Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[northstar747]

OMG! You don't understand! The cop was doing his job in a "faggy manner!"

sir was the cop at dennys?

 

[AltisticRight]

And this cokehead faggot managed to do it four times in a single year.

I mean speed if you're gonna speed. But learn some fucking technique, retard. And screaming obscenities at the cop who pulls you over earns no style points. You just look like a retard yelling at someone for doing his job.

I'm sure the pigs were delighted to see that gay mustang with LAWPOPE as the licence plate and think "ohey it's just a lawyer, let's leave him alone, time for Denny's".

That gay plate alone didn't invoke the primal urges in pigs to pull him the fuck over and write him a ticket. I know if I saw a speeding gay mustang with LAWPOPE as the plate and I'm a badged piggy, I'd pull that fucker right over just for how retarded that plate is and how blantant his disrespect was.

It's not hard to drive like a normal person.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Are we finally gonna get some juicy deets about the sticky, dimly lit booths of Pure Pleasure?

Timestamped:

Chaney, caught a disorderly conduct charge for “brawling or fighting” in nearby Rockville MN

Rockville, MN? She could have been at Stoney's Bar. I hope so.

 

[USAroXX]

It seems the DA seems to know the balldo throuple lore and realizes this is a retaliatory strike. Not looking good for the balldo bunker. Nick's going to need some nose candy to ease up that stress.

Also, Aaron's DA stated at Aaron's FIRST hearing/appearance/arraignment: "we csn find no caselaw on point on these facts [i.e. Aaron's case]......" [paraphrased but close to those words].

Indirectly related to Balldo, Aaron talks about his court stuff yesterday. The court is aware of Nick's connections to Ralph, who illegally streamed Aaron's arraignment. The court is not happy about this, which led to the electronic device ban in the court. Self-quote is to the Aaron thread.

Nick is scared shit-less now that it is possible Aaron might take this STUPID revenge porn case TO TRIAL and Kayla and Nick and Side piece will be REQUIRED to testify cuz ALL are on the affidavit.

I say again, the junkie trio DID NOT think this one thru.

 

[Father Balldo]

Found some old but nonetheless interesting news in MCRO. In early 2020, the Rekieta children’s former nanny, Chaney, caught a disorderly conduct charge for “brawling or fighting” in nearby Rockville MN (73-CR-20-1275).

ROCKVILLE, MINNESOTA, home to STONEY'S BAR AND GRILL! Enjoy Happy Hour 4pm - 7pm with $2 can beers from 4 'til 6! Meat Raffle at 6:30.

Another win for the toe!

 

[USAroXX]

Theyre both obviously gonna plea out, theyre retarded, but not that retarded

Not a chance, should Imholte plead out. His DA already admitted there is no caselaw on point in his case, that is an automatic win at SCOTUS on first amendment grounds

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Anyone who gets pulled over four times in a single year for speeding is an absolute mongoloid. Whatever your opinion of speeding is.

Can confirm. I think I've gotten a total of four of five tickets in the 20+ years I've had a loicense.
And I'm by no means an angel on the road. I'm just not a complete fucking retard, and I'm able to get away with it 99.9% of the time.

Nick is never gonna stream again is he.

He will stream when the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil commands him to.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Rockville, MN? She could have been at Stoney's Bar. I hope so.

Looks like it’s right around the corner.

Enjoy Happy Hour 4pm - 7pm with $2 can beers from 4 'til 6!

Well, that explains the 8:30 pm brawl.

If that timeline is accurate and Chaney was working for the Rekietas during that time, she was caring for a lawyer’s children full time, and yet was represented by a public defender. Not that I blame her for distrusting Nick’s legal skills if that was the reason why, but it’s kind of funny and weird that Nick didn’t lift a finger to help her out.

I mean, I wouldn’t tell my employer I got into a drunken cat fight either.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm surely revealing my inner Scandinavian prude here, but I just can't imagine the appeal of nearly two weeks at a sex resort of any kind.

This was the thing that struck me on reading that post as well. I'd seen the reports of the Rekieta's Hedonism trip at the time, but I hadn't paid that much attention. I'd just assumed it was like.. 'OK, lets check out the swinger resort. Two or three nights -- perhaps five at maximum and then move on to somewhere that isn't a fucking sleaze pit.'

Twelve nights is just insane. And clearly they enjoyed it so much, they went back for more as soon as they could. That Big Black Cock has to have some miraculous restorative powers. The place is Swinger Butlins/Club 45-60 and sounds like hell on earth even if you strip out the weird sex stuff.

 

[House Cat]

REVISED: REKIETA DEGENERACY TIMELINE
Thanks again to all of those who have made additions/corrections here or in DMs. The revisions to the document are in ORANGE.

NEXT STEPS:

1. It’s been suggested that this timeline be placed in a separate thread in order to make it a “living” document. That is, any future corrections/additions/discoveries regarding Nick’s future saga can be captured and placed in the correct context. If this is desired, please let me know how to do this @AltisticRight and @Useful_Mistake
2. New additions/corrections? They are welcome keeping in mind the timeline focus is on: DRUGS, SEX, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL! If you have a suggestion, please provide me with a link (KF post, clip, stream) for authentication.
3. Many of the links in the document have connected pictures. Several have suggested a related pictorial history be constructed, which I think would have to be under a separate thread (see #1.) Let me know if you would care to help . . .

Thank you all and enjoy! . . . Except you Nick . . . go to REAL rehab!

Spoiler: Rekieta Degeneracy Timeline Chart

2019-21
	Apr. 2019	TWITTER BAN FOR BODY SHAMING (LATER LIFTED)
	Nov. 11, 2021	RITTENHOUSE TRIAL BEGINS
	Nov. 19, 2021	RITTENHOUSE TRIAL VERDICT
2022
DALLAS I	Feb. 10, 2022	Nick appears for the first time on the “You Are Here” Podcast on The Blaze Network in Dallas with Elijah Schaffer & Sydney Watson. Kayla does not accompany him.	https://tinyurl.com/3kk5uzd6
	Feb. 10, 2022	Kiwi finds evidence (tweet) that Nick knows of a gay bar in Dallas called Mr. Misster. Tweet was from June 7, 2022.	https://tinyurl.com/bde7xnym
	Feb. 18, 2022	Nick tells Adam Crigler on his show how he *MIGHT* have been roofied in Dallas at the Cowboy Red River bar. Loses 6 hours, vomited in the bathroom and woke up with bruises. Nick says he was with several Blaze employees including Savannah Hernandez, a Blaze personality. Brittany Venti may have also been there	https://tinyurl.com/e6bz2rry https://tinyurl.com/yzjexhsd (11:30) https://tinyurl.com/y5w8z5ay
DALLAS II	Nov. 20, 2023	Nick later talks again about being roofied in Dallas, but this time confirms he WAS roofied	https://tinyurl.com/46jdbabc
KINKS	Apr. 7, 2022	Nick shows he has knowledge harnesses for pegging with Joe (Good Lawgic) and Elijah Schaffer; Elijah seems very “stimulated”	https://tinyurl.com/yrdc9dks (3:10:29)
	Apr. 11, 2022	DEPP v HEARD TRIAL BEGINS
WORST DAY	May/June 2022	Nick’s “Worst Day” happens sometime during these months - Confirmed July 4, 2022 (see below)
	June 1, 2022	DEPP v HEARD VERDICT
PORN DRUGS KINKS WORST DAY	June 13, 2022	Nick has a grft stream in which Nick discusses wet dripping vaginas, Amouranth’s anus, the size of his penis, his love of ejaculation on faces, etc.; Slips and reveals (pre-Hedonism) that he’s going to Jamaica and he’s heard of the hotel; Discusses worst day: Blames friends, extended family, family, and God “in that order” Says he made between $200-250K during the Depp; Nick says to fan Mandy he will “sign her tits” at Anime Matsuri	https://tinyurl.com/3kp2f6j5 (full) https://tinyurl.com/22k7fc4t
PORN	July 4, 2022	Nick endorses moms doing OnlyFans	https://tinyurl.com/mryuhrcv
KINKS	July 4, 2022	Nick talks about pegging and cucking	https://tinyurl.com/yvf8625a
WORST DAY	July 4, 2022	Nick talks about his “worst day” publicly but doesn’t say what happened	https://tinyurl.com/2brydfh6
	July 22-31, 2022	YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED AND RESTORED
HOUSTON	July 29-31, 2022	Anime Matsuri and “women stepping on Nick” pictures are posted on LOCALS	https://tinyurl.com/yuyeuk2e
HEDONISM II	Aug. 1-12, 2022	Hedonism II Trip	https://tinyurl.com/4hmysvj9 https://tinyurl.com/4psm8v9b
HEDONISM II	Aug. 13	*** INTERNATIONAL SWINGERS DAY ***	https://tinyurl.com/bdep29us
PORN	Sept. 2022	Nick names all of his favorite pornstars on Simpcast (All of the girls mentioned are “very young looking”)	https://tinyurl.com/4hz6u3zx
KAYLA	Sept. 18, 2022	Kayla’s likely “Mommy Makeover” Surgery; “Stream from Minneapolis hotel after Kayla gets a “procedure”; Nick complains about not being able to have sex for 6 weeks	https://tinyurl.com/288936bz https://tinyurl.com/24rm2vx5 https://tinyurl.com/24rm2vx5
DRUGS	Sept. 20, 2022	Nick admits to having done cocaine in Jamaica and compares it to Provigil	https://tinyurl.com/mr49dhkr (4:55:00)
KINKS	Sept. 21, 2022	Nick talks about his sex swing to Good Lawgic and Faran Balanced	https://tinyurl.com/34sbmfp9
DRUNK STREAM	Sept. 22, 2022	Nick & Faran Balanced Drunk Stream	https://tinyurl.com/4bkv37cr
	Oct. 26, 2022	Nick talks about his “No Clothing Room” in college	https://tinyurl.com/yc8rvwrb
	Oct. 7, 2022	TWITCH 7 DAY SUSPENSION BEGINS
KINKS	Nov. 2022	Nick posts pictures on LOCALS of Kayla in lingerie, Nick sucking Kayla’s toes, and one of Kayla & Drex making a muscle man pose	https://tinyurl.com/4w3pkhse
MANDY	Oct. 26, 2022	Nick sings “Oh Mandy” to her on LOCALS; Mandy later posts “her” tits in LOCALS chat	https://tinyurl.com/4nvrjkec
WINE MOMS	Oct. 29, 2022	Nick has Kayla on stream; DivinitySaid asks Nick how Kayla feels about all the “Wine Moms” posting their tits in his LOCALS chats	https://tinyurl.com/2v2kmr8h
KINKS	Nov. 8, 2022	Nick & Kayla butt-bottle pictures are posted on Nick’s LOCALS along with their “semi-nude” pictures from Hedonism II	https://tinyurl.com/2k4hdk96
KINKS	Nov. 18, 2022	Nick reviews the Balldo; This is the start of many fans questioning his “Trad Dad” ethics	https://tinyurl.com/2r9287nr
KINKS	Nov. 22, 2022	Kayla talks about giving a Balldo to her friend “Rachel” with Nick in the hottub	https://tinyurl.com/5x5ycx8t
APRIL	Dec. 11, 2022	Nick meets April on Simpcast for the first time	https://tinyurl.com/u2bj6n74
KINKS	Dec. 2022	Kayla brings Nick to the underwear-only bar for his birthday (on or about 12/16)	https://tinyurl.com/4fvzczhp (last video in post)
KINKS	Dec. 17, 2022	Kiwi Farms establishes a link between Nick, Drex and hardcore pornographer. Duke Skywalker	https://tinyurl.com/2dev3kpm
WINE MOMS	Dec. 19, 2022	Nick does a LOCALS stream where he addresses the LOCALS chat and the salacious pictures being posted in it by the “wine moms”	https://tinyurl.com/mvjt2zwu
	Dec. 29, 2022	Nick says he cannot be canceled	https://tinyurl.com/2szhfu3u
2023
KINKS	Jan. 2023	Nick first discusses a sex dungeon (confirmed by AussieOverlawed on May 13, 2023)	https://tinyurl.com/6pnkps4f
TATTOOS	Jan. 2023	Nick gets the “I will be us” tattoo to represent him and Kayla	https://tinyurl.com/bajxfbsx
WINE MOMS	Jan. 2023	Kayla acknowledges that she received lingerie from Carimachet (LOCALS fan) and writes back to her in chat, “I’m so excited. Nick will tell you what he thinks.”	https://tinyurl.com/3a7jmaf9
WINE MOMS	Jan. 5, 2023	Clairebere exposes LOCALS “Wine Moms” porn pictures and sexual chats sent to Nick	https://tinyurl.com/32kb4hfa (clip) https://tinyurl.com/2p9xydzn (full 3:34:30)
NULL	Jan. 6, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon weighs in with a warning to “pull up”	https://tinyurl.com/bde5a9rt
NULL	Jan. 13, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon lectures Nick on the dangers of LOCALS nude pictures	https://tinyurl.com/3fwbyzw9
RITTENHOUSE	Jan. 25, 2023	Nick asks “balls or no balls? ”to Kyle Rittenhouse during an appearance on his show, along with other suggestive and sexual questions	https://tinyurl.com/3d85dhf6
VEGAS	Feb. 21-28, 2023 Las Vegas Trip	Nick streams with Camelot331 and they talk about how they are NOT swinging	https://tinyurl.com/4nwttkba
VEGAS		Camelot331 later recalls meeting with hookers in Las Vegas	See below May 31, 2024 when he recounts
VEGAS		Steven Gosney recounts Nick acting gay with him in Las Vegas	https://tinyurl.com/48bf865a (3:26:57)
VEGAS		Nick & Kayla meet LOCALS fan Sally78 & husband	https://tinyurl.com/265d3j7y
VEGAS		On stage in Vegas, Nick is so drunk he spills his whisky bottle while on stage with Ty Beard, Dax, and Camelot331 present	https://tinyurl.com/yc2s4vfc https://tinyurl.com/3fatsh4h (full)
HEDONISM II SWINGING KINKS	Mar. 1, 2023	Faran Balanced’s DMs are leaked - Hedonism II, sex dungeon, and swinging allegations are “confirmed”	https://tinyurl.com/53s8tm62
HEDONISM II SWINGING KINKS	Mar. 1, 2023	Nick responds to Faran Balanced’s Twitter response saying he is monogamous and Faran “must have got it wrong”	https://tinyurl.com/e43xjna2
NULL	Mar. 3, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon responds to Faran Balanced DMs and the swinging allegations	https://tinyurl.com/4rr5y6r6
KIWI FARMS	Mar. 7, 2023	Kiwi Farms notices Kayla is not wearing her wedding ring on her now deleted YouTube channel	https://tinyurl.com/msm7vvv5
	Mar. 7, 2023	Nick gloats about Clairebere being hacked and her private nudes being leaked on his LOCALS stream	https://tinyurl.com/4bd7xvd4
KAYLA	Mar. 9, 2023	Nick posts Kayla’s boudoir picture on LOCALS she took for him on HER birthday	https://tinyurl.com/4963vf4r
PHILADELPHIA	Apr. 2023	Nick goes to “The Dick Show & WATP Crossover Show” in Philadelphia; Nick later admits to hanging out with Riley & Mint Salad and that he was “too f**ked up” to leave after his guest appearance on stage	https://tinyurl.com/3pk9mukp
TRAFFIC VIOLATION	April 15, 2023	Nick is stopped at 6:44am for going 81mph in a 65mph zone in "raining wet cloudy" conditions (shortly after a major Friday drunk stream); Nick tells the officer he was taking his son to a speech competition; Nick gets a warning for no proof of insurance	https://tinyurl.com/yckfr38w https://tinyurl.com/4b6yjy4u
KINKS	May 13, 2023	Nick talks about how he is STILL trying to build a sex dungeon; Nick details that when he tells local contractors what they’re building for him, they never come back once they find out	https://tinyurl.com/56pyh7wa https://tinyurl.com/56pyh7wa
KINKS	May 13, 2023	Nick confirms he has a St. Andrew’s Cross on stream	https://tinyurl.com/bde7fe6u (4:26:01)
KIWI FARMS	May 13, 2023	Nick talks about how “his Kiwi Farms thread has gone off the rails”	https://tinyurl.com/bde7fe6u (4:27:1
MANDY	May 29, 2023	The Infamous “Do You Know Mandy?” Stream; Nick gets extremely drunk and lusts over Mandy on stream; Nick later takes down the stream	https://tinyurl.com/5xmfy2sz https://tinyurl.com/bde78rt7
NULL	June 13, 2023	Nick goes on vacation to Corpus Christi with his family; Nick has his infamous “shower texts” with Josh “Null” Moon	https://tinyurl.com/3e6j7c2a
HEDONISM II	June 16, 2023	Kiwi Farms discovers that Ricardo & Romaine, employees from Hedonism II, are “friends” with Nick on Instagram	https://tinyurl.com/547d7mnv
HEDONISM II SEX PORN KIWI FARMS KAYLA	July 14, 2023	“I’m a Sneed” Turkey confronts Nick about his degeneracy live on a LOCALS “call-in stream”; Turkey asks about Nick following Ricardo & Romaine; Nick says he and Kayla are monogamous; Nick says he used to watch a lot of porn and says porn should be protected under the 1st amendment under art; Nick denies he’s building a sex dungeon; Nick talks about “the new fantasy” of black men having sex “with a white man’s wife” (see Ricardo & Romaine); Nick says people are unfairly going after Kayla	https://tinyurl.com/4hcj3vp6
NULL	Aug. 29, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon reluctantly reveals his “shower texts” he had with Nick on “Mad At The Internet”	https://tinyurl.com/23rtnajt
NASHVILLE	Sept 16. 2023	Nick goes to Nashville and stays at an AirBnB “Playboy Mansion”; Streams on LOCALS from inside the home and from the outdoor hot tub; Riley & Mint Salad record Nick’s meetup; Guests in Nashville: Valhalla Awaits, Andrew Branca, Uncivil Law; Parasocial Guests: TiffHung, Jenny from LOCALS attended (girls Nick flirted with in LOCALS chat), The Mild One, and DarkOmen42	https://tinyurl.com/5x2uj55a https://tinyurl.com/2fnf4dwn
MARRIAGE	Aug. 26, 2023	Nick says the secret to a long and lasting marriage is to always remain sexually attractive for your partner, otherwise “you’re not doing it right and you’re failing your marriage”	https://tinyurl.com/mwn89mpw
MARRIAGE	Sept. 28, 2023	Nick advises everyone to get a prenup and bemoans that he does not have one: Nick says, “Our marriage is a great, fantastic suicide pact.” and “If [he/she] won’t sign one, don’t get married.”	https://tinyurl.com/2t29rbda
KINKS	Oct. 5, 2023	Nick appears on XiaLand’s channel and watches as she squirts chocolate syrup and whipping cream over her string bikini body	https://tinyurl.com/yraydw7p (2:04:37)
COMEDY SHOW	Oct. 21, 2023	Chrissie Mayr Comedy Show in Minnesota with STMS; Mayr cancels because her father is murdered; Nick fills in for Chrissie; Aaron & April meet Nick & Kayla for the first time; Riley & Mint Salad were also in attendance	https://tinyurl.com/4mddfyun https://tinyurl.com/38ez6xm6 https://tinyurl.com/4x5c3txx
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA	Nov. 8, 2023	Nick & Kayla go to Trump’s Mar-A-Lago for the Premier for the Daily Wire movie Police State (Dinesh D’Sousza & Dan Bongino); Nick is invited as a Rumble creator since at the time he is under a Rumble contract; Nick wears a belt from Hot Topic, no joke; Viva Frei livestreams and walks in on Nick “in the bathroom” during the movie premiere *** IMPORTANT TO NOTE *** The Viva Frei video is odd. At 10:45 you see Viva walking towards the bathroom. The video then becomes pixelated at 11:00, then cuts to Viva and Nick in the bathroom by the sink together. Viva has Nick appear on camera for about 4 seconds, then immediately takes Nick off camera.	https://tinyurl.com/yt92v9kh (starts 11:00)
NASHVILLE	Nov. 15, 2023	Valhalla Awaits tells Nick to NOT bring up the Nashville trip on stream; Nick admits Valhalla has “dirt on him”	https://tinyurl.com/4c7vubyw
NULL KIWI FARMS	Nov. 30, 2023	Nick “tells” Potentially Criminal (Sean) that he and Kayla are monogamous repeatedly; Nick also addresses his “shower conversation” with Null and his Kiwi Farms thread	https://tinyurl.com/3e6j7c2a
KINKS	Dec. 2023	Aaron talks about going to a strip club and doing cocaine for Nick’s birthday (on or about 12/16)	https://tinyurl.com/22v9jfm5
MANDY	Dec. 15, 2023	Kiwi finds out Mandy is a “MAN” and that Nick has been catfished	https://tinyurl.com/565cdenk
KINKS	Dec. 16, 2023	Nick talks about Gay 90s Underwear Parties for his Birthday	https://tinyurl.com/2etm5w4k https://tinyurl.com/25mk2u6a
KINKS	Dec. 18, 2023	Nick explains why you should go to a strip club	https://tinyurl.com/y3p6secj
SEX	Dec. 19, 2023	Aaron & April stream STMS “Live From Spicer NIght Show” from Nick’s basement studio; Nick comes in and licks Aaron’s face	https://tinyurl.com/3yb66d7p (Nick enters at 1:34:40); https://tinyurl.com/4wz32z9n
MARRIAGE	Dec. 27, 2023	Nick tells a superchatter that he is “NOT lucky” to be married; Nick says, “You’re lucky if a girl comes up to you, holds a prenup [and says] ‘I’ll never take any of your stuff’[...] and I’ll give you 830 blow jobs [per year].’”	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JJngxOsw0s&t=25s (2:27)
2024
TATTOOS	Jan. 8, 2024	Nick goes to a tattoo convention in January 2024 to get the first part of his snake tattoo (tattoo later completed in July)	https://tinyurl.com/4xper8wj https://tinyurl.com/7v3mv97j https://tinyurl.com/9arhx8pt
APRIL TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Jan. 15, 2024	April gets a speeding ticket going to-and-from Rekieta House for going 39mph in a 30mph zone (she was actually going 46mph); Nick is listed as her lead attorney	https://tinyurl.com/24fhaztc
SEX	Jan. 29, 2024	The “infamous” Nick & Kayla + Aaron & April Hot Tub *NOT* Swinger Stream; April starts the stream saying, “Is this a Sister Wives situation or what?”	https://tinyurl.com/595ef8s2
APRIL	Feb. 8, 2024	April walks off STMS set visibly angry in tears, upset with Aaron saying she had to deal with a “personal issue; April does not return to the show that day; This is the first time when Aaron confronts April on stream about missing shows in the morning and she says, “Sometimes she needs to sleep in.”	https://tinyurl.com/2354czzx (33:47)
APRIL	Feb. 9, 2024	Nick skips his usual LOCALS post-stream on February 8th; He posts a cancellation notice at 3am he "had a client call with a serious issue"	https://tinyurl.com/24fhaztc
APRIL	Feb. 13, 2024	April changes into a string bikini on STMS for Superchats	https://tinyurl.com/vuvsmdkp : (2:15:25)
AARON TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Feb. 17, 2024	Aaron gets a speeding ticket going to-and-from the Rekieta House for going 45mph in a 30mph zone; Stearns County, Minnesota (near St. Cloud)	https://tinyurl.com/yc3sm7ku
AARON TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Feb. 19, 2024	Aaron gets a speeding ticket going to-and-from the Rekieta House for going 80mph in a 65mph zone; Sherburne County, Minnesota (near St. Cloud)	https://tinyurl.com/yc3sm7ku
APRIL	Feb. 27, 2024	April’s DMs are leaked by fan “Lemmi” where we see the first signs of April not happy with Aaron	https://tinyurl.com/54ve4c55
SEX	Mar. 1, 2024	Speculations start about April or “ceiling cats” being in the room while Nick is streaming	https://tinyurl.com/yppd8m2k https://tinyurl.com/3r49yh88 (full)
KAYLA	Mar. 22, 2024	Nick “checks on Lady Rackets” and comes back with a bloody nose	https://tinyurl.com/28f7rf52
TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Mar. 23, 2024	Nick is stopped for speeding at 6:17pm going 85 in a 65mph zone on Hwy 71 in Willmar; Nick is charged with speeding and expired registration	https://tinyurl.com/3aejt732
SEX	Mar. 26, 2024	Aaron & April stream another STMS from Nick’s basement; Nick comes in shirtless and licks Aaron’s face	https://tinyurl.com/4su2n43p
TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Apr. 1, 2024	Nick is pulled over for speeding; Nick is fined for no proof insurance	https://tinyurl.com/3aejt732
KINKS	Apr. 1, 2024	Aaron & April admit Nick took them to a Gay Bar for Nick’s birthday	https://tinyurl.com/4ujmpvhu
SEX	Apr. 1, 2024	Aaron & April start to get backlash for “bikini superchats,” “hot tub streams,” and “titty streams” by their own “OG fans”; Aaron goes on a fan’s stream and is confronted with being a “sell-out”	https://tinyurl.com/mt39yyke https://tinyurl.com/y8wk6xkk
KINKS	Apr. 2, 2024	Nick talks about how there should be stripper poles in church with Steve Gosney	https://tinyurl.com/s49fwyfp
APRIL	April 5, 2024	April cleans out her closet and leaves Aaron; This is not said by Aaron on STMS, but we find out on the May 23, 2024, STMS this is the date she left; Aaron says, “It was 7 weeks ago tomorrow,” which puts it the weekend after Easter
TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Apr. 8, 2024	Nick is pulled over for speeding; Nick is fined for no proof insurance	https://tinyurl.com/3aejt732
SEX	Apr. 10, 2024	Nick is asked about Aaron & April’s “crumbling marriage”	https://tinyurl.com/yd9tyjvw
	Apr. 11, 2024	Nick cancels his stream that evening last minute	https://tinyurl.com/w9rj3z5s
	Apr. 12, 2024	Nick comes onto stream for under 5 minutes, possibly close to tears; May have been staring at April in his corner saying that he had to cancel this show due to a serious personal issue
APRIL	Apr. 14, 2024	Aaron announces April is no longer a co-host of STMS	https://tinyurl.com/23mck5sj
TRAFFIC VIOLATION	Apr. 23, 2024	April’s speeding ticket hearing; Nick is her lead attorney and is a no-show	https://tinyurl.com/5n8w7p6v
AARON KIDS	Apr. 24, 2023	Aaron reveals on STMS how the Rekieta kids were often hungry and he would cook them Spaghettios	https://tinyurl.com/4r4ucuf6
AARON KIWI FARMS DRUGS	Apr. 30, 2024	Aaron starts to crack on STMS; Addresses a number of things including “corner demons,” “cocaine cookies” and Kiwi Farms and how “Kiwi Farms is usually right”	https://tinyurl.com/48ymbtx4
AARON DRUGS	May 7, 2024	Aaron addresses partying with the Rekietas “too hard” and how it “got out of hand”	https://tinyurl.com/muxf5bns
KINKS	May 7, 2024	Nick talks about the topless scene in American Beauty and lusts after Mena Suvari	https://tinyurl.com/mt3capct
DRUGS	May 10, 2024	Nick is asked about his major weight loss by Ethan Van Sciver	https://tinyurl.com/2p9yrysc
AARON	May 13, 2024	Aaron announces he and April are getting a divorce	https://tinyurl.com/yda5wumy
CHURCH KIDS	May 16, 2024	NIck’s church pastor, Kevin Melin, a mandated reporter, meets with Officer Nester to report concerns of child neglect in the Rekieta household	https://tinyurl.com/268bpf38
AARON KIDS DRUGS	May 20, 2024	Aaron gets very angry on stream when reading a local news story about parents bringing drugs around their own children; Aaron says he “needs to move onto the next story before he says things he shouldn’t say”	https://tinyurl.com/2wt3kafj
DRUGS	May 21, 2024	Aaron admits he and April did cocaine and ecstasy with Nick & Kayla	https://tinyurl.com/4a3t6y9w https://tinyurl.com/ysfw7y6c
DRUGS	May 21, 2024	THE INFAMOUS “COKE” STREAM	https://tinyurl.com/2vu7sx7p
DRUGS		CLIP: Nick says Judge Fischer has “liquor pouring from her vagina”	https://tinyurl.com/3dr54fz2
DRUGS		CLIP: Nick returns with blow on his nose	https://tinyurl.com/35e2mcn8
DRUGS		CLIP: Nick is so drunk, he repeats AnimeCope&Sneed’s superchat 8+ times	https://tinyurl.com/4u55p426 (HILARIOUS RENDITION!!!)
DRUGS		CLIP: Nick (maybe) “pleasures himself” on stream	https://tinyurl.com/2x76uph8
DRUGS		CLIPS: Other funny renditions that have made the YouTube sphere	https://youtu.be/5Ne-p90H1Os?si=77xMP95YX8bTWM1B
SEX KAYLA	May 22, 2024	Aaron hears that Nick is going to do a show potentially about him and reveals that “he has a lot of stories that he could tell about Nick”	https://tinyurl.com/2hrnexrx
APRIL	May 22, 2024	Aaron describes the day April officially moved out 7 weeks prior on April 5, 2024	https://tinyurl.com/muz4nrzm https://tinyurl.com/yc8h6y7p
BLACK EYE	May 22, 2024	Nick does a LOCALS stream but appears on camera for a hot second, then immediately goes off camera; Black eye is seen; Nick blames his behavior on narcolepsy and alcohol	https://tinyurl.com/339dkbx2 https://tinyurl.com/yc43vndf
DRUGS	May 23, 2024	NICK, KAYLA, & APRIL ARE ARRESTED; CHILDREN ARE REMOVED FROM THE HOME BY KCHHS (local child protective services agency)	https://tinyurl.com/rdz44897 https://tinyurl.com/3kdx9jre
COURT CASE	May 24, 2024	Nick’s arraignment	https://tinyurl.com/yvsjduzd
COURT CASE KAYLA	May 24, 2024	Kayla's arraignment	https://tinyurl.com/ypvh6vtc
AARON	May 26, 2024	Aaron spills EVERYTHING on Kino Casino	https://tinyurl.com/2zp4nsx8
SEX	May 27, 2024	Aaron addresses why he didn’t admit to the swinging	https://tinyurl.com/mmk358c6
SEX	May 27, 2024	Aaron and Nick DM each other on Twitter for the last time before Nick blocks Aaron	https://tinyurl.com/mrxcfm37
KAYLA	May 27, 2024	Aaron sends a nude photo of Kayla to Geno Bisconte live on stream (STMS show has since been removed)	https://tinyurl.com/53zkz24m
VEGAS DRUGS KINKS	May 31, 2024	Camelot331 talks about strippers during the Las Vegas trip; Also talks about Nick spending $20,000 a month on cocaine	https://tinyurl.com/2s3c85tn https://tinyurl.com/yksz5ced
KIWI FARMS NULL	May 31, 2024	Nick’s private DMs from a group chat are released post arrest on Twitter and Kiwi Farms (Yellowflash claims they were not released by him); Nick in the DMs details what kinds of guns he has and where they are in his house	https://tinyurl.com/bdfz3bw3
MARRIAGE	June 3, 2024	Aaron announced on STMS he and April are officially divorced	https://tinyurl.com/5n7h6j9a
DRUGS	June 5 - 7, 2024	Nick fails his alcohol test ; Court records show Nick tests positive for alcohol almost 2 weeks after his arrest	https://tinyurl.com/r9y8bjdw
COURT CASE KIDS	June 6, 2024	Court documents reveal Nick’s 9 year-old daughter tests positive for cocaine via a hair follicle test per KCHHS (CPS case) hearing as per court documents released on KiwiFarms	https://tinyurl.com/4fz2fsss
COURT CASE APRIL KAYLA KIDS	June 6, 2024	April is in the court gallery for the Rekietas; Kayla hugs eldest child outside Court and says, “these are the consequence of our actions”	https://tinyurl.com/r9y8bjdw
COURT CASE KIDS	June 6, 2024	It’s revealed that Nick refused entry to the master bedroom during a site visit by a KCHHS worker to ensure the home is drug free; Nick later accuses the KCHHS worker of lying on Twitter/X	https://tinyurl.com/r9y8bjdw https://tinyurl.com/267w43c7 (tweet)
1st STREAM SINCE ARREST	June 6, 2024	Nick does his first LOCALS stream since his arrest; Addresses a question about Aaron, “wishes Aaron a million dollars”; Nick says he was not masturbating on camera, he was “working out pain in his leg”	https://tinyurl.com/mr486aky https://tinyurl.com/2sn4mtmb (full)
APRIL	June 11, 2024	Nick & April spotted getting pizza together (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/muykjb7a
KAYLA	June 12, 2024	Nick & Kayla are spotted at a Target (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/36num3kp
APRIL	June 13, 2024	Nick & April spotted at Dairy Queen (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/5fw33azb
CHURCH	June 13, 2024	Aaron recounts going to church with the Rekietas (date unknown) and speculates if the Bible passage is directed at them; The passage is Galatians 5:13-26: “If you bite and devour each other, watch out, you will be destroyed by each other” with later references to “orgies, drunkenness and the like.”	https://tinyurl.com/ycbpnbwv
HOUSE	June 15, 2024	Nick streams showing his “new studio” where there is “no alcohol” prominently featuring the Joker painting	https://tinyurl.com/4t6zzr59
APRIL	June 22, 2024	Nick does a stream answering “fan mail” with many asking about April and “if she was under the desk” during the infamous coke stream	https://tinyurl.com/45j9djmk https://tinyurl.com/mrxd9pwe (full)
DREX SEX	June 24, 2024	Drexel says he didn’t know about the Rekietas and their “lifestyle” on Camelot331’s show	https://tinyurl.com/jrhrwr24
KAYLA AARON	July 17, 2024	Kayla files a police report against Aaron for “revenge porn”	https://tinyurl.com/yc57jnjn
TATTOOS	July 19, 2024	Nick, Kayla, and April go to a tattoo convention in Minneapolis	https://tinyurl.com/3dxncku8
APRIL	July 21, 2024	April is caught on a hot mic in studio proving she was living with Nick (later to find she was living in the second home or the “Balldo Bunker”)	https://tinyurl.com/mr45van5
SEX	July 21, 2024	Nick does a LOCALS stream where he talks about biblical characters who had multiple wives and where polygamy is referenced; Nick reads passages from the bible detailing this	https://tinyurl.com/3mx9y2h2
DRUGS	July 27, 2024	Nick appears on Chrissie Mayr’s podcast and insinuates that local police planted drugs in his house	https://tinyurl.com/3ydznecw https://tinyurl.com/4kfdbusy (full)
KIDS	July 31, 2024	Nick says on stream he has a big announcement:“The kids are going to be back very soon… full time.”	https://tinyurl.com/48fjb2tb
KIDS	Aug. 9, 2024	Nick announces that the kids are back home	https://tinyurl.com/2p8sbrmc
NULL KIWI FARMS	Aug. 9, 2024	Nick releases private DMs between him and Josh “Null” Moon; Nick and Null argue over in the DMs releasing his police body cam footage; Also argue over Nick’s insinuation that local police planted drugs in his house (what Nick referenced on Chrissie Mayr’s podcast)	https://tinyurl.com/2p8sbrmc (00:32:00)
NULL KIWI FARMS	Aug. 16, 2024	Nick streams and has Dick Masterson on his show; Nick talks about Kiwi Farmers and lawtubers submitting FOIA’s for his body cam footage; Nick says he found a pedophile account on Kiwi Farms who was also an account on Nick’s LOCALS; Nick blames Josh “Moon” Null for “harboring” pedophiles, Null immediately removes the account	https://tinyurl.com/ezxn9un7 (34:00)
COURT CASE KIWI FARMS	Aug. 21, 2024	Nick’s Omnibus hearing; April & Kayla are in attendance; Ethan Ralph (Killstream) travels to Minnesota to cover the hearing to support Nick; Ethan threatens to doxx any “Kiwi Farmers” that show up to the hearing; Omnibus hearing lasts approximately 10 minutes	https://tinyurl.com/4mue4jb7
AARON	Aug. 21, 2024	Ethan Ralph challenges Aaron to a boxing match at Aaron’s boxing gym in St. Cloud; Ethan never shows up, but later says he was given the wrong address	https://tinyurl.com/yeyvmtr8
HOUSE	Aug. 20, 2024	Nick’s second house (Balldo Bunker) is put on the market for $450,000	https://tinyurl.com/28bhu8mv
APRIL	Aug. 24, 2024	Nick & April go to an art show in Minneapolis; Pictures are posted on April’s Instagram	https://tinyurl.com/axumfck8 https://tinyurl.com/bp6wu58s
COURT CASE APRIL	Aug. 28, 2024	April’s arraignment appearance for drug charges	https://tinyurl.com/4s24pmv6
AARON	Sept. 2, 2024	Warrant issued for Aaron on felony charges for sending “revenge porn”	https://tinyurl.com/yc57jnjn
AARON	Sept. 3, 2024	Aaron is charged with “revenge porn” and makes his first court appearance	https://tinyurl.com/4e244x43 https://tinyurl.com/7w34wuz2
DRUGS	Sept. 21, 2024	Nick streams on LOCALS he is done with his “court mandated rehab”	https://tinyurl.com/4jyxhyhd (29:20)
COURT CASE	Sept. 25, 2024	Nick’s motion for an Franks hearing is DENIED	https://tinyurl.com/4k7etms3 https://tinyurl.com/yb485aa5 https://tinyurl.com/5ardv434
	Sept. 29, 2024	Nick appears on Good Lawgic’s (Joe) stream making a number of jokes about his LOCALS 5K gift, jokes about Potentially Criminal (Sean); Nick complains about his headphones making him “sound like he has a “gun in his mouth” (has been saying this quote repeatedly lately)	https://tinyurl.com/hbxm9ey6 (clip) https://tinyurl.com/4md9c9mz (2:37:55)
APRIL	Oct. 1, 2024	April is asked on Instagram: “So when are you going to start cheating on Nick?” April responds: “I would never… as in, I’m not into cheating. So if I were in the position, I wouldn’t. He also deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him.”	https://tinyurl.com/2zhb48t6
COURT CASE	Nov. 26, 2024	Nick’s criminal hearing where he will plead: Guilty, Not Guilty, or take Plea deal
COURT CASE	Nov. 27, 2024	Nick’s civil hearing in Montagraph defamation case

Spoiler: Rekieta Degeneracy Timeline PNG

#RekietaDegeneracyTimeline #RDT

 

[House Cat]

OP: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19517594

Sorry for the double post. I reached my character limit . . . Who knew I could get to 64,000 characters!

Here is the TLDR for those who want to know the additions/revisions that are in ORANGE:

• Key moments in Nick’s online history to frame his decline i.e. the Rittenhouse and Depp Heard Trial
• More detail of the 2022 Dallas visits which preceded his “Worst Day”. .
• Court revelations from MNPublicRecords (RIP - you are missed)
• Other Misc Details:
  • Asking Kyle Rittenhouse “balls or no balls”
  • Spilling whiskey bottle on stage in Vegas
  • Nick’s commentary on prenups and marriage
  • Nick’s association to a hardcore pornographer
  • Details on Kayla’s cosmetic surgery
  • Traffic violations

I also provided a color key chart at the top to prove all the more how autistic I am . . .
#RekietaDegeneracyTimeline #RDT

 

[Seymour Duncan]

It's surprising he didn't get a charger tbh. It's what a real nigga from houston would have bought.

A major factor in his Mustang purchase was availability, the dealer's network had one in stock so he could get one NOW NOW NOW instead of being placed in the manufacturing queue. He outright said he considered some other stuff first but the Mustang won out just because he could drive it within days instead of having to wait weeks to months for it.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Funniest part about Nick is, he can't even just stay offline to make all this go away. We will learn about the updates to all of his legal troubles from Monty to Coke to CPS.

Even if he never streams or tweets ever again, he will still be a lolcow giving content for at least another year.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

#RekietaDegeneracyTimeline

IT just keeps getting better.

[EDIT] Moved the question to a DM to not clutter the thread.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

The internet in general and this place in particular changed quite a bit how I perceive certain words. For example the word "littles" put in quotation marks like that evokes imagery I would have very much appreciated not being reminded of.

Edit: Ffs lady, fix your spelling. It's "their" not "there" in the second last sentence.

 

[datura_binge]

RekietaDegeneracyTimeline

My god. It's beautiful.

 

[not william stenchever]

He probably doesn't either. He was way more interested in "vacations" that involved black dick in the ass than his actual children.

I feel bad for Ricardo and Romaine. I hope they used protection while they were dicking down the AIDS skellies.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

NULL

Jan. 6, 2023

Josh “Null” Moon weighs in with a warning to “pull up”

https://tinyurl.com/bde5a9rt

I can't get over just how prophetic this clip is.

 

[2lolis1cup]

REVISED: REKIETA DEGENERACY TIMELINE
Thanks again to all of those who have made additions/corrections here or in DMs. The revisions to the document are in ORANGE.

Hey @SamuellyGenie the research and timeline is done for you. You know what you have to do now.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'll just leave it here as well, Aaron is doing his STMS and promised to talk about the Nick Rekieta Degeneracy Timeline.
He already corrected the record on one event to start his show.

He is currently live, but might take a while until he starts his Rekieta segment, but would be good if someone would archive the entire stream asap so he cannot remove it in case he fucks up.

LIVE HERE