Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[3MMA]

After browsing ITT & seeing with mine own eyes, the 70 transbian (oxymoron) dating profiles posted, I can firmly & confidently state that AGP smirk with head tilt is real. That shit is real. These troons really out here head tilting wearing their AGP smirks as if they were peacock feathers. No, Mr Neckbeard in a Dress, you won’t land a hot lesbo babe. Troons will never, bish.

 

[Spawn of Yakub]

Real™ Lesbians™. Or is it Transbians? From the dating app HER. Terfs need not apply! Form an orderly line, ladies!
Maybe one or two actually put good effort into passing. I honestly have no words for most of these profiles, some of them literally have beard stubble. What the fuck?

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Ashley looks like daniel Radcliff but trooned

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bro looks like one of the people I knew back on the rez but like a poor immitation of his face

 

[Fapcop]

These are starting to look AI generated. The same empty eyes, the same AGP smirk, same lantern jaw.

Scary that there’s a seemingly never ending supply of AGP troons coming off a production line somewhere.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I’m b-ACK!

Here are some more BRAVE and STUNNING women looking for other women on tinder.

Jayce aka “Joshua” is looking for a nerdy girl like him!


The living definition of “hon-fidence”

“Been seeing changes” and works at Home Depot. I wonder how much he gets misgendered by boomer men.

“Melissa” aka Michael had nothing on his profile. Boo. Boring.

“Whatever is the vibe really” screams desperate please please I want to meet someone please….

“My head game is better than your gfs” dude please stop sniffing your own farts…

“Abby” aka Alex WILL skin you alive on the first date. 100% sure.

I have a feeling this dude is just a chaser of some kind. Idk if he counts as a trans “woman” but really what is the difference…

“A bit of a traditionalist” you sure about that Jan?

“Ashley” aka Aaron your boobs are looking at two different things at once.

The hon smirk is real


The filters are insane to me god




So I’m now at 83 transbians. Do y’all think I can hit 100 by the end of this month?

 

[glass_houses]

So I’m now at 83 transbians. Do y’all think I can hit 100 by the end of this month?

You can hit 100 by Monday, let's be real.

 

[PetiteFeet]

26 year old Bailey makes me sad. He could've been such a gender non-conforming Chad but he trooned out. He could've slain so much pussy if he wanted to.

 

[MaximKnight76]

Isn't Jayce a male name ?

 

[unwieldy_object]

OK, I know this one is not from a dating app and it's in Swedish, but I wanted to share it since it's a troon specifically looking for a cis woman:
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Translation:
"️THIS IS MY CONTACT AD ️You shouldn't take this as a joke, even though it is a bit silly
But now I'm about to start dating for the first time in 18 years. I like the idea of daring to dig where you're standing. So what would be more obvious than to look for my first date here.
You CIS woman that feel that you're the right person for me send a DM
LONG LIVE LOVE

Hugs Lee"

This guy used to be one of the carpenters in a home renovation show that was very popular here in Sweden, and trooned out after some time out of the spotlight. He used to be quite good looking, but now looks like he got hit in the face with a brick.

ETA: his deadname is Björn, which is a common name for someone of his age. His taken name, "Lee", is, at least in my eyes, a VERY white trash kind of name for a woman here. Sounds very much like a name chosen by a teenage mom that still thinks of America as some kind of magic fairy tale land or something.

I have to admit that I don't watch TV shows but I've seen some interviews and his insta has popped up among the reels a couple of times over the years and he looks completely retarded now, like you say "a brick to the face".
Fucking creep, how entitled can you be to ask specifically for a cis woman when you look like you're going to skin her alive.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Hori products are now ruined forever

 

[Cronchyapple]

You can hit 100 by Monday, let's be real.

How about I hit 100 now?

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98. (Jesus Christ - a music teacher…)

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Aaand 105… It took me less than a month to find 100+ transbians. The ultimate thread tax for 2 years of lurking. Will @Null consider reviewing his top 5 creepiest transbians? Can we get a tier list transbian gumroad video?

MY FIRST POST WAS 18 DAYS AGO. 18. DAYS.

 

[deermeat]

It took me less than a month to find 100+ transbians. The ultimate thread tax for 2 years of lurking.

NIGGA WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE BECAUSE WHEREVER IT IS, I AIN'T GOING THERE.

 

[Cronchyapple]

NIGGA WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE BECAUSE WHEREVER IT IS, I AIN'T GOING THERE.

I live in a liberal hell hole. The first and ONLY lesbian bar event in my area had a dude in a fetish frilly sissy outfit with the cheapest plastic blond wig.
Think of this but I couldn’t see if he was wearing a diaper. I would not be surprised if this guy thinks he is a woman too. Life is hell here. Inshallah I find a kiwi lesbian to settle down with and grow lots of banana peppers to make Null all the pickled peppers his heart desires as payment for this blessed website.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I swear these ones are pooners.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Wow. I live in Commiefornia and one time I set my Tinder preferences to show "women" only for kicks to see how many transbians, I didn't get a single one, surprisingly. To be fair I got bored pretty quick. Thanks for the sideshow and good luck on your love quest, @Cronchyapple.

 

[She Beetle]

You're casting a wide net with that age range, huh?

 

[3MMA]

House of 1000 Corpses move over, a heavier horror is Thread with 105+ “Transbian” Dating Profiles (In 18 Days). Congratulations brave soul.

 

[Irregardless]

Not gunna lie, if this guy wasn't unquestionably a pedophile, this would be the funniest shit imaginable.

The overt "I get laid all the time" cope from this freak, along with all the others, just makes me hate them even more. They want so bad for people to think they're slamming pussy left and right, when everyone who isn't a dipshit sperg is painfully aware this person does not fuck.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Whatever you do, don't look for transbian #666

 

[PetiteFeet]

GigaHontosaurus Rex. I YIELD! DON'T EAT ME, OGRE! The final evolution of that one 4chan screencap of three girls in graduation caps where one of them is slightly malformed and woefully unattractive except that girl is still clearly a female

 

[She Beetle]

The overt "I get laid all the time" cope from this freak, along with all the others, just makes me hate them even more. They want so bad for people to think they're slamming pussy left and right, when everyone who isn't a dipshit sperg is painfully aware this person does not fuck.

"I give better head than your gf", probably because no woman regularly patrons their local gloryhole from both sides.

Also, and I'm sure its been said before, but why are TiM's chosen names always so extra? Nova, Dakota, the beloved Lilith. My theory is that its an extension of their barely-concealed misogyny. Conciously or subconciously, they're channeling the "women choose horrible baby names" stereotype.