Furry Fandom and Drama General

I didn't see this posted, but apparently someone wrote a college essay on dragon dildos and posted it on reddit.

Go them I guess?

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Christ that essay was terribly written.
And so much spaghetti and miladying going on... Ugh.
 
Generally, I don't have an issue with furries. I have a couple of friends who are, and they're sane, and know there is a time and place to talk about this. I'm not a furry but i can kind of see the appeal of a fursona, some animals are pretty cool like wolves, cats, and falcons.

One complaint from furries is that some non=furries compare furries to bestiality. Like how homosexuals are angry at being likened to pedophiles. Which I feel is a valid argument, as all many furries want to do is have fun in an identity they created for themselves.

However, one big problem I have (and one that lends credence to the bestiality argument) is when furries do porn and etc with anatomically correct animal parts (multiple breasts/teats, or a penis that is actually shaped like a dog penis) When you insist on "anatomical correctness" for the private parts of your furry, you can't tell me that you're not at least a bit attracted to animals, especially if you looked at pictures of dog penis so that you could model the penis of your fursona after it. Eww.
 
Personally I'm waiting for a furry mascot for some kind of hemorrhoid treatment, and then seeing if the furries work that into the porn somehow

I wouldn't put it past them anyway

They absolutely would. Hell, that might make a new fetish for them.

"Hot Wolf Anthro sucks the hemorrhoids of a big-titted cow-woman"

....I want you to appreciate just how painful it was for me to type that.

Bile rose up in my throat
 
They absolutely would. Hell, that might make a new fetish for them.

"Hot Wolf Anthro sucks the hemorrhoids of a big-titted cow-woman"

....I want you to appreciate just how painful it was for me to type that.

Bile rose up in my throat

Don't make this a new fetish.

I'm saying this as someone who can look at a drawing of a giant vixen using a grain silo as a dildo and not even blink.

Please don't make this happen.
 
Nexium has some 'splanin to do:
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I think i'd take Prilosec if it meant not being involved in scaley bondage vore. Rest assured though, this did not go unnoticed:

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Geez, and I've just had a sandwich. I'm going to have to wash that down with this ad!

lol theres more porn than youd think for a product that treats asthma
This little number first showed up about two years ago. While I'm sure the ad agency and the studio that produced the ad had good intentions, it was obvious the 'crowd' found a good home for this innocent grandpappy figure.

And yet, there was a second ad the following year, same animation for most of the setup, but different outcome.

Personally I'm waiting for a furry mascot for some kind of hemorrhoid treatment, and then seeing if the furries work that into the porn somehow

I wouldn't put it past them anyway
A animator I know once joked at me that there should be one done for penile dysfunction and I thought of Little Red Riding Hood for some reason as the basis for such an ad.
 
Today there was a fox fursuiter at Midwest Furfest holding a sign that said "FOX LIVES MATTER". Some exceptional individual was triggered by it and tweeted a picture of it, which led to several violent and angry responses.
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Dindus or furries, which matter more? I guess furries commit less crimes.
 
Well, considering I thought that there was No porn of it, any is more than I thought which makes me vaguely sad. Who wants to fuck the asthma wolves???
Apparently weirdos.

It's a shame since I did like the animation in these ads, one of the few occasions you see an ad for an adult product using animation at all these days. Nobody ever considers using appealing characters/designs like here, but that used to be very common once upon a time. Someone told me drug ads in particular tend to be one of the few instances you got to see animation at all thanks to the way they have to do those disclaimer readings to pad around it. The ads for Abilify or Zoloft are a good example.
 
Apparently weirdos.

It's a shame since I did like the animation in these ads, one of the few occasions you see an ad for an adult product using animation at all these days. Nobody ever considers using appealing characters/designs like here, but that used to be very common once upon a time. Someone told me drug ads in particular tend to be one of the few instances you got to see animation at all thanks to the way they have to do those disclaimer readings to pad around it. The ads for Abilify or Zoloft are a good example.

Not that I'm justifying the furries who decided to jerk it to an otherwise family-friendly medication ad, but in all fairness, they are not "unique" in this regard - I know for a fact that porn exists for Abilify (not sure about Zoloft but I wouldn't be surprised if it did). Hell, it's why Esurance stopped using that pink-haired spygirl mascot in their ads, because the porn results were actually overtaking the actual company's official material in search engines.

So, in this case it's less of the usual furries ruining everything; moreso Rule 34 ruining everything and just happening to be furry-flavored.
 
Not that I'm justifying the furries who decided to jerk it to an otherwise family-friendly medication ad, but in all fairness, they are not "unique" in this regard - I know for a fact that porn exists for Abilify (not sure about Zoloft but I wouldn't be surprised if it did). Hell, it's why Esurance stopped using that pink-haired spygirl mascot in their ads, because the porn results were actually overtaking the actual company's official material in search engines.

So, in this case it's less of the usual furries ruining everything; moreso Rule 34 ruining everything and just happening to be furry-flavored.
Pretty much.
 
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