Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Cemetery Support]

Saw this random tweet and thought it seemed weird

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So I looked deeper into their profile and wow who could have guessed?

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I'm don't understand how any of these people are taken seriously.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm don't understand how any of these people are taken seriously.

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This one weirds me out because she looks just like a woman I knew who was the typical 90s party gal who tried on a bunch of different lifestyles- she went all in on the swing craze, she was a Phish person and followed them around, she went back to school to become a midwife, there was a rockabilly phase. Last I caught up with her she had married some very normal construction guy and they were raising daughters in a nice house.

It's probably basically the same prototype of a personality, but now that trooning is in the game, there will be no "volvo driving soccer mom" phase, just sterility and further insanity.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I guess in the long future, they'll do studies on FTM numbers and conclude how prevalent sexual abuse is for the average person in this era

Those studies will be laughably false, being based on self-reported i.e. made up, "abuse". They will require no actual proof of anything, so will therefore be complete bullshit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What? - Huge chest scars from getting their tits cut off to prove how manly they are isn't manly enough for you?
And Otto Skorzeny isn't even visibly balding in that pic.

You might be onto something, actually.

Even the high society teenagers trying for facial scars in their dueling societies wore protection for their eyes and nose; you want to look rakish and upper class, not blind or with messed-up sinuses.


So the Transmasc and Nonbinary Fencing Society can just go without chest guards, and tailor boob windows into their jackets and plastrons. There you go: rad chest scars, and maybe get your titty sliced up badly enough for removal to be "medically necessary" on your student health insurance; score.

Mensur scars were mostly on the left cheek due to right-handed fencing stance, but I'm sure we can figure something out about "decolonizing" and get some lefties in there.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Every few months we talk about Mensur scars in the pooner or SRS thread, but lbr: Mensur scars are to FTM breast removal what stretched lobes are to limb amputation.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Sal Goodman is posting delusional nonsense again:



I guarantee this dude fucked her in the pussy but she'll still insist hE's ToTaLlY gAy

 

[Fapcop]

Those studies will be laughably false, being based on self-reported i.e. made up, "abuse". They will require no actual proof of anything, so will therefore be complete bullshit.

As anyone who’s ever made a survey knows: It’s all about WHO you ask, and WHAT you ask them. Expand the definition of “abuse” far enough, and sure enough: You’ll get more “abused” pooners. Which they will absolutely LOVE.

Sal Goodman is posting delusional nonsense again:
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I guarantee this dude fucked her in the pussy but she'll still insist hE's ToTaLlY gAy

LMAO! I guarantee you’ll get a totally different answer if you ask the guy whether “he’s gay”.

In fact, the ONLY kind of man who’d tolerate this kind of hysterical, woman-like behavior, is a heterosexual man. Gay dudes have little experience and no tolerance for this kind of histrionics.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I was looking for TIMs to post in the transbian dating profiles but I stumbled upon this…
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> ENM/poly
> dating “asexual” people
> genderfluid
> he/him
> pansexual

Wow what a catch. My panties are just falling off as I read this profile.

My eyes. Fat bitches should be banned from posting nudes.

The ones who do more total damage will be living in tent cities, ala the fentheads of today (and there will be a lot of crossover, because heavy drugs are going to be the only way to manage the chronic pain and emotional horror.)

There's a great crossover of drug users and transgenders. You can browse in subreddit they gather by drug name and you're going to see a good number of posts.

As anyone who’s ever made a survey knows: It’s all about WHO you ask, and WHAT you ask them. Expand the definition of “abuse” far enough, and sure enough: You’ll get more “abused” pooners. Which they will absolutely LOVE.

I believe there's genuinely a large amount of SA'ed girl who poon out. They act the part and honestly with some of them it's harder to believe that they weren't molested with how they act and speak.

I went to look for some pooner drawings to add to this thread

Spoiler: Doods

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I believe there's genuinely a large amount of SA'ed girl who poon out

There is disagreement about the prevalence.

 

[glass_houses]

In fact, the ONLY kind of man who’d tolerate this kind of hysterical, woman-like behavior, is a heterosexual man. Gay dudes have little experience and no tolerance for this kind of histrionics.

You don't know that many gay men.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Sal Goodman is posting delusional nonsense again:
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I guarantee this dude fucked her in the pussy but she'll still insist hE's ToTaLlY gAy

Who bullied you in high school, Erica?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You don't know that many gay men.

He's right. He should've added the qualifier that "Gay dudes have little experience and no tolerance for this kind of histrionics from women." Fags are notoriously histrionic themselves.

 

[Surfin Terf]

He's right. He should've added the qualifier that "Gay dudes have little experience and no tolerance for this kind of histrionics from women." Fags are notoriously histrionic themselves.

Do they tolerate this level of BPD from non-hot gays? If you’re a skinny, young twink or a body-builder they’ll clearly tolerate it, but an ugly old man without money?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Do they tolerate this level of BPD from non-hot gays?

Real fags are like lesbians - the ones you see on television generally do not represent what you see IRL. Most fags are more like that mincing ginger from Modern Family.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

In the spirit of burgerland election ads....

Say no to DIY HRT, but vote yes for troons to get Zyklon B !
- paid for by the Aktion T4 committee for total tranny death.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I guarantee this dude fucked her in the pussy but she'll still insist hE's ToTaLlY gAy

Was a lesbian for almost 30 years but is now interested in men?

I've comes across dozens of these butch lezzers who've done this after decades of lesbianism; it's really fascinating tbh. You wouldn't think that it was the stone butches who would be the ones lying about their sexuality.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Was a lesbian for almost 30 years but is now interested in men?
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I've comes across dozens of these butch lezzers who've done this after decades of lesbianism; it's really fascinating tbh. You wouldn't think that it was the stone butches who would be the ones lying about their sexuality.

Of course it is. It's not lying, exactly. These people have no moral core, no self, no "there." They method act different characters. There is no off-stage personality.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

>Silas
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Is this another example of a pooner basing her entire identity off a fictional guy she wants to fuck. It's not a particularly common male name.

It's more likely to be Silas from Fire Emblem.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Was a lesbian for almost 30 years but is now interested in men?
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I've comes across dozens of these butch lezzers who've done this after decades of lesbianism; it's really fascinating tbh. You wouldn't think that it was the stone butches who would be the ones lying about their sexuality.

Well, she can't be a "lesbian" anymore, because she's man now, obviously.

 

[Paper Machete]

Was a lesbian for almost 30 years but is now interested in men?
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I've comes across dozens of these butch lezzers who've done this after decades of lesbianism; it's really fascinating tbh. You wouldn't think that it was the stone butches who would be the ones lying about their sexuality.

I think the exogenous hormones do something whacky to them but also I think it's a legit phenomenon that for some reason some girls think they're aren't right for men and/or men aren't right for them because of some sort of severe insecurity complex and they're basically political lesbians in denial about it but the increased sex drive that T gives them makes it impossible to ignore. There may also be the fact that they're sort of attached to their identity as a gay person and subconsciously wish to keep it so they when they trans they start going for people it would be "gay" to be with. Also remembering that the trans cult is all about the removal and trespassing of boundaries--not just other people's but their own and behave sexually in ways that aren't natural or healthy for themselves because of this.