of the state.

That’s the entire Southwestern US. Even Cali gets like this - in regular traffic, 70 is the minimum speed. In NM/AZ/TX the floor can honestly get up to 80. That’s why I’m always floored when I hear about people who rack up speeding tickets - you have to either be driving something loud and flashy or you’re actually retarded.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean speed if you're gonna speed. But learn some fucking technique, retard. And screaming obscenities at the cop who pulls you over earns no style points. You just look like a retard yelling at someone for doing his job.

OMG! You don't understand! The cop was doing his job in a "faggy manner!"

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Wondering if Nick will change his backdrop again, now that his hero has the eerie foreshadowing effect of women being his downfall, and merciless prison rape.

No way, now he wants to be DA JOKYR even more.

Prison Rape: Where Kiwifarm Justice meets Balldoman Lifegoals - The Convergence

Nick will spin it as the state agreed to let hm use their sex dungeon.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

And this cokehead faggot managed to do it four times in a single year.

I mean speed if you're gonna speed. But learn some fucking technique, retard. And screaming obscenities at the cop who pulls you over earns no style points. You just look like a retard yelling at someone for doing his job.

It also highlights his inexperience with the practice of law. His book learned responses show a complete lack of understanding of discretion in policing. His behavior is geared to only what he learned about court and evidence in school. He doesn't seem to get that they aren't speed cameras. They can record him at 76 in a 55 but only cite him for 5 over if they wish. But he seems to think if they write 76 in a 55 as evidence they have to cite him for 21 over. They could also give warnings. His responses show that he doesn't believe his behavior matters.

In addition, my experience is that unless they are dedicated traffic/motorcycle unit, they are looking for criminal stuff like DUI. Being polite and not drunk is almost always a warning. Act like a dick though and they'll cite for everything they observed. Not every cop has a DL bar code/mag stripe reader and printer in their car so writing tickets has to be worth the effort. They all see his history and know why he was cited for civil traffic infractions by non-highway patrol: "he must be a dick."

 

[Kosher Dill]

He was at Hedonism II from August 1 to August 12 2022.

I'm surely revealing my inner Scandinavian prude here, but I just can't imagine the appeal of nearly two weeks at a sex resort of any kind. I mean yes, granted, Nick is an enthusiast of dark meat, but doesn't he want to do anything else? This cuck was rich for a hot minute before he had to be reparented - he could've dropped in to Hedo for a couple days of orgy before continuing an around-the-world tour, but instead he just put down roots in some tacky motel. Fry your brain on drugs, fluff Romaine for another round, hit on dumpy graying swingers in the hot tub, repeat. Pathetic. What's the point of being rich if you have no imagination?

 

[Pelican Bones]

You guys sound like old women. Long open road? Going to hit triple digits np, won't even raise the heartbeat. Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

Lots of foreigners itt whining about speed limits tbh

 

[House Cat]

Updated REKIETA LAW DEGENERACY TIMELINE incoming within the next hour . . .
( tons more added . . . a BIG thank you to all )

Live look at me and what this calendar has done to me mentally, emotionally, and physically . . .

 

[Owlbear]

ETA: And If he were an actual lawyer, he would have gone BMW or Mercedes.

A BMW that is worth owning is a lot more expensive than a Rustang. Nick is poor.

Wondering if Nick will change his backdrop again, now that his hero has the eerie foreshadowing effect of women being his downfall, and merciless prison rape.

He has to stream again to change his backdrop.

DENIED!

I'm surely revealing my inner Scandinavian prude here, but I just can't imagine the appeal of nearly two weeks at a sex resort of any kind.

I think Hedonism II runs weekly themes, so spending 2 weeks there is likely very abnormal. Nick was there for cuck week, right?

We also can infer that Nick is a sub thanks to the time he talked about playing a "spice up your sex life" game with Kayla and he was much more excited to lick whisky off a plate without his hands than Kayla was to see that happen. He mentioned that Kayla said, "I don't see you that way" in relation to his moment as a human puppy.

 

[datura_binge]

Isn't it hysterical that he could have just NOT POSTED during his fucked up cuck vacation and nobody would have known he was there? You know what I don't do on vacation? Work. I don't work when I'm on vacation. Just put the fuckin phone down Nicholas.

 

[LovisXVI]

A BMW that is worth owning is a lot more expensive than a Rustang. Nick is poor.

I drive a BMW over a decade and a half old and still drives extremely well, I can concur.

Isn't it hysterical that he could have just NOT POSTED during his fucked up cuck vacation and nobody would have known he was there?

He's a sexual degenerate and they tend to be voyeuristic about their fetishes. If they can't get everyone to know or see it, then it isn't nearly as tantalizing. Part of the thrill of transgression is the potential to be caught.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm surely revealing my inner Scandinavian prude here, but I just can't imagine the appeal of nearly two weeks at a sex resort of any kind.

I'm a bit of a clean freak, and going to a place like that sounds like a personal Hell - afraid to touch literally anything in there, wear gloves, going to need a lot of Febreeze when I leave, etc.

Based on just appearances alone, Nick and his gang in the crackhouse look so disgusting, it makes sense they would be content in such a gross environment.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick is never gonna stream again is he.

 

[Law]

Isn't it hysterical that he could have just NOT POSTED during his fucked up cuck vacation and nobody would have known he was there? You know what I don't do on vacation? Work. I don't work when I'm on vacation. Just put the fuckin phone down Nicholas

A part of Rickety Rackets initial appeal was that he kept his IBS life and his happy-father-of-five life separated. His fans were convinced that a tough day on the 'tubes wouldn't matter once he came home upstairs to his wife and kids, and that dealing with the school run and PTA meetings would never effect his scathing commentary. If he actually was able to keep aspects of his life from cross-contaminating, he wouldn't be having this depressing-ass downfall arc. Notice how Hedonism II is discreet.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Found some old but nonetheless interesting news in MCRO. In early 2020, the Rekieta children’s former nanny, Chaney, caught a disorderly conduct charge for “brawling or fighting” in nearby Rockville MN (73-CR-20-1275). Proceedings got dragged out for the rest of the year due to Covid, and she eventually pled guilty and was convicted of a petty misdemeanor instead of the original misdemeanor charge. There aren’t many details about what happened, other than that including the fine, fees, and public defender costs, it cost her $139 in total.



Now, I don’t post this to put this poor woman on blast. From what Aaron described on his show, it sounds like she truly cared for the kids. I did some searching in the thread and it’s believed she started working for the Rekietas in early 2019, but I wasn’t able to confirm it.

If that timeline is accurate and Chaney was working for the Rekietas during that time, she was caring for a lawyer’s children full time, and yet was represented by a public defender. Not that I blame her for distrusting Nick’s legal skills if that was the reason why, but it’s kind of funny and weird that Nick didn’t lift a finger to help her out.

Also found this tidbit. Chaney is currently looking for work on nannylane.com and in her bio she says she will “leave your home in better condition than I found it” which I’m sure was not hard to do at the Rekieta household

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is never gonna stream again is he.

I don't recall the KKK ever giving him permission, so no.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Every major interstate I've driven on has a high speed limit usually around 70 mph. The real speed limit is what ever the cars in front of you are doing and usually it's over the speed limit.